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Backyard Bonfire

169 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratings

An exciting podcast where great friends, Frank and Andrew, gather around their backyard bonfire and discuss anything and everything. As with any bonfire, each new episode brings new friends and new stories. Listen, laugh, and enjoy!

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Episodes

Timberrr!

December 20, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 17.2 MB

If a tree falls in your driveway and it's too dark outside to see, did it actually fall? Are omelettes scrambled eggs? These are the philosophical questions you can only get the answers to around The Backyard Bonfire.

Tastes Like Dragon

December 13, 2021 11:00 - 46 minutes - 17.9 MB

Ever wonder what dragon tastes like? Frank traveled to Medieval Times to find out. Andrew contemplated ordering some beef in bulk. 

Frank's Dentist Adventure

December 06, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes - 19.6 MB

Frank's talking about his recent visit to the dentist and Andrew tries to explain the recent LEGO AT-AT controversy. Enjoy!

Masters of None

November 29, 2021 15:00 - 46 minutes - 17.5 MB

In this episode of the Backyard Bonfire the boys are here to talk about a bunch of stuff, and a cool app is played with for the final ember. Enjoy!

Way Too Early Christmas Conversation

November 22, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 22.5 MB

Frank and Andrew are around the Bonfire! Andrew can't stop playing Halo: Infinite and Frank can't stop buying Christmas Lights! Enjoy!

Cheating on the Barber

November 15, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 18.5 MB

The boys are back to discuss the consequences of cheating on your barber. Also some really cute rat paintings may be the perfect stocking stuffer. Frank also teaches Andrew about the death of one of our founding fathers. Enjoy!

The Language of the Future

November 08, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 17.3 MB

Frank and Andrew are back to talk about their fear of confrontation, sign language, and chicken wings (but not hot dogs or bologna). Enjoy!

Gotta Croc em All

November 01, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 18.2 MB

Andrew had a pretty decent week. Frank is join the Croc hype train, Jibbitz and everything included!  Enjoy the show!

The Vexation Fixation

October 25, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 21.3 MB

Andrew had a bothersome week. Frank wonders about Bovine and Ovine, and maybe even some Porcine. Yeah this one got a little weird. Sorry... Enjoy!

Playing a Dangerous Game

October 18, 2021 15:00 - 59 minutes - 22.5 MB

Frank tests his luck and Andrew is a coward!

Making Our Own Squid Games

October 11, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 20.4 MB

What childhood games would the bonfire be best at winning? We try to answer that question. Also Are we going on a treasure hunt? Andrew also is perplexed by peppers. Enjoy!

Andrew's Biome Project

October 04, 2021 10:00 - 51 minutes - 19.5 MB

While watching Midnight Mass on Netflix, Andrew couldn't help but compare it to a science project from his youth. Also the greatest intro the podcast ever had courtesy of Brady the dog.

Frank Talks Disney

September 27, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 18.5 MB

Frank got called out on a different podcast so he's here to respond with his Disney Picks. Andrew learned a little something about the digestive system he wants to share during the final embers. Enjoy!

Wings and Marbles

September 20, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 23.3 MB

Andrew regales us with his highway survival story. Then he apologizes over his misunderstanding of wings. Frank gets to talk about one of his favorite sports and how his favorite team got screwed! Enjoy!

Frank Finally Finished Infinity War

September 13, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 24.2 MB

Frank is just about caught up with the MCU movies and wants to share his thoughts. Strap in cuz this is a long one. Also Andrew went to Trader Joe's and that was exciting for him so yeah. Enjoy!

Harry Potter Hundredth Episode Spectacular

September 06, 2021 10:00 - 42 minutes - 16 MB

Can you believe it? There have been 100 episode of the Backyard Bonfire. To celebrate, Frank and Andrew dive into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter with an idea they had from before their first ever episode. Enjoy and thank you for listening, it means a lot!

Harry Potter Hundredth Episode Spectacular

September 06, 2021 10:00 - 42 minutes - 16 MB

Can you believe it? There have been 100 episode of the Backyard Bonfire. To celebrate, Frank and Andrew dive into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter with an idea they had from before their first ever episode. Enjoy and thank you for listening, it means a lot!

The Football Episode

August 30, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 16.4 MB

Our third annual football preview episode is here! Woefully unprepared, the backyard bonfire boys give terrible predictions and can't wait to watch some football. Enjoy.

eBay Nostalgia and Better S'mores

August 23, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutes - 18.1 MB

Frank and Andrew Gather round the fire to improve upon s'mores and discuss the latest hotness from eBay. We also have an update on Frank's MCU watch-a-thon. Thanks for listening and enjoy!

Frank's Rage

August 16, 2021 10:00 - 50 minutes - 19.4 MB

Frank is the maddest he's ever been and Andrew is Just along for the ride. Prepare to get lost in this episode of fun!

Stealing Penguins

August 09, 2021 11:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Frank and Andrew discuss which Olympic sport they would be best at, as well as what it was like seeing Chicago's Shedd Aquarium for the first time. 

Bloody Noses and Light-headedness

August 02, 2021 09:00 - 52 minutes - 19.8 MB

Frank and Andrew talk about a bunch of fun stuff and do a whole lot of speculating without checking their facts. Enjoy!

Frank Returns

July 26, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 18.3 MB

Andrew is no longer unsupervised, so he gets to talk about his new favorite sports team. Frank wants to grow a corn fence, and Andrew thinks it's a fine idea. Plus an uplifting final ember.

Andrew Unsupervised

July 18, 2021 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

Frank's not here which means Andrew is free to make terrible decisions and make a list episode! What kind of list you ask? You have to listen to find out.

Podcastnado

July 12, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 25.7 MB

It's Shark Week! The bonfire crew welcomes Queue Busters co-host as a guest Ken to celebrate shark week by talking about Sharknado. Not just Sharknado though, all six movies in the franchise. That's right... there are six.

We're Sorry America, and Captain America

July 05, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 15.3 MB

The Bonfire boys most likely end up on a CIA watch list after this episode. Also Frank revisit the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a fun watch order. All that and more, around the bonfire.

Soccer Woes and Ted Lasso

June 28, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 20.8 MB

Andrew questions why we choose to suffer. Frank has streaming recommendations. Also a final ember with our favorite joke for the foreseeable future.

Bye Bikini Bottom and Hello Bears

June 21, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 15.7 MB

Patrick Star is hitting the big leagues! Frank and Andrew engage in some Ocean discourse before discussing dropping bears. But not drop bears, those are totally different and didn't come up. Anyway, welcome back to the bonfire.0

Clumsiness and Cloud-watching

June 14, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 17.7 MB

Andrew makes Frank listen to thrilling adventures like the creepy LED lightbulb, spice rack dominoes, and one super exciting cloud.

Well Water Wackiness

June 07, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 17.8 MB

Andrew and Frank gather around the bonfire to discuss a driving incident, old toys, and the wonders of well water. Enjoy!

Planes, Squirrels, and Tilt-a-Whirls

June 01, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutes - 16.3 MB

Andrew experiences an authentic crocodile death roll. Frank experiences motion sickness. Both are equally interesting.

Animal Showdown

May 24, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 23.3 MB

Frank and Andrew discuss the strength of different animals. After lamenting the stupidity of people Andrew shows off his own stupidity when it comes to clouds.

Killing With Kindness

May 17, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

Andrew quizzes Frank on the latest news stories to see if he can tell which are real, and which are fake. 

Reunited at Last

May 10, 2021 12:00 - 47 minutes - 17.9 MB

The boys are back together again and have a lot of catching up to do. Plus a really useful final embers tip!

Ta"Ken" a Trip

May 03, 2021 11:00 - 48 minutes - 17.8 MB

Andrew is back! But Frank is gone. So Andrew's buddy Ken joins him to talk about their favorite types of trips.

Marriage Counseling

April 26, 2021 11:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

Frank is joined by a special guest as Andrew tries his hand at becoming an uncle! 

So Hot Right Now

April 19, 2021 11:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MB

The guys discuss how the 90s are coming back baby!

An Amazing Title and Even Better Segues

April 12, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 17.7 MB

Frank and Andrew are back once more to learn about words, tell incredible jokes, and seamlessly transition from segment to segment.

Two Years Strong

April 05, 2021 08:00 - 45 minutes - 16.8 MB

Years, Two Years, Two Entire Years. Frank and Andrew take some time to appreciate their two year anniversary by having another conversation around the bonfire. They also talk about that song from The Sound of Music. You know the one, the one about the notes. Do being a doe and all that jazz. Anyways, enjoy.

Entropy and Other Big Words

March 29, 2021 08:00 - 55 minutes - 20.3 MB

The bonfire discusses chairs, the chaotic week, and a few overrated foods.

The Coolest Game in The World

March 22, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 22.3 MB

The backyard bonfire boys are back with brother Rob for another bracket, just in time for March madness. This time, they determine the coolest fictional game in the world.

Million Dollar Feet

March 15, 2021 09:00 - 54 minutes - 20 MB

Frank and Andrew gather round to talk about some expensive feet, Oklahoma, and Superman.

Glue and Billboards

March 08, 2021 09:00 - 52 minutes - 19.9 MB

Frank explains a mysterious billboard. Andrew talks about glue. Elementary school is revisited, and bridges are explored.

Cheating in Monopoly

March 01, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

Frank and Andrew discuss ways to make classic board games more fun. 

Mundane Meat Mumblings

February 22, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 16.5 MB

Andrew talks about the excitement among the mundanicity? mundanity? mundaness? mundane-ness of his grocery shopping. Frank talks about meat cows, not the milk ones.

Wishing for more wishes

February 15, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 16.7 MB

Frank and Andrew are back to discuss snow accidents, Genie accidents, and some other stuff too.

It's Snowtime

February 08, 2021 08:00 - 40 minutes - 15.2 MB

We talk about snow, and snow tunnels, and snow plows, and snow pants. There's a lot of snow talk.

Frank and Andrew Invent Magic

February 01, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 18.1 MB

Andrew has been watching a lot of TV about magic.  He makes Frank help him design their own magic. 

Changing Our Last Names

January 25, 2021 12:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

Frank and Andrew are joined by Brother Rob once again as they discuss the woes of going to the DMV, and what winning the lottery would mean to them.

Snack Attack

January 18, 2021 11:00 - 48 minutes - 18.1 MB

Frank and Andrew protec, they attac, but most importantly... they eat snac. They also discuss the drinking habits of dogs and provide updates on their resolutions.