Ben Davis & Kelly K Show
6,338 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 32 ratingsWe are Ben Davis and Kelly K from 99/7 DJX based out of Louisville, Kentucky.
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10/18/19 The One With The Armpit Socks
October 18, 2019 18:33 - 41 minutes - 1 ByteHad a listener confess for #FamilySecretFriday that she stuffs socks in her sleeves under her armpits to handle her excessive sweating and ALL THE "DOCTORS" in the audience came out to give advice! You guys are smart! There was the Florida Walmart Harry Potter Turd Wizard and Wes just tried to celebrate saving money on insurance in a quick but fun #FacebookFightTheater! Happy Weekend!
Facebook Fight Theater: Saving Money On Car Insurance
October 18, 2019 13:43 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteNo...you're probably not going to see Wes pop up as a new spokesperson for an insurance company. Tom and Cindy don't seem to be fans either...
Family Secret: Her Sweaty Problem
October 18, 2019 12:04 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteShe's worried that her new boyfriend will find out about her sweaty problem! She shoves cotton socks under her arms to control her pit stains! DIY life hack or weird?
The Florida Turd Wizard
October 18, 2019 11:02 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteFrom ABC 7: Bystanders of a local Walmart in southern Florida said a man raided the women’s bathroom for feces then proceeded to wave it around like a wand. Ok...
Setting the Bar: Don't Lie About The Name on Your Tattoo
October 18, 2019 10:03 - 1 minute - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without giving police a fake name, when your real name is tattooed on your neck… you’re doing OK.
Florida: Naked Upper Decker
October 17, 2019 15:59 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteSometimes when you see a yacht, the clothes need to come off and the upper deck needs to be scaled. #Florida #nakedupperdecker
10/17/19 The One With The Centaur Debate
October 17, 2019 15:49 - 1 hour - 1 ByteYep...we debated how a Centaur would wear pants. And other Centaur-related questions because of ...well...Twitter. #education #knowledge We also talked to Kristy in Free Therapy about her friend's lip injections, covered a naked upper decker and jammed out to TBT! #AlmostFriyay
Centaurs Are Fascinating
October 17, 2019 12:30 - 7 minutes - 1 ByteA Twitter wormhole led us down the path of learning about centaurs....
Free Therapy: How Do I Say This To My Friend
October 17, 2019 11:59 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteChristy needs help on how (or if) she should tell her friend her lip injections look terrible.
Setting the Bar: Ohio Man's Wife Won't Let Him Drive To Girlfriend's
October 17, 2019 10:04 - 1 minute - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without getting mad that your wife won’t let you drive drunk… to visit your girlfriend… you’re doing OK.
10/16/19 The One With The Road Rage Love
October 16, 2019 15:58 - 45 minutes - 1 ByteThere was nakedness, love on the roads and at the "Holloween" store, and Missy sent us on a magical journey of what was recorded on a guy's sleep monitor app! #HumpDay
Craigslist Missed Connection - Love or Road Rage?
October 16, 2019 12:58 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteWhen you find love on I-65... but don't know if it's love or road rage??? Then it must be #CraigslistMissedConnections
Sleep Recorder App Picks Up Something Other Than Snoring
October 16, 2019 12:22 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteMissy texted us to ask if we had seen the Tweet from the guy who's sleep recorder app picked up something other than snoring!! LOL
Setting the Bar: Syria is Not in Kentucky
October 16, 2019 12:05 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without mistaking a Kentucky gun range for a battle-zone in Syria… you’re doing OK.
Florida Naked Forklift Guy
October 16, 2019 11:03 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteJoseph used a forklift to break into a Florida business, and then got naked, once inside. Because.... Florida.
Setting the Bar: Florida 911 Weed Call
October 16, 2019 10:04 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without calling 911 on your roommate to tell them that he’s stealing your weed… you’re doing OK.
10/15/19 The One With The Proposal Photographer
October 15, 2019 16:08 - 46 minutes - 1 ByteWe started with the panty and underwear bandit, talked about renaming our pets, pondered random things in the shower like nipples on chicken breasts, Carrie got us to #PhoneTap her hubby Danny who is a photographer, and we need a wellness check on Grandpa because of the Fortnite black hole. What a Tuesday!
Setting the Bar: How Not To Break Out of Prison
October 15, 2019 13:58 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without breaking out of prison, only to return with whiskey... you're doing OK?
Phone Tap: Engagement Photo Fun
October 15, 2019 11:47 - 6 minutes - 1 ByteCarrie wants us to have some fun with her husband, Danny. He's a photographer and William Hassenpepper has a request that leaves Danny saying "don't do it!" LOL
Fortnite Returned But Not Without Some Casualties
October 15, 2019 11:31 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteFortnite went down for about a day and a half... in that time some people couldn't handle the abrupt change.
Shower Thoughts: Chicken Breasts
October 15, 2019 10:59 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteRandom thoughts about astronauts, cat roommates, and chicken breasts.
Setting The Bar: Bra & Panty Bandit
October 15, 2019 10:04 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without breaking into a home in your bra and panties… you’re doing OK.
Dog Poop Flags
October 14, 2019 18:02 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteMissouri has a problem...and they've found a clever way to address it!
Best. Pep. Talk. EVER.
October 14, 2019 17:11 - 2 minutes - 1 Byte10-year-old Lane Bridges will get you ready for whatever you're facing today!!
10/14/19 The One With The Pep Talk
October 14, 2019 15:22 - 41 minutes - 1 ByteLane Bridges is a 10-year-old that should become an alarm clock with his epic inspirational speech to his youth football team! Then Abi from Okolona took on Kelly in Can't Beat Kelly, there were poop flags, when NOT to get a massage and many more life lessons from idiots. Happy Monday!
Can't Beat Kelly 10/14/19
October 14, 2019 11:46 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteAbi from Okalona was in the hot seat this morning taking on Kelly K in Can't Beat Kelly! How did she do... how would YOU have done?
Setting the Bar: When Not To Get A Massage
October 14, 2019 10:29 - 1 minute - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without stopping to get a massage after causing and fleeing an accident, you’re doing ok.
10/11/19 The One With Ben's Sausage Fingers
October 11, 2019 16:13 - 39 minutes - 1 ByteYep. Had to name the podcast that because Ben brought it up so much. Not gonna lie...I smelled his fingers. We coined a new phrase because of Naked Billy #DontBeABilly, acted out a Facebook Fight over a wallet koozie, and had a doozy of a Family Secret that had us questioning ever dining out again. #happyweekend
Facebook Fight Theater: Koozie Wallet
October 11, 2019 12:48 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteListener Nicole saw this evolve in the comments of her friend Jeff's post paying tribute to the wallet he is retiring. Ross threw a curveball that Serge was caught off guard by...
Family Secret: Waiter Confessions
October 11, 2019 12:00 - 7 minutes - 1 ByteHe confessed something NONE of us want to hear!
Don't Be A Billy
October 11, 2019 11:04 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteBilly was arrested for being naked in Eastern Kentucky. The reason he was naked is why we say "Don't Be a Billy."
Ben Smells Like Sausage
October 11, 2019 10:36 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteWhy does Ben smell like sausage??
Setting the Bar: Don't Steal a Building
October 11, 2019 10:26 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without trying to steal an entire building then selling it online… you’re doing OK.
10/10/19 The One With Ugly Gifts And TBT
October 10, 2019 15:54 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt was a rough start for us...Kelly had a migraine and Ben left his Garmin at home. #thoughtsandprayers. Free Therapy centered around Stephanie's generous gifts of furniture from family...that she thought was hella-ugly. Naked guy in Alabama got the spotlight and it was an angsty girl-powered TBT! Relive that magic HERE!
Free Therapy: She Wants Her Family To Quit Doing THIS
October 10, 2019 12:00 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteStephanie and her boyfriend have a new place and her family is giving her furniture and stuff, but she hates it. It's all hideous. What's a woman to do?
Setting the Bar: How NOT To Use Tweezers
October 10, 2019 10:05 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteIf you can manage to make it through the day without shoving tweezers in your ding dong… you’re doing OK.
10/09/19 The One With The Scottish Firefighters
October 09, 2019 18:33 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWe learned you shouldn't rob a bank to pay for your wedding, told you about Courageous Carter, tried to find the lady with TMI at Sully's and the guy who mooned a girl at the bank...Ben had firefighters show up at his flat in Scotland, and we know nothing about the classic tale of A Christmas Carol. #HappyHumpDay
Missed Connections: Mooned At Chase Bank
October 09, 2019 12:46 - 4 minutes - 1 ByteMagic happened at Sully's and at Chase Bank. Lady issues, black bean in the teeth, and dropping trow at the bank parking lot. So. Much.
Ben & Kelly Don't Know Anything About "A Christmas Carol"
October 09, 2019 11:50 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteApple is in final negotiations to pick up Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds’ new musical reimagining of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. And Ben & Kelly have no clue...
The Scottish Fireman Story
October 09, 2019 11:09 - 5 minutes - 1 ByteWhy did 6 firemen descend on the flat Ben was staying in at 5 in the morning??
Florida + Gators + Beer: What Could Go Wrong?
October 09, 2019 11:04 - 2 minutes - 1 ByteTimmy was reportedly arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk after he and his pal captured the reptile.
10/08/19 The One With The Apology Tattoo And Cancer Checker
October 08, 2019 13:16 - 30 minutes - 1 ByteWe learned it wasn't a good idea to have a misspelled apology tattoo etched on your chest and belly, pondered strange things in the shower, highlighted a mobile testicular cancer screening booth in New Zealand for the #health, and a #PhoneTap welcoming Ryan to the neighborhood 'business'!
10/07/19 The One with A Sassy Dolphin, Moose Nugget Art and #NoRagretsKen
October 07, 2019 13:58 - 32 minutes - 1 ByteThat title kind of says it all, no? A dolphin looking for a good time made the show, Ken from Corbin who took extreme actions to get a free meal and art we need to see at next year's St. James Art Show!
10/04/19 The One With Mom's "Ring" and The #RussianJuliaBots
October 04, 2019 14:34 - 27 minutes - 1 ByteThe YOLO train was speeding down the Friday track with a "beverage innovation" we highlighted (and then immediately regretted because YUCK), the fugitive farter, the Julia's duking it out in an identity theft-themed FB Fight Theater, and a Family Secret I'll need to burn my eyes after. Because of what I Googled. Do NOT let your mom wear that ring.... #themoreyouknow
Family Secret: Special Ring
October 04, 2019 12:47 - 4 minutes - 1 ByteWe kept this listener anonymous...because his secret is sassy. His dad found his "ring", and gave it to his mom. This is NOT a ring to wear on your finger.
Facebook Fight Theater: ID Theft
October 04, 2019 11:37 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteJulia thinks someone ripped off her identity...and is letting the fake Julia have it on Facebook! #RussianJuliaBots
Setting The Bar: Foiled By A Fart
October 04, 2019 11:20 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteSo many of you sent this story to us...and we think we know why! Hope you can avoid this fate today!! #foiledbyafart
10/03/19 The One With The First Date Work of Art
October 03, 2019 13:36 - 24 minutes - 1 ByteAshley had an interesting first date experience when the guy she went out with showed her something reallllly special. A Ferrari ended up the ocean because of Jesus...and the best car ad we ever came across! #Thursdayinanutshell
Missed Connections: Hammeroid Cream?
October 02, 2019 11:38 - 3 minutes - 1 ByteLooking for Karissa in PRP and the "Kroger Face Tat" guy... #hammeroidcream #wheredoesthatevengo
Setting the Bar: How NOT to Relocate To Kentucky
October 02, 2019 10:55 - 1 minute - 1 ByteMight we suggest a moving company to help?