The Masturbation Fairy
Bad Counsel
English - July 02, 2024 20:42 - 1 hour - 81.1 MB - ★★★★★ - 371 ratingsComedy Society & Culture Relationships humorous advice funny improv comedy Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
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"That is a bad day. That is a bad day.""I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations.""I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to close.""We're gonna bring a bunch of edibles to Pittsburgh Bird, so that'll be fun.""Is it reciprocal? Like if you've got a medical card from Florida, is it?""Jessica Rabbit was hot. I don't care in any way.""You're not winning the over 50 with a GoPro on your head, Greg. You gotta just...""You could. Penis cam.""Yeah, well, I mean, if you're doing downhill shit like that, like if you're racing downhill, that's where the guys can really get hurt.""He could see where one would find me terrifying""You can come in there and piss in the cat thing all you want if that's your kink""Why can't they invent that for people though?""Ahahahahah""Yeah, she hit me so hard my clothes flew off.""I love when you too feud""You know they sell those devices you plug in that supposedly draw the smoke in like wear one of those around like a flavor on a necklace""I love smokers though. Like, you know, my brother's a smoker. He smokes indoors. He seems so shocked about it, you know.""My dad would smoke with the windows rolled up in the car. We were hot boxing, fucking cigarette smoke on trips."