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Apocalypse Video

211 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★ - 8 ratings

In the not too distant future, a ragtag group of movie fans awaken from a nuclear nightmare, only to discover that the world they once knew has become a barren, movie-less wasteland. Broadcasting from the last surviving video store on the planet, listen to host David Snider and his cinephile friends as they take it upon themselves to educate the inhabitants of this post-apocalyptic hellscape and bring the lost art of cinema back to the Wasteland. Welcome…to Apocalypse Video!

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Halloween III: Season of the Witch

March 10, 2023 06:36 - 1 hour - 69 MB

“I do love a good joke…a joke on the children!” It’s time kiddies, put on your masks…grab a six pack and avoid your ex-wife…and be sure to watch out for misfires – it’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we put on our Silver Shamrock masks and prepare to have bugs come out of our mouths is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include one of the most inexplicable romantic relationships ever to be seen in...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - Night of the Archer

February 26, 2023 21:51 - 24 minutes - 23.3 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. O.C.P. NOW HAS MEAT FACTORIES 2. ROBO GETS BAMBOOZLED BY A GUY WITH A BOW AND ARROW 3. THE ARCHER’S IDENTITY IS REVEALED “SCOOBY DOO” STYLE DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Fistful of Datas

February 20, 2023 04:16 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Captain's Log: Stardate 46271.5 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast returns to the holodeck for some old west inspired recreational fun. I’ve been assured by the crew that there will be no perverted shenanigans from either Lt. Barclay or Commander Riker, and that the holodeck’s safety protocols are definitely working normally. I’m your Host and Captain, Dave, and joining me again are fellow Trekkies and wanted outlaws Mike and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this assignment include Alexander's...

Avatar: The Way of Water (Part 2)

February 10, 2023 02:43 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

What’s that knocking at the window? Why It’s Co-Dee sneaking back into the shop! He’s not done talking about Avatar 2, Eywa damn it, and someone is going to have to join him! Thankfully Ryan’s working and has little accountability for his time in the store. We’re your hosts, Co-Dee and Ryan and We See You fellow Spiders!  This episode is a celebration of all things Avatar: The Way of Water as Eywa, God, and JC (that’s James Cameron, of course) intended. No milquetoast takes about lack of cu...

Thunderball

February 05, 2023 00:21 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1965’s Thunderball Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike, Jackie & Nick “Immortan Hoof” Mission Objectives: Find out why there is a Death setting on the Spinal Equipment at the health spa. Engage Suspected Spectre Agent: Largo, but do so as a Frenemy. Conveniently place jetpack outside of Spectre mansion. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Fo...

Halloween II

January 27, 2023 04:55 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

“You don’t know what death is!” Were those gunshots or just firecrackers? Who knows? But I’ll tell you one thing, no one is safe while Dr. Loomis is out on the streets– I mean, Michael. No one is safe while Michael Myers is out on the streets. (...but really, Dr. Loomis. We gotta talk, buddy.) I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we burn this mother down is fellow horror fan and - gasp - my brother!: Nick “Immortan” Hoof. Topics of discussion in this episode include the Shining-e...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - No News Is Good News

January 23, 2023 04:42 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. K.R.U.D. REPORTS ON “PUPPY PERIL” 2. GERALDO RIVERA GETS ANIMATED 3. THE AW7 FLYS NOW DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE 6: RETURN TO SECTOR 2 TO ENFORC...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - The Hot Seat

January 14, 2023 14:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ROBODOG RETURNS 2. OFFICER LEWIS GETS CLINGY 3. ROBO LOSES HIS CHAIR, WHICH REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE 6: RETURN T...

Friday the 13th: Part VII - The New Blood

January 13, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

It’s that time again. Another Friday the 13th is among us. And as the great Chris Rock once said, “It’s about time they brought in some new blood…I just don’t want it comin' out of me!”. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we use our telekinetic powers to resurrect the man behind the mask our fellow cinephiles and writers rejected by every science fiction magazine in the country, Mike and Jackie. Listen as we discuss the super convoluted timeline of the Friday the 13th franchise; ...

Avatar: The Way of Water

January 10, 2023 04:46 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Finally, after years of searching and near death experiences, Cody has returned from the wasteland with the mother of all movies - Avatar: The Way of Water. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we give thanks to Eywa are fellow cinephiles Mike, Ryan, Nick, and special guest: Cody. Listen as we discuss the long road to the mythical Avatar sequel; we break down the slang on Pandora; and finally…we need to talk about Spider. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podca...

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

December 25, 2022 08:08 - 1 hour - 77.5 MB

Merry Christmas, everyone! I wish I could say that I’m delivering this message via a timed auto-post on the internet. But alas, with two minutes left to close on Christmas Day we suddenly received a listener request for a Christmas episode (apparently Willow wasn’t magical enough for the holiday season). Now, for anyone out there who isn’t aware of our store’s policy, we must fulfill any listener request if called in during store hours - Christmas or no. And with that in mind, I have only o...

Willow (1988)

December 24, 2022 03:13 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

If at first you don’t succeed, hope to God you gain a following on Home Video… And so is the story of Willow, a delightful fantasy adventure from George Lucas and Ron Howard that would garner a cult following that would endure decades past the original film’s release and eventually get its own sequel TV series on Disney Plus. Surely a big budget show with CW-esque characters and dialogue will catch on as much, if not more, than the original - right? Right…? Anyway, enough about that failu...

Halloween (1978)

December 12, 2022 03:09 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MB

“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff…” Just when you thought it was safe to take down your jack-o-lantern…Shocktober lives on! Because two horror fans (and the occasional special guest) refuse to let evil die tonight. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we begin a year-long retrospective on everyone’s favorite Captain Kirk Mask-wearing serial killer, is fellow horror fan and former Smith’s Grove patient, Nick “Immortan” Hoof. Topics of discussion in this episode include the ap...

Niagara - Some Like It Hot

December 05, 2022 04:46 - 1 hour - 104 MB

On this very special episode of Apocalypse Video....it's a FILMVERSATION! That's right. Your favorite high-minded pretentious jerks Mike and Nick are ready to talk about serious "films” and how they're smarter than you because they made it through both Stalker AND Last Year in Marienbad. Join Mike, Nick, Dave, Ryan, and Jackie as we dive into the career of who was arguably the brightest star to ever shine in Hollywood....Marilyn Monroe! The gang bookends her career focusing on an early high...

Goldfinger

November 25, 2022 02:13 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1964’s Goldfinger Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Discover where Bond bought that tantalizing blue romper. Alert HR at MI6 to 007’s blatant sexual crimes in the field. Avoid detection from Goldfinger’s machine gun toting-Granny guard. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebo...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - The Man in the Iron Suit

November 12, 2022 22:36 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB…AGAIN 2. X-MEN DANGER ROOM-STYLE TRAINING COURSE FOR THE POLICE 3. GRANNY JOHNSON DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE 6: RETURN TO SE...

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

October 31, 2022 23:54 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

The Man of Your Dreams is Back! It is time. Halloween is here! And what better way to celebrate our favorite holiday than by welcoming back to the store everyone’s favorite child molest–err, I mean child killer, Freddy Krueger and his very first sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we ring in the spookiest day of the year are fellow horror hounds Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the dangers...

10 Cloverfield Lane

October 28, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MB

Outside is dangerous…inside is terrifying. With Halloween only days away, the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II is nearing its terrifying conclusion. But before we deal with that nightmare we must first escape another, as John Goodman keeps us locked away/safely hidden in his underground bunker near his home on…10 Cloverfield Lane. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow horror hounds and people you would not want to share an underground bunker with, Nick “Immortan ...

Psycho II

October 26, 2022 05:26 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the shower… The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II continues its bloody streak of terrifying madness with everyone’s favorite Mama’s boy, Norman Bates, in Psycho II. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we curse Ronald Reagan for those budget cuts to the country’s mental health programs are fellow horror hounds and recently cleared of murder charges by reasons of insanity Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics...

Final Destination 2

October 24, 2022 04:19 - 1 hour - 76.8 MB

You can’t cheat death twice… Secure your load. Buckle your seat belt. And whatever you do, watch out for the man with hooks! It’s Final Destination 2! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow horror hounds and people who always secure their load when traveling with a large collection of lumber, Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include Final Destination 2 inadvertently becoming the best highway safety PSA ever made; Ryan tells us abo...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Imaginary Friend

October 20, 2022 05:55 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Captain's Log: Stardate 45852.1 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has once again been dragged into the mad and the macabre of the Shocktober Spooktacular. I can only imagine what horrors await us in this season five episode. Nevertheless, I am confident that ship and crew will function well and take on whatever spooky obstacles may lay in our path with grace and dignity–Oh, God! What is that?! That little girl…she has red eyes…red - Devil eyes!!! God help us all!!! I’m your Host and Captain, ...

The Bride of Frankenstein

October 17, 2022 04:59 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

The Monster demands a mate! For the next terrifying installment in the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II we must go back in time, all the way to 1935. Universal Studios is now the king of monster films, and they are about to release a sequel that will not only stand the test of time nearly 100 years later, but will also inspire a young Mel Brooks to create one of the best comedies of his career. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we make some new friends and try our be...

Maniac Cop 2

October 10, 2022 04:28 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

You have the right to remain silent forever — Again!!! Back for more, eh Kiddies?! Well, we’ve got a spooky sequel that will chill you to the bone and make you terrified of getting pulled over by a cop (...I should say, MORE terrified than you already were) - it’s Maniac Cop 2! The film that Variety called “a thinking man’s exploitation film…”. I’m your undead host, Dave, and joining me as we twirl our nightsticks menacingly are fellow cinephiles and criminal offenders Mike, Ryan, Nick, a...

Ghoulies 2

October 01, 2022 09:25 - 1 hour - 68 MB

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom… Welcome back, kiddies. It’s October, and that can only mean one thing…the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular has risen from the grave to once again bring you the worst, most diabolical horror films you will ever see! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we bring you the first in a series of ghoulish sequels are fellow cinephiles and former carnies Mike and Nick (aka: Immortan Hoof). For our first terrifying entry in what we...

From Russia with Love

September 26, 2022 05:02 - 1 hour - 80 MB

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1963’s From Russia with Love Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Break down Q’s briefcase of gadgets and provide alternative means of gadgetry. Fashion a De-Hornifizer dart to manage 007’s urges. Hit the Applause button when 007 makes a sexual innuendo too racy for 1963. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follo...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - The Brotherhood

September 17, 2022 13:30 - 18 minutes - 17.7 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB 2. SCOOBY DOO ENDING 3. HATE IS UGLY DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE 6: RETURN TO SECTOR 2 TO ENFORCE THE ROBOPOD WITH: THE MAN I...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Clues

September 10, 2022 22:58 - 57 minutes - 53.4 MB

Captain’s Log: Stardate 44502.7 After three months of extended shore leave, the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has resumed its duties in the Final Frontier with Season 4’s Clues. And I am pleased to say that the store and crew appear to be well rested and ready for the voyage ahead. We anticipate no incidents in the upcoming episode, and can say with certainty that there are definitely no strange looking wormholes in our path… I’m your host and Captain, Dave, and joining me as we attempt to un...

Point Break (1991)

August 31, 2022 05:53 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Just when you thought it was safe to get back on your surfboards, Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest brings you one last wave before we say goodbye to the season: the 1991 Kathryn Bigelow classic of action machismo - Point Break. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Ex-Presidents Ryan, Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara. Listen as we discuss the prototype for what would become The Fast and the Furious (...minus cars); we raise an eyebrow at the surprising amount of but...

The Karate Kid (1984)

August 22, 2022 06:14 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

I hope you’ve been practicing your waxing skills, because things are about to get intense as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest enters its penultimate episode with The Karate Kid. I’m your host and sensei, Dave, and joining me again are fellow cinephiles and All Valley Karate Championship finalists Mike, Ryan, and Cody. Listen as we discuss the film that inspired a whole generation to sign up for Karate classes; we shut down the misguided fan theory that Daniel LaRusso is the true villain of The K...

Waterworld

August 15, 2022 04:42 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

We’ve seen some pretty amazing things so far in this year’s Summer Film Fest - ghosts; sweaty dancing; outdated Rodney King jokes - but nothing quite as spectacular as what our next explosive entry promises…water. Lots of water. I’m your Host and Deacon, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Smoker cousins Mike, Jackie, Cody, and special returning guest - Funderdome’s most talented Mermaid Stunt Performer - Lincoln. Listen as we discuss the most ambitious Mad Max ripoff ever made;...

Die Hard With a Vengeance

August 08, 2022 06:54 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Think Fast. Look Alive. Die Hard. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we celebrate “Summer in the City” are fellow cinephiles and people just trying to get over a baaad f@&king hangover, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Listen as we discuss Die Hard With a Vengeance, a film that comprised about 50% of the programming on FX in the early 2000s; we scratch our heads and try our best to solve that water jug riddle; and finally, hot takes abound as Die Hard 3 is taken to task, and only one of us on ...

Johnny Mnemonic

August 02, 2022 03:54 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Jack in. Double your memory capacity. And above all else…don’t lose your head! Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues with Johnny Mnemonic. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Pharmacom stockholders, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Listen as we discuss the cumbersome user interface of 2021’s Internet; we wonder if Johnny Mnemonic will be ironically embraced by Gen-Z; and finally, director Robert Longo makes one last attempt to redeem his cyber thriller by releasing his own ...

Ghost

July 25, 2022 06:03 - 1 hour - 92.3 MB

Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues as the Swayzeasaurus Rex returns to the Funderdome for more shirtless action. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we remain crazy for Swayze as he flaunts his rock hard abs all over the afterlife are fellow cinephiles and fortune tellers Mike, Jackie, and special guest returning for her Swayze fix: Kara. Listen as we discuss Ghost, the romantic drama that beat the likes of John McClane and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the box office; we’ll als...

Weird Science

July 18, 2022 04:19 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

Boot up the computer and bust out the Playboy’s, because we’ve got some data to upload into the latest installment of the second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest…and between you and me – it’s a little weird. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we discuss John Hughes’s pervy follow up to The Breakfast Club are fellow cinephiles and now middle aged perverts, Mike and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Listen as we discuss John Hughes’s Weird Science, a film Gene Siskel called “a vulgar, mindless...

Splash

July 11, 2022 03:59 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MB

The podcast which you are about to hear is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of three youths, in particular Cody Eastlick and his mermaid stunt show performer/mistress, Lincoln. It is all the more tragic that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and the macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer podcast recording became a nightmare. The events of that d...

The Shadow

July 04, 2022 04:03 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

The second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest rolls on – but what kind of summer movie season would it be without the obligatory superhero film? I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we don our cloaks and strap on our dual pistol shoulder holsters are fellow cinephiles and agents of The Shadow: Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Cody. Listen as we discuss how The Shadow was one of the biggest box office bombs of the 90s (at least until Waterworld); we breakdown the Shadow’s face, which looks like the...

Speed

June 26, 2022 14:30 - 1 hour - 92.8 MB

The second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues as we board Jan de Bont’s 1994 action classic: Speed. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we get on the bus that couldn’t slow down are fellow cinephiles and retired bomb squad officers Mike and Ryan. Listen as we discuss “Die Hard On a Bus”, aka: the film that would play daily on the FX channel in the 2000s; we lament the loss of payphones as a way to demand ransom; and finally, we breakdown the most memorable moment of Speed, as G...

Dirty Dancing

June 20, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

Welcome, one and all, to the Second Annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest - Live from Funderdome. Unlike last year’s botched impromptu promotion, this time we’re pulling out ALL THE STOPS, bringing you the best (and worst) that Hollywood has to offer. Now…strap yourselves in, get your tissues ready, and prepare to sweat like it’s summer in the catskills – it’s the SWAYZEASAURUS REX in…Dirty Dancing! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we totally whiff the lift are fellow cinephiles and Swa...

Dr. No

June 12, 2022 03:13 - 1 hour - 94.8 MB

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Apocalypse Video Bond Cast has finally been given its first official mission. The Target: 1962’s Dr. No Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Talk about that goofy Three Blind Mice Song. Psychoanalyze Bond’s chilling attitude towards death and killing. Figure out just what the hell Dr. No was doing with those rockets. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You...

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

June 04, 2022 13:30 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

After doing three episodes of the RoboPod and having to constantly look over our shoulders to see what crime is going to be perpetrated on us next, we’ve decided to take a brief vacation from the dangerous streets of Old Detroit and take Saturday Morning Apocalypse to Gotham City, where nothing bad ever happens. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we slap on our utility belts are fellow cartoonophiles Nick (aka Immortan Hoof), Mike, and Ryan. Listen as we discuss Batman - Mask of the Ph...

Yes, Madam! (aka: In the Line of Duty 2 - The Super Cops)

May 27, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Parallel Reality movies are hard to come by in the Wasteland, so whenever a rip in space time occurs, or Cross Rift Parcel Service is running deliveries in your area, it behooves one to make sure that they jump on the chance to watch any cinema from a non-post apocalyptic timeline. Unfortunately, for yours truly, I missed out on the multiverse comedy/drama Everything, Everywhere, All at Once that everyone seems to be raving about. Thankfully, I do manage the biggest (and only surviving) vid...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - Project Deathspore

May 21, 2022 21:46 - 22 minutes - 21.2 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. WHAT ARE THE APPLICATIONS FOR AN ENERGY SUCKING DEATH PLANT? 2. ROBO GETS A COLD 3. PROTESTORS IN OLD DETROIT NEED CATCHIER PROTEST CHANTS DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FA...

Jason X

May 13, 2022 13:00 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MB

Happy Friday the 13th, everybody! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but for once I’m not the one who’s forcing the staff to watch a Jason flick. It appears that my co-host and favorite Shift Lead, Mike, has finally embraced the spirit of the holiday and taken it upon himself to force us into an obligatory screening of a Friday the 13th film. And not just any Friday the 13th – this time, Jason isn’t in three dimensions…he’s in SPAAAAACE!!! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we sharpen our...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Captain's Holiday

May 06, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 56 MB

Captain’s Log Stardate: 43745.2 With the unpleasant encounter with the Borg behind us, the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast takes a much needed vacation with Season 3’s Captain’s Holiday. I must admit, I am very interested in discovering the origins of the mysterious Risian Horga’hn – better known on our program as the Risian DTF statue. Here’s hoping we get some light adventure, a few pervy moments with Commander Riker, and some sexy escapades with everyone’s favorite bald captain… I’m your hos...

Kindergarten Cop

April 27, 2022 11:30 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

As manager of Apocalypse Video, I’ve had to deal with many things; roaming mutant hordes, nuclear fallout, occasional attacks by ptera-people - but never have I dealt with anything as fiendish and insulting as what I am presented with this week. And from my own employees nonetheless. Despite everything I’ve done for them – a short eighteen hour work day, free mildly radiated popcorn, and a generous eight hours of PTO a year -- my staff is questioning my competency as a manager by having an ...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - Scrambler

April 17, 2022 13:30 - 30 minutes - 28.6 MB

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ROBO AND LEWIS GO ON A DATE 2. ROBO’S CREEPY SKIN MASK AND CHIN-GUARD 3. ROBO INADVERTENTLY CREATES PASSWORD PROTECTION DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE...

When Harry Met Sally

April 11, 2022 12:30 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Valentine’s Day may have been a couple of months ago, but I for one will not rest until I can watch romantic comedies again with my former human friend - now all powerful, all knowing A.I. - Chad. Surely there must be a film out there that will activate Chad’s newly installed emotion chip! Something funny…something late 80s…something…Rob Reinery… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and hopeless romantics Ryan, Mike, and Jackie. Listen as we discuss the magical de-agin...

RoboCop: The Animated Series - Crime Wave

April 03, 2022 03:58 - 43 minutes - 40.4 MB

COMMAND-COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CRIME IN PROGRESS…WILLFUL AVOIDANCE OF CARTOON DISCUSSION ON CARTOON THEMED SPINOFF WILL ISSUE APOCALYPSE VIDEO HOST “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER “IMMORTAN HOOF” A FINE AND FORCE THEM TO RECTIFY PROBLEM WITH A 12 EPISODE SERIES CALLED: ROBOPOD SUGGESTED TOPIC DISCUSSIONS: 1. NO NONSENSE POLICE CHIEF 2. GUNS SWAPPED IN FAVOR OF KID FRIENDLY LASERS 3. 80S STYLE –WINK TO CAMERA– ENDING DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, R...

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Q Who?

March 25, 2022 13:30 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MB

Captain’s Log, Stardate: 42761.3 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has returned to Season 2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation, only to find itself again at the whims of the omnipotent trickster: Q, who has hurled us thousands of light years into unknown space. What will we find in this vast, unexplored area of the galaxy? Benevolent creatures who just want to say hello? Or will we find a species of robot zombies that will later be used as the basis for a terrible, ultra-violent sequel series i...

The Indian in the Cupboard

March 14, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

A word of advice for anyone practicing dark magic out there…it’s tougher than it looks. Now, I’ll be the first to admit, I may have been hasty in my decision to use the powers of darkness in an attempt to bring Chad back to life – but given that it resulted in us watching an old childhood favorite this week, I can’t complain too much. Aside from the hole in the roof caused by the freak lightning storm, I’d say everything turned out alright! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we decide t...

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