At The Movies (10 Years Later)

42 - The Interpreter (DRUNKISODE!)

It's a very special episode, as jBow and CBax watch a boring movie with a little extra juice. They drank quite a bit, and it made for an awesome viewing experience (and a partially okay listening experience). Join as they discuss protagonist misdirects, neckbeards, Sean Penn's helmet hair, why nobody believes Nicole Kidman, Assassins who obey traffic laws, geography, poor man's _____ actors, where the best place to put someone you're protecting in a convoy and how they'd punish the person wh...

41 - The Amityville Horror (2005)

MAN-CRUSH ALERT! Two Ryan Reynolds fans do a little gushing over how awesome "a good ol' Vancouver boy" is in this movie, and other movies. Reynolds (et abs) crushes it in this totally watchable horror movie from the year that was a thing. Join jBow and CBax as they talk rudeness, beards, horrible slutty babysitters, cowardly priests, wood-chopping, dawdling and several "can we talk about Reynolds for a minute?" breaks. All that plus a tour through the IMDB parents guide, fun facts, The Game...

40 - Sahara

It's another episode of the podcast, starring ____ with Chris Baxter and Jordan Bowman. One of the most under the radar box office bombs in recent history (even 10 years ago), jBow and CBax travel to Sahara and the result is..."not bad caveman sounds". Join us as we discuss terrible guards, cheaply made trucks, whether there are good African warlords, cockblocking waves, teleportation, totally conspicuous ninja outfits, zombie eye, people who are "just businessmen" and the joy of an awesome ...

39 - Sin City

Gear up for a "dick shooting, tits out, dog punching good time" that Chris loved 10 years ago but hates now (maturing tastes will do that to a guy). jBow and CBax look at this fondly remembered comic book movie and wonder what all the fuss was about? Join them as they discuss Powers Booth's usefulness, creepy age gaps, kung fu Elijah Wood and answer the age old question: what do angels smell like? All that plus a trip to a SUPER CROWDED imdb parents guide, some fun facts and they give out so...

38 - Guess Who

Just so you're aware, this is NOT a movie adaptation of the board game. Alright, so now you are as bummed as we were when we started watching it. Things get all race relations on this episode of ATM10, as jBow and CBax navigate the complexities of interracial relationships in the modern age. NOPE! Instead we talk about Mario Kart... a lot. Also we discuss Bernie Mac's jedi powers, Ashton Kutcher's $10,000 bracelet, broccoli and how to properly say "Zoe Saldana". All that plus a trip through ...

37 - The Ring 2

Missed us reviewing crappy horror movies from 10 years ago? We sure didn't miss it. jBow and CBax open up their haunted netflix accounts and watch "The Ring 2". Listen as we discuss dirty public fair bathrooms, procrastinating, horror movie rules, what to call a man who sells marbles, creepy things in mirrors and deer attacks. All that, plus we take a trip through the IMDB parents guide, share fun facts and give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: "Guess Who")

36 - Robots

Robots are great movie henchmen, but not great at leading movies. jBow and CBax watch a super uninspired animated movie, and the results are as you expect: They talk about Marvel's Daredevil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars and Futurama instead. When they are on topic, they discuss robot genetalia, awful transit infrastructure, Robin Williams' rambling and Bow's new lift goal of having a gate that looks like his face. All that plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some T...

35 - The Pacifier

Vin Diesel is enjoying some Fast & Furious success, but 10 years ago he was wrescklessly driving a mini-van. Also, is he a Frog-man? Our second movie this year in which a badass has to take care of a bunch of kids in a family comedy, thankfully this one was slightly better thanks to the tireless work of CAPE BABY. jBow and CBax discuss many things while watching the Pacifier, including proper password procedures, letting your SEAL team nap, awful Vice Principals, how to actually pin someone ...

34 - Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Tyler Perry is one of the kings of Hollywood (well, Atlanta) and the first brick in that kingdom was laid a decade ago with this film. We had never seen any Tyler Perry films before, so we jumped headfirst into this world and it...was...strange. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss cross-dressing, family dance routines, singing as a gateway drug, weird proposals, Misery-ing and the curriculum of Bailiff School. All that plus we play "Tyler Perry movie title or random series of words", add to the ...

33 - Constantine

Another week, another supernatural horror film with a shocking twist. The twist? The movie is actually pretty damn good. jBow and CBax weight in on Keannu Reeves 10 some odd years before "John Wick" kicked all of our asses, and the results were solid. Listen as we discuss hell's reverse architects, what constitutes good CGI, Rachel Weisz and her amazing eyebrows, and the final phone call we'd make to each other in an emergency. All that, plus the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we hand out...

32 - Hitch (w/ Jen Baxter)

This is by far the realest episode of the show we've ever done, as it may as well be titled Hitch: Sibling Rivalry. jBow's girlfriend and CBax's sister joins in this week as we all watch and discuss our very different viewpoints on the Will Smith romcom "Hitch". Those viewpoints range from "It was just a light, fun movie" to "This movie is filled with garbage people, and it's bad for society". We also discuss dating, lying and Piglet from Winnie the Pooh's gender. All that plus IMDB parent's...

31 - Boogeyman

Why isn't he dancing? He's not that kind of boogieman. jBow and CBax are back with yet another Box Office champ from 2005, and surprise surprise it's a shite horror movie. Listen as we discuss such hotly debated topics as where boogeymen hide, what our greatest fears are, what NOT to wear to your sisters funeral (spoiler, it's jeans), why warping through space and time is kind of a big deal and a new term for sheds. All that, plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, deal with a lack of fun fact...

30 - Hide and Seek

29 - Are We There Yet?

Ice Cube has one mission: to get a couple of shitty kids to their shitty mom in the greatest city in the world, Vancouver! We sat down during BC's "Family Day" to discuss this film, and play a rousing game of "What can you not imagine Ice Cube doing?". We also discuss the burning question: How many 9 year olds could you fight at once? All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a load of "Tensies".

28 - Coach Carter

Do you love push-ups, suicides and Sam Jackson yelling? Well then shit mate, we got a movie review for you. "Coach Carter" dominated all comers 10 years ago, so jBow and CBax take a look back at the film in all of it's glory. Listen as they discuss Slamball, the greatest assistant ever, gangbanging through puberty, awful Channing Tatum dialogue and traitorous cab drivers. Add to that their intense confusion over the lack of text during the ending freeze frames. All that, plus IMDB parents gu...

27 - White Noise

New permanent co-host Chris f'n Baxter joins in as we start anew in 2015. What better way to lead things off than with Mr. Comeback himself (well, the current one anyway), Michael Keaton. See what Birdman was up to 10 years ago as the supernatural thriller "White Noise" ruled the box office. jBow and CBax discuss turtlenecks, Batman, why it matters so much that Keaton is an architect and one of the strangest twists ever. All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a load of ...

26 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse (w/ Chris Baxter)

Where there is Paul W.S. Anderson, there is also the Bax-man. Chris Baxter (@cbax) joins me once again because honestly, the quality of the movie demands his participation. We head to Raccoon City and catch up with Milla Jovavich and others as they do battle with zombies, dogs, zombie dogs, lickers, common sense, gravity and THE NEMESIS!!! All that plus we add to the IMDB Parent's Guide, share some fun facts and give out awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)

25 - Without a Paddle (w/ Alex Wolfe)

Get the title? Get it?! It's like the saying about being up sh*t's creek. Awesome? Yeah not really. Returning guest host Alex Wolfe (@alahente) joins me on my trip through 2004 and Matthew Lillard, Seth Green and Dax Shepard's trip through the NEW ZEALAND wilderness. We discuss treehouses, Star Wars references, Matrix homages, Robot Chicken and proper hillbilly pot storage. All that, plus we give out awards, visit the IMDB parent's guide and share some fun facts. (NEXT EPISODE: "Resident Evi...

24 - Hero (w/ Ryan Walker)

Exactly the type of movie this podcast is for, as revisiting Jet Li's "Hero" was a friggin joy. This week I'm joined by Ryan Walker (@avelanch on twitter) to discuss a movie he laid claim to months ago. So listen in as we talk weapons, artsy fight scenes, subtitles, awful calligraphy teachers, sweet ponytails, ancient Chinese politics, the historical version of "pics or it didn't happen" and what exactly Quentin Tarantino had to do with this movie (spoiler: very little). All that plus IMDB p...

23 - Exorcist: The Beginning (w/ Nobody)

SO-LO-EPISO! Once again I find myself back against the wall with Libsyn's storage allotment, so I had to do a quickie episode by myself this week, which worked out well because this movie is arse and I don't want to drag anyone down into hell with me. I discuss Nazi's, stillborn babies, the type or horror I like, Goldeneye (briefly) and compare the awful CGI Hyenas in this movie to the CGI wolves in "The Day After Tomorrow". All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and I give out a few a...

22 - AvP: Alien vs. Predator (w/ Chris Baxter)

Whoever wins, the audience loses. Chris Baxter (@cbax) guests on the show again as we watch a sci-fi nerd's wet dream: the ultimate showdown between a bunch of Aliens and several inept Predators. Oh, and Humans. So many humans. Listen as we discuss X-ray vision, awesome slides (and why you should use them), whether or not Sigourney Weaver should be trusted, how to react when an alien gives you a gift and we play a game of "Guess that cameo". All that, plus we add to the IMDB Parents Guide, s...

21 - Collateral (w/ Wyatt Arndt & Danielle Sanders)

Jamie Foxx (pre-Oscar) teams up with Tom Cruise (pre-couch jump) to bring you a tense thriller that may or may not be the spiritual sequel to "Fight Club". Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) and Danielle Sanders join me this week as we break down how Tom Cruise is the worst assassin ever (if he even exists). We also discuss greasy badass Mark Ruffalo, Bacardi Silver, brilliant morgue workers, awful business ideas and cock-teasing cameos that are hard to forget. All that plus IMDB Parent's Guide, Fu...

20 - The Village (w/ Ryan Biech)

TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! M. Night Shymalan makes his (last?) entry on "ATM10" as we watch and review the controversial "film" The Village. Ryan Biech (@ryanbiech) joins me once again as he sets his sights on defending the movie... sort of. I attack the movie... sort of. It's a weird episode as we discuss the auteur's license, twist endings, Bryce Dallas Howard's hotness, Ripley's hotness and the proper term for Adrian Brody's issue. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and awards. (NEXT ...

19 - The Bourne Supremacy (w/ Michael Jupp)

Back before Hawkeye was starring in the Bourne series, Matt Damon proved he was no "Streisand" and completed one of the most solid trilogies in modern cinema. This week we look back on part two. Michael Jupp (@michaeljupp) joins me as we discuss cliche's, bad assassins, shady government cover-ups and how Julia Stiles is the smartest person in the movie. Such a thing has never been said before! All that plus we add to the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and give out some awards. (NEX...

18 - I, Robot (w/ Alex Wolfe)

Still plugging through Summer '04, and this week a fine film fellow from sunny L.A. joins me as Alex Wolfe (@alahente) Skypes in to chat about robots and Will Smith. We discuss a great many things in this super-sized episode, like robot racism, product placement, how to get a PG rating AND have violent dismemberment and Shia Labouef being awful. All that, plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and hand out some awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "The Bourne Supremacy")

17 - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (w/ Dave Sprout)

What is there to say about Anchorman? The movie that spawned several catchphrases into our lexicon and made everyone realize how much they loved lamp and feared tridents. My good friend and movie fan Dave Sprout joins me this episode to discuss a movie that doesn't really need discussing, but we do it anyway. We also discuss Anchorman 2, improvisation and the "lost movie", Wake Up Ron Burgundy. All that plus we add to the IMDB parent's guide, share fun facts and give out some awards. (NEXT E...

16 - Spider-Man 2 (w/ Jen Baxter)

Both 2004 and 2014 had Spider-Man 2's, and both had some issues. We hindsight the hell out of Sam Raimi's and wonder aloud if it's legacy is tarnished by the bafflingly awful Spider-Man 3? We also discuss Kirsten Dunst (aka the worst), great comic book casting, how Peter Parker's life is awful and how Alfred Molina's Doc Ock is unquestionably the best Spidey villain ever. All that plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some awards. (NEXT WEEK: Anchorman)

15 - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (w/ Wyatt Arndt)

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball", and with those Rip Tornian words of wisdom a decade ago, a sport we all played in gym class became "a thing". Wyatt Arndt, my usual co-host on "The Legion of Blogcast" joins me this week, and he brought his raging hate-on for Justin Long. In addition to that, we discuss Ben Stiller's finest role, Vince Vaughn's decade of sametitude, Skillz that Killz, the best referee actor ever, hindsighting Lance Armstrong's cameo and fucking Chuck Norris....

14 - Fahrenheit 9/11 (w/ Nobody)

Part interesting documentary, part intense manipulation, this week I do a solo episode on Fahrenheit 9/11. We're going a bit out of order here, because I needed a short episode for months end, so I decided to put this out early in place of "Dodgeball" (coming Tuesday). I didn't like this movie, and it's hard to see the significance of it a decade later when Bush still got re-elected. Still, I don't like politics, and I REALLY don't like being shown graphic footage of war injuries and grievin...

13 - The Chronicles of Riddick (w/ Chris Baxter)

Rules of being a Necromonger: 1. You Keep What You Kill. 2. No Takesies Backsies. 3. Stupid Helmets are Required. Chris Baxter (@cbax) makes his return to the show as we watch and review Vin Diesel's 2004 passion project. We discuss helmets, lizard-pumas, Judi Dench, gross kissing, future technology and outrunning the sun. All that, plus we play a game of "Chronicle Wars: Riddick or Narnia?", give out some awards, share some fun facts and make some contributions to the IMDB parents guide. (N...

12 - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (w/ Janine Guy)

FALCONHORSE! This week I'm joined by a Harry Potter fanatic (because I am not) as my longtime friend Janine Guy stops by to discuss the movie in which Harry Potter started to grow up. We discuss how Harry is an asshole, Draco is awesome, names are silly, adults are irresponsible and how people who look like rats, make good rats. All that, plus we add to the IMDB parents guide, look at some fun facts and give out some awards! (Next Week: The Chronicles of Riddick)

11 - The Day After Tomorrow (w/ Ryan Biech)

What happens when a rugged climatologist predicts a new ice age will happen in a hundred years or so? Well if it's a Roland Emmerich movie, chances are he's WAY wrong and it happens several days later. Ryan Biech from the "Game Time Decision" podcast (@GTDpod) joins me this week as we discuss CGI wolves, outrunning cold, Sela Ward's cougish hotness, proper character development, hypothermia and what day "The Day After Tomorrow" actually was. All that plus a trip through the IMDB parent's gui...

10 - Shrek 2 (w/ Jen Baxter)

Remember 10 years ago, when the "Shrek" film franchise kicked ass? So do we. Take a trip back in time with Bow and returning guest host Jen Baxter as they watch a downright wonderful green ogre movie. Before Justin Timberlake and Rumpelstiltskin drove the series into the ground, Shrek 2 was a box office beast. We discuss hair (obviously), indignant furniture, ADORABLE LITTLE BOOTS and donkey/dragon cross breeding. Enjoy! (NEXT WEEK: "The Day After Tomorrow")

9 - Troy (w/ Jared Rushton)

It was a time long before Twitter, when making sure your name lived through the ages meant jump-killing everyone in sight and being the only guy around with a clean shaven face. This week, Jared Rushton joins me as we watch and review Wolfgang Peterson's (flop?) "Troy". We ended up watching the theatrical cut, which sucks because the directors cut includes more Ajax, more brutality and more boobs. But that version wasn't No.1 at the Box Office, and rules are rules. It is the will of the gods...

8 - Van Helsing (w/ Chris Baxter)

Hugh Jackman and his luscious flowing hair does battle with Dracula, The Wolfman, Mr. Hyde, Igor, a trifecta of hell bitches and Frankenstein....'s monster (if you wanna be a dick about it). This week, Chris Baxter from "That Thing You Like" joins me as we watch a movie that is awful, except for one heroic cow that dared to stand up to vampiric tyranny and inspired us to keep watching the garbagewater film that officially kicked off Summer Movie Season 2004. Enjoy!

7 - Mean Girls (w/ Brian Shirlaw, Chris Baxter & Jen Baxter)

One of two movies that brought about the entire idea for this podcast, it's hard to believe it's been 10 years since Mean Girls. Joining me this week are the boys from "That Thing You Like" (Brian Shirlaw, Chris Baxter) and former guest host Jen Baxter. Listen as we discuss our favourite characters and moments from the film, as well as what it means to be "half a virgin". All that plus awards, fun facts and a trip through the IMDB parents guide. We love this movie. It's the fetchest movie th...

6 - Man on Fire (w/ Mike Jupp)

Denzel Washington is an alcoholic with a dark past, then stuff happens. Butt stuff. It's episode 6, and #ATM10 is taking a look at Tony Scott's revenge epic "Man on Fire". We discuss Marc Anthony's sex appeal, Radha Mitchell's accent and the fact that Dakota Fanning actually made us wish she got rescued from kidnappers. That was a high mountain for this movie to climb, but dammit, it climbed it.

5 - Kill Bill: Volume 2 (w/ Casey Bailey)

The roaring rampage of revenge comes to an incredibly conversational conclusion, and good buddy Casey Bailey is along for the discussion. 10 years ago, a VERY different film from the over-the-top slash fest that was "Kill Bill: Volume 1" sat atop the box office, and we dive right in. From revenge spit, to white trash oompa lumpas, to awful pimps, coffin punches, psychotic daughters and the infamous eyeball squish, we take you through the talky talky heart exploding finale of the Beatrix Kidd...

4 - The Passion of the Christ (w/ Andy Shirlaw)

DISCLAIMER - I am not a religious person, neither is my guest this week, Andy Shirlaw from the 4 Eyed Forecast. Instead, we are just two guys who love movies and want to be entertained by one. It didn't really happen this time around, but hopefully you still enjoy this episode. It's okay if you didn't do the required viewing. This is a difficult movie to watch. No offence intended by any of our comments during review. Follow Andy on Twitter (@AndyShirlaw) and check out @4EyedForecast

3 - Hellboy (w/ Jen Baxter)

He's got a right hand of doom, and a left hand for guns/cigars. This week Jen Baxter joins the show for her first appearance as we discuss the No.1 movie from 10 years ago...Hellboy. We get into the use of Nazi's as antagonists, Kroenen's bad assery, apocalyptic headline timing and whether or not flood lights work in space.

2 - Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (w/ Brian Shirlaw)

We are already two episodes in, and already I have partial regrets about the premise. For the first time in history, a screenwriter had the distinction of having two movies open at No.1 at the Box Office in back to back weeks. That man was James Gunn, and unlike last week's fantastic "Dawn of the Dead", his second No.1 was "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" which was king a decade ago. Joining me again is Brian Shirlaw from "That Thing You Like"

1 - Dawn of the Dead (w/Chris Baxter, Brian Shirlaw)

It's the first episode of "At the Movies...10 Years Later", and to kick it off we have one of two movies that inspired the entire podcast. Host Jordan Bowman is joined by Brian Shirlaw and Chris Baxter of "That Thing You Like" to discuss Zack Snyder's controversial zombie opus, sleeves, and croquet mallets.