81-Ian Drives Dave's Old Man Infiniti

Episode 81-And he's suddenly inspired to yell at the youths to get off of his lawn.

One night in the recent past, Dave volunteered to take Ian to a Craigslist transaction (read: his own murder). When he showed up, Ian was ordered into the driver's seat and we started recording.

Driving around Denver, a few things were confirmed: Ian will begin all new endeavors with a list of complaints, protein shakes are basically just farts in a can, and Dave already came up with the perfect metaphor for his car (it's Ricky Gervais). But we also learned a few new things: snow tires on dry pavement make it really hard to evaluate a new car, the turning radius of an Infiniti M45 is crazy good amazing, and bank fraud protections are sometimes a pain.