At the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil Body Wash is EVERYwhere!" -- StolenSnapshots.com -- P.S. By the way we all know it will be Scorsese, "The Departed" and Mr. Forrest Whitaker tonight.... Why? "Because it's in his nature!"