Bad Counsel
162 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 625 ratingsThe most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.
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Episodes
Twink in a Box
April 10, 2024 02:07 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBKeywords tattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover conte...
G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)
April 03, 2024 10:38 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBTakeaways Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents. Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions. Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience. Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected. Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate...
Are You A Picker Or A Blower?
March 27, 2024 03:25 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBTakeaways Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts. Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication. The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people. Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved. Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have personal meanings and symbolize new beginnings or embraci...
To Jerk, or Not To Jerk
March 20, 2024 02:52 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBTakeaways Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content. Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms. Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment. Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments. Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on individual beliefs and values. Masturbating on a flight can be seen as morally acce...
The Marijuana Mongoose (or Sack Taps and Bean Dips)
March 13, 2024 02:28 - 2 hours - 147 MBTakeaways Inside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere. Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences. Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges. Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining. Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday experiences. Reflecting on a trip and the memories made can bring joy and laughter. M...
Armpit Licking
March 06, 2024 03:09 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBTakeaways Unexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas. Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal. Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer. Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity. Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances. Being high can lead to deep thoughts and epiphanies. Observing small details can lead to reflections on th...
Am I High?
February 28, 2024 13:46 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBTakeaways Marijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiences Different people have different reactions to marijuana Using tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others. Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland. Communication and setting boundaries are important in relationships. Planning revenge can be a fun and creative way to deal with diff...
How To Choose A Foreign Bride
February 07, 2024 01:58 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBSummary In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous advice on how to handle these situations. In this part of the conversation, the hosts ...
Lollipop Lickin'
January 31, 2024 01:34 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBWe are back from our short hiatus (and Gregg's world travels). ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Venmo Taco
January 17, 2024 02:56 - 1 hour - 75 MBSummary The conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and embracing the sugar daddy role. The hosts conclude by highlighting the great work the...
Fistful of Gummies
January 10, 2024 02:52 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBSummary The hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They also talk about the limits of geekiness, concert experiences, listening to music in the bathroom, and the idea of being a know-it-all. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss polygraph machines and their plans for a group vacation. Takeaways Embrace your inner geek and don't be afraid to be a know-it-al...
The Real Housewives Of Bad Counsel
December 20, 2023 03:03 - 1 hour - 95 MBSummary In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss teaching kids to cheat and shoplift, sharing personal shoplifting sto...
The Healing Lie
December 13, 2023 03:08 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBWe deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer! Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Burt's Very Eatable A$$, Part Two
December 06, 2023 00:54 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBWe help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involving her younger brother, and so much more... Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Go Forth and Spew
November 29, 2023 01:06 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBWe learn why Burt's memoir will be titled "A Life in 15 Tabs", we help a naughty elf work through his Santa issues, help a listener become more hip with his carnal knowledge, and more fun stuff. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Poseidon's Kiss
November 22, 2023 04:47 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBWe help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Waves of Self-Consciousness
November 15, 2023 04:17 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBTitles Burt wouldn't let us use: Sex Party; The Dungeon, Burt and His Wife Have a Quiet Night at the Neighbor's House, Those Hors D'Oeuvre's Were Exquisite, Pinch Points are Always a Problem, and Please Pick Up Some Crackers. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Degenerates
November 07, 2023 03:56 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe help someone learn how to deal with their partners strange social awkwardness, we break down an interesting polyamorous Bro Code Breakdown, discuss "girl math" and "Burt Math", and share advice on how to shut down that bully boss of yours. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Dick Snooker
November 01, 2023 01:14 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBWe help a wife who's been thrown a curve to overcome the latest turn in her marriage without getting bent; We help a couple translate their love language into something hotter; and we play three truths and a lie "Celebrity Edition" Want to be part of the show? Don't be scared. Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Hurpy Durp Has No Face
October 26, 2023 01:50 - 1 hour - 96.6 MBEpisode 126 is dedicated to Pepper, who was always as cute as a cookie. Want to be part of the show? Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Sexual Self-Exploration
October 18, 2023 00:24 - 1 hour - 99.6 MBAlternate Titles For This Episode: The Burt Equation The Wisconsin Waffle The Soft Hand Club The Prickly Pineapple Problem Unwanted Swinging Seeking some bad counsel of your own? We'd love to hear from you: Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Kink Theory of Relativity
October 11, 2023 02:49 - 1 hour - 103 MBIts a voicemail extravaganza! We take several listener's voicemails and help someone successfully kidnap their ex's dog, help a wife who's angry at us putting ideas in her husbands dirty mind, learn about Gary's inability to sing the correct lyrics and so much more... Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Burt's Very Eatable A**
October 04, 2023 00:53 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBBurt helps us answer how deep is enough, we help a shy date feel better about how delightful they are, and we learn why the three point stance isn't just for football Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Googly-Eyed Dildo Party Favor
September 28, 2023 01:27 - 1 hour - 99.2 MBWe help a mom help her kid dominate a third grade bully, play the fan favorite Florida Man game, and even help Tim solve a thorny problem this week. Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Dry Glomming
September 19, 2023 02:37 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBAsk us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
You Want It Darker
September 13, 2023 01:42 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB"A goth masterpiece" - The L.A. Times "We LOVE stoned Burt" - The Providence Journal "Hoochie Mama becomes liturgical canon for local cult" - Miami Herald "Being nice is the new evil" - Tampa Bay Times "How to make the best out of a horrible situation" - The Baltimore Sun " Vintage Hitachi Color Television For Sale" - The Boynton Beach Penny Saver Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail ...
Like Shaving a Walnut
September 05, 2023 23:40 - 2 hours - 114 MBKaty's high school CB handle, Jack is definitely the Holy Perv, vasectomy prep, and a completely shallow discussion about a girlfriend's use of TikTok as a life coach Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Broken Bro-Code
August 30, 2023 02:46 - 1 hour - 93.8 MBSuperfan Jennifer Coolidge gives us a call, we have a massive breakdown in the Bro-Code, and we spend some time in the Mandela Effect Zone Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
How To Poop In A Box: College Edition
August 21, 2023 00:50 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe take questions exclusively from College Students this week and we help best friends work throu a classic Bro Code Breakdown, how an older student can fit in with the hipster kids, and how to make a successful podcast (spoiler alert - Lots of Booze!) Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Adderall and Weed: College Edition
August 21, 2023 00:50 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe take questions exclusively from College Students this week and we help best friends work throu a classic Bro Code Breakdown, how an older student can fit in with the hipster kids, and how to make a successful podcast (spoiler alert - Lots of Booze!) Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Caffeine And Ketamine
August 16, 2023 02:17 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBWe help stop a horrible marriage from happening, discuss Bingo Tramps, cover why Adderall is Burt's best friend, and talk about Mike being Drunk and Stoned in the ICU for weeks at a time. X - @badcounsel1 Instagram - @bad.counsel Facebook - @badcounselpodcast Email - [email protected] Voicemail - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
A Geisha, Brandy, Or A Scarlet Lady of the Saloon?
August 02, 2023 02:05 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBWhat to do about your neighbor who smells like shit, literally, the best opening line on how to pick up a guy at the bar, the multiverse and its direct connection to parenting, and what to do when your wife severely misuses a word around kids and coworkers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
A Geisha, Brandy, A Scarlet Lady of the Saloon?
August 02, 2023 02:05 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBWhat to do about your neighbor who smells like shit, literally, the best opening line on how to pick up a guy at the bar, the multiverse and its direct connection to parenting, and what to do when your wife severely misuses a word around kids and coworkers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Butterscotch Lube
July 25, 2023 01:58 - 1 hour - 102 MBWe help a listener escape the wrath of a local GILF Mob, get back at a messy coworker and here how Gregg ghosted someone right after the drinks arrived at the table! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Baby Talk
July 12, 2023 01:12 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBGet your favorite pacifier ready because this show will have you giggling all show long ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
#12 Butt Stuff
July 05, 2023 00:33 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBWe give a buttload of advice to one listener, play Florida Man Fact or Fiction, and plot revenge on a sister-in-law ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Implosion
June 28, 2023 01:31 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBHow to keep your roommate from stealing your gal, dealing with your partners annoying dog, and how to make fun of billionaires ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
June 21, 2023 02:18 - 1 hour - 93 MBWe start out with some potty humor, give some parental advice, and leave you with the most raunchy, disgusting, terrible (and hilarious) joke of all time. Enjoy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Poppin' Bouillon
June 14, 2023 03:07 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBThis soup-smackin' show cuts deep with our best advice yet and includes the pilfering of panties, how to jam your friends junk, and why Stacy's mom was definitely traipsing! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
I Deserve The Paddle
June 06, 2023 01:55 - 1 hour - 97.3 MBWe help a listener compose a breakup text, another deal with his wife's sudden love of hypnotism, and share with each other who our actual celebrity look-a-likes are ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Junk Liftin' Fun
May 31, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBCousin Mike joins us this week! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Morman-á-trois
May 17, 2023 01:45 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBAlternative Episode Titles: Cock ring craziness, Soaking in Missionary, Amish oil change, Burt was a Pyro, Just shove it in, Lead with your porn tastes, Forcible ass eating ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Gen-X Blues
May 11, 2023 02:38 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBWe talk 90's conspiracy theories, deadly maraschino cherry's, and the types of accountants the other accountants worship ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Stripper A-hole Bank Shot
May 03, 2023 02:27 - 1 hour - 95.4 MBWe help Katy with a parenting challenge, name a newborn baby girl, figure out who our celebrity doppelgängers are, and learn how sex can actually be a viable philanthropic endeavor (according to Burt) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Schrödinger's Douche
April 19, 2023 02:42 - 1 hour - 74 MBAnother marriage saved, Troll V. Troll, dic pic gone horribly wrong, and how long is long enough to mourn - all on this electric episode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Sphincter Plucking
April 05, 2023 03:09 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBTaking an organized crime approach to getting out of chores, how to deal with the neighborhood moms who aren't MILFs like you, and a request of the wise dudes ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Pube Positivity
March 29, 2023 03:47 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBIn this episode, the Deleterious Enlightenment crew help Mrs. Vanilla deal with her husband's porn addiction, discuss fecal matter transplants, and why Katy's Ai friend wants her to break up with Gregg ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★