Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon. artwork

Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

248 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 17 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 41 ratings

The Autopod Decepticast started in 2017 as a minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.” They have since reviewed “GI Joe: The Movie” and are currently reviewing each episode of the original Transformers animated series. Each episode delivers deep analysis, facts, trivia, and inside information delivered in the APDC’s patented style of low-brow humor.

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Episodes

#139.5 BONUS EPISODE - TFCON 2020 3RD PARTY PANEL - SPICY CHAI!

October 27, 2020 03:16 - 1 hour - 105 MB

The episode is kicked off with a discussion of G1 Movie Madness Panel from TFCONDC2019 that was re-broadcast for this weekend's TFcon2020 online experience. Next, it's a special preview of APDC #139, in which bothe MIKE SEIBERT, ALEX JONES, and the APDC team cover the unfortunate mental breakdown of RED ALERT in AUTO BERSERK. The bulk of the episode was SEARING HOT SPILLED MCDONALDS COFFEE in the form of our 3rd party panel coverage. What are the duo looking forward to? What needs to be tak...

#139: AUTO BERZERK - THE RUM & PINEAPPLE YEARS

October 25, 2020 19:34 - 2 hours - 74.8 MB

The beef is over!!! Mike Seibert returns!!!! Zhuzhed-up White Russian…On the other hand…!! News Sounder Trivia!!! NEGAVATOR!!! Red Alert: Manchurian Candidate!!! Ravage-vision!! The Autobots are lemmings!!! Ravines!! Megatron has morons on his team!! Gary Busey as everyone!!! Red Alert: More damaged than we thought!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! Favorite NES Games!!! NEGAVATE!!!!

#138: THE MASTER BUILDER(S) - THICC BOIS

October 11, 2020 21:50 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

It’s Spooky Season!! Jellystone Park! Blue-collar Bloodsuckers!! Mariah Carey trivia!! Make me a Screaming Viking!! Shout outs!! Squirt Talk!!! Grapple and Hoist: Thicc Bois!!! Produce the Power Tower!!! Who put a camera there?!? The Constructicons: Green and Purple Apostates!! Buster the Hardhat, “Who...Me...Mine?!” Autobots shoot some hoops!! It’s all about temperature and timing!!!

#137: DINOBOT ISLAND PT. 2 - EARTH'S FANNY CAP

September 27, 2020 16:15 - 1 hour - 114 MB

Do you believe in the power of a curse!?!? Well…that’s respectable!! Pizazzimus Maximus!! Dino Trivia! Let’s do the Time Warp Again!!! Get those hairy fucks back through the wormhole!!! Laser Speculum!! More butt cracks please!!! Tank-on-tank action!! Ryan loses his mind!!! Linnea Quigley is the best!! TANK YOU!!!!

#136: DINOBOT ISLAND PT. 1 - MY BULLSHIT CAP

September 13, 2020 17:21 - 1 hour - 108 MB

We are thunderstruck!!! Dinobot Island…mysterious energy readings!! The new character floodgates are open!! Powerglide, Perceptor, Blaster, Tracks, Red Alert...and many more!! Bunglbee’s ding in the caboose!! Stop these Dinobot Dumbasses!! Mitt Romney’s yellow-stained Jesus pajamas!! More room for, “Big Sludge!” The tops in air-rescue talent is on its way!! Dinobots are illiterate!?!? Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the scheme!! Iconic Moments!! Real Missouri bullshit!!!

#135: THE INSECTICON SYNDROME - FORAGING FOR CONTENT

August 30, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 106 MB

100 year-old Aunt Update! Ryan’s van update!! Inquiring minds want to know!!! Tool sharing!! Shit Bucket!! Chow Line!!! Insecticons…We’re not talkin’ termites!! Foraging the Ozarks!! Soundwave’s a slave!! New voice actors!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! We’re starting to foam at the mouth!!!

#134: THE CORE - THE POWER OF A CURSE

August 16, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

From Grandma’s, givin’ the suck-suck!!! Thanks Earnie!! Frakes or Fiction?! What are you thinkin’? What are we drinkin’!?! Booty Boxes!!! Make up your fucking mind, AKOM!! Stop the drill before everything explodes!! Load and unload…that’s the story of my life!! Sunstreaker…WTF!?!? DeVito-units!! “Mix-Master” origin stories!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Sartonian Simpletons!!!

#133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE!

August 02, 2020 14:35 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

Crevasse!!! The Ryan Judgement Hour!! Unknown Studio!?!? Meggy, Soundy and Screamy!! A rock-less rocket!! FLOPtimus Prime!!! No shootin’ till we figure this shit out!! Let’s have a race!!! He dropped Splik!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Blood races to your private spots!!!!

#132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER

July 19, 2020 15:00 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Timmy’s Precious Moments!! Infamous Dille Memo!!! Chris Latta…was Chris Latta!! Prime Target is The Most Dangerous Game!!! The Secret of Cybertron!! G.I. Joe scripts fall out!! Voltronic Galaxer – what are we doing here?!! Thank heavens for this Bogus Plot Device!!! Precious MOMENTS!! Garbage Pail Kids…happened!!! A Hero’s Journey!! Ryan met Flint!! Aaron met Flint!!! Spot the Refectory Table!! Dille Script or Bullshit?! PRECIOUS MOMENTS!!!

#131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE

July 05, 2020 18:34 - 1 hour - 109 MB

#130: DAY OF THE MACHINES - BIRTHDAY RE-PANTS

June 21, 2020 18:54 - 1 hour - 105 MB

What is a ketchup?! It’s not about you, it’s about the system of oppression!!! Grandpa-style drinks!! Shout-Outs!! Ryan Jett must be stopped!!! Twerk 3!! Illegal Access!! Illegal Access!!! Minotaur scenario!! Squishy professor meat!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good grief, more bad news!!!

#129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T

June 07, 2020 19:06 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Never Have I Ever!! Ryan: Everything has been terrible, always!!! Sub-Atlanticans!! Cassette Vultures!! King Negril’s voice is so weird!! The fucking Autobots!!! Skin-diving Spike!! “D” is for “Dumb Baby!!” Caleb’s truck-driving stories!! Wheeljack, The Moron of all Morons!!! Megatron sits on the Lincoln Memorial!! Tarn Talk!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Fire the hydro-thrusters!!!

#128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!!

May 24, 2020 16:44 - 1 hour - 98.7 MB

Circle the wagons!! The gif that keeps on giving!! From gramma’s house!! Transfixatron!!! Guinea pig-a-tron!! Scavenger does a jerk-off motion!!! Cold Slither!!! Sweet stunts!! Megatron’s sassy walk!! The Deadwood car crusher!! Decepticon body-shell!!! Buffer is the worst!! No voice actors!! Transform o Tomero!!!

128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!!

May 24, 2020 16:44 - 1 hour - 98.7 MB

Circle the wagons!! The gif that keeps on giving!! From gramma’s house!! Transfixatron!!! Guinea pig-a-tron!! Scavenger does a jerk-off motion!!! Cold Slither!!! Sweet stunts!! Megatron’s sassy walk!! The Deadwood car crusher!! Decepticon body-shell!!! Buffer is the worst!! No voice actors!! Transform o Tomero!!!

#127: THE IMMOBILIZER - CAVE LIFE w/MTMTP PT.2

May 10, 2020 17:27 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

The MTMTPod convo continues!! Double-Bumblebee!! The Ice Man’s Rat Cave!! Rumble and Stumble!! The Decent = Peak lesbian energy!! Garfield in Paradise!!! Voice actor Arlene Banas!! St. Elmo’s Fire!! Eric Stoltz!! Rainbow Warrior!!! Writer: Earl Kress!!!

#126: THE IMMOBILIZER - STRIPPER COP w/ MTMTP PT.1

May 03, 2020 16:49 - 1 hour - 89 MB

Special guest MTMTP!!! We hit our Gremlin stride!! Carly and Spike age conspiracies!! Jazz, Spike, and road head!! Get down for the goofs!! No-Neck Ironhide!! Everyone has Teletraan One’s phone number!!! See us buzz and make honey!! COP STRIP-O-GRAM!! Wrestling over the Easter ham!! Liquefy that Slime Prime!! “Mebbie.” Carly’s here to get the good pussy!! We make G1 make sense!!!

#125: TRAITOR - CLIFFJUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

April 19, 2020 18:28 - 1 hour - 112 MB

Not so fast…PAPA!!!! Ms. Cleo, Hitler, GG Allin, and Dr. Arkeville’s kid brother!! What a triumph of modern science!! Cliff Jumper…jumps to conclusions!!! Electro-cell plug n’ play! Megatron…very reasonable!! Starscream…shit scientist!!! A bear with a sore head?!? How am I supposed to feel?!? A real B-Team of warriors!! Tickle fight!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Mirage, I like the plan…just tell your boss!!!!

#124: ATTACK OF THE AUTOBOTS - AUTOPOD-D'STAY-IN-PLACE

April 05, 2020 16:19 - 1 hour - 79 MB

Join the quarantined quacks of the APDC as they socially distance while reviewing Transformers G1 season 2 episode: *Attack of the Autobots*. Let’s Party!!! Pulsating warning diodes!! Invisibility spray!! Personality destabilizers!! Recharging chambers!! Nickel plated knuckle sandwiches!! Limitless energy satellites!! Attitude exchangers!! Goodness transfusions!! Prime’s three components!! Reset relays!! Dumbbells!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! Sure!!!!

#123.5 - BONUS EPISODE - TFCON 3RD PARTY PANEL HAWT TAKES!

March 23, 2020 05:10 - 55 minutes - 113 MB

#123: CITY OF STEEL - GREASE FINGER

March 22, 2020 16:46 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Bring on the crazy!!! Send for the Marines!!! The APDC tentative promise!!! AKOM...where everything is just gross!! Remove, remove, always REMOVE!!! Right, right, RIGHT!! Mega-Mega-MEGATRON!!! Chilean soccer flop!!! Sinkhole de Mayo!!! Red Rocket Dildo!!! Even with one arm, Prime is PRIMO!!! See you later, alligator!!!!

#122: CHANGING GEARS - SOUNDWAVE AND THE SNEAKERS

March 08, 2020 19:18 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

More van issues!! We’re working on it...we do deliver!! The “Gears Shamrock Special!!” Shockmasterwave!!! Holy shit that’s a fuck-lot of gold!!! Action first, maintenance later!!! Cicada talk!! That’s quite a shared guffaw!! Gears, the K-Mart Brawn!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I’m not dying, I’m thriving!!!

#121: AUTOBOT SPIKE - "DUH...DAAAAD?!"

February 23, 2020 15:39 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Sparkplug makes a monster!! Franken-whut!?! Ryan the Pedantic Prescriptivist: doesn’t like surprises, won’t read a script and won’t fix his van!!! Autobots: horribly irresponsible and ethically questionable!! Sparkplug and Wheeljack: Team Incompetent!!! Jerk-off stories!!! Crazy titty powers!!!

#120: HEAVY METAL WAR - I'VE NEVER BEEN SATISFIED

February 10, 2020 00:08 - 2 hours - 151 MB

The power-chip rectifier switcheroo!!!!! Heavy Metal Pick-Me-Up Cocktail!! Energy Disks!! Ryan is Johnny Science-Downer!! Fuck you, Earth’s magnetic field!!! The Grey Circle Union!! Help!! POLICE!!! Cybertronian law!!! Caleb leaves early!! Just be cars!!! Huffer takes Optimus’ load! Dinobots vs Devastator!! We shall rise again!! Arthur Burghardt encounter!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! This is very complex and weird!!!

#119: A PLAGUE OF INSECTICONS - BIG BWEAKFAST

January 26, 2020 19:29 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Demon Swamp!!! Ryan likes animal robots! Autobots cannon fodder!! Insectile chirping (chirping)..! Do better!! Pay more attention!!! Beatle Bali!! Eject the Ravage cassette!! I’m a bwig bwoy I need a bwig bweakfast!!! The Balian Gulch Festival!!! That sawed off nerd, Rumble!! Casual Megatron!! Taste the Lightning!!!!

#118: COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION - SHOOT UP THE CLUB

January 12, 2020 23:01 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

Activate your mouth!!! Don’t be a Negatron, be an Optimist Prime!!! Shout out to RetroCabal!! Down-under housekeeping!! Autobots: Filling pot-holes and holing pot-fills!! Uncle Tom’s Almanac!! Starscream flashes his badge!! Quicksand tutorial!! Optimus Prime: your aim is improving, Megatron!! Iconic Moments! In the Real World!! Lay it on me, man!!!

#117: ULTIMATE DOOM 3: ALWAYS FUN AND IRRELEVANT

December 29, 2019 20:17 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

We’re on fumes and we’ve been drinking!! We love Australia!! Skyfire goes full badass!!! Ryan explains laserdiscs!! Aaron: *Perfect Stangers* girlfriends are good to go!! Autobots, maintain speed and sail on!! Sea funnel!!! Another dick move by Rumble!! Don’t talk to my Starscream!!! Megatron is a pointer!!! Dance sex-workers?!? Mouth like a muppet!!! Witwicky super strength!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not pushing around slaves this time!!!!

#116: ULTIMATE DOOM 2 - I DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER

December 15, 2019 18:32 - 1 hour - 96.2 MB

Slaves!! There’s nothing funnier than Home Alone!? Gifts from Hayley!!! Shout-Outs!! Megatron is feeling himself! BLUNDERcracker!! What’s wrong with Spike!? Aaron’s weird dream!! Slaaves! The famous Megatron/Starscream choke sequence!! MIKE SEIBERT and GOTIM: Planes, Trains, and Autobots!!!! Bumblebee: Into the crevasse!! Aaron’s male role models!! The return of stuck-porn!! SLAAAVES!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! SLAAAAAAAAVES!!!! It’s a Goddamn Christmas Miracle!!!!

#115: THE ULTIMATE DOOM PT. 1 - "COOL" JANITOR

December 01, 2019 21:01 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Presidential quotes!! Drinkin’ round the world!!! The Malabar coast of India!!! Three Skywarp hands tall!! High school janitors!!! The Ark: Come on in!!! Sparkplug guinea pig!!! Everything is in readiness!!! Jazz: throwing out some sick bars!!! Sunstreaker: chucks a missile out of his hand hole!!!! Spike: trips over a wrench!!! Activate the pylons!! Cybertron: catapulted into oblivion?!?! When next we meet, we are enemies!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Iconic Moment!!!...

#114: WAR OF THE DINOBOTS - METEORINNI CHIPERONNI

November 18, 2019 03:45 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!! Medium Talent!! Vasectomy…VasectaYOU!!! Stuck porn!! We got a tech upgrade!!! JEFF!!! Outline Plan Desge!! Uranium—SHERANIUM!! Robot points Reflector!!! A Prime with no hands is worth two in the bush!! Wake Me Up!! Supergirl!! Kate & Allie!! Murder by Transformers in The Professional!!!

#113: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ALSO, TFCON DC

November 04, 2019 04:50 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

TFCon happened!! Trading Places!!! The Sloppy Skyfire Mojito!! Dirty Man is on the Caleb Wishlist!! Ryan keeps it classy in NYC!!! This episode is weird!! Steal the steel!! Everyone is snarky!!! Flaccid firepower!! Her name is Luisa!! Nobody trusts Wheeljack!! Deviations!! In the Real World!! Iconic moments!!

#112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?

October 20, 2019 17:07 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Nature finds a way!!! The Dinobot Knickerbocker Punch! Come see our panel at TFCon D.C.!!! A treasure-trove of errors!!! Down-under pronunciation!! Dinobots…there’s a whole lot o’ shakin’ goin’ on!!! Ol’ Bucketnuts!!! The Triceratops Twerk!!! Prime and Hound Bluetooth!! You’re too slow, Rustypants!!! Caleb leaves early for a massage!! Drunken Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!

#111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR

October 06, 2019 19:36 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Jautopod Maguirdecast!!! We drink the Skyfire Tewahdiddle!! We’re the first panel at TFCon DC!!! Plovers swoop ya’ like a dickhead!! That’s s’no-man, that’s a snow-bot!!! Ryan and Caleb sail around the world!! Skyfire and Starscream are science fwens!!! Maybe circle the OTHER half!! Hemmingway…he did love cats!! Ryan’s neighborhood is garbage!! How many people wrote this script!!?

#110: DIVIDE & CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN

September 22, 2019 22:32 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

Another cocktail…another goddamn factory!! Megatron…The Enemy! Optimus…mobility…limited!! Laserbeak has cameras everywhere!! Summon the Rainmakers!! Chip Chase saves the day…again!!! No one is ever disabled, as long as they have courage!! In the Real World! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moments!!! Script Deviations!!!! IS THIS MUSIC!?!?!? Transform… and meet us there!!!

#109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY

September 08, 2019 17:43 - 1 hour - 71.6 MB

Caleb: Super Mario who? Jigger, Beaker, and Glass!! The Chip Chase Creole Fizz!!! If it’s Labor Day, why’s nobody working?! Slow juice!!! Truckload of Shout-Outs!!! We have a Patreon!!! Convoy of Support!!! Chip Chase to the rescue!! Flesh creatures!! Betsy Brainiac!!! Boring Antimatter Lessons! Mirage gaslights Rumble!! Voice Actor!! Chip Monks!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations: Billy has been named Chip!!! Piece of oil cake!!!

#108: TRANSPORT TO OBLIVION - MEGATRON, WHAT HAPPENED?

August 25, 2019 19:38 - 1 hour - 80.6 MB

Broke-dick Jeff Daniels!!! Harry Anderson murder-suicide?! Do we have a Patreon?? (Spoiler: We do!!!) Shockwave slumps!! That’s no ordinary tape-player!! Optimus vs Megatron: fusion cannons fired and punches landed!! Removed and rebuilt!! 3000 astro-seconds!?! Bumblebee is slipped a robotic rufee! Script Deviations: JAZZZ!!! New segment: In the Real World!!! Ryan hides behind girls!!! YOUR SPACE-BRIDGE IS WORTHLESS!!!!

#107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

August 11, 2019 23:36 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

t’s an APDC Dance Party!! No wonder Hammer went broke!! Gifts from @retrocabal!! Gifts for Aaron!!! Well, ACTUALLY, it was 59.99 seconds! Warp in the Sky!! Ironhide’s War Stories!!! “Let’s get outta here!” Witwicky weirdo hands!! Ravage speaks!!! Antroid picnic!! Decoy Decepticons!!! Puffy Prime!! Rocket pack!! Prime pride fuckin’ with him!!! Megatron’s sassy pose!! Mirage saves pretty much everything!!! Missing you!! All of Me!!! George Burns!!!

#106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS

July 28, 2019 16:47 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

More Than Meets the Eye!! The return of Cuban B and the Five P’s!!! Ryan’s garage is filthy nasty!! Trouble on the oil rig!!! Autobots: Run, swim, FLY!!! Carnival business models!!! Aaron: “Autobots are good, Decepticons are bad, Cybertron, yada-yada!!” Energon pillows!! Optimus/Megatron dam fight!!! Spike massage?! The Lambo Twins!! Holy Burmese Rubies, Batman!!! Sparkplug: Renaissance man!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! What’s Love Got to Do With It?!?!

#105: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

July 15, 2019 01:43 - 1 hour - 49.8 MB

Soviet gulag animation studios!! Space…and shit!!! Mandatory Coming of Mage reference!! Mind if I CUT in?!! Laserbeak surveils launch talk!!! Lonely Shockwave origin story!! Jason Momoa = Aaron’s dad bod!! Prime to Jazz: “Let me drive!!!” Mt. St. Hillary!!! Transformers centipede!! Hound wrist-ear!! Cliffjumper hammerspace cannon!!! Who fired that shot?!! ROBOT ROLL CALL!!! Witwicky roughnecks!!! Energon pillows!!!

#104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE

June 30, 2019 19:57 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

The LAST Joepisode!!! We’re going to TFCon D.C.!! #GMyJoe Challenge dumpster fire winner announced!!! The Mike Drop Diss Track!!! Da return of Da Bearz!?!? Cobra La: Every rock and stalk is croaking feral!! R.I.P. Sammy B. Goode!!! Appropriate Sunbow wrist-grab?!? Cobra Commander to the rescue!!! Grab my ankles!!! Duke came out of his coma!!! Ryan is mad!!! Interview with Joe super fan @sergebomba!!! Script Deviations: Buzz wakes up!! YO JOE!!!!!!

#103: THE MAGGOT OF THE MOMENT

June 16, 2019 17:09 - 55 minutes - 50.3 MB

From the van to the bathroom floor!!! Mage is the rage!! Grub-zeppelins! Fart fighters!! Time worms!!! ENERGY SAUCE!!!! Sighting confirmed: Himalayas!! Roadblock reaches breaking point…Ryan watches Point Break!!! Cobra Commander…LOOK AT HIM!!! Uselesss….yessss…! You want to wake up a clam or something?! Script Deviations: Buzz has checked out!! Iconic Joement! The Pinnacle of Sadness!!!

#102.5: #GMYJOE CHALLENGE BANTERSODE

June 10, 2019 03:13 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

Shots fired at DJ Khaled!!! Tulum is great!! Tulum is not great!!! Booo seaweed and hipsters!!! Douche Paradise!!! Beyonce Homecoming!!! Hudson Hawk!!! PRIZES!!!

#102: HARD ON, JOES

June 02, 2019 13:30 - 1 hour - 47.6 MB

Ryan’s van-mattress!! Sgt Slaughter: Tough ShadesTM!! Go buy Coming of Mage!!! The Terror Drome gets exploded!! The Joes get exploded!! Protect the B.E.T.!! Tokyo Sauna  Happy Sauna  Hong Kong Spa!!! Serpentor…alien? Falcon…Earth-scum?? Duke…coma??? Beamers = Nothing But Trouble!!! Yo…Joe?!?!?! Hard-on, Joes!!!!

#101: ONCE, A MAN!

May 20, 2019 00:13 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

Friendship piggybank!!! Aaron turns 41!! 12-hour Twitter ban!!! Dreadnoks on the pod circuit!! Hugh G. Rection!!! I was once a man!!! Slaughterhouse Shire!! Air duct incursion!! Televiper: 80085!!! Shipwreck on leave in Tijuana!! Voice actors!! Jett family news!!!

#100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL

May 05, 2019 20:20 - 2 hours - 150 MB

We made it!!! A surprise gift from Mike Seibert and our listeners!!! A review from Australia!! All Hayl APDC beverages!! #GMyJoe continues!! General Q&A!! Dark Awakenings!! Daniel and Spike: suffocate or smother!?! The Autobot Mausoleum! The Veil of Remembrance!! PTSD Optimus!!! A Quintesson trick!! Dred-knocks! GOTIC!! Casey Kasem!! Hot Rod: Let’s Party!!!!

#99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE

April 21, 2019 16:04 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

The Great Cobra Scare!! G-My-Joe: Captain Martini!! Shout Outs!! All Hayl Megatron!! EGus!! Cecil!! More Classic Sunbow Wrist-Grabs!?! The Web of Remembrance and all that Cave Man shit!! 9/11 stripper money!?! Cobra-La’s kangaroo court: Cobra Commander guilty of…failure!?! An unholy steamy spore-stew!! Falcon gets thrown to Sgt Slaughter and The Renegades!! Aaron’s traumatic past: Mow-verview!! Script Deviations!! Buzz Dixon insight!!! At ease, Disease!!!!

#98: CLASSIC SUNBOW WRIST-GRAB

April 08, 2019 01:14 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

The juice on the Joe-mo!!! Lockin’ and loadin’!!! Falcon gives Jinx the Sunbow Wrist-Grab!!! Cobra-la breaks in…and breaks Serpentor OUT!!! Meanwhile back in the Himalayas…vagina-cave!!! Golobulus and the Uncle Fester Brigade prepare the Path of Esteem!!! Duke’s nepotism reveal!! Buzz Dixons mustache fetish!!! Script Deviations!! Voice Actors!!! Iconic Joements!!! It’s off to the Slaughterhouse!!!!

#97: THE RON FRIEDMAN INTERVIEW @ TFCON L.A.

March 25, 2019 02:41 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

I Killed Optimus Prime!!! Animation and residuals = mutually exclusive!!! Stand up!!! Science is a giver of joy!!! Frank Lloyd Wright hits Ron with a cane!!! Friedman, or Bullshit?! Ron’s take on the Bayformers movies!!! Child psychology!!! Considerate representation!!! 25 Years of Emails between Stan Lee and Ron!!! How to Write for Pictures That Move, Talk, Sing and Dance, and Blow up Cleveland!!!

#96: BEACH HEAD'S RAWHIDES

March 18, 2019 02:49 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

Herp vs Derp!!! Ryan’s duel TV system! Caleb’s birthday trivia! Is Aaron interviewing Ron right now?!? Duke is hot pissed!! Beach Head is straight nuts!! Jinx is one bad luck lady!!! Falcon is a fucking nozzle!!! Zarana gets them with the Kodak Disc!! More tropes?!? Script Deviations! Voice actors!! Return of the Long Dong Brain Bubble!!!

#95: THE B.E.T. - THIS, I COMMAND!

March 03, 2019 21:52 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

More tropes!!! B.E.T solves the world energy crisis and...hits Lady Jaye in the butt!?! Witty wintery banter!! Cobra Commander wears a hoodie!! Serpentor gets fried!! Where my Sherpas at?!?! Man with a problem!!! Snake spears!!! Nemesis Enforcer! Pythona!! Cobra-la-la-la-la-la!!! The dirtiest joke that Buzz Dixon ever heard!!! Iconic Joements!! More voice actors...dead or alive!! This, I Command!!!!

#94: AUTO-YO-DECEPTI-JOE!!!

February 17, 2019 20:30 - 88.1 MB

TFCon LA!! Always a bigger fish!!! Cobra-La...gross!! Creole Terror-Drome!! Cobra Commander...can’t read a room!! Serpentor...coming in hot!! Freaky periscopes!! Pythona...intruder alert!! Script Deviations!! Friedman replies...Best Regards with a side of Dinobots!!! Voice Actors!!! Iconic Joe-ment!!! Let us chase you!!

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