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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

149 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 35 ratings

I am a standup comedian who feels it's time to give back to the audience. So, I want to become your spiritual guru and life coach. What are my qualifications? I have a psych minor and was an altar boy during the last months of the Latin mass in the Catholic church. And if you follow my advice and end up in Hell you or your heirs will receive a full money back refund. You can't lose.

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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 65

December 20, 2021 22:23 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

Christmas is the worst time of year for some people. Here are some of issues facing my clients-- What should a person of faith do if they see a classified ad in the newspaper selling "The Skull of Christ?"  If your outdoor Christmas lights disappear is it OK to hate liberals?  How to respond to neighbors who mock your nativity display with naughty words spelled out in Christmas lights and what to do if blinking outdoor Christmas lights trigger flashbacks of being arrested for DUI's? People h...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 64

December 01, 2021 17:35 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MB

In this episode I make my case for a new annual holiday giving thanks to the Beatles, why the Singing Nun was filthy, my dorkiest moment ever, my happiest moment ever, emotional scars from pedal pushers and crewcuts, perception v. reality, Thanksgiving through the eyes of the Original Owners, why we need more holidays, and why we should all be more like Buddy Rogers. All in 18 minutes that might change your life. Or, not. Subscribe and THRIVE!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 63

November 18, 2021 18:55 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

Want practical ideas on how you can stop Global Warming? This episode is for you. What do Mennonite high school cheerleaders chant before a free throw attempt? If there is a God does He or She have a plan for your sex life, including wet dreams? Are humans born to be annoying? Are there benefits to growing up with a Boo Radley character on your block? Is an air purifier lousy if dust collects on its top? Should kids play in a fenced yard with a BEWARE OF DOG sign posted on it? And loads of u...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 62

October 29, 2021 22:10 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MB

How to correct an infuriating "Hit it Alice" misogynistic golf buddy, perception vs. reality in conservatives and Catholics, if you buy a Saint bone sliver are you protected from tornados, the worst thing I have ever heard someone do while singing Oh What a Beautiful Morning, why I had a dog for only a week when I was young and why I would clone our late Lexie as an adult and way too many sound effects all in 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 61

October 06, 2021 22:14 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MB

Is it ever wise to take advice from someone on the radio versus a burning bush? When should older people with bladder issues play golf? Could sitting in my grandma's lap at age 4 prompt me to get into radio and comedy and did 80's era radio air guitar competitions and midget toss contests ruin America? Can you churn butter in a washing machine? Is it immoral to self identify as female just to get an athletic scholarship? Are unisex bathrooms the answer? 17:30 gets it all done and it's free! ...

An Agnotic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 60

September 15, 2021 15:22 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MB

In episode 60 I respond to those critical of my suggestion we spend too much money on the last years of of life and euthanasia as a cost cutter. I tell the SHOCKING story of a DIY assisted suicide got haywire and why we need better methods and 3rd party involvement.  Also, I help someone whose best friend does not know his new girlfriend stars in zoophilia porn videos and what is the best way to handle it.  Life is tough.  You need a coach.  Here I am.  It's FREE!  Subscribe and THRIVE!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 59

August 30, 2021 18:16 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MB

Does your mind suddenly go off wandering on its own and leave your body sitting there for long periods?  Or is it just me?  Baby Boomers are hated even though we are the greatest generation ever!  I explain why.  When should you end your life?  As your life (and death) coach I offer a way to know when it's time to check out before the catheters and drooling.  Subscribe and THRIVE (until it's time not to)!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 58

August 07, 2021 19:48 - 19 minutes - 17.8 MB

Simon Biles, why would anyone leave the Beatles, White vs. Black pickup basketball game mores, how I nearly got into the NBA, cognitive dissonance and the Jewish doomsday sect that believed in Jesus, what not to do waiting in line for Heaven (if there is one) anti-vaccine Trumpers are idiots and so much more in Episode 58. Subscribe and thrive!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 57

July 21, 2021 17:07 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MB

This is the most stream of consciousness bizarre episode yet (my daughter brought home some edibles). Some of you complained I overuse sound effects so I used even more this time. A few also claimed I make up stories so I made some up to show what it would sound like if I did. Also, how use of cliches and global warming are related and why I don't fear UFOs but welcome alien life forms to Earth.  Disjointed, wacky, silly but easily worth 17 minutes of your time... probably. Survive and THRIV...

An Agnostic's Guide to heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 56

July 06, 2021 21:58 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB

In Episode 56 I overuse sound effects to bring to life (or ruin) the story of the worst classmate I ever had and how a good teacher made a big mistake that almost got me killed.  Is life complex with myriad, sometimes conflicting issues driving the way we turn out?  I think so and this story demonstrates that (or doesn't).  Should we strive to help others or take care of number 1?  How many cliches can I jam into 1 episode?  It's all in one snappy 18 minute package.  Subscribe and THRIVE!!!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 55

June 12, 2021 18:17 - 20 minutes - 18.4 MB

In this episode I answer those angered by my saying God (if there is one) CAN'T have a plan for everything, what I learned from bricking up the entrance to my high school's library as a senior prank, why the smartest thing you can say sometimes is "I don't know," how I messed people up with bad advice, the Donner and Dahmer Parties, bad names for kids, how your nursing home years will be effected by how much we spend on education today and why we need to worry about today's idiot kids, all i...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 54

May 29, 2021 19:20 - 22 minutes - 20.8 MB

One of you asked if God really has a plan for everything. I definitively answer that question- toes and ticks and Lyme disease are involved and I discuss why I learned to drive in a stolen car, the last time I was stoned, why I may need to wear Maharishi type robes instead of pants, how Covid vaccines given to India helps with global warming and why it's important to know pigs and rodents can breath through their butts. And all in one neat package. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 53

May 10, 2021 14:26 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MB

Today I apologize to the whiny Dutch, examine group stereotypes after golfing with a Japanese guy, help a client who wonders if getting a "special" massage once a year equals cheating on his wife, ponder the dangers of an overly "woke" culture, look at why Americans are genetically uptight and the French didn't want to start over here like other wretched refuse. Subscribe and THRIVE!   

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 52

April 24, 2021 17:20 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MB

Today I discuss what nationality is OK to use negative stereotypes to describe, the dumbest thing I ever did, why the first MLB baseball game I ever saw was my best ever, better remote control designs for old people, the best argument for getting the vaccine, as well as who shouldn't and why hospitals can kill you.  Friends, there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it starts with this episode.  Subscribe and thrive! 

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 51

April 01, 2021 21:11 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MB

In this episode I discuss how long you should wait before deciding someone sucks and how snap judgements can be so wrong, which I learned from the funniest moment of my radio career. Who is Udo Whonall? Did you know Adam had a wife before he married Eve? Have I ever seen the hand of God in the world? What I learned from a mouse turd in a wine glass, proper analogy construction and breathing from a scuba tank are also covered. And a first for me, I swear but the words are covered by plentiful...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 50

March 16, 2021 19:43 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MB

Circumcision? Why did Abraham make THAT covenant with God? I give advice to an online dater with 12 felony convictions. Is there an upside to the pandemic and is it a message from God? Someone asked if I would ever would run for office so I explain my winning presidential platform. Also, I do some Freudian dream analysis for a client plagued by a reoccurring nightmare. Much to learn and in only 16 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 49

March 05, 2021 18:44 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MB

Would getting the death penalty for lying on the internet be too harsh? Can we improve the death penalty so it's a better deterrent to future crime? What about minimum security prisons on the moon? I'll bet my worst dating experience ever is more bizarre than yours and how it's connected to the Jan. 6 taking of the Capitol. The Truth Monitor makes an appearance as do sound effects recreating a nun hitting me in the back of the head with a dictionary. It's 18 minutes that may change your life...

An Agnostic"s Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 48

February 19, 2021 19:04 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

I asked and you listeners told me what filled you with the spirit, joy and wonder and some of you are really creepy. I've got some serious life coaching work to do. Collecting Beanie Babies is a sickness. Also, why my Mom was furious with my Dad for treating his boys to the best day of their lives, as well as why I don't fish. And I help someone name their new novel. I can't write novels but I can name 'em.  Subscribe and THRIVE!   

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 47

February 07, 2021 23:20 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

In the previous episode I created the hypothetical Church of Dale, to make a point about religion. Some of you were angry and some want to become Dale-ians. Today, I respond to both groups and discuss my plans for Dale. Trump's 2nd impeachment is here.  I cover how to talk about it without alienating others as well as the proper use of the Hitler analogy. And why is Hitler the ultimate evil when others killed more people? Where does an agnostic find spirituality and wonder in the world?  I h...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 46

January 28, 2021 19:00 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MB

In episode 46 I help Trump supporters who feel unmoored in a strange new world.  My fearful patients worries range from Biden undoing Trump's policies to liberal scientists declaring there is no God.  Just in case that happens I've created a new religion that can co-exist with science and bring us world peace, too. Another client fears having kids in these troubled times.  I deal with that and give advice on parenting and how I, inadvertently, nurtured my daughter into having a nervous perso...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Time Bedore Episode 45

January 14, 2021 21:51 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

In this episode I help a woman who suspects she might be dating a gay guy, what I learned from seeing Kenny Rogers perform "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town," as a party song, some thoughts on the sacking of our Capitol and my They'll All Come True or Your MONEY BACK New Years (yes, a little late) predictions for 2021.  Subscribe and Thrive!  You have nothing to lose but 20 minutes.  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 45

January 14, 2021 21:51 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

In this episode I help a woman who suspects she might be dating a gay guy, what I learned from seeing Kenny Rogers perform "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town," as a party song, some thoughts on the sacking of our Capitol and my They'll All Come True or Your MONEY BACK New Years (yes, a little late) predictions for 2021.  Subscribe and Thrive!  You have nothing to lose but 20 minutes.  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 44

December 26, 2020 19:49 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MB

This episode is late.  But I have a brilliant solution for a client who doesn't want to offend his non-Christian neighbors with their 1/2 scale Nativity scene in the front yard.  I must admit, I really love my solution.  Sound effects.  Do I over use them?  I explain how my obsession with sound effects has made the world a safer place.  Shelter in place, hunker down and enjoy the holiday break with this better late than never episode that makes Christmas an inclusive celebration for everyone...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 43

December 07, 2020 22:26 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB

In this episode I help someone whose Covid safety bubble has been burst by a room mate whose got a new girlfriend.  Is it safe to let her in their outdoor jacuzzi?  Germ-a-phobes and airport restrooms-recipe for disaster?  In a tight economy do you not quit a job until you have a new one?  Whose the worst boss I've ever had? Why do people drive cars, alone, wearing a mask?  Can old people not feel it when they have large amounts on food on their face?  You have issues and questions-I can hel...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 42

November 25, 2020 20:49 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MB

In this episode I respond to angry conservatives who were mad I suggested they all move to Texas in the last episode.  Well, because I care I have more advice on how they should deal with the coming post-Trump world.  Is a marriage in trouble if your wife tries to kill you with her car.  Will a deadbolt stop a Lexus from barging through an apartment door?  Is there a way to know when your parents are too old to drive?  Your life coach is here and showing the way forward.  Subscribe and thrive!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 41

November 11, 2020 21:49 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

Conservatives are suffering and need help.  Your life coach is here with sincere advice on how to cope with the disappointment of the recent election.  A client wants to know if she should tell a friend her cheating husband is in a porn video and a young actress wants my advice on whether to do nude scenes in Hollywood.  Sex and politics.  A Hitler anecdote.  Golf addiction and growing up without a sister and ways for our country to heal... or not.  There's much to chew on and all in under 2...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 40

October 21, 2020 20:53 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MB

I've invented a digital device called The Truth Monitor.  It's an automatic non-partisan lie detector.  Want to hear how Trump would sound in a debate if my new invention were used?  I also have some ideas on how to safely do Halloween during Covid.  Is a sense of humor genetic?  I think so and prove it by telling a story about my Grandfather saying something so funny I shot a cherry tomato across the room.  Is full blown bickering good for a marriage?  Lots to chew on!  Subscribe and thrive...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 39

September 29, 2020 21:13 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

WARNING!  I went nuts with sound effects in this one.  I also help a client who had a fight with his wife, teach you how to use "irony" correctly, describe why my Dad was a hero for killing a cow and why we should ban consultants, as well as give the best advice ever on how to keep a job plus pinpoint why America has turned away from science.  And this life changing advice is all free!  Subscribe and thrive!!!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 38

September 16, 2020 20:32 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

A client has a plan to achieve herd immunity from Covid-19.  Can it be done and is it humane or legal?  Two great old movies, Hud and Dr. Strangelove, get mentioned in response.  Stereotypes?  Are they ever good?  I give some examples of good and bad ways to use stereotypes.  Ever been five years old and have starving, frantic deer eat corn out of your hand, then later that day been forced to sit between two Native American (or Indian) Lakota warriors dressed for battle for a vacation pictur...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore

September 16, 2020 20:32 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

A client has a plan to achieve herd immunity from Covid-19.  Can it be done and is it humane or legal?  Two great old movies, Hud and Dr. Strangelove, get mentioned in response.  Stereotypes?  Are they ever good?  I give some examples of good and bad ways to use stereotypes.  Ever been five years old and have starving, frantic deer eat corn out of your hand, then later that day been forced to sit between two Native American (or Indian) Lakota warriors dressed for battle for a vacation pictur...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 37

September 03, 2020 16:29 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

Can you trust what you hear on the radio or TV?  I tell you who to trust and who you can't.  Ever been on the radio live when a marching band stomped through a mine field of horse droppings?  I have.  Working in radio taught me a lot about what bizarre lies people will believe.  In this episode I recount the strangest thing I ever said and how many people showed up to see humans thrown over 100 yards by a catapult.  I faked a helicopter crash involving our traffic reporter on the air, one mo...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 36

August 18, 2020 17:43 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MB

The Covid pandemic has people acting crazy.  Too many people refuse to wear masks or socially distance.  Are they crazy?  Young and stupid?  Detached and selfish?  Republican?  In this episode I straighten them out, explaining the need for masks, etc., in ways even conservatives can understand. Home schooling?  Can you do it well and sell it to the kids?  Tattoos and a 16 year old daughter.  I life coach a client on this permanent ink issue.  My friends, we're going through bizzaro world tim...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 35

August 02, 2020 22:33 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

Has PC cancel culture gone too far or not far enough?  Should you boycott Trader Joe's for using the name Trader Jose on their Mexican food items?  Believe it or not, I fix the whole PC enchilada in this episode.  If it wasn't for cultural theft would we have pizza?  Did I make the world a better place by playing golf with 3 women over 70?  Creative play and kids during the time of Covid-I give parents great advice on keeping their young ones occupied, intellectually stimulated and out of th...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 34

July 21, 2020 17:58 - 19 minutes - 18 MB

In this episode we straighten out some life and death issues for listeners--you're a dedicated vegan with a mice infestation.  What do you do?  Can sensitive recording equipment hear a tomato scream when cut?  Also, the moment I knew I wanted to be an entertainer, how my mentoring program is going, how I almost killed two people as a delivery boy for a pharmacy and what I learned from that, and how I once convinced three young girls that owls knew our alphabet and how falling for that ruse l...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 33

July 05, 2020 18:13 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB

Did you know Catholics have a holy day to bless your throat so you won't swallow fish bones?  What's the difference between Limbo and Purgatory and why is Purgatory like hand sanitizer?  Are nuns not totally human?  Did I ever tell you about the time I put out 50 matches using only my mind and why it is the funniest experience I have ever had?  And let me apologize in advance for all the sound effects.  A better life is awaiting you.  Just subscribe and thrive!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 32

June 22, 2020 15:26 - 16 minutes - 15 MB

In this episode it sounds like I have the Covid but it's only asthma. A client needs help with buying a wedding ring and on behalf of #Metoo I propose spending no more on hers than his.  Years ago I gave a girlfriend a sewing machine for Christmas and what I learned from that was helpful in becoming a life coach.  Are old school Mormons onto something with polygamy?  Is taking the family camping the perfect summer vacation during a pandemic?  Subscribe and thrive!

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Episode 31

June 03, 2020 19:16 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

This episode is pre-riot.  In it I answer the doubters and explain why I was the Simon Family's pool boy and 14 year old boy toy to Carly.  I finally had a hole in one but it can't be official due to the pandemic.  We are all suffering.  I life coach someone who wants to become a standup comic, tell them what life is like on the road and discuss my worst comedy gig (a drag strip was involved). Did you know comedy clubs may be the most dangerous place to be if the comic is funny?  And what I ...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 31

June 03, 2020 19:16 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

This episode is pre-riot.  In it I answer the doubters and explain why I was the Simon Family's pool boy and 14 year old boy toy to Carly.  I finally had a hole in one but it can't be official due to the pandemic.  We are all suffering.  I life coach someone who wants to become a standup comic, tell them what life is like on the road and discuss my worst comedy gig (a drag strip was involved). Did you know comedy clubs may be the most dangerous place to be if the comic is funny?  And what I ...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Episode 30

May 18, 2020 18:07 - 13 minutes - 12 MB

As a spiritual guru and life coach I feel it's my duty to give a virtual commencement address to our nation's grads that is more realistic and honest than the typical, overly sunny "You can change the world," fare they always get.  Yet, I still manage to inspire.  It's a gift.  I have received emails from some of you certain that I have made things up in episode #29.  Well, you're wrong and I prove it by telling about the time I was the pool boy at the Simon Family estate and became the insp...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 30

May 18, 2020 18:07 - 13 minutes - 12 MB

As a spiritual guru and life coach I feel it's my duty to give a virtual commencement address to our nation's grads that is more realistic and honest than the typical, overly sunny "You can change the world," fare they always get.  Yet, I still manage to inspire.  It's a gift.  I have received emails from some of you certain that I have made things up in episode #29.  Well, you're wrong and I prove it by telling about the time I was the pool boy at the Simon Family estate and became the insp...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Time Bedore Episode 29

May 05, 2020 18:03 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MB

Thanks to conservatives we were caught with our Covid-19 pants down and is Ronald Reagan to blame?  Why do Americans find nudity shameful?  Is God naked?  Has anyone ever put up their own toll booth on a Federal highway?  Instead of strep throat can you have strep butt?  If so can God have a plan for everything?  Is another big government era coming?  You have questions and I have the answers.  Wash your hands often and then Subscribe and Thrive!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 29

May 05, 2020 18:03 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MB

Thanks to conservatives we were caught with our Covid-19 pants down and is Ronald Reagan to blame?  Why do Americans find nudity shameful?  Is God naked?  Has anyone ever put up their own toll booth on a Federal highway?  Instead of strep throat can you have strep butt?  If so can God have a plan for everything?  Is another big government era coming?  You have questions and I have the answers.  Wash your hands often and then Subscribe and Thrive!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Episode #29

May 05, 2020 18:03 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MB

Thanks to conservatives we were caught with our Covid-19 pants down and is Ronald Reagan to blame?  Why do Americans find nudity shameful?  Is God naked?  Has anyone ever put up their own toll booth on a Federal highway?  Instead of strep throat can you have strep butt?  If so can God have a plan for everything?  Is another big government era coming?  You have questions and I have the answers.  Wash your hands often and then Subscribe and Thrive!  

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Episode #28

April 23, 2020 19:53 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

The Covid-19 epidemic has a comedian friend of mine feeling life is not worth living.  I step in to help and show what he can do to feel good again.  No baseball this year?  In my imagination the Chicago Cubs played one inning of one game and became the 2020 World Champs. There's a pretty cool app that can record the audio from your brain so you get to hear the inside of my head.  How is the pandemic going to change America?  Government will be bigger.  I explain why in a way that makes sens...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 28

April 23, 2020 19:53 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

The Covid-19 epidemic has a comedian friend of mine feeling life is not worth living.  I step in to help and show what he can do to feel good again.  No baseball this year?  In my imagination the Chicago Cubs played one inning of one game and became the 2020 World Champs. There's a pretty cool app that can record the audio from your brain so you get to hear the inside of my head.  How is the pandemic going to change America?  Government will be bigger.  I explain why in a way that makes sens...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 27

April 09, 2020 20:58 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

If the Pope says you don't have to go to Church on Sunday because of Covid-19 why did we ever?  Isn't a commandment kind of permanent?  The 2nd amendment as it relates to bazookas is discussed.  A client has a dilemma over having to play a Trump owned golf course at a company event (if we ever get outside again).  I have a solution.  And I recall the email about the Animal Conspiracy that led me to being a Life Coach.  Oh, yes, I inadvertently discover why most sit-coms suck.  Subscribe and ...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven #27

April 09, 2020 20:58 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

If the Pope says you don't have to go to Church on Sunday because of Covid-19 why did we ever?  Isn't a commandment kind of permanent?  The 2nd amendment as it relates to bazookas  is discussed.  A client has a dilemma over having to play a Trump owned golf course at a company event (if we ever get outside again).  I have a solution.  And I recall the email about the Animal Conspiracy that led me to being a Life Coach.  Oh, yes, I inadvertently discover why most sit-coms suck.  Subscribe and...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 26

March 30, 2020 17:12 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

I will admit, this home quarantining is making me a little stir crazy. I am so desperate for human interaction... well, if you listen to this episode you'll hear how desperate I have gotten.  But chin up folks-we will beat Covid-19 and to inspire us I tell the story of a woman who beat up a moose and a guy who tried to rope a deer. Did you know a stud finder can be used for a DIY colonoscopy?  Imagine the cost savings.  I also believe cemeteries should be turned into golf courses.  Shelter i...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Episode #26

March 30, 2020 17:12 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

I will admit, this home quarantining is making me a little stir crazy. I am so desperate for human interaction... well, if you listen to this episode you'll hear how desperate I have gotten.  But chin up folks-we will beat Covid-19 and to inspire us I tell the story of a woman who beat up a moose and a guy who tried to rope a deer. Did you know a stud finder can be used for a DIY colonoscopy?  Imagine the cost savings.  I also believe cemeteries should be turned into golf courses.  Shelter i...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 25

March 20, 2020 21:13 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Is it time to panic?  Is Covid-19 the end?  Folks, this is why I became a life coach.  You people need me.  It's times like this that require a soothing voice to guide you past the rocky shoals of uncertainty.  But beyond that you can survive and thrive and even get rich from this pandemic.  I have the plan.  You just need to listen and then execute.  And for all of you excited that they found Noah's Ark... well, not so fast.  So subscribe and thrive!  Live long and prosper!  The only decisi...