Apocalypse Video
210 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★ - 8 ratingsIn the not too distant future, a ragtag group of movie fans awaken from a nuclear nightmare, only to discover that the world they once knew has become a barren, movie-less wasteland. Broadcasting from the last surviving video store on the planet, listen to host David Snider and his cinephile friends as they take it upon themselves to educate the inhabitants of this post-apocalyptic hellscape and bring the lost art of cinema back to the Wasteland. Welcome…to Apocalypse Video!
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
April 22, 2024 00:47 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBBetween the time when the bombs fell…and the rise of the sons of Pteranodon, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Co-Dee, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Apocalypse Video upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high podcasting! I am your host and Chronicler, Dave, and joining me as we watch the film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a household name in the world of Cinema are fellow Cimmerians and thieve...
Predator (1987)
April 15, 2024 02:24 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBIt’s time to bust out the oil and start lathering those jacked pecs, because Apocalypse Video is headed to the jungle for a special tribute screening of Predator in honor of the late, great Carl Weathers. Just be sure to also cover yourself in mud, as well. You’ll thank us later. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we prepare for the ultimate hunt are fellow cinephiles and elite special forces commandos Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and special guests: Cody and The Fridge. Topics of discussion in...
Star Trek: The Original Series - Amok Time (1967)
April 08, 2024 06:03 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBCaptain’s Log, Stardate 3372.7. The Trek Cast remains trapped in the TOS era of Star Trek, and our next assignment is Season 2’s “Amok Time”. An episode filled with horny rage and awesome fight music. I have instructed my crew to behave themselves during the screening, and not to emulate the insubordinate behavior of Mr. Spock, lest they find themselves in the brig for illogical conduct. I’m your host and captain, Dave, and joining me again as we travel through the final frontier of the Ori...
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)
March 25, 2024 06:09 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBLet me just say this right now, folks: when someone tells you that hooking up smokestacks to your septic tank will result in a 95% reduction in airborne poo particles, they’re probably telling you a tall tale. Take us for example. We attach a pair of smokestacks, and before you know it we’re getting hit with lawsuits from people suffering acid burns and even death. But luckily, our old friend Immortan Hoof has provided us with a monster film that just so happens to tackle this very subject… ...
Battlestar Galactica: Saga of a Star World Part 1 & 2 (1978)
March 11, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBThere are those who believe that podcasts here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of neckbeard film fans who may have been the forefathers of the movie review podcast. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now podcast to survive, somewhere beyond Apocalypse Video… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we begin yet another spin off pod series is my faithful companion and trusted advisor, “Nick” Immortan Hoof. Topics of discussion in this episode in...
Diamonds are Forever (1971)
February 27, 2024 05:57 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBApocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1971’s Diamonds are Forever Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike and Jackie Mission Objectives: Pay Sean Connery a King’s Ransom to return to the role of Bond Uncover the behind the scenes drama between Jill St. John and Lana Wood Infiltrate Blofeld’s fake moon landing set Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on F...
Congo (1995)
February 20, 2024 07:25 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBWe get a lot of whacky customers in Apocalypse Video. Everyone from ptera people to lizard people come into our store not understanding what a movie is, to which we are forced to educate them on the lost art form that was once Cinema. But every once in a while we encounter a customer that is simply unable to distinguish the line between reality and fiction. A person so convinced that what they are watching is real that they are willing to put their own life and the lives of others at risk. ...
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
February 12, 2024 07:20 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBThere’s nothing quite like the bright lights of the big city - specifically, New York City. As they say, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere! So you can imagine my disappointment when I found out the Deluxe New York Virtual Getaway package I picked up was actually for Staten Island, New York and not New York City. Thankfully, our Hilton Star Trek Simulator does allow for movies to be shown in a panoramic setting…and there’s one movie in our collection that just so happens to fe...
Star Trek: The Original Series - Space Seed (1967)
February 05, 2024 04:21 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBCaptain’s Log: Stardate 3141.9 After a freak accident thrust our Hilton Star Trek Experience Simulator into a temporal wake, we have found ourselves deposited in the TOS era of Star Trek. Our systems are damaged and our onboard C.H.A.D. computer tells me that it will take several months to fully restore the systems so that we may travel back to our own time - our own…Next Generation. Though we can leave the simulator at any time - and we are not technically trapped back in time - we find o...
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)
January 22, 2024 06:37 - 1 hour - 79.9 MB“Someone didn’t go to Yosemite…” The year is 1998. After twenty years and five sequels, the Halloween franchise needed a shot in the arm if it was to compete with the likes of Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. Enter returning Halloween veteran Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Williamson, and the scariest element of all – Harvey Weinstein – to show us all that blood truly is thicker than water. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me for this blood soaked family reunion are fellow horror fans...
Bicentennial Man (1999)
January 15, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBWell, we did it, folks. After four and a half years we’ve finally hit two hundred episodes. It’s been a wild ride and even though most of us have been killed, brought back, killed again, and forced to watch some pretty god awful movies, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we’ve had the time of our lives bringing the lost art of cinema back to the wasteland. And I know that you’re thinking - surely they’ve got an ace up their sleeve for the big 200! Well, you’d be right. After 1...
New Year's Eve (2011)
January 01, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBAnother new year is almost upon us, but unfortunately, unlike everyone else in the Wasteland, we’re not partying at the top of a decrepit old skyscraper or pounding mother’s milk at Citadel - no, we’re stuck in the store, slavishly devoted to our mission statement of spreading the lost art of cinema to the people of the world. But after this New Year’s Eve night and the film we’ve just watched, we may want to re-evaluate that mission statement...because we may have just witnessed the bottom ...
Love Actually (2003)
December 22, 2023 05:47 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBChristmas time is here! And that can only mean one thing: Apocalypse Video’s obligatory Christmas episode! And this time we’re not talking about some box office bomb involving Santa Claus, or a precocious young boy running two criminals through a maze of death in New York City -- no, this time we’re doing the ultimate romantic comedy. A film that’s synonymous with Christmas and features not only one love story but eight! I’m talking, of course, about the 2003 modern day classic, Love Actuall...
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
December 12, 2023 05:59 - 1 hour - 100 MBApocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1969’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike, Jackie & Nick “Immortan Hoof” Mission Objectives: Evaluate the new 007: George Lazenby (and ascertain whether or not his Butt-Chin can double as a deadly weapon) Book a room at Piz Gloria (aka: the United Nations of Babes) Shock the audience with a downer ending Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you ...
The Sugarland Express (1974)
December 04, 2023 03:05 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBAfter weeks of Suburban Commando’s, Lawnmower Men, and cartoon RoboCop’s, we here at Apocalypse Video thought it was high time we watched a quality movie from a quality director. Something with comedy, action, and romance; a true crowd pleaser. And what better director to choose than old Sammy Fableman himself: Steven Spielberg. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we break out of pre-release are fellow cinephiles Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include Spiel...
Suburban Commando (1991)
November 21, 2023 06:28 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBWith Shocktober behind us, I must admit that I’m a little relieved that our non-stop horror movie marathon has come to an end. Don’t get me wrong, I love Shocktober as much as the next guy, but thirty one straight days of nothing but horror films is bound to wear anyone down just a little bit. Thankfully, we here at Apocalypse Video happen to have a super computer named C.H.A.D. that can recommend fantastic films based on hyper advanced algorithms that will satisfy even the most jaded of mo...
RoboCop: The Animated Series - Menace of the Mind
November 13, 2023 04:52 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBCOMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ZIP CHIPS ARE RUINING OUR CHILDREN’S MINDS 2. ROBO TEAMS UP WITH THE ULTRA-POLICE FOR A NEW TOY LINE 3. CLARENCE BODDICKER RETURNS TO UP THE VIOLENCE LEVEL TO TV-Y7 DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND F...
RoboCop: The Animated Series - Into the Wilderness
November 06, 2023 04:22 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBCOMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ROBO BEATS CAPTAIN PLANET TO THE “SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT” CAMPAIGN 2. ROBO LOSES POWER YET AGAIN 3. ROBO-DOGS DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. DIRECTIVE 6: RETURN...
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
October 31, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBSix times the terror... Six times the fear... Six times the thrills... At long last, the origin of Michael’s Madness is finally revealed…via a producer's cut that was too stupid for public consumption. It’s Halloween 6: The Cursed Reshoot - err, I mean, The Curse of Michael Myers. I’m your host Dave, and joining me as we try to make sense of this goofy retcon is fellow horror fan and Cult of Thorn disciple, Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Topics of discussion in this episode include the baffl...
The Stepford Wives (1975)
October 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 80 MBWelcome kiddies to the final installment of the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Cyber Edition. For our last bout of cyber horror, we bring you the 1975 horror classic, The Stepford Wives. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we submit our applications to the Men’s Association are fellow horror fans and black eyed automatons Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Topics of discussion in this episode include the unholy hellspawn of Disney’s most deranged imagineer; we...
Strange Days (1995)
October 23, 2023 03:36 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBThe line between horror film and thriller is something that comes up a lot in film nerd circles. Is Silence of the Lambs a horror film or a thriller? Does a film have to include a big, scary guy with a knife chasing a naked woman through the woods to be considered Horror? Who’s to say? But one thing is certain, there is nothing as horrifying as Tom Sizemore’s wig in Kathryn Bigelow’s Strange Days. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we put on our squid’s and start reliving weekend roller...
Friday the 13th: Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
October 13, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBThis year’s Shocktober may focus on cyber horror, but nothing - not even Jobe “Lawnmower Man” himself - can stop a hockey masked slasher on his favorite day! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we snort some top dollar toot are fellow horror fans and people who never learned to swim, despite being thrown into the deep end of Crystal Lake, Mike and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the slowest boat trip from New Jersey to New York ever; we add some New York flavor to a...
Lily C.A.T. (1987)
October 10, 2023 04:18 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBWith Jobe busy back on Earth making sure everyone’s phone is ringing, the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Cyber Edition blasts off to space with the 1987 anime Lily C.A.T., a film that asks, what if Alien and The Thing were combined into one movie? And, the more important question, could it be done without Ridley Scott and John Carpenter sicking their lawyers? I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try to find the line between homage and rip off are fellow cinephiles and Time E...
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
October 02, 2023 05:51 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBPrepare yourselves, kiddies. The spooooky season has officially returned. And this time…we’re going digital. All month long Apocalypse Video celebrates the scariest pixelated horrors that the cyber realm has to offer - everything from Lawnmower men to vengeful cyber cats. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we follow the white rabbit into cyber hell are fellow cinephiles and former America Online members Mike, Cody, and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Topics of discussion in this episode inc...
Alucarda (1977)
September 30, 2023 05:50 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWith Shocktober mere days away, we decided what better way to get ready for the spooooky season than by watching the 1977 nunsploitation film Alucarda, a movie filled with fire, crazy goth girls, and demon orgies officiated by a guy in a giant goat mask. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we walk the dark path are fellow cinephiles and card carrying members of the Beelzebub Club, Mike and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Topics of discussion in this episode include the many differences betwe...
Knightriders (1981)
September 25, 2023 01:29 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBBehold! His excellence, Immortan Hoof, has graced our pitiful video store with his presence. And he comes bearing gifts; specifically, George A. Romero’s criminally underseen 1981 motorcycle jousting film, Knightriders. I am your humble video store manager, Dave, and joining me as we embark on a journey through anachronistic Ren-Faires and crazed motorcycle gangs are my fellow knights Ryan, Cody, and special guest: His Excellency, Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick). Topics of discussion in ye episo...
The Core (2003)
September 11, 2023 04:49 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBThis is David Snider, Mission Log: With our extensive four hour training course complete we are now ready to set sail into the unknown. It’s as if we’re diving…through the memories of the planet. But we are about to pass from memory…into madness. A madness caused by our insatiable need for 33% Grade-A Beef, aka: Taco Bell. Joined by my stalwart companions and movie buffs, Ryan, Mike, and explosives expert, Cody, our mission is to fix the problem at the core of our store’s septic tank and b...
You Only Live Twice
August 29, 2023 05:37 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBApocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1967’s You Only Live Twice Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave (cover name: Davis Schneider) Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Try not to cringe too hard when Bond is “Turned Japanese”. Ascertain the living accommodations of Blofeld’s cronies in his volcano lair. Uncover the pointed history of “The Bullet Bra”, as seen in You Only Twice. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get ...
Star Trek: First Contact
August 21, 2023 02:09 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBCaptain’s Log: Stardate 50893.5 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast is now nearing the end of this leg of its journey into the Final Frontier and what better way to close this loop than by watching the 1996 box office hit First Contact, a film which perfectly captured the poise and restraint of Capt. Jean Luc Picar—whoa, is that a borg?! Die you cyborg son of a bitch! Aggggrrhhhh! Ahem. Excuse me. As I was saying, Star Trek First Contact perfectly captures the elegance and diplomatic spirit of ...
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
August 15, 2023 05:24 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBIn a world where you constantly hear “we made it for the fans”, one film dared to buck the trend… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as I descend into a mad, macabre world of overgrown fungus and bizarre sexual undertones are fellow cinephiles and drug hallucinations Mike, Ryan, and Nick (aka Immortan Hoof). Listen as we discuss the film that brought Mario and Luigi to the big screen (for better or worse); we debate whether it’s pronounced Mar-io or Mah-rio; and finally, we break down the...
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
August 04, 2023 02:58 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB“I prayed that he would burn in Hell, but in my heart I knew that Hell would not have HIM!” Welcome back, Kiddies! It may be Summer, but someone has returned to spoil our vacation plans… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we watch the epitome of diminishing returns is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include Loomis going full Ahab; Michael claims another victim: the supply chain of Haddonfield; and finally, we add a new item to the Mc...
A League of Their Own (1992)
July 16, 2023 23:41 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBHello, wastelanders! And welcome to Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games: Extra Innings! I’m your host and team manager, Dave, and joining me as we batter up for the final final installment of The Summer Games are fellow cinephiles and ballplayers Janna, Kara, and Jackie. I, for one, am glad that this group of ladies stormed the Funderdome and forced a screening of Penny Marshall’s classic baseball film, A League of Their Own, lest the arena be burned to the ground. I to...
The Running Man
July 11, 2023 06:01 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBSomebody better call the Justice Department - Entertainment Division, because things are about to heat up as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest: Part III concludes with its most explosive installment yet! I’m your host and Lead Stalker, Dave, and joining me as we rev up our buzzsaws are fellow cinephiles and Dynamo fanboys Mike and Cody. Listen as we discuss how you should never punish Arnold Schwarzenegger by having him lift weights; we question the effectiveness of an Opera singing stalker who ...
Moneyball
July 05, 2023 00:01 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB“Nobody reinvents this game...” I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we boot up our computers and do some statistical analysis are fellow cinephiles and washed up ballplayers Ryan, Cody, Nick “Immortan Hoof”, and Special Guest, Andrew. Listen as we discuss Moneyball, the film that breaks down the game of Baseball with cold, hard, capitalist efficiency; we try to determine if Billy Beane’s philosophy changed the game for the better or worse (or at all); and finally, we w...
Shaolin Soccer
June 26, 2023 03:30 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB“I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.” I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we prepare to kick some grass are fellow cinephiles Ryan, Cody, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Listen as we discuss what could only be referred to as Dragon Ball Z on the soccer field; we’ll cover the differences between the original Chinese and International cuts; and finally, Cody will focus his chi and deliver an expert breakdown of this film as only a for...
Air Bud
June 20, 2023 04:51 - 1 hour - 70 MBYou’ll believe a Dog can fly… I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we let the dogs out are fellow cinephiles Ryan, Mike, and special guest and former All Star of the Milwaukee Mutos, Andrew. Listen as we discuss one of the most shockingly dour kid’s sports movies ever made; we try to keep up as the movie goes from Dog Playing Basketball to Courtroom Drama; and finally, we take a look at the Air Bud empire and its enduring legacy (which includes NFT’s for some reason). ...
The Sandlot
June 13, 2023 05:05 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB**DISCLAIMER: Apocalypse Video would like to point out that anyone can play baseball, including girls, and that sexually harassing young lifeguards is wrong - even if you later end up marrying them, buy a drugstore together, and have nine kids.** Now, with that out of the way, let’s PLAAAAAY BALLLLL!! I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we chew some Big Chief and ogle our local lifeguard are fellow cinephiles and Pool Honeys Ryan, Mike, and special guest, Kara. Listen ...
Rollerball (1975)
June 05, 2023 05:39 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBBefore we begin this episode’s written synopsis, I’d like to remind everyone reading that Corporations are Good and Individuality is Bad. Now, with that said, let’s sit back, take some drug Altoids, and enjoy America’s Favorite Death Sport - err, I mean, Past Time: Rollerball! I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to avoid getting dragged into the path of an oncoming steel ball are fellow cinephiles and Rollerball veterans Ryan and Nick (aka “Immortan Hoof”...
Little Giants
May 29, 2023 00:47 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBHot Dave's Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games continues. And this time we're hitting the gridiron as a bunch of smelly, disgusting kids face off for the right to play Pee-Wee Football for the great city of Urbania, OH in Little Giants! I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we watch a bunch of misfit children fart their way to the top are fellow cinephiles and Bloodbowl players Cody and Janna, aka “The Fridge”. Listen as we discuss the Little Giants’ delightful ...
White Men Can't Jump
May 22, 2023 02:10 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBSports…Mankind’s greatest endeavor. For centuries it has separated the boys from the Men, football players from their brain stems, and continues to this day to spark the fire of healthy competition in the hearts of its players. Apocalypse Video and Immortan Hoof Auto return to the Funderdome to bring you the third exciting chapter of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest…The Summer Games. I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we celebrate the opening film of Hot Dave’s Summer Film ...
Blade
May 15, 2023 05:15 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBCan you feel it, folks? Summer Movie season is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing – the return of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest!!! But after enduring weeks of bitterly freezing indie dramas in Stone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation, some of us at the store have forgotten what it feels like to feel the warm breeze of an explosion or the refreshingly cool splatter of a well executed blood squib. But never fear, dear listeners, your trusty video store manager Dave has...
RoboCop: The Animated Series - A Robot's Revenge
May 08, 2023 00:23 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBCOMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. RATIO OF EPISODE QUALITY TO FUNNY EPISODE TITLE IMPROVING 2. ROBO ADDS “MARTIAL ARTS” TO HIS PROGRAMMING 3. IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT O.C.P. BASICALLY RUNS THE COUNTRY AT THIS POINT DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE O...
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
May 01, 2023 05:40 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MB“We’re talking about evil on two legs…” Ok, Kiddies! It’s time to ditch those Silver Shamrock masks and pick up an all white William Shatner classic at your local hardware store, because Michael Myers is back! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we down a few beers and form a drunken posse to roam the night is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include Michael’s ever increasing zombie-like stature; we wonder if Loomis inadvertently creat...
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Attached
April 24, 2023 05:42 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBCaptain’s Log: Stardate 47304.2 With all of the recent talk of Star Trek: Picard’s series finale(?), we at the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast thought what better time than now to visit one of Season 7’s steamiest “Will They / Won’t They?” episodes of the Next Generation: Attached. An episode that features mind reading, innuendo, and no doubt ignited a firestorm of fanfiction across the galaxy… I’m your Host and Captain, Dave, and joining me again are fellow Trekkies Mike and Jackie. Topics of...
Clerks III
April 16, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBStone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation concludes with Kevin Smith’s return to the Quick Stop in Clerks III. I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we grapple with our complicated feelings about our childhood hero are fellow clerks Dave, Mike, and Special Guest, Cody. In this episode we’ll talk about our history with the View Askewniverse and everyone’s favorite indie darling, Kevin Smith; we’ll break down how each of us felt about that wild ending; and finally, we’ll disc...
RoboCop: The Animated Series - Rumble in Old Detroit
April 09, 2023 21:24 - 22 minutes - 21.2 MBCOMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. VERY LITTLE “RUMBLE” IN “RUMBLE IN OLD DETROIT” 2. ROBO IS NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE 3. WHEN SOMEONE IN A GANG CALLED “THE ASSASSINS” WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND - YOU ARE BEING DUPED DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PO...
Be Kind, Rewind
April 04, 2023 04:33 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBStone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation continues with Michel Gondry’s 2008 swed-fest, Be Kind, Rewind. I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we make sure not to magnetize our entire VHS collection are fellow film fans Dave and Michael! In this episode we’ll discuss our time at Hollywood Video during the great home media shift of the late 2000s; we’ll break down Michel Gondry’s varied career path from music videos to beloved classics like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless ...
The Watermelon Woman
March 27, 2023 09:17 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBStone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation continues with Cheryl Dunye’s 1996 comedy, The Watermelon Woman. I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we celebrate the best of 90s independent cinema are fellow film fans Dave, Jackie, and Michael! In this episode we’ll ask why The Watermelon Woman isn’t held in the same regard as it’s indie contemporaries like Clerks; we’ll also discuss the conservative morons of 1996 and their argument that the film is “porn”; and finally, we’ll ...
Walking and Talking
March 19, 2023 23:16 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBThe time of Dave has ended. Long live the Reign of Stone Cold Ryan! (at least until Summer rolls along…) That’s right, film fans! You may have thought Winter was over, but there’s a scrappy mutant creature named FunksyStony Todd who says otherwise! And if he crawls out of his hole and sees that Navy Seals is still checked out, then we’ve got 4 more weeks of Winter and a Film Fest Federation to organize, brother!!! I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we celebrate the best of 9...
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
March 10, 2023 06:36 - 1 hour - 69 MB“I do love a good joke…a joke on the children!” It’s time kiddies, put on your masks…grab a six pack and avoid your ex-wife…and be sure to watch out for misfires – it’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we put on our Silver Shamrock masks and prepare to have bugs come out of our mouths is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include one of the most inexplicable romantic relationships ever to be seen in...