An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
146 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 35 ratingsI am a standup comedian who feels it's time to give back to the audience. So, I want to become your spiritual guru and life coach. What are my qualifications? I have a psych minor and was an altar boy during the last months of the Latin mass in the Catholic church. And if you follow my advice and end up in Hell you or your heirs will receive a full money back refund. You can't lose.
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 112
April 01, 2024 20:42 - 14 minutes - 19.5 MBRight after Easter I got pleas for help from clients whose family members wanted to make their Easter dinners more and/or less religious imbued. This is why I am a Life Coach. And I think I have solved the problem for future get togethers on religious holidays. Also, in the Biblical epic The Greatest Story Ever Told why didn't John Wayne play Jesus? Could Jesus fly if He wanted to? I give the elevator pitch for Christianity. What are the best questions you have ever asked for help with...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 111
March 22, 2024 21:14 - 19 minutes - 26.6 MBIn this episode I discuss what Catholic nuns and OJ Simspon/Trump-type lawyers have in common as do Purgatory and the Baseball HOF, how to get into Heaven without having accepted Jesus as your personal savior, more on the perils of Artificial Intelligence ruining politics, help a 76 yr. old client update their resume for today's work environment and give kindergartners Life Coach advice via a cautionary fairy tale, as well as describe the worst experience I EVER HAD as a parent and how you c...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 110
February 29, 2024 21:50 - 17 minutes - 23.6 MBThis episode is either my most audacious or obnoxious effort yet. Perhaps both. YOU DECIDE! I respond to those who say I should quit "this charade," help a client not worry about Biden's age by explaining he is not actually driving the nation's bus and make an elaborate and calming Star Wars analogy as to which of that movie's characters Biden represents, and somehow Bill Clinton, interns, the Communications act of 1996, how FOX became a thing, unintended consequences that drove down our nat...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 109
February 13, 2024 21:50 - 17 minutes - 24.1 MBYou've heard of the Emergency Broadcast Sytem? The FCC has chosen my podcast to be part of the Emergency Podcast System and I am very pleased to help out. A client wants to sue after getting into an accident after reading one of those funny road signs some cities and states put up. I give advice. A mother wanted help getting their son's teacher to give him a better grade and I respond. A new client has a morality question about one of the most unique problems I've ever heard concerning pla...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 108
January 24, 2024 23:47 - 16 minutes - 22.8 MBDid you know the Boy Scout Motto is one of my life's guiding concepts but not the Boy Scout Oath? What does trying to save a drowning person and talking to a Trump Supporter have in common? An angry wife whose husband called her an "old bag" on vacation asks for some quick help to save that vacation. I have a solution. What does the Pony Express have to do with the phrase "old bag?" Is it ever good to return a hurtful comment with a hurtful comment? A listenr wonders why their doctor d...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 107
January 05, 2024 17:34 - 15 minutes - 21 MBWouldn't it be nice to know what the future holds? Well, now you can. In this episode I give my annual "They will all come true or your money back, totally guaranteed" predictions for 2024. Find out who will be President, the new changes in baseball, what new crypto currencies to avoid, the next steps in climate change, will Aaron Rodgers ever shut up, will there be a gay float in the Macy's Day Parade and many more bankable prognostications for the next twelve months. I know the future....
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 106
December 21, 2023 23:03 - 15 minutes - 21.2 MBIn episode 106 I respond to negative feedback about episode 105 and just let me say, to the Uber Left, if you're all about protecting the oppressed... protect me because now I am the oppressed... by you. Also, is religion 'a' or 'the' problem in the world? What is the true meaning of Christmas for Americans? I have audio of my then 6 year old daughter describing exactly what Christmas means and it's adorable. Can a whole ethnicity ever be said to be bad drivers and it not be racist? Doe...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 105
November 30, 2023 18:05 - 17 minutes - 23.5 MBA client has asked his Life Coach/Spiritual Guru (me) to answer the most most provocative question I've ever been asked-"Is today's Uber Left too liberal to be critical of Muslims?" In this episode I take the bait and skate out onto super thin ice to discuss the Left and Right, Muslims and Jews and Christians, Palestine and Israel, hot dogs vs. kabobs, Jesus vs. Muhammed, "The Blues Brothers" movie and the ACLU, the Immaculate Conception, kudzu vines, who owns the moon, maintaining your spo...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 104
November 14, 2023 23:07 - 17 minutes - 24.6 MBIn episode #104 I respond to ongoing blowback from younger generations who want me to just "Die Baby Boomer, die." If you hate disco is it because you're racist or homophobic? Or just have good taste? A new client has a dilemma over her daughter's unique name and that name being mocked by a former friend, I try to help by revisting the story of Udo Whonall. Should a woman who stole a man from another woman attend that man's funeral if the woman who had him first insists the home wrecker ...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 103
October 26, 2023 03:23 - 14 minutes - 20.4 MBIn episode 103 I answer continuing questions from you listeners about my recent memory failings and credibility as a Life Coach and Spiritual Guru. My memory is fine. Can you recall with certainty what you wore to your High School Prom? I can. My pants were the color of Trix breakfast cereal and I have pictures to prove it. Although, I am pretty sure I never opened for the Great Raspini. So, yes, some past memories of mine might be... unfounded. Some of you were offended by my blaming disco ...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 102
October 04, 2023 15:08 - 16 minutes - 22.4 MBA shocking new revelation about the past has led me to seriously question my own memory and thus abilities to be a Life Coach. I'm asking myself questions like-Who am I? Do I really exist? Did I really get an archery merit badge while tripping on mescaline? Did I ever open for a magician named The Great Raspini? Can we even marginally trust the jury system and eye witness accounts? And why being a music snob and disc jockey helped me see how disco and the current state of the Republican Part...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 101
September 10, 2023 18:53 - 16 minutes - 22.1 MBIn this episode I respond to conservatives who believe liberals want to give sex toys to kindergartners, warn them they are going to Hell (if it exists) because of this lie, the what you win/what you lose equation for Drag Queen Story Hour performers reading to kids in libraries, I help a woman whose husband treats her like a verbal punching bag by targeting her with jokes and how to stop it, discuss the traits of resilient people and offer a newsletter tip sheet for unresilient people havin...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 100
August 21, 2023 22:27 - 17 minutes - 23.8 MBIn episode 100 we find out how easy we humans are to manipulate and one techinique to watch out for in particular, I had two women in the same comedy show audience who each shot a moose and what we can learn from them about climate change, I help a Baby Boomer with memory issues, explain why Jewish comics have a built in advanatge and talk from the heart, opening up like I never have before, about some family history and how it led me to being your Life Coach and Spiritual Guru. And it's ov...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 99
July 25, 2023 17:11 - 17 minutes - 24.2 MBIn episode 99 I talk about some of my all-time favorite words, answer a devout Christian's challenge to Agnosticism and contention that America's divorce rate is high because we've turned our back on God, and warn her not to let her guard down because Satan (if he exists) is everywhere, discuss what it means if your marriage is blessed by God (if He exists), help a client whose comfort animal is a goldfish and needs to fly, advise a woman whose boyfriend is in love but she just likes the sex...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 98
July 09, 2023 22:27 - 18 minutes - 24.8 MBIn episode 98 I expose the world's greatest evil. His name is Jon Haney and I describe why. Why phone scams might mean the end of civilization. Is NPR a Debbie/Donald/They downer? Is it possible someone's name should disqualify them from being a pilot? Is Hell a dry or humid heat? What does the Bible have to say about that and how could it affect your lifestyle choices? Good intentions gone bad-I have scars. What's mreo important-- your intentions or results? Best punk band name ever? And wh...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 97
June 22, 2023 22:20 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MBThanks to you An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven was ranked one the top 15 agnostic podcasts by Feedspot.com. I don't know if they're saying that because it's true or because they want me to subscribe to their "service" to further expand the audience but it's kind of good news/or not. Today--when did I first know I was agnostic, I respond to a sharp listener who pointed out why a parable commencement speakers use is stupid, some listener feedback on composting human bodies, I take on the challeng...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 96
June 08, 2023 21:15 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBDid you know at night I fight crime wearing a Batman Halloween costume? It's just another way I am giving back. In episode 95 I gave a commencement address that some thought a tad pessimistic and I respond with ways our grads can change the world. Why am I agnostic? I explain. What would it take for me to believe in a God? What does it mean to be a man? I believe Artificial Intelligence will end the world. I make the argument to ban AI. AI has written symphonies but is really bad at jokes. I...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 95
May 19, 2023 01:34 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBIn this episode I hear it from 2nd amendment types on banning Lawn Darts and AR-15s, why some should stay out of the gene pool, could we de-evolve and lose our opposable thumbs, the downside if Trump is in prison, I've ruined someone's relationship with his sons and apologize, should parents be their kids friends, what do dandelions and Jesuits converting native people's have to do with each other, are there places in Hell better than the bowels AND I give the commencement address our gradua...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 94
April 26, 2023 23:00 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBIn episode 94 we discuss if any or all the Gods exist and what that means for your weekend. A client worries her kids are addicted to video games and I assure her they are in league with the DEVIL and what she should do about it. Every generation thinks the next generation is destroying the culture. Are we right this time? Why I think the Second Coming (if the God that promised it exists) would be a good thing. Or at least good television. If we could ban lawn darts why can't we ban AR-15's?...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 93
April 06, 2023 18:38 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBJust in time for Easter--He IS Risen or He HAS Risen? If we're banning books in schools should we start with THE HOLY BIBLE? I read parts of it that are Hitchcock/Tarantino/50 Shades of Grey territory so you can decide. Can vegetarians opt out of the Lamb of God portions of the liturgy? Should there be peanut butter and mint jelly sandwiches? Are nuns the most vicious women on Earth? I discuss a psych experiement I remember that proved they just might be. You have problems, I have solution...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 92
March 26, 2023 19:32 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBIn episode 92 I help a client who wants to identify as a Sapien instead of a huMAN, what we can learn about non-binary pronoun usage from Japanese people not being able to pronounce L's, why we need gender categories, what to do when your 8 year old sees a racist phrase on a school's bathroom wall, or what to think when a 3td grade teacher breast feeds her baby in class, and I try to help someone whose political ideology has warped their perception of Marjorie Taylor Greene and it's all over...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 91
March 09, 2023 22:49 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBIt's Lent. I help a client pick what to give up to honor the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross. Another client had a DNA test- he is NOT Lutheran but Jewish. I advise on how to proceed. Someone wonders why Jesus appears to be a blue-eyed European and not a Middle Eastern Jew in the paintings. I have a theory. The worst mother-in-law ever! We may have found her. I devise a survival strategy for a new client. And another emailer wants to know if they saw the hand of God or Karma at work and it ...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 90
February 20, 2023 21:34 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MBSome of you didn't listen closely enough to EP 89. I was NOT kidnapped by circus animals, as I wrote in my phony autobiography, Forest of Ennui. But thanks for your concern. One of you thinks I should give up on golf, I explain why I can't, we discuss why professional miniature golf was bad TV, why axe throwing in bars is fun but stay away from political arguments, a visit to the Bobblehead Museum in Milwaukee, I tell a lie but the Truth Monitor catches me, I counsel a Jewsih client worrie...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 89
February 06, 2023 21:43 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBIn this episode I explain why I don't want patients to have my phone number (I screwed up someone's life), dementia and adult education, if intercourse is making love is foreplay making like, advise some murder mystery podcasters with a serious moral dilemma, discuss is stealing ideas immoral or just show business and read an excerpt from my I-made-up-a-horrible-childhood-backstory-so-you'll-feel-sorry-for-me-and-buy-my-book phony memoir called Forest of Ennui. It only takes 19 minutes you w...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 88
January 24, 2023 20:24 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBEpisode 88 features my first use of a dirty word, what famous stripper Carol Doda taught me, how fireworks produced our nervous daughter, woke people (over)respond to my road-kill-pigeon-funeral analysis, is a flamethrower totin' guy dressed as The Joker shooting fireballs at cars nuts, the 2nd Amendment, Creeping Charlie, my wife and a friend were stoned in Chinatown, why are actresses nearly naked at the Oscars and my newest client is 23 and has two pregnant girlfriends. You won't find all...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 87
January 08, 2023 21:27 - 16 minutes - 14.7 MBIn this episode I make my annual you-can-take-them-to-the-bank New Year's predictions-Ukraine, Trump, McCarthy, bacon flavored marijuana, Covid, the Oscars... I know the future and now you can, too. We hear from a client who dosed her mother-in-law with THC Christmas cookies, from someone who, as a child, saw me play emaciated, angey Santa on TV and what happened to them (I still have nightmares), discuss if having a funeral for a roadkill pigeon is too woke and how a baking powder powered s...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 86
December 23, 2022 19:19 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MBJust in time for the holidays- I give the only true meaning of Christmas and/or holiday season, my best and worst Christmas memories including playing Santa, in costume, very badly on TV and freaking out kids and parents, why when you see the image of Santa I see a dead bat, why a truckload of abandoned potatoes was the best toy ever, playing army with sticks, how to handle a snippy mother-in-law and advise a client on serving THC edibles instead of martinis before a holiday feast, all in 19...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 85
December 13, 2022 20:45 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MBIn recent episodes I came up with non-cliche things to say at funerals which struck a nerve with some of you. Today, I strike back. Just in time for Xmas I am selling An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven-The Board Game. A client has naked neighbors in a hot tub and his wife wants him to build a fence. Should he? For the first time ever I recommend a divorce. Helicopter parents and what might not be a temporary tattoo on their daughter. A client fears eating the food at the holiday office party. Sic...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 84
November 27, 2022 21:01 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBIn ep. 84 I respond to your responses to ep. 83 because some people just can't shut up or be happy, again discuss what to say at funerals, advise a Lutheran client who just found out he's Jewish, discuss if we are our genetics or culture or just who we say we are, anaylze the story of the unluckiest guy in the world, opine on why aliens don't stop to give us advice, help with whether to say "Thank you for your service," describe how we honored my Dad's war injury and more, all in under 16 mi...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 83
November 07, 2022 16:21 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MBIn this episode I help the worst patient I've ever had to endure- a classic "Karen," explain why my lawyer doesn't want me to see patients in person, is ageism the hot new prejudice, wonder if 'with age comes wisdom' is true, did Native American elders screw the pooch when they let the Pilgrims ashore, help a patient determine if her new beau is a real moron or just an idiot and help someone avoid cliches like 'I'm sorry for your loss,' etc. at a funeral but still say something meaningful......
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 82
October 22, 2022 23:24 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBEpisode 82 deals with more proof God (if there is one) hates me, I help a client whose toddler poops the bed to protest a new baby being in the house, examine liberal vs. conservative thinking, determine if the stereotype of women being shoe-obsessed is fair, expose what the "Wizard of Oz" was really all about, discuss if the Polish are stupid or just absent minded, investigate the myth Mr. Rogers was a Navy Seal sniper and killed the guy who played Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver" in V...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 81
October 05, 2022 18:13 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBIn episode 81 I help a polyamorous client figure out how to bring two men to her Mom's house for Christmas, explain why we need to tax the hell out of the rich, predict why the Trumps end up in Moscow, determine if it's moral to root for a neighbor's death so you can get their kidney, devise an experiment to see if prayer helps pro athletes and explain how magic works while SC Judge Brett Kavanaugh makes an appearance plus so much more all in under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 80
September 10, 2022 16:37 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MBIf a man is marrying a man who dresses like a woman when do you tell your parents about everything that's under the wedding dress? What ruined America and how can we fix it? If you could take one person out of history who would it be? A client sees no reason to go on because he's not made a mark on the world. I offer a different perspective that has to do with Elvis dying on the toilet. Ever eat a sandwich that has a pound of bacon? Should you trust carpet cleaning ads on the radio? ...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 79
August 20, 2022 15:54 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBIn episode 79 I help a client whose inviting his devote Southern Baptist parents to a pagan wedding, another patient is shocked at seeing sex toys at Target and bent carrot TV commercials, a new patient doesn't want to have anything to do with taking care of the corpse of his abusive mother but I explain why they should, and has woke culture run amok, are all dealt with in under 20 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 78
July 27, 2022 22:22 - 17 minutes - 16 MBSome of you INSIST the Lord works in mysterious ways and has a plan for EVERYTHING! I think, NOT! Can you get your money back from a non-healing Faith Healer? Consumers are pissed about prices and packaging and corporate lies and I just might get involved in the fight. Also, why I turned down a chance to be a marriage counselor, do some yoga poses look like a mime who ran into a ghost, is he a sex fiend or normal guy... people have questions and I have answers. Subcribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 77
July 07, 2022 16:49 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBGuns, abortion, public Christian prayers at midfield after a football game, the Supreme Court and the failings of the Uber Left... this episode is filled with lighthearted fare just in time for summer vacation travel. It's fun for the whole family. Where is it polite to pee on a golf course? What to do when there's a man in the Ladies Room at Wal-Mart. People have problems, I have answers. All with too many SOUND EFFECTS! Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 76
June 15, 2022 16:51 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBAre you morally responsible if you slice a shot off a golf course and kill a jogger? My client needs help and I have the answers. I also help two sex deviants and a young comedian who worries all comedy is at someone's expense by analyzing two of my favorite all-time public domain jokes. Why do people hate Baby Boomers? I think I know. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 75
June 04, 2022 18:07 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBToday's episode is a lighthearted romp through mass shootings, the economic benefits of abortion and the Bible's position on it, Ronald Reagan's responsibility for all bad Republican politics, their 2nd amendment confusion, what movies shaped how conversatives see themselves, fantasy versus reality and more in one tidy little package. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 74
May 08, 2022 19:10 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBIs social media the Devil's tool? Are you sick if you post Wordle scores? Are the Kardashians poison? If a God spoke to us directly what would happen? Are humans devolving while animals evolve? What does spider sex sound like? Even if this podcast is a time waster it's all over in 18 minutes and you heard spiders having sex. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 73
April 17, 2022 18:18 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MBMy daughter broke her leg rock falling, proving I'll be a worried Dad, forever. I also help young clients whose sex positivity has led to sex negativity (can't say NO to a spanking/choker), invent a new app that fixes the problem, discuss if early humans would have evolved if women's sex drive was as strong as men, advise a couple on how to deal with carjacking, and help an omnivore whose partner is Meat is Murder vegan. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 72
April 01, 2022 17:26 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBIn #72 I go Will Smith on a conservative critic, take a mind reading challenge, Fernando Lamas appears again, help clients who want to place a nasty obituary about their mother, tell how a balata Titleist saved me from a bear attack, prove how tough liberals can be, fix the transgender athlete issue, suggest Job Hijabs as a company name for a client and overuse sound effects, all under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 71
March 17, 2022 17:16 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBWhy you stay in a mediocre marriage, the upside to losing body parts, bimbo bachelorette partiers at the State of the Union address, what do pine trees think of telephone poles, more Biblical board games, why some friend's great marriage became the worst ever, the best way for older couples to end life, and maybe I can read minds. All under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 70
February 24, 2022 22:01 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBMy patients are having dreams/nightmares of Nazi zombies, human babies with fish heads, being an Indian mystic named Kashi Kashi Bing Bing, being a whore and going to hell because Rev. Arango used one wrong word in their baptism, going to the crossroads but the Devil won't trade for their soul, and I do helpful analysis, and create Biblical Era versions of classic board games. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 69
February 11, 2022 21:22 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBWhere did all this partisanship come from? Why is no one happy? Have you ever seen a pig on a leash in an urban setting? What's ruining America's kids? What's the meaning of a dream where you get to drum for the Beatles but instead of drum sticks you brought Q-tips? Can you get kids at home to shut up and have fun too? You have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 68
February 03, 2022 22:04 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBIn this episode-who had the cooler super power-Moses or Obi Wan Konobi? If you want to believe your neighbors are jerks visit NextDoor.com. Can a man be in heat? Better to have smart or stupid criminals? Is world history safe in a Photoshop world? Nude selfies-good or bad idea? How soundly does my wife sleep? Benefits of a National Must Be Nude Day. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 67
January 23, 2022 19:15 - 19 minutes - 18 MBWhy are people so pissy with one another? Is it OK to laugh at an immigrant's 2nd language mistakes? Is all comedy immoral? Is the NextDoor app a sign of the coming apocalypse? Are PC/millenial attitudes ruining comedy? How can anyone wear a bad toupee? Were puns ever funny? 19 minutes of insight or weird bloviating awaits. SUBSCRIBE and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 66
January 05, 2022 20:44 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBAs well as being a life coach and spiritual guru I am also a prognosticator. The Middle East, Covid, Trump's plans, climate change, the Super Bowl winner, a new FOX show called Numb Nuts... here are my bankable predictions for the new year. Also, clients wonder if you can be vegan with a pig heart valve transplant, if God loved us wouldn't sharks be vegetarians and what bacon flavored vodka has to do with universal health care as well as concave little old man butts I saw at the gym. Subscr...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 65
December 20, 2021 22:23 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBChristmas is the worst time of year for some people. Here are some of issues facing my clients-- What should a person of faith do if they see a classified ad in the newspaper selling "The Skull of Christ?" If your outdoor Christmas lights disappear is it OK to hate liberals? How to respond to neighbors who mock your nativity display with naughty words spelled out in Christmas lights and what to do if blinking outdoor Christmas lights trigger flashbacks of being arrested for DUI's? People h...
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 64
December 01, 2021 17:35 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBIn this episode I make my case for a new annual holiday giving thanks to the Beatles, why the Singing Nun was filthy, my dorkiest moment ever, my happiest moment ever, emotional scars from pedal pushers and crewcuts, perception v. reality, Thanksgiving through the eyes of the Original Owners, why we need more holidays, and why we should all be more like Buddy Rogers. All in 18 minutes that might change your life. Or, not. Subscribe and THRIVE!
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 63
November 18, 2021 18:55 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBWant practical ideas on how you can stop Global Warming? This episode is for you. What do Mennonite high school cheerleaders chant before a free throw attempt? If there is a God does He or She have a plan for your sex life, including wet dreams? Are humans born to be annoying? Are there benefits to growing up with a Boo Radley character on your block? Is an air purifier lousy if dust collects on its top? Should kids play in a fenced yard with a BEWARE OF DOG sign posted on it? And loads of u...