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Barely Audible Whisper

188 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 19 ratings

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Episodes

The Obama Interview

May 05, 2020 21:49 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MB

Our interview with an Obama impersonator so spot on I feel obligated to mention it's not really Obama. 

As the Eyes Shift Ep 3

May 05, 2020 03:25 - 7 minutes - 6.54 MB

A weekly parody of Shifty Eyed Congressman Devin Nunes Weekly podcas

Too Pissed to Whisper

May 04, 2020 18:58 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

The pending doom of the idiotic, way too soon, reopening of our country has "Barely Audible Whisper" too pissed to whisper. This episodes explores the short-side, power-hungry, greed of the pieces of shit that are destroying the poor, the middle class and the small business economy, and killing thousands of iinnocent people in the process. Having said that the episode is very funny and surprisingly a lot of fun.

Improvised Feature Featuring Whole World Theater: Too Soon

May 03, 2020 01:13 - 10 minutes - 9.54 MB

Our weekly segment of improvised feature stories based off of improvised interviews with Imporviser form Whole World Improv Theatre This week we focus on the business is in our stupid home state of Gerogia that are reopening too soon

Nero Played a Fiddle; What Does Trump Do All Day

April 29, 2020 01:46 - 6 minutes - 5.95 MB

Episode 1: Melania's Birthday

As the Eyes Shift Ep 2

April 28, 2020 03:33 - 7 minutes - 6.83 MB

Our ongoing parody of Shifty Eyed Congressman Devin Nunes podcast

America's-On Fire Side Chat (We thought these were over too)

April 28, 2020 03:09 - 9 minutes - 8.77 MB

Our Daily parody of President Trump's (I guess daily again) News Briefs  

Not Too Soon to Laugh At Opening Too Soon

April 26, 2020 02:23 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MB

Kim Jong Un might be dead, but the rest of it's bad news. Georgia opens too early The Head of the Whitehouse coronavirus response breeds labradoodles Some racist internet shit that's even racist by racist internet shit standards Trump rewrites the Gettysburg Address And rich idiots pay poor idiots to reelect President Idiot

America's-On-Fire Side Chat: Injecting Disinfectant Edition

April 25, 2020 01:36 - 5 minutes - 5.29 MB

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 13

April 23, 2020 03:59 - 8 minutes - 7.44 MB

Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief. As always our Trump impersonator is a woman be cause we hear he hates that

Improvised Feature: Idiot Social Distancing Protesters

April 22, 2020 04:24 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre is an improvised feature story based on the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers. This week we make fun of the idiots protesting stay-at-home measures. 

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 12

April 22, 2020 03:22 - 8 minutes - 7.96 MB

Our daily parody of president Trump's daily press brief. As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that.

As the Eyes Shift

April 21, 2020 02:20 - 4 minutes - 4.48 MB

A parody podcast of Devin Nunes podcast

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 11

April 21, 2020 01:59 - 7 minutes - 6.9 MB

Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief   As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

Improvise Feature: First Responders

April 19, 2020 00:17 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

This weeks improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, features an improvised look at America's First Responders.

The Governor of South Dakota is Even Dumber Than Brian Kemp

April 18, 2020 03:02 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

This week: We explore better mask options than the N95 The Gocernor of South Dakota is even dumber than Brian Kemp Trump puts his signature on our checks Protesters in Michigan oppose the governor saving their lives We take on Trump's attempt to take on the WHO And The economic task force is going to steal from us

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep 10

April 15, 2020 02:08 - 9 minutes - 8.31 MB

Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press briefing. We watch; so you don't have to.

Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Ep 3

April 14, 2020 07:36 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MB

A parody of a feature story built around the improvised character work of my friends at Whole World Theatre. 

America's-On-Fire Side Chats EP 9

April 14, 2020 02:40 - 8 minutes - 7.85 MB

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief

Improvised Feature EP 2

April 12, 2020 09:54 - 11 minutes - 11 MB

Our Second Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre.  A funny feature story woven from the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers.  In recognition of the heroic work of our hospital workers

Listenng to Our Podcast Cures Covid (At least as effectively as Trump's Snakeoil)

April 11, 2020 22:09 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

Happy Easter / Passover This week Trump does infomercials for Hydroxychloroquine Bernie Drops out Governor Kemp is still stupid We get zoombombed  Wisconsin's literal "Vote or Die" slogan Corporate Corporation Loves You And Thank God most Churches aren't as dumb as these Churches

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 8

April 11, 2020 03:03 - 7 minutes - 6.81 MB

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief We watch; so you don't have to.

America's-On-Fire Side Chat EP 7

April 09, 2020 02:55 - 10 minutes - 9.29 MB

Our daily parody of President Trump's Daily Press Brief

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep6

April 08, 2020 02:07 - 7 minutes - 6.64 MB

Our Daily parody of the president's daily brief

Improvised Feature Ep 1

April 07, 2020 21:15 - 14 minutes - 12.9 MB

I got together with my friends at Whole World Improv Theatre and built a feature story around their completely improvised performances 

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep 5

April 07, 2020 02:26 - 10 minutes - 9.25 MB

Back and better than ever.

Help! Our Governor is Almost as Dumb as Our President

April 03, 2020 20:53 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

This week: We construct a scenario in which medical workers really are stealing their own masks, teach Brian Kemp how to open a door, talk about art hiests, laugh at Fox News, debate wearing masks with John Madden, and a couple falls in love     

America's-On-Fire Side Chats

April 02, 2020 02:47 - 8 minutes - 7.64 MB

Our Daily Parody of the President's Daily Press Briefing.  

America's-On-Fire Side Chats

April 01, 2020 02:28 - 7 minutes - 6.87 MB

Tonight's episode: We're fucked

Americ's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 2

March 31, 2020 03:13 - 10 minutes - 9.41 MB

Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press brief.   As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

Barely Audible Whisper Presents: America's-On-Fire Side Chats: A Daily Parody of Trump's Daily Briefing

March 30, 2020 03:02 - 10 minutes - 9.66 MB

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

A Pacakage More Stimulating Than the Government Stimulus Package

March 28, 2020 00:41 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

In our second tele-recorded we: Explor thee extraordinary mediocrity of the Stimulus Package Celebrate Senator Kelly Loeffler's extraordinary (and not at all corrupt) good luck Teach Gen Z how to not suck Parody Frank Sanatra (Opposite of Gen Z) Look at the connection between racism and germaphobia Debate social isolation with cat sounds and fart noises And we laugh at that guy who got poisoned by listening to Trump    

Cover Your Mouth When You Laugh

March 22, 2020 03:19 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MB

Welcome to the safest, least human contacty podcast we've ever done.  Tele-recorded on Zoom and devoid of all human contact, but not human laughter. Enjoy (But for God's sake cover your mouth when you laugh)

Democratic Primary aka The Great Whte Whittleing

March 09, 2020 16:54 - 39 minutes - 36 MB

This week: The American Government sucks at pandemics. A badly acted bad actor can't get work as an actor. Pete Amy drop out. Trump sucks even more at Middle East peace than most. Chris Matthews' "Hardball" And The Great White Whittling

Comedy for the Quarentined

February 29, 2020 08:59 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

This week: Trump thinks Coronavirus is a Mexican beer. We get invade by a Michael Bloomberg campaign ad Trump goes to India (Which probably also thinks is a Mexican beer) Harvey Weinstein gets kind of sort of justice Trump fires the Director of National Intelligence for directing national intelligence And a quarantined correspondent descends into madness

Glamorizing The RUle of Law With David Bowie

February 23, 2020 23:22 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

This week: The ghost of Robin Leach explores Trump's unpardonable pardons Stephen Miller got married, which I think is in one of the bad parts of the Bible The Oregonian plan for a Greater Idaho We debate Bernie Sanders Judges bang gavels And we Glamorize The Rule of Law

We're Fucked

February 15, 2020 08:51 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MB

This week: Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything (except winning) America becomes a Banana Republic Texas sues California for discriminating against their discrimination Harvey Weinstein's lawyer tries her best "Hookers for Jesus" doesn't mean what men named Jesus hoped it meant And We're fucked

Holy Shit It's Our 100th Episode

February 10, 2020 05:47 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MB

HOLY SHIT IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE: The State of the Union sucks, like Kyle Shanahan with a 4th quarter lead but the State of Our podcast is strong like Mitt Romney's hair gel. Also Brian McCann is a cheater.  The Iowa Caucus was insane. And President Trump is basically the Emperor.   Happy 100th to us.  

Danger! Danger! Danger!

February 01, 2020 10:34 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MB

This weeks episode is all about impeachment (almost) we barely touched on some other things the way Trump barely thought through his Israeli peace plan, and yet somehow we still worked harder on our jokes about his Israeli peace plan than he worked on the Israeli peace plan. 

Trump's Shitty Lawyers Sure Are Lucky The Trial is Rigged

January 27, 2020 07:29 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MB

This week we give Trump the trial the Senate won't, Unsurprisingly Trump did something dumb and offensive on MLK Day We explore the illogical logic of Republican logic Gun rights dudes have small penises John Bolton's crazy ass And Trump's shitty lawyers sure are lucky the trial's rigged

The Technocratic Adventures of Nancy Pelosi Super Speaker and Other Impeachment Prayers

January 20, 2020 05:33 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

This week, we try and make the procedural wrangling of technical government process rules seem interesting. Speaking of government processes the entire government of Russia just quit. Speaking of Russia, Trump may have been using a delusional alcoholic other than Rudy Giuliani in his Ukraine scheme. Speaking of old people Bernie and Warren are bickering like my grandparents used to And President Trump tried to make bribery legal. (seriously)  

How Many Iranian Assassaniations Does it Take to Kick Impeachment Out of the News Cycle?

January 11, 2020 09:01 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB

This week's episode is all about Iran; where the Trump administration crammed so many lies and blunders into a 6 day period...it was like any other 6 day period for them...except this time they almost started WWIII.

Penis Shaped Russian Propaganda in Sunglasses

January 06, 2020 03:53 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

I'm especially proud of this long form episode of "Barely Audible Whisper" which takes a hilarious look at the cartoon penis shaped Russian propaganda banana in sun glasses that could be the thing that destroys American democracy.   (Wish I was kidding)     

Impeachment Carols

December 13, 2019 22:03 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MB

This Week: Turns out Ivanka Trump & Christopher Steele had a "friendly relationship;" so obviously we made a soap opera The IG report about the FBI investigation into Trump turned up important findings that weren't about Trump, so obviously those were missed A Christmas song about 12 things Trump isn't being impeached for (but should be) Attorney General Barr says a bunch of bullshit And Newt Gingrich rebrands the sotry of the 1st Christmas   

We Quit Defaming Deving Nunes Because the Truth is Bad Enough

December 09, 2019 07:21 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

This week: A bunch of a nonsensical southern gibberish aka Doug Collins defense of Trump. We interview Sociopathic AI robot Mar Zuckerberg Democrats dumb down their impeachment report Georgia's terrible new senator is still better than Doug Collins Devin Nunes has a 3 way (phone conversation) And it turns out poor people are less poor when they have money

Trump Throws the Trump Train Under the Trump Bus

November 23, 2019 05:47 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB

This Week: Trump Ruins a children's song Chick-Fil-A: Just as delicious: slightly less homophobic Trying to teach Devin Nunes history is more like the Inquisition than the Inquisition is like impeachment Trump goes to the hospital because ???? And Prince Andrew tries to say words

"Barely Audible Whisper" Presents: Rudy Giuliani in: "Entirely Too Audible Screaming"

November 18, 2019 01:29 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

This week: Attempted crime is evidently no longer a crime   If physicists are so smart, how come they don't know what really constitutes a crisis? Steven Miller is still a racist.  The Catholic Church is still molesting children More Democrats are running for president And Rudy Giuliani has a podacast  

More in Our Ongoing Effort to Get Sued By Devin Nunes

November 11, 2019 09:11 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

This week: President, and con artist, Trump's spiritual adviser, and con artist, gets a job at the Whitehouse. We defame Devin Nunes as part of our on going effort to be sued by Devin Nunes Democrats win but Republicans refuse to concede, the Kentucky preview of 2020 Lindsay Graham whines like one of those Tennessee Williams' characters you can tell he wrote about somebody he personally didn't like Impeachment transcripts get a cowriting credit And Brexit is still all out of "Orrrrrderr...

Mitt Romney: The Movie

October 28, 2019 09:01 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MB

This Week: A Best Selling Parenting Author Goes to Jail For College Admissions Scandal Hillary's Emails Turn Out to be less of a National Security Threat Than That Nigerian Prince Jared Kushner: Give Me Money Republicans try and start a riot And: Mitt Romney The Movie 

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