Pecan Intelligence

What's up to my witchy white throated woodrats and winning warbling red squirrels! 

Welcome to the first BNP ep of 2021 y'all! It could be called the pecan butter installment, or the magic chocolate installment, or it could most certainly be called the sauna installment. I am now in love with and obsessed with saunas. If I could sauna every day I could take over the world. (But I'd be too cosmically vibed and chilled the eff out to fucks with that kind of noise.)

This episode constellates around a concept that was birthed with friends on a pecan farm over New Year's: Pecan Intelligence (P.I.).

What is Pecan Intelligence? What are its origins, characteristics, importance and spiritual essence? Tune in to find out, my beloved and creative pecan shell composters. 

This ep also features a sunny New Mexico morning chat with pecan tree steward and wood-fired hot tub guru Jonathan Glowacki about time, pecans, ejaculating on gardens to boost mana for ecstatic vegetative growth, and capitalism. 

Here's a haiku about P.I. 

Wind blows from the east

Shrub grasses sway to the west

Buds blossom for fun

Here's a haiku about sauna:

Wax melts down candles 

When heat is applied 

Sweat is a river 

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Until next time lovies, 

Be good to yourselves 
and to each other. 

One Love, 

Conan 


TRACK LIST FOR THIS EPISODE

Dykotomi - Corvid Crunk

Chilled Cow - 3 AM Study Session (Lo Fi Mix)

Smino - Pecans

Govinda - Another Night Gone

Casiio and Sleepermane - Underneath (Mix)

Outkast - ATLiens 

Midnight Aura (Lo Fi Jazz Mix)

Ludacris feat. Jermaine Dupri - Welcome to Atlanta