Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

6,338 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 32 ratings

We are Ben Davis and Kelly K from 99/7 DJX based out of Louisville, Kentucky.

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Setting the Bar: You're Not A Bull

January 14, 2020 11:01 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without thinking you’re a bull, taking bull stimulant resulting in a 3 day woody…. you’re doing OK.

Gwyneth's New Candle Is Inspired By Her...Private Area

January 13, 2020 17:37 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

We need to know who bought Gwyneth Paltrow's new $75 candle on Goop because it's SOLD OUT. The name on the label will make you spit milk out of your nose!

01/13/2020 The One With The Va Jay Jay Candle And Diego The Tortoise Stud

January 13, 2020 17:02 - 49 minutes - 1 Byte

More teens hacked a traffic sign, this time with an adult movie in Detroit, we got an update on Diego the tortoise tasked with saving his species, Samantha tried to take down Kelly AGAIN in Can't Beat Kelly, Gwyneth Paltrow's new candle sold out and it's name is suuuuper catchy. And we give you the Oscar nominations as they are announced live.

Diego The Tortoise Gets To Go Home

January 13, 2020 12:57 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

Diego was tasked with saving his species. He did such a good job, that now he gets to return to the Galapagos Islands!

Can't Beat Kelly 1/13/20

January 13, 2020 12:42 - 5 minutes - 1 Byte

Samantha from New Albany had beaten Kelly in the past... can she do it again??

Setting the Bar: Don't Hack Billboards

January 13, 2020 11:03 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without...hacking a highway billboard and playing a hardcore adult movie, you’re doing ok.

We Learn About Haboobs

January 10, 2020 17:28 - 1 minute - 1 Byte

In a followup from some knowledge Ben dropped during TBT this week, listener Zoe said she was going to teach her 6th graders what a haboob is. She did. And asked the kids to write sentences using that word. LOLOLOL Def: a violent and oppressive wind blowing in summer, especially in Sudan, bringing sand from the desert. #learning #education

01/10/20 The One With Test Tickles And Fighting Over Applebee's

January 10, 2020 17:19 - 54 minutes - 1 Byte

We started off with a search for a wanted person we'll assume is named "Karen" in a hilarious police FB post, did more learning about haboobs, fought about Applebee's and tossed #dadjokes out to figure out who earns the trophy in this week's You Laugh You Lose! *Elmo might have been the downfall to the bit.

Family Secret: I'm 30 & I Steal From My Dad

January 10, 2020 14:38 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

She admitted that whenever she goes home, she takes money out of her dad's wallet.

Facebook Fight Theater: I Want Applebees

January 10, 2020 14:34 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

Kim and Jon kind of air it out on Facebook. Judy and Dave are the "supportive" friends and this is Facebook Fight Theater!

You Laugh, You Lose (First of the New Year)

January 10, 2020 12:57 - 4 minutes - 1 Byte

The Ben & Kelly joke battle... whoever laughs 1st, loses!

Whitley County Road Sign Made The Show

January 10, 2020 12:44 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without hacking a construction sign to say “send nudes”... you’re doing ok.

Setting the Bar: Police Are Looking For 'Karen'

January 10, 2020 11:15 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without being the subject of a hilarious police “wanted person” post... you’re doing OK.

01/09/2020 The One With Ben's Pants And The Park Pooper

January 09, 2020 17:45 - 47 minutes - 1 Byte

We started off the show dedicating more time to Ben's fashion emergency than ever in the history of the show. Ever. #TeamBluePants Had several examples of how NOT to live your life courtesy of a woman that keeps getting stuck in a clothing donation bin, and the park pooper...plus we help Christa decide if she should meet up with her ex in #FreeTherapy.

Free Therapy: I Just Want To Meet Up With An Ex

January 09, 2020 13:16 - 7 minutes - 1 Byte

Christa wants to meet up with an ex while passing through town, but her current BF says he wants to go too. He says it will show she has an "indivisible part of her life"....

Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Stepping Back From Royal Duties

January 09, 2020 11:45 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

Kelly translates this shocking story as only she can for our British speaking friends...LOL

Setting the Bar: Don't Get Stuck In A Clothes Bin

January 09, 2020 11:05 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without getting trapped in a clothing donation bin for days... you’re doing OK.

01/08/2020 The One With The Cat Tat and The Masked OBGYN?

January 08, 2020 17:42 - 49 minutes - 1 Byte

There was no shortage of examples of what not to do in several #settingthebar stories including a DIY winning lottery ticket, we looked for love at the bank where a dude mooned a woman and said he lives in the bottom of the ocean, plus we explored what other concepts might work for a TV show spinoff of The Masked Singer and now The Masked Dancer!

Setting the Bar: The Superhero We Need?

January 08, 2020 12:57 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without spray painting your moniker all over the city… you’re doing OK.

Craigslist Missed Connections: Bank Mooning

January 08, 2020 12:43 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

We head to Target and to Chase Bank in search of love in this Craigslist Missed Connections!

Setting the Bar: A Kentucky Love Story

January 08, 2020 11:56 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without shoving a police officer just so you can be with your girlfriend in jail… you’re doing OK.

Setting the Bar: DIY Lotto Winner?

January 08, 2020 11:14 - 1 minute - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without DIY’ing your lotto ticket by using scissors and glue so it wins…. you’re doing OK.

01/07/2020 The One With The Florida Rambo And Nekkid Neighbor

January 07, 2020 16:17 - 56 minutes - 1 Byte

Again, a whole lot of Florida made its way to the show including father/son crusaders, Florida Rambo and the SBD perp. A new #phonetap put Tim on blast when Robert Hossenpepper needed to find his lucky dollar, we break down the crazy on The Bachelor and talk strange things you eat that aren't food!

The Florida Rambo

January 07, 2020 14:35 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

When police showed up to this house after getting calls someone sounds like they are in distress, the Ring doorbell camera captured the unexpected culprit!

Letting Someone Borrow Your Car

January 07, 2020 13:39 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

There are always those little "things" only you know about your car, that when you lend it out.... you have to explain!

Setting the Bar: Father/Son Joyride

January 07, 2020 13:06 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without going on a father/son joyride pulling people over… when you’re not police… you’re doing OK.

Phone Tap: The Lucky Dollar

January 07, 2020 12:59 - 5 minutes - 1 Byte

Danielle's husband Tim works for a vending machine company in town and Robert Hassenpepper needs his help!

The Florida Man Who "Slings Genitals"

January 07, 2020 11:57 - 4 minutes - 1 Byte

Carlos was doing it wrong.... Police were called about Carlos Suarez walking around in a neighborhood in his underwear, yelling at the top of his lungs. When officers arrived, the man was naked and started “slinging his genitals” towards the police.

Setting the Bar: Quite the Mattress Endorsement

January 07, 2020 11:48 - 1 minute - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without falling asleep while mattress shopping, and spending the night there... you’re doing ok.

A Story About A Goat, Adult Bookstore, And Joyride

January 06, 2020 17:49 - 3 minutes - 1 Byte

Do you really need any more reasons to listen to this? We think not. Just click.

The Reason A Listener Wants Us to DJ Her Wedding Is LOL

January 06, 2020 17:29 - 4 minutes - 1 Byte

We have unique qualities but never did we think it would inspire a listener to invite us to DJ her wedding. #learning #education

01/06/2020 The One with The First Can't Beat Kelly Of The Decade

January 06, 2020 17:13 - 58 minutes - 1 Byte

Ricky Gervais slaughtered Hollywood during his monologue hosting the Golden Globes...that was fun. We had a chicken nugget manatee for sale, a joyride with a goat at the adult bookstore and Missy from New Albany was hopped up on cold meds and ready to win $500 with Can't Beat Kelly. And we got an offer to DJ a wedding for one particular quality LOL

Can't Beat Kelly 1/6/20

January 06, 2020 12:41 - 5 minutes - 1 Byte

Missy from New Albany was up for the challenge! The first "Can't Beat Kelly" of the year! How well would YOU have done?

Setting the Bar: Twitter and BBQ Sauce Don't Mix

January 06, 2020 11:19 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte

If you can manage to make it through the day without complaining about your company’s holiday gift on Twitter… you’re doing OK.

01/03/20 The One With All The Florida, Drunk Promise And Fighting About Resolutions

January 03, 2020 17:27 - 50 minutes - 1 Byte

Florida made the show on three separate occasions today...my favorite being Hunter who punched gas pumps. Classic Florida. Had a cringey Family Secret from a boss who drunkenly promised his employees a big raise on NYE and only knew about it from a video...YIKES. And a guy named Beau was upset at seeing so many New Year Resolutions he had to gripe about it on Facebook. Naturally, we act out the comments on the thread!

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