Around The Lunch Table

#105 PetSmart Pandemonium

March 01, 2023 13:00 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MB

J & Z talk about pet smart, jacks parrot dream, animals taking over, and feminine sides.

#104 Lot Lizards

February 22, 2023 13:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MB

J & Z talk about lot lizards, the word busty, and prison.

#103 Brazy Baloons

February 16, 2023 13:00 - 50 minutes - 46 MB

J & Z talk about all the stuff going on... balloons, balloonists... valentines day facts. and fav juices

#102 Kimono Krazy

February 02, 2023 13:00 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

J takes a psychopath quiz and also has his first drink in 30 days. A lot of other stuff was discussed.

#101 Taxidermy Typhoons

January 25, 2023 13:00 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

J & Z talk about if we taxidermied each other, cereals, mascots, the muffin man, and conspiracies.

#100 1hunnid

January 18, 2023 13:00 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

J & Z celebrate there 100th episode. What a bumpy road. We play a game of confession, and Jack claims we are bears.

#99 Sea bound Succubus

January 11, 2023 13:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

J & Z talk about a trampling fetish, sky-diving horses, and mermaids.

#98 Jabs at Jiffy

January 06, 2023 13:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

J & Z are back from their hiatus. They talk about Jiffy lube scams, used care salesman, great pasta, and lizard hands.

#97 Blood Lust

December 13, 2022 13:00 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

J & Z talk about being homeless, z having a lust for blood, and if we were hitler 2 years before he died.

#96 Let’s Give Them Something to Talk About

December 07, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

Z's special feature on the new State Champ Podcast. They talk about running from the cops, nostalgic movies, and playing crazy, potentially dangerous games as kids.

#95 Jake from State Farm

November 23, 2022 13:21 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Jack's special feature on the new State Champ Podcast. We talked about celebrity doppelgangers, breast milk, 3 ways, and more.

#94 Bulky Bees

November 16, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB

J & Z talk about bee strength, avatar, movie theaters, and celebrity brothers-in-law.

#93 Deer in Headlights

November 09, 2022 13:00 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MB

J & Z talk about animals, a pet monkey, a reverse petting zoo, nuclear bombs, American war crimes, and cartoon characters. ya

#92 Clone Coitus

October 26, 2022 12:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

J & Z talk about going to space, if we would do it with our clones, and a guy that pretended to a be cow to get uhhh "pleasure".

#91 We Bought a Subaru

October 19, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

J&Z talk about.. okay to be honest, we have no idea what we talked about, so we gave it a random title. Just for clarification, we did not purchase a Subaru. Nor have we thought about purchasing said vehicle. If we were going to purchase a vehicle it would not even be in our top 5.. do we look like hikers?? Anyways, ya no subes, just boobs.

#90 Poor Parents

October 12, 2022 12:00 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MB

J & Z take a parenting test, talk about finding nemo, and try our best at a teleprompter.

#89 Around the Fire Pit

October 05, 2022 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

J & Z talk about cannibalism, plantations, and if we were both in a movie.

#88 Cheating Cheeks

September 28, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

J & Z talk about moaning, bears, a guy who cheated at chess with his butt... we were very tired today. We did our best.

#87 Parrot Pregnancy

September 21, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MB

J & Z talk about Nyquil chicken, ball c - section scars, pregnant cockatoo, and holding babies.

#86 Back of the Bus Banter

September 14, 2022 12:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

J & Z talk about if the Olympics had a random drawing, 69'ing, top 5 overrated restaurants, and if Z could go back to the '50s.

#85 The Frankie Alvarez Experience

September 07, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

J & Z have a very special guest on today's episode. Co-Host of The Basement Yard Podcast, Jason Mamoa look alike, and Brazillian wax expert.. Frankie Alvarez. We talk about gym's never letting you cancel, a secret mixtape, and catholicism.

#84 Donkey Diaries

September 02, 2022 12:00 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

J & Z talk about a guy who married a donkey, foot stuff, and the donkey again.

#83 Bully Beatdown

August 24, 2022 12:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

J & Z talk about if we swapped bodies for a day, if we are sensitive or not, and bullies.

#82 Freaky Fish Filets

August 19, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

J & Z talk about manslaughter, fish filets, soups, and punishing kids.

#81 Toilet Paper Boxing Gloves

August 10, 2022 12:00 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

J & Z talk about the world record peanut push, Dyson ball vacuum, saran wrap, cat food made for people, and top 5 movie characters.

#80 JO JO DOJO

August 03, 2022 12:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

J&Z talk about porn names, top 5 veggies, and some stuff with jo jo's.

#79 Mole Man Mischief

July 28, 2022 12:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

J & Z have Spencer from Got-Moles back on for round 2.. and it's an absolute mess. Check out the video as there is some good stuff you need to see.

#78 Devious Deeds

July 22, 2022 12:00 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MB

J & Z talk about the top weird sex things on urban dictionary, our top 5 animated movies, and more. Subscribe to Patreon you lizards.

#77 The Rise of Yeast

July 12, 2022 13:50 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

J & Z talk about a girl making bread from her yeast, top donuts, Riley Reid saying something questionable, and more.

#76 Psychedelic Scriptures

July 07, 2022 12:00 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MB

J&Z talk about the 4th of July, missionaries, honey buckets, GMO rice, and top 5 waters.

#75 Magic Mishaps

June 29, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MB

J&Z talk about the most awful videos of our generation, using the force to do stuff, doctor darth, and a magician who actually cut his partner in half.

#74 Fupa Flipping

June 24, 2022 12:00 - 39 minutes - 54.6 MB

J&Z talk about the trip to vegas for Jack's 25th bday, we talk about fupas, and cat thumbs.

#73 Beaver Banter

June 14, 2022 12:00 - 46 minutes - 63.6 MB

J&Z talk about if z worked at Chippendales, if bees have knees, sexy talk, and top 5 cock tails.

#72 Ministry Money

June 08, 2022 12:00 - 44 minutes - 60.7 MB

J & Z talk about pastors with a lot of money, the closest mammal to a t-rex, and a top 5 worst movies.

#71 Jack The Ripper

June 02, 2022 12:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MB

J & Z talk about if you would save an old person in a burning building, Mormons, jack killing chickens, and then our friend Sam made a surprise guest appearance and talked about her trip to Europe. Apparently, she traveled many miles to carry water back from the spring of a tall mountain, and other BS.

#70 Surviving Coachella with JMACPDX

May 24, 2022 12:00 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MB

J & Z have a very special guest. A rapper from portland OR who also lived in our hometown Medford, ladies and gentlmen. We present to you JMACPDX. We chatted about his time at Coachella, his picture with Jamie Chung, and how senior citizens should have the drivers license suspended. Oh also a top 5 on chips.

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