Are You My Podcast?
260 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.8K ratingsComedians Sarah Colonna and Mary Radzinski laugh their way through trending topics, pop culture, and entertainment — peppering in personal stories along the way. And yes, they're obsessed with Married at First Sight.
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Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 7
September 03, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBWeek seven of Married at First Sight has the couples moving into their new, joint apartments and has Sarah and Mary questioning everyone involved except for Gil’s dog, Hype (HE’S THE BEST). Sarah is Team Jose when it comes to Rachel’s collection of travel pencils, while Mary thinks Brett and Ryan have the chemistry of estranged siblings. The co-hosts are thankful that Pastor Cal has shown up in an attempt to clean up the mess that is Bao and Johnny. Thoughtful and hilarious -- take a listen....
Hand Model Dropout
September 01, 2021 09:00 - 52 minutes - 57.5 MBThis week, Whatever-the-F Wednesday has Sarah and Mary discussing some “controversial” topics, personal stories, and a trending headline or two. From choosing to be the hero or the sidekick to airplane armrest etiquette (THERE IS NO ANSWER), the co-hosts agree on quite a bit -- EXCEPT a certain whiskey liqueur -- and as always, laugh about all of it. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sa...
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 6
August 27, 2021 09:00 - 59 minutes - 64.5 MBSarah and Mary rant, rave, and guffaw through week six of Married at First Sight Season 13. Johnny gets on Mary’s nerves with his immature questions for the group (WE GET IT, YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX). Sarah is considering getting a law degree to provide counsel to the couples who’ve been wronged by the experts (NO DOGS MEANS NO DOGS, PEPPER). The co-hosts agree you can tell a lot about a person based on a friendly game of “Never Have I Ever,” - and it’s not always positive. Subscribe, follo...
Lonely Fans
August 25, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 53.2 MBThis week, Whatever-the-F Wednesday has Sarah and Mary discussing trending topics and random articles. From the banning of sexually explicit content on OnlyFans to a walrus who just wants to relax and have a nice time, the co-hosts poke, jab, and laugh their way through it all. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 5
August 20, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBSarah and Mary rage and laugh through week five of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah somewhat relates to Bao’s snoring insecurities and also truly wants a reality show where Jose takes people clothes shopping. Mary can’t imagine a fresher hell than ever having to watch Brett and Ryan attempt to get into a hammock together again. The co-hosts are relieved that Myrla is appreciative of Gil’s romantic gesture when she’s been unable to say a nice thing about literally anything else. Lots o...
Walk Left, Stand Right!
August 18, 2021 09:00 - 50 minutes - 55.8 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary discuss small habits and personality traits that lead to some pretty great realizations about themselves (AND EACH OTHER). Sarah missed her calling of having a big career with the TSA, and turns out, Mary’s reliance on comfortable footwear speaks volumes about her as a person. From the “right way” to hang your toilet paper to speed eating, lots is revealed, and lots of laughs are had. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us...
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 4
August 13, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBSarah and Mary chat and laugh through week four of Married at First Sight Season 13. Mary can’t imagine a brunch without mimosas any more than she can imagine having to converse with Ryan about literally anything. Sarah is annoyed for Gil having to listen to Myrla bitch and moan about the honeymoon digs. If Rachel and Jose say one more time how content and perfect for one another they are, the co-hosts may start to believe them (NOT REALLY). Give it a listen for some hearty laughs. Subsc...
Just the Chip
August 11, 2021 09:00 - 49 minutes - 54.6 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary discuss a couple bizarre headlines and share some hilarious and rage-inducing personal grudge stories as well. From Big Mac’s breaking your faith to not letting your mom off the hook (if you’re Quentin Tarantino), join them as they dig through some headlines with strong opinions and big laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski....
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 3
August 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBSarah and Mary discuss week three of Married at First Sight Season 13. All five couples are finally married, but the girls are less than impressed it took this many episodes to get there. Also - okay Myrla, WE GET IT - you need to “maintain your lifestyle.” Mary would rather pick up trash on the side of the road than be forced to do the “two-step” with Ryan. The co-hosts still had high hopes for two of the couples, until they saw the previews for the rest of the season. Subscribe, follo...
Call Off the Hogs
August 04, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 53.6 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics, sharing some hilarious personal tales as well. Sarah has had enough with creeps and their entitlement and wonders how exactly a socially “criminal” act should be punished. Mary shares a story about a time she received a text message that was hard to swallow. The co-hosts are on the exact same page when it comes to stealing necklaces from dead people -- it’s a hard NO. Subscribe, foll...
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 2
July 30, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBSarah and Mary discuss week two of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah is protective of sweet-baby-angel Zack, and makes a plea that as viewers, we commit to protecting his heart. Mary thinks Ryan is a slimy frat guy and even though she has nothing to really support that opinion with yet - stands by it fervently. The co-hosts have a few choice words for the experts, and wonder if Myrla wouldn’t have been better matched with Jose, as they both are giving off “bad egg” vibes. Lots of laugh...
Hot Tub Death Machine
July 28, 2021 09:00 - 55 minutes - 60.1 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary discuss irrational fears -- some of their own, as well as a few submitted by fellow RUMPers. From Sarah getting trapped in her pool by her own doing to Mary earning the title of “The Squirrel Lady from Philly,” there’s a lot to unpack here. Take a load off and join them for some ridiculous laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzins...
Married at First Sight, Season 13, Week 1
July 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBThe passion, snark, and hilarity is back! Sarah and Mary are over the moon to discuss week one of Married at First Sight Season 13. They share their thoughts on the individuals, and like a football draft (sorry for the sports reference, Bao!) give their personal bets on the likelihood of the matches being successful -- laughing through it all. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolo...
Scratch This
July 21, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics. Sarah questions if a winning “scratcher” is the gift that keeps on giving or the gift that could ultimately ruin someone’s life. Dental hygiene is merely a hobby of hers, but after reading that a lady pulled out 13 perfectly good teeth, Mary wonders how many tooth extractions are too many tooth extractions? The co-hosts agree that commenting on Facebook posts when you’re on the run might...
Sex/Life (Netflix)
July 14, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary recap the Netflix series, “Sex/Life.” This episode is especially NSFW, so keep that in mind and use earbuds like the classy people that you are. Sarah is less than thrilled with Billie's poor decisions and weak character, however, like most, is appropriately thrilled with the shower scene in episode three. Mary needs a private room and a Xanax to get through this series but she wouldn’t have it any other way. Lots of laughs - give it a listen wherever you get your p...
A Date With a Moron (Lifetime Movie)
July 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Date With Danger.” Sarah has a hard time with Gavin’s complete disregard for personal space and Nicki’s inability to see red flags. Mary can’t understand why someone would want to move in together after one month, especially since she’s pretty sure they haven’t even gotten to second base. Neither of the co-hosts are able to make sense of a necklace and a key-chain that was supposed to have relevance, but just like always, it doesn’t matt...
But I’m a Cheerleader
June 30, 2021 09:00 - 56 minutes - 61.3 MBThis week, in honor of Pride Month, Sarah and Mary recap the cult movie classic, “But I’m a Cheerleader.” From the satire, stereotypes, and sexual innuendos to the star-studded cast (Natasha Lyonne, RUPAUL!!) — this movie is the best. The eyes-wide-open french kissing scene brings back a wave of less-than-ideal memories to Sarah, while Mary is obsessed with the name of the gay bar in the movie and wants to pay homage by getting tee-shirts made. Have a listen and some laughs as the girls shar...
Awake and Confused (Netflix Movie)
June 23, 2021 09:00 - 54 minutes - 59.6 MBThis week, Sarah and Mary take a swing at recapping the trending Netflix movie, “Awake.” Sarah admires the actor’s ability to nail being “really tired,” and wonders if it might be time to start using closed captioning when she confuses books about “mapping” for “napping.” Mary is uncomfortable seeing a group of naked people watching the sun set and determines she probably wouldn’t have a high rate of survival in a dystopian zombie scenario. Lots of laughs ensue, and that’s all that really ma...
Their Nightmare, Our Dream (Lifetime Movie)
June 18, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBThe Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare.” It’s the fourth installment in the “Stalked By My Doctor” Lifetime movie series, and no surprise, it’s ridiculously perfect in every way. The co-hosts also have a blast and some laughs talking shop and learning some inside scoop with the writer and director of the film, Jeff Hare. Treat yourselves and give it a listen. Subscribe, follow, like, and review...
Get Your Mama a Drink (Lifetime Movie)
June 16, 2021 09:00 - 57 minutes - 61.8 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Secrets of a Gold Digger Killer.” Sarah shares her own story about being propositioned to move in with a man when she was a waitress — it was not exactly the same lavish scenario as Celeste, but he WAS older & is now dead. Mary can’t quite figure out if it’s responsible or potentially “murdery” to take out life insurance policies on your kids. Sarah and Mary agree they wouldn’t mind having their own room at the mysterious “Terrace View'' for a few da...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Where Are They Now?
June 11, 2021 09:00 - 56 minutes - 61.4 MBSarah and Mary recap MAFS Season 12’s “Where Are They Now?” episode and manage to whittle down the network’s two hours of “meh” to an hour of a podcast full of entertainment and big laughs. Mary is thrilled that Jacob might’ve found someone to bore for eternity and Sarah has an unexpected, new hope for Clara and Ryan. Briana’s baby voice, fresh divorces, Haley’s classic cat’s a**hole pout — it’s all here and then some — have a listen & enjoy! Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever ...
Rub and Tug Royalty (Lifetime Movie)
June 09, 2021 09:00 - 58 minutes - 63 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Soccer Mom Madam.” Sarah is impressed with Anna’s hustle and drive, yet confused with her choice to have an “Eyes Wide Shut” themed Sweet Sixteen party for her daughter — including a pig wearing a tutu. Mary is bummed that the madam in charge ends up at Rikers, but less bummed than when she discovers she ultimately ends up at a pig farm. Inspired by true events, this one has a lot of laughs and leaves the girls questioning their career. Subscribe...
Interview with a Gem
June 04, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 46.2 MBSarah and Mary have a fun chat with the screenwriter for Lifetime’s “A Predator Returns,” the all around amazing human, John Doolan. Take a listen for some inside scoop on Lifetime movie ridiculousness and have some laughs while you’re at it. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?
The Wrong Friends (Lifetime Movie)
June 02, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Party Gone Wrong.” There are some dark themes and an important cautionary message, but hoo boy, there is plenty of room to talk sh*t — starting with April’s inability to pick friends. Sarah can’t imagine letting a lifelong friendship go because of a rumor that proves not to be true -- dig a little, maybe? Mary has a hard time watching the girls attempt to sneak around and hide from their captors while wearing very loud high heels. A scene between a...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Reunion Part 2
May 28, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBPart two of MAFS reunion leaves Sarah and Mary mixed with emotions, laughter, and a good bit of anger. Sarah is none too pleased with Kevin’s double standards when it comes to pretty much everything — especially Chris, Paige, Haley and Jacob — and makes a pretty fair case as to why Sarah and Mary should be hosting the reunion specials. Mary is hell bent on defending Jacob, especially when it seems like Pastor Cal and Kevin don’t seem to agree. The girls are thankful for Viviana and Pepper sp...
Justice for Ryan
May 27, 2021 18:00 - 39 minutes - 45.4 MBCheck out Chris's website. Follow Chris on Instagram. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?
Dumb in the Water (Lifetime Movie)
May 26, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Predator Returns.” The shark themed sequel to “A Predator’s Obsession,” is nothing less than ridiculous in the most entertaining way. Sarah has a hard time reconciling Courtney’s poor upper body strength and lack of water survival skills once it’s revealed she is, in fact, a lifeguard. Mary is forced to self sooth due to the amount of willy-nilly cellphone play and wonders why it isn’t a bigger deal when a daughter and mother find out they’re bonin...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Reunion Part 1
May 21, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBPart one of MAFS reunion leaves nothing on the table except for the rest of Chris’s tantrum and Jacob and Haley’s entire journey. Sarah isn’t content with Chris saying that “a car is a car” when asked why he purchased a Mercedes for his ex-girlfriend, ignoring the bigger, far more glaring offense of wearing a way too similar suit to Pastor Dwight. Plaid. Mary isn’t pleased with any of it and is angry about having to wait another week to get the gang entirely together. Happy or not, laughs ar...
Kappa Kappa Drama Bitches (Lifetime Movie)
May 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Sorority Sister Killer,” and boy, it’s a fun one. Mary is very turned off by the sorority’s “house mom,” Lana, but also wonders if that wouldn’t be the perfect job for her and Sarah. Sarah is critical of the hazing process that the pledges go through, yet acknowledges that those girls were a touch less enthusiastic about the alcohol involvement than she’d be. The big lesson the co-hosts take away is that it’s imperative to wear flats when drinking on...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Finale
May 14, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBSarah and Mary are as eager as the couples to FINALLY get to Decision Day and — along with the rest of the world — are none too thrilled with the extensive time spent on Chris and Paige. Sarah is incensed with Chris’s insincere act of chivalry when he gives Paige his jacket to warm her up only AFTER they are back inside and out of the cold. Mary can’t help but feel the emptiness and indifference in Jacob, sincerely wishing him a perfectly cooked sirloin in his near future to perk him up. The...
TOM-tation Island & Angela Tries to Get Her Groove Back (Lifetime Movie)
May 11, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBSarah and Mary laugh their way through a recap of the Lifetime movie “Burning Little Lies” in this week’s episode. Sarah enjoys a good old fashioned, near-death cliff scene and determines she’d rather be courted by a murderer than wooed with the gift of a bird’s nest. Mary’s unable to get over the fact that a daughter planned her father’s funeral knowing that her sister would miss it, and also realizes she’s fine to never attend a chili cook-off. The co-hosts motor through a 90 Day Fiancé “H...
Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiancé Extravaganza
May 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBWith the help of past couples, Sarah and Mary discuss the dreaded and exciting Decision Day. Amani & Woody, Karen & Miles, and Jamie & Beth attempt to try to tell it like it is on this week’s fluffy filler episode. But thankfully, Sarah and Mary take the reins and cut the BS. The co-hosts also buzz through 90 Day Fiancé “Happily Ever After” and share their thoughts, some random nuggets of wisdom, and of course, a bunch of hearty laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you ge...
Birthdays Are Like A-holes (Lifetime Movie)
May 04, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBSarah and Mary attempt to break down the Lifetime movie, “How I Met Your Murderer.” They get through it, but not without some major word struggles, plot holes, and laughter induced tears. Mack (ugh), the main character, is a True Crime Podcaster and Sarah has as hard a time believing that as she does saying the phrase “true crime podcaster.” Mary isn’t clear why Mack spends the bulk of her free time hanging out at a school pool, particularly when she never takes a dip. Even though the movie ...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 16
April 30, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBEven though this feels like the longest MAFS season ever, Sarah and Mary are still hyped to talk to each other and sink their teeth into the various relationships. With only two days left until decision day, Sarah is concerned that Clara is sweeping her sexual frustration under the rug, and contrary to Ryan saying they’ve “both put everything into the relationship,” there’s one thing he hasn’t “put in“ — and that’s the problem. Mary is positive that Haley’s change of attitude this week has m...
Just What Sarah and Mary Ordered (Lifetime Movie w/ 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Preview)
April 27, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBSarah and Mary are giddy this week with the recap of Lifetime’s “Just What the Doctor Ordered” — the fifth movie in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series — starring the incomparable Eric Roberts — as well as a bonus recap of the Season 6 premiere of “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.” Sarah’s not surprised to find Dr. Beck still extremely passionate about all matters of the heart, including surgery as well as pretty 18-year-olds. Mary is pleased he hasn’t lost his flare for impersonating medica...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 15
April 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBSarah and Mary are jazzed to dish their thoughts on this week’s MAFS episode which takes the group to Hilton Head, SC for a couple’s retreat. With one week left until decision day, Mary finds it mildly concerning that Haley and Jacob can’t even share a car ride — let alone a bed — and she’s not happy with Virginia’s strict two-cats-per-person bed policy. Sarah is glad that Jacob is getting enough protein by having eight eggs as a pre-dinner snack and wonders if Champagne Vinny would rather r...
Groan With Envy (Lifetime Movie)
April 20, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 69 MBSarah and Mary do their best to make sense of the Lifetime movie, “Envy.” They had a lot of laughs trying to dissect it and that’s really all that matters, right? Mary struggles with the constant use of the term “Daddy” and wonders if she’d be thrilled or offended if she was gifted with a Honda Fit. Sarah is thankful that Kandi Burress is part of the cast and sincerely wants to know what became of her character since Lifetime decided not to tell us her fate. Sarah and Mary are envious of Ga...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 14
April 16, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBWith less than two weeks until decision day, not a whole lot has changed with the individual couples. Although it was a Chris-free episode, we weren’t without a varsity ball-bag to be annoyed by — thanks for taking the reins, Haley! Sarah can’t understand why Haley is so bent out of shape with Jacob’s choice in footwear and wonders if it’s exhausting to have pursed lips 24-hours a day. Mary would rather eat a yearbook than look at someone else's, and suspects that Erik may, in fact, be a ro...
Beware of the Mid-what? (Lifetime Movie)
April 13, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBSarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Beware of the Midwife,” — and it’s a fun one. Did the movie make a lot of sense and was it a good use of their time to watch it? Not really. Do they have a spirited chat and some hearty laughs discussing the ridiculousness of it all? Absolutely. Sarah is unclear why anyone would switch their birthing plan so late in the game and also why someone would bail on stealing a baby halfway through stealing a baby — have some follow through, dammit. Mary is...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 13
April 09, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBSarah and Mary are very much looking forward to decision day in less than three weeks. Mostly because then they won’t have to deal with Haley’s pursed butthole lips or Chris, the narcissistic, bad egg. Sarah is highly uncomfortable with the budget discussion between Vincent and Briana but is quickly relieved when she realizes that the “cookie” column is for expenses to groom Briana’s dog and not her vagina. Mary is frustrated that Clara won’t fess up to Pastor Cal how much she needs the “D” ...
Wastin’ Away Again in Eric Robertsville (Lifetime Movie)
April 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBThe Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge.” As the third in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series, this one does NOT disappoint. Sarah is over the moon with the double dose of Eric Roberts (since Eric Roberts’ inner-voice of reason is played by, well, Dr. Mr. Eric Roberts). Mary is genuinely pleased that he finally “gets the girl” in this one - or so it would seem - and still isn’t really concerned that he want...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 12
April 02, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBSarah and Mary are thrilled to see Dr. Pepper resurface alive and well, even remotely, in this week’s episode of MAFS. Sarah is relieved at the limited airtime Chris receives, however, she remains highly annoyed with Paige’s inability to point the finger at him. Mary is concerned that the “D” is as crucial to Clara’s survival as oxygen at this point — without it, she’s not going to make it. Erik’s controlling behavior is a concern to Sarah and Mary; he’s stolen Virginia’s sparkle and they’re...
Deadly Confusions (Netflix Movie)
March 30, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBThis week’s recap of the trending Netflix movie, “Deadly Illusions” is a lot. A lot of what? We’re not really sure. A lot of work, definitely. Sarah and Mary can confirm that they both, in fact, watched the movie, but that’s pretty much it. Mary is floored that anyone over the age of 18 would enter a dressing room with another adult to try on bras, while Sarah is intrigued with the main character’s cigar habit and questions her judgment for smoking them inside her house. Nobody knows who’s l...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 11
March 26, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThe one month anniversary of the couples has Sarah and Mary feeling all of the feels. Sarah is concerned that if Clara doesn’t hear an “I love you” or experience full penetration, she might not make it to decision day (or next weekend for that matter). Mary is officially over Haley pretending to put in effort but is thankful that Jacob was at least able to enjoy a nice steak. Sarah and Mary were impressed with how smoothly Champagne Vinny was able to surprise Briana with a boat ride and that...
Paddle Bored to Death (Lifetime Movie)
March 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBThis week’s Lifetime movie — the accurately titled, “Deep Blue Nightmare” — has Sarah and Mary questioning if Lifetime really knows much about the ocean, maritime safety, or life in general. Guys, it really was a nightmare. Mary’s convinced they sourced the shark from a Chuck E. Cheese robot graveyard, and she will never accept that anyone would choose to kayak in open seas - especially for hours at a time. Sarah is jazzed with Michael Madsen’s appearance, but is puzzled as to why he’s const...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 10
March 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBEveryone is jazzed to see Dr. Viviana has surfaced in this week’s episode, however, Sarah’s less than thrilled with the lackadaisical guidance she offers Paige in dealing with the King of the Bad Eggs, Chris. Mary’s annoyed with Virginia’s need for password transparency and also with Haley and Jacob for giving themselves gold stars for platonically sharing a bed. Sarah and Mary wonder if Clara will ever triumph over penetration frustration and if they should maybe form a search party for Dr....
Deadly Wiping Game (Lifetime Movie)
March 16, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThis week’s recap of Lifetime’s “Deadly Dating Game” had Sarah and Mary gasping for breath from laughing, while sifting through the wayward plot-lines. Sarah is certain that falling down one step would not lead to death - and wants to know how someone gets shoved to the ground by absolutely nobody. Mary accidentally tries her hand at “baby talk” — and even gives her all for a wildly mediocre Madonna impersonation. The ladies agree that stalkers might not be all that bad when it comes down to...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 9
March 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBWeek nine has some familiar feels as Chris still sucks big time and Vinny’s zero-to-one-hundred temper rears its head, again. Sarah notes that Virginia’s lost a bit of her easy-breezy sparkle, but affirms they’re kindred spirits when it comes to mimosas. Mary discovers her love for Clara, but acknowledges it probably has more to do with donuts and gas station palates than anything else. Sarah and Mary are done making excuses for Paige’s inability to walk away from one of the BIGGEST d-bags o...
SpongeBath NoPants (Lifetime Movie)
March 09, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBThis week’s recap of Lifetime’s “Dangerous Medicine” is a doozy. Mary has a hard time believing an 18-year-old guy would have any gripe at all about getting a massage and sponge bath from a hot nurse. Sarah introduces Mary to another phrase for “pitching a tent” that makes her blush. Mary also has a beef with Daphne’s insistence on conveniently baring her midriff. Sarah and Mary agree they’d be in big trouble if their lives depended on knowing the whereabouts of gas line hookups or utility p...
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 8
March 05, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBWeek eight has the couples attempting to live as man and wife…whether they like it or not. Sarah is impressed with the candor of friends and family sharing direct and honest feedback since the experts seem to be anywhere other than available to the couples for advice or guidance. Mary worries that Erik is taking on a “daddy” role which truly makes her sick to her stomach, Daddy. Sarah and Mary concur that Ryan needs to stick it in Clara before she turns her attention to literally ANYONE on h...