BED VLOGS
40 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 12 years ago -Every month, Eric ZORK Alan & Sweetie [2 National Slam Poets] chat for a very fun 3 minutes from bed. Only partial nudity is involved [and unfortunately that is from Zork & not sweetie]. It is the best PG-13 fun that be had in bed and the web on a weekly basis. Please tune in and spread the word. More info at www.StolenSnapshots.com and www.BedVlogs.com
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BedVlogs: iRig Mic Review & How 2 kill muppets
January 01, 2012 13:37 - 7 minutes - 45 MB VideoFor Christmas Zork & Sweetie got an iRig Mic. So they used a party too test the Mic in a loud party situation as well as find out the best way to kill off all the muppets. The interviews were shot with an iPhone 4S with an olloclip attached [wide angle lens]. The interview audio is all from the iRig Mic. The BedVlog footage is shot with a Sony SR8 and a bluetooth Mic. The iRig was great, but doesn't work with the Sony camera... only iOS devices.
BedVlogs: NPS 2011: Wonder Dave
August 16, 2011 02:56 - 7 minutes - 65.2 MB VideoEvery National Poetry Slam we try to shoot 4-10 BedVlogs. We only got to do 1 this Nationals in Cambridge, MA, but we got the legendary Wonder Dave.... so we are quite happy!!!!!
BedVlog: Casio Tryx in Bed Review
April 10, 2011 20:04 - 8 minutes - 57.8 MB Video1st Ever BedVlog Review! ; BedVlogs has normally been shot with a MacBook being held overhead.
Zork & Sweeie's Life in a Day 4 Ridley & Kevin: 2010-07-24 Housewarming
July 31, 2010 22:20 - 6 minutes - 46.4 MB VideoZork & Sweetie (2 touring & teaching National Slam poets) took a life's savings and bought a dishwasher, surrounded it with a small funky house & invited friends & family on July 24th, 2010 to party with cheap beer & pizza, alcoholic lemonade & Chex Party Mix. 6 Security Cameras catch the action. And Zork sure loves his new house, despite the $0 bank balance. And he sure loves his Sweetie even more.
BedVlog: Apple's iPad/a Dedicated BedVlog Viewer
April 05, 2010 05:19 - 1 minute - 12.6 MB VideoBlunty3000 can't get an iPad yet [because he is an Aussie], but all of America can get their own Dedicated BedVlog viewer. Most people don't know that the iPhone and iPod touch were just beta testing devices for the iPad which is really just a dedicated BedVlog viewer. Enterprising developers have figures out ways to hack the iPad to do other things. but it' sole INTENT was just to be the ultimate BedVlog viewer. And people are lining up around blocks across America, just to jump bring Zork &...
BedVlog: Zork & Sweetie 5th Valentine's Day
February 14, 2010 20:34 - 2 minutes - 17 MB VideoZork & Sweetie have been together for 5 years and this is there 5th Valentine's day. And the secret is revealed.... this year there is no stuffed Gorilla & Zork is really LEAST romantic man in the world!
Bed Vlog: Nalts knows coffee. Zork can't make it
December 14, 2009 03:22 - 2 minutes - 17.4 MB VideoNalts makes bad coffee, but Zork can't make it al ALL!
BedVlog: Blunty's chicken, egg or Mac?
November 08, 2009 21:53 - 3 minutes - 22.3 MB VideoBlunty3000 poses an interesting argument to crack the egg and scamble the eggs on the Chicken & Egg paradox..... but he forgets that Steve Jobs is god and the Mac came 1st
BED VLOGS: Blunty Baseball
September 14, 2009 00:20 - 3 minutes - 104 MB VideoYouTube celebrity Blunty3000 thinks all American's are Yankees.
BedVlogs: 789 Gathering/Nalts & Zipster
July 12, 2009 14:39 - 1 minute - 39.3 MB VideoYep, this is the SECOND time we had Nalts in bed.... But instead of Spricket24 we got Zipster in bed too. We love the Zipster, but not in THAT kind of way. NOTE the HORRIBLE sound and the broken bed... As a person with a degree in Broadcast in film i pride myself on the use of wireless mics and such for good sound.... who knows what happened to my mike here. Thanks to Nalts & Zipster for showing us a good time in bed.
BED VLOGS: Zork & Sweetie SuperNOTe [they can't sing]
October 05, 2008 17:46 - 2 minutes - 15.7 MB VideoZork & Sweetie can NOT sing.... BUT Zork does sing better and ONE of them is topless and its over in 2 minutes. -- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER] -- StolenSnapshots . com
Zork [NOT Sweetie] Wants to NetFlix in Times Square
September 22, 2008 02:57 - 3 minutes - 26.2 MB VideoNetflix is having a Guiness Book of World Records movie watching contest in Times Square in October and there is 1 free slot [of 8]. Zork of the BedVlogs is the biggest movie buff you will EVER meet!!! Sweetie is NOT! So, Zork wants to Netflix in Times Square and Sweetie will stay in Bed.
BedVlogs NPS2008 w/ Twain Dooly
August 09, 2008 18:04 - 4 minutes - 31 MB Video4th BedVlog of National Poetry Slam 2008 in Madison, WI with Zork, Sweetie & Slam Legend Twain Dooley from the Baltimore Slamicide team.
Bed VLOGS: NPS 2008-Adam Stone
August 09, 2008 08:13 - 3 minutes - 22.7 MB VideoZork & Sweetie with their team at the 2008 National Poetry Slam in Madison, WI....here is a BedVlog with slam legend Adam Stone
BED VLOGS: NPS 2008-Team Paris
August 08, 2008 23:49 - 3 minutes - 22.8 MB VideoZork & Sweetie [Slammaster & Assistant SlamMaster] are at the National Poetry Slam. This Bed Vlog is with the legendary Paris Team. That ranked a 1st place in their 1st night of competition but are disqualified because 1 of their team members could not board the airplane in France.
Bed Vlogs: NPS 2008 [Big Poppa E]
August 07, 2008 14:56 - 5 minutes - 49.8 MB VideoZork & Sweetie [Slammaster & Assistant SlamMaster] are coaching their great team of Rookie National Slam Poets at the National Poetry Slam. And when at Nationals we always get the biggest National Slam Celebrities into BedVlogs. Here is slam legend and veteran Big Poppa E.... 3X HBO Def Poet.
Apple 3G iPhone BedVlog Review
July 13, 2008 14:02 - 5 minutes - 51.2 MB VideoZork & Sweetie spent Friday night at 11pm on line at an Apple Store to get a 3G iPhone. Yep, Zork loves his new sexy G3 iPhone and Sweetie will groove on Zork's old phone..... but SHEESH.... sync bugs, MobileMe bugs, and Calendars with NON matching colors. Oh, but the new hidden voice dialing feature is GREAT!!!!
Boobs, sex with Unicorns and Music. Seriously
July 10, 2008 03:55 - 2 minutes - 19 MB VideoYouTube celebrity Blunty once again got Sweetie & I talking about BOOBS!, Bossoms, Vivaldi & thinking of Don Knotts.
BED VLOGS: Brandon Hardesty & the Bears
February 17, 2008 20:14 - 3 minutes - 29.3 MB VideoOne of us two Bed Vloggers is a movie geek [hint a BIG movie geek], so Bed Vlogs is big fans of Brandon Hardesty's movie impersonations. We had to say hi and congratulations as well as do a scene impersonation with our new Vermont Teddy Bear friends.
BED VLOGS: 5 Facts About Sweetie & zork
February 03, 2008 16:31 - 3 minutes - 35.7 MB VideoOn YouTube they have these video tagging thins. We were tagged to give FIVE FACTS each about us.... here is the naked truth.... in bed.
BED VLOGS: the ladder climbing CAT
January 13, 2008 22:57 - 1 minute - 37.4 MB VideoZork & Sweetie of the BEDVLOGS are proud to present their ladder climbing cat. We are currently looking for agents to represent Tigger. He does require his own trailer & unlimited supply of cat nip. Tigger needs his own personal vacuumer.
Blunty & Best Buys [Behind the Scenes]
January 06, 2008 17:03 - 2 minutes - 24.3 MB VideoBlunty3000 [YouTube celebrity & freind] had a bad retail experience…. Sweetie has had many BAAAD experiences at BEST BUY stores. Zork loves them. Anyhow, she ranted for 20 minutes and I cut them to 7 words…. But 1st lets go behind the scene’s at a Bed Vlog episode in the making.
Zork & Sweetie 1st Anniversary of Bed Vlogs
December 31, 2007 18:17 - 2 minutes - 26 MB VideoYes, there is a glimpse of the Topless Texan in this... but this is Zork & Sweetie gleeful that we have been here for 1 year and 43 BedVlogs. This is unlinked, so there is no hit whoring in this episode, so please tell 1,000 friends to watch & celebrate with us.
TheHill88 is in our tiny bubbles
December 16, 2007 17:07 - 1 minute - 15.7 MB VideoYouTube's TheHill88 showed us the great new features of Tiny Bubbles in YouTube Previews.... Zork can't stop saying.... "bubbles" and Sweetie can't stop singing
BEDVLOGS: A Xmas Dude & Sweetie song 4 Nalts
December 02, 2007 16:01 - 2 minutes - 21.3 MB VideoOnce upon a time YouTube celebrities Nalts, Spricket24 & Christopher Mast jumped in Bed with Zork & Sweetie, yet they are feeling lonely and unsung.
XMas Dude Sues Blunty3000
November 18, 2007 17:42 - 2 minutes - 18.9 MB VideoThe BED VLOGS loves Blunty3000 [of YouTube fame] but Santa has to sue him. Many don't know Zork is actually Santa's stage name when he is a Slam Poet [yep, Santa Moonlights as a professionally performing poet] and Santa has to start suing blunty and others for infringing on his copywrites and trademarks.
BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Paulie Lipman in Austin, TX
August 10, 2007 18:24 - 2 minutes - 17.3 MB VideoNational Slam Champ Slammaster jumps in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. Zork & Sweetie are competing at and Performing at The 2007 National Poetry Slam
BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Team Delaware
August 09, 2007 10:42 - 7 minutes - 52.5 MB VideoThe ENTIRE National Slam Team of Delaware jump into bed with Zork & LV at the National Poetry Slam in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.
BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Granma Dave in in Austin, TX
August 08, 2007 22:34 - 3 minutes - 21.4 MB VideoGranma Dave, a slam celebrity, repping the DC/Baltimore Team in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.
BED VLOGS: Brookers in BEDvlog
July 09, 2007 01:00 - 1 minute - 9.54 MB VideoOn 07-07-07 YouTubers from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. YouTube celebrity Brookers bought the bribe and came and had 78 seconds of fun in Bed with us Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast More YouTube 777 celebrity guest star appearances are coming
BED VLOGS: Nalts in a 777 fivesome
July 08, 2007 07:56 - 3 minutes - 24.7 MB VideoOn 07-07-07 YouTuber from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. Then we asked YouTube celebrities to get in bed with us. The day ended like this with bad loud jazz and our first fivesome with Naltz, Spricket24 & ChristopherMast. Yep, how many YouTube celebrities can you cram in one BED VLOG, I think this show answers that question. This is the 1st in a series of 777 celebrity guest star Bed Vlogs. Despit...
Zork & Sweetie @ SLAM CAMP
July 03, 2007 21:13 - 2 minutes - 15.6 MB VideoZork was videotaping footage for Slam Camp [for internal documentary use] in Oneonta, NY. Sweetie was a happy camper. And we chat a bit about the forthcoming NYC 07-07-07 YouTube Gathering in NYC. This vlog guest stars slam legends Ray McNiece & Big Poppa E and PSI's Slam Camp
BED VLOGS: PC vs MAC & C64
June 24, 2007 22:47 - 2 minutes - 12.7 MB Video3amstudios did a battle between a Vista Machine & 1986 Mac Classic II and the 21 year old Mac trounced the Vista machine. Some people may remember that Zork, before being known as a Bed Vlogger, was the actor [NOT] paid to portray the C64 in the YouTube video below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yfgmu... Sweetie, has a guest star this week.. the Commodore 64 himself. (less)
BED VLOGS: Geriatric1927 Father's Day
June 17, 2007 20:25 - 3 minutes - 12 MB VideoIn the spirit and with thanks to YouTube's Geriatric1927 Happy Fathers & Grandfathers to all. Zork's father died when he was five and Sweetie's husband died 3 years ago leaving a fatherless child, so the day is bittersweet to us. But there is much to be grateful for. All the fathers here and gone. Oh, and to spice things up a bit Zork is topless again in this vlog and we work in some goofy faces and keep the whole thing under 3 minutes.
BED VLOGS: Zork wants Apple iPhone NOW!!!
June 10, 2007 15:16 - 2 minutes - 10.4 MB VideoGetAMac..... INDEEED, EVERYone needs to Get a Mac. But National Slam Poet Zork, REALLY wants his iPhone and he wants it NOW!!!! If he gets an iPhone, then when on tour, he will whip it out at Poetry readings worldwide. Hint, Hint..... Steve, please send Zork an iPhone.
BED VLOGS: Nalts knows Zork needs theme song
June 04, 2007 01:50 - 2 minutes - 9.13 MB VideoYouTube celebrities, NALTS & boh3m3 have theme songs. And GeekBrief.tv and DL.TV have their own theme songs too. Nalts (the YouTube uber Celebrity) made it clear with his SECOND Theme song that Zork & Sweetie need to get Earth, Wind & Fire or Dobie Gray [who wrote the forward for Zork's book "I am NOT a poet"] to pen & perform a theme song for the Bed Vlogs. But until we have a Grammy Award winning theme song we can show a clip of the great JEMNIFUR's "Bed Vlog Appreciation" song. You can fin...
BED VLOG: BORAT loves Pamela Anderson UNCENSORED (TV-MA)
May 27, 2007 22:48 - 2 minutes - 11.1 MB VideoCarrie Keagan of NoGoodTV had Borat on her show and they talked about Pamela Anderson's big boobies. Zork is a fan of Borat & Boobies. Zork & Sweetie chat about all the above. Pam and/or Carrie are formally invited to be BED VLOG guest stars.
BED VLOG 4 Geriatric1927 : Re: NOW IT CAN BE TOLD THE SECRET
May 27, 2007 06:50 - 6 minutes - 49.6 MB VideoYouTube superstar Geriatric1927 is about to become a music superstar. Sweetie & Zork think this is kooler than even Kool & The Gang. And Davy Jones [a Monkee] even endorses portions of this video. Sweetie reads a SLAM poem called "My Generation" for Mr. Geriatric1927. -- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet] -- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER -- www.StolenSnapshots.com
BED VLOG: Dove Body Wash
May 27, 2007 05:41 - 3 minutes - 26 MB VideoAt the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil Body Was...
BED VLOG: Chicken Woop Woop
May 27, 2007 05:14 - 3 minutes - 30.1 MB VideoBED VLOG: Zork & Sweetie talk about sex lives. The sex lives of chickens and cocks. There is no talk of breasts or boobs in this bed vlog, just chicken woop-woop... aka "Cloacal Approximation." HBO's Real Sex and The Nature Channel have never had such an exited 3 minutes. Please SUBSCRIBE so we can bring you more Bed Vlogs