Attention HellMart Shoppers!
58 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 302 ratingsAttention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.
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Episodes
Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
August 21, 2017 12:22 - 27 minutes - 39.9 MBJake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
August 07, 2017 12:58 - 23 minutes - 33.9 MBThe guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
July 24, 2017 12:26 - 25 minutes - 35.1 MBThe gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook.
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
July 10, 2017 11:49 - 29 minutes - 42.3 MBDaniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!
Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II
June 25, 2017 18:50 - 23 minutes - 32.3 MBDaniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart
Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I
June 25, 2017 17:00 - 31 minutes - 29 MBDaniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of jail on work release and he has to figure out how to make it at HelloMart, a big box store in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately built on top of the buried gates of hell. After alienating his fellow employees, his boss, and possibly a serial killer he's still not sure what's worse; The supernatural threats or the customers. Please consider lea...
Season 1 Trailer
May 22, 2017 03:02 - 3 minutes - 5.64 MBDaniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but he served his time. In fact he's out of prison early and enrolled in a work release program. What he didn't count on was being forced to work at HelloMart, a big box super store in the middle of nowhere that was constructed on top of the buried gates of hell. Now he's just trying to survive, and he's not sure what's worse; the demonic forces of evi...
Teaser
April 21, 2017 03:02 - 21 seconds - 969 KBJoin the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle the forces of evil while bringing you the best in minimum wage customer service.