AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
328 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -If you want biting, insightful (and funny) news/social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"!
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Episode 165: SNEAK PEEK FOR EPISODE #165! “This Podcast is Done ****ing Around”
March 15, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 3.92 MB VideoTHE GLOVES COME OFF THIS EPISODE.
Episode 164: “Oh, Chinada!”
March 13, 2022 00:00 - 30 minutes - 58.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *Justin Trudeau: Xi Xinping’s latest favorite Commie stepchild. *Duhhhh….Men sure are stupid, aren’t they mainstream media? Especially us white men! Duhhhhhhhhh! *What plastic water bottles and digital banking have in common. PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: we need a “We Are the World” again, calling out BLM hypocrites, and how many of Killary’s friends have to commit suicide before the world wakes up? Apparently, more than 56. *On “3 Pro Things”: another airline passenger r...
Episode 164: SNEAK PEEK #2 for Ep. #164, "Oh, Chinada!" (airs 3/13)
March 10, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 4.51 MB VideoThanks for listening! Spread the gospel!
Episode 164: SNEAK PEEK for Ep. #164, "Oh, Chinada!" (airs 3/13)
March 08, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 1.47 MBThanks for listening! Spread the gospel!
Episode 163: “The Science, They Are A-Changin’”
March 06, 2022 00:00 - 29 minutes - 57.1 MBTHIS WEEK: *The stupidest woman in Canada! And surprise, she’s a politician! *The “end game” reason Communist China is withholding computer chips for new combustible engine cars in America and around the world. *A look back as we’re approaching the 2-year anniversary of “two weeks to flatten the curve”, call it MY “State of the Union Address”. *Disneyland: “The Scrappiest Place on Earth”! PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: If I owned a gym or restaurant, Instagram, do your job, and Frank Th...
Episode 163: SECOND SNEAK PEEK FOR THIS SUNDAY!
March 04, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 4.56 MB VideoIt's coming on episode #163: "The Science, They Are A-Changin'"
Episode 163: SNEAK PEEK FOR EPISODE #163! The REAL "State of the Union Address"
March 01, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 4.26 MB VideoComing up this Sunday!
Episode 162: Lou Didn't Want to Call This Episode: “Build Crack Better” (but he did)
February 27, 2022 00:00 - 27 minutes - 52.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *The “leader” of the, “free world” wants to hand out crack pipes. Excuse it, ignore it, and spin it all you want, Amateur Nation. It’s wrong. *Here are three words you’d never think you’d hear together: “Ice”. “Fishing”. “Prostitutes”. Or as they’re nicknamed, “frostitutes”. Right here in my home state of Ohio! *Child abu—I mean, “children masked needlessly” in schools. PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: Hypocritical Rapper, “Commie-nem” kneels during the Superbowl, Neil Young co...
Episode 162: SNEAK PEEK FOR EPISODE #162: “Lou Didn’t Want to Call This Episode, ‘Build Crack Better’ (but he did)”
February 22, 2022 00:00 - 57 seconds - 3.26 MB VideoA 60-second preview of this week's episode!
Episode 161: “The Amateur Nation ‘Community’”
February 20, 2022 00:00 - 25 minutes - 48.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *GoFraudMe and it’s implications on how your money could be controlled under President Coloring Book’s regime. *The overused, flowery, vague, woke word, “community” and how it’s misused to get you to feel like unenlightened scum. *”This Week in Hypocrisy”: BLM embezzlement, Whoopi “Caryn” Goldberg’s hate and cultural appropriation sandwich, and GoFraudMe theft. PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: Following Neil Young’s money to big pharma, Amazon needs your 20 bucks, and wait, “Th...
Episode 161: SNEAK PEEK FOR EPISODE #161: "The Amateur Nation 'Community'"
February 19, 2022 00:00 - 59 seconds - 3.97 MB VideoA 60-second preview of this week's episode!
Episode 160: “Amateur Nation: The Hate-ist Generation”
February 13, 2022 00:00 - 24 minutes - 46.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *Minnie Mouse! A slut no more! *Packing your lunch for work? Don’t you dare say, “brown baggin’”, you racist SOB! *”This Week in Insulting Your Intelligence”! PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: Trusting “science v. “The Science”, eradicating the term, “people of color”, and Trevor Noah’s crusade against funny. *On “3 Pro Things”: one of the smartest TV series of all time, common sense regarding which doctors to listen to when it comes to medical facts, and the “Freedom Convoy”! ...
Episode 159: “Commies, Candy, Cars, and Condescension!”
February 06, 2022 00:00 - 28 minutes - 54.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *I'm banned from TikTok! Guess I'm doing something right. AGAIN. *Did I call it or did I call it? More control being thrust upon you via your car, all “in the name of safety”. Repeat after me: “It’s all for my own good.” *Thank Amateur Nation for finally putting an end to slutty candy! And add “M&Ms” to my list of boycotted products! *”This Week in Hypocrisy and Authoritarianism”. PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: Everyone who has or ever had Covid, sound off!, Neil Young and Co...
Episode 158: “Sluts, Sleep and Sick Sex!”
January 30, 2022 00:00 - 46 minutes - 89.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *As if sluts don’t get enough attention, now there’s a slut walk. In Los Angeles. Shocker. *As if the Ring doorbell, Alexa, your phone, Siri, Everlywell, 23 & Me, ancestry.com, Facebook, Instagram, Til Tok, Twitter, and the GPS in your car weren’t tracking you enough, here comes “Oura”. Bask in it’s needlessness… *”The ever-trustworthy, informative, and consistent CDC gives tips regarding how to have sex during Covid. And it doesn’t insult your intelligence at all! PLU...
Episode 157: “SEASON 4! “Go Green or GO PRO!”
January 23, 2022 00:00 - 39 minutes - 76.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *Good news, ladies! Morbid obesity is healthy! Cosmo said so! *Fart your way to financial freedom! *”The 6 Tiers of Amateur Nation” *The hoax that is the electric car industry. PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: Cooking tips, a fortune cookie goes Pro, the language police strikes again, Pfizer is the pot calling the kettle black and Sydney Poitier. *On “3 Pro Things”: Comedians Bob Saget and Steve Harvey, and NASCAR driver, Brandon Brown. Get podcast previews and other fun conte...
Episode 156: Episode #156: “Ohh, Say A-O-C!”
January 16, 2022 00:00 - 37 minutes - 72.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *A twofer story, once again, featuring, “Teachers Gone Wild!” *”Alexa: Murder my child.” Technology: It’s horrible. *AOC: the drunk girl at the bar who….actually, that’s it. Just that “drunk girl at the bar”. *A parody of the “Star Spangled Banner”, called, “Oh, Say, AOC!” PLUS: *On “A la Carte”: China: causing the virus, “saving you from the virus”, while making money from the virus, “The Star Spangled Banner Challenge”, and one simple to-the-point injection question ...
Episode 155: “Not All Amateurs Wear Masks”
January 09, 2022 00:00 - 29 minutes - 56.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *American “feel good” movies an endangered species—and why. *An amateur assaults a fellow airline passenger for not wearing a mask to show her tolerance. *Good news, amateurs! Kyrie Irving was only a health threat when the Nets weren’t shorthanded! *C***d knows the difference between home and away games! And when it has crossed the U.S. border! Like when you walk to your table with a mask on and then are seated. What say you know, Stephen A. Smith? PLUS: *For Amateur ...
Episode 155: "Oh, Say, AOC" (a parody by Lou Santini; with apologies to Francis Scott Key)
January 05, 2022 00:00 - 1 minute - 3.12 MB"Oh, Say, AOC" (a parody by Lou Santini; with apologies to Francis Scott Key) (To watch with corresponding video, go to: https://bit.ly/3qN4NqY) Oh, Say, AOC! We all know you’re not bright As a leader you’ve failed Should’ve stuck to bartending Hypocritical heart No sense of wrong or right O’er the Twitter we watch While you’re whining and scheming With your horse-toothed dead stare And pretending to care Wait, your boyfriend’s white Call us “racist” you dar...
Episode 154: “Amateur Nation: We Don’t ‘Appreciate You’”
January 02, 2022 00:00 - 40 minutes - 77 MBTHIS WEEK: *“Commiefornia: The Sheep State” *A has-been celebrity doesn’t know when to shut her yap again, and the MOM of a celebrity, wants compassion for fake hate crime hoax criminal, Jussie Smollett! What are you waiting for? START COMPASSION-ING! A celebrity’s Mom wants it! *Finally, a “safe space” in New York to shoot heroin without being judged! But you wear your mask and show your proof of vaccination, law-abiding, free-thinking, tax-paying, critical-thinking citizen! PLUS...
Episode 153: “Jussie, James, and (More) ‘Teachers Gone Wild!’”
December 26, 2021 00:00 - 30 minutes - 57.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *The political and social difference between Pros and amateurs. *“12 Reasons Why Jussie Smollett is One of the Biggest Hollywood Scumbags of All Time” *A twofer in another case of, “Teachers Gone Wild!” PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: 7 Steps LeCommie James Could Take to Fix His Career, a common phrase every misbehaving kid has heard, racism insults black students in Oregon, and countries leading the world’s ocean pollution! *“3 Pro Things”: an artful, beautiful, racing upset,...
Episode 152: “‘Baby, There’s Amateurs Outside’, The Censorship Episode”
December 19, 2021 00:00 - 41 minutes - 71 MBTHIS WEEK: *“The Simpsons” censored in China. Thanks, “Disney+”! Obvious, much? *I’m going to say a word and see if you’re offended: “ball”. You ok? *Words you shouldn't say in Canada because Amateur Nation has been complainin’, eh? Another, “Teacher Gone Wild”! PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: Barack Ocommie’s “rising ocean theories” holds no water, LeCommie James’ kegels, reproducing robots, and how to hold an autonomous car hostage. *“3 Pro Things”: a common sense tweet about the corre...
Episode 151: “The, ‘Can We Have One Episode w/o Mentioning LeBron?’ Episode”
December 12, 2021 00:00 - 28 minutes - 53.8 MBTHIS WEEK: *I’m censored by social media again— for reporting a news story. *Did the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict make you run to your safe space? Look to your jeans for comfort. You know, like a normal person. *”Liberal Privilege”—that actually IS a thing. *Picture a world of sport without LeCommie James in it. Better, isn’t it? *I’ve talked about people bringing squirrels and pigs on planes, even a miniature horse on a plane…now comes, “woman breastfeeds cat” on a plane. I hope the ...
Episode 150: “150th Episode! Sex, Drugs, and Crock ’n Bull”
December 05, 2021 00:00 - 32 minutes - 64 MBTHIS WEEK: *LeCommie James shows his fragile “LeKaren” side—yet again. *You think R. Kelly was bad? At least he peed on people in private! *Try this sentence on for size: ”This race normally NEVER does this!” I know! It’s not inclusive at all! It’s actually racist! Welcome to “woke” culture. *Free sex with a hooker if you get the vaccine? Totally medically ethical! PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: Rittenhouse, vaccines, pollution, illegals voting in America and the CDC. You can be sure i...
Episode 149: “Amateursplaining”
November 28, 2021 00:00 - 39 minutes - 75.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *More “Teachers Gone Wild”! *Pandering, intelligence-insulting tech advertising *A plus-sized model gets mad being photographed doing what got her there *”Fake news”? Try manufactured LIES and propaganda from MSM and the Rittenhouse trial. By the way, the trial for the “number two” in the world’s biggest child sex trafficking ring is happening too, but stay distracted America! *And I play, “It Doesn’t Bother You?” PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: “The FAFO Precedent”, AOC is...
Episode 148: “I Can’t with Amateur Nation Anymore”
November 21, 2021 00:00 - 21 minutes - 41.1 MBTHIS WEEK: *Just when you thought syrup, Dr. Seuss, and Math caused amateurs to bust a spring, “No one out hornies ‘The Hut’”! *DYK? The best way to promote diversity and to make everyone equal? Just take away freedom of choice! *From the people who brought you modern day slavery and concentrate camps, Shanghai Disneyland: “It’s the Crappiest Place on Earth!” PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: getting to Bill Gates, the dumbest, most intelligence-insulting cell phone marketing of all time,...
Episode 148: (BONUS MATERIAL!) "He's So Stupid and We Hate That" (Biden PARODY: "I'm So Pretty & He Like That"--Reyanna Maria/Kato)
November 16, 2021 00:00 - 1 minute - 2.62 MB"He's So Stupid and We Hate That" (Biden PARODY: "I'm So Pretty & He Like That"--Reyanna Maria/Kato) This is a parody of Reyanna Maria's/Kato's, "I'm So Pretty and He Like That". Let's Go, Brandon! To follow along with the lyrics, go to: https://youtu.be/_kT8nBvvPl8 (Be sure to "like", share, and SUBSCRIBE!) Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern! Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWq Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook...
Episode 147: “Are you ‘Amateursexual’”? (A TOP 10 EP!)
November 14, 2021 00:00 - 54 minutes - 105 MBTHIS WEEK: *Did you miss, “Asexual Awareness Week”? Me too! Because it’s stupid! *Clothing that purposely helps you to NOT get laid! *I analyze—I mean, mock, 48 different terms for sexuality! *I reveal my more efficient, easier term for “LGBTQIA+”! *NFL “Never Was”, Commie Kaepernick, needs more attention. PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: What happened to “free Tibet”?, LeCommie James, an FDA-approved drug by Pfizer causes cancer, and my proposal for ONE WEEK OF ONLY BUYING FROM SMALL A...
Episode 147: PARODY SONG! BONUS MATERIAL!
November 13, 2021 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.66 MBFrom Episode #126: "Amateur Nation is Anti-American" here's a parody song of the song, "My Dick", by Mickey Avalon's 2006 "classic". Apologies for my "rapping". By the way, Trump won. If you'd like to follow along to the lyrics: https://youtu.be/dIJjjZLd3q0 Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern! Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWq Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlz Facebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment GETTR:...
Episode 146: “SPECIAL: Teachers Gone WILD! American ‘Public’ Education Under Attack”
November 07, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBTHIS WEEK: This is a SPECIAL PRESENTATION of “Amateur Nation”, as my guest is Tanya Baldwin Foose, an educator and owner of “Grade Power Learning”; a franchised tutoring service and learning program that gets results for students of all ages, including adults. It seems like almost every week I’m reading of or covering a story about a mentally unstable teacher who bullies or threatens a child, abuses their power, or teaches Communism, CRT, or other propaganda to impressionable mi...
Episode 145: "AmateurX Nation"
October 31, 2021 00:00 - 32 minutes - 44.6 MBTHIS WEEK: *Teachers Gone Wild! Another teacher abuses and threatens students AND staff. All in the name of Covid safety. *Netflix: child porn disguised as art—good. Most popular comedian in the last decade exercises “Freedom of Speech” speaking common sense via standup comedy—bad. But they’ll take the money from both! *Highlights from the chapter, “Social Media + Me, Me, Me = Amateur” from my book! PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: technology continues sucking, two really bad Christmas gi...
BONUS MATERIAL! "Teachers Gone WILD!" Parody Commercial
October 26, 2021 00:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MBHere's a 60-second parody commercial of those "Girls Gone Wild" commercials on late night TV from years ago. To see the VIDEO that goes with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs Watch for a SPECIAL EPISODE called, "Teachers Gone Wild: American ‘Public’ Education Under Attack”, COMING SOON! To see MORE videos including, "My Prez" (a parody of the song, "My Dick") and, "We Want LA", (a parody of "I Love LA") and "30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius", click HERE: http...
Episode 144: “Let’s Go Brandon!”
October 24, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *Amateur Nation censors me again! More proof that I’m doing something right! The Cleveland Clinic wipes its a** with The Hippocratic Oath. *What do you think of when I say, “Legos”? Did you say, “stepping on one in your bare feet?” Wrong, amateur. The correct answer is, “sexual ideologies and identities”, doy. Don’t worry, there’s a whole institute making sure your kids have the fun sucked out of everything! *Parents: just have sex, crank out your kids and turn them over...
Episode 143: “Amateur Nation: You Chose…Poorly”
October 17, 2021 00:00 - 33 minutes - 45.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *Voting for President Coloring Book, wearing useless masks, getting untested vaccines, buying an electric car…amateurs, you choose poorly. *The CDC, the Center for DISEASE Control not only veers out of their lane, but crosses over the double yellow, jumps the median and drives into oncoming traffic. *“Parental burnout” in the US is highest in the world and I say the American public education system has something to do with that. The electric car push is just as big a scam...
Episode 142: “The Decline of Western Civilization: The Amateur Years”
October 10, 2021 00:00 - 41 minutes - 57.7 MBTHIS WEEK: *Lying, racist, victim, non-winning, false crime-reporting, NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace continues to fail his way up. *A list of words that make amateurs run for their safe spaces created by a college. A COLLEGE. You know, the place for new ideas and higher learning. *Don’t forget to celebrate whatever “special group” month it is! How? I dunno. Just do it. Like the communist-run, child slave company Nike says to. PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: making Coke happy, “actress” Reb...
Episode 141: “Amateur Nation: ‘It’s Not About Your Freedom’”
October 03, 2021 00:00 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MBTHIS WEEK: *President Coloring Book says, “It’s not about your freedom”. Except that it unequivocally, is, Your Royal Anus. *Common denominators in amateurs who complain about the Pros. Typical amateur statement: “If YOU would just ____________, then I can be happy.” *First NYC gives a grand a month to violent felons to NOT commit crime and now San Fran is slashing prices by more than 66%! All crimes must go! *Does your child have more common sense than Amateur Nation and you just c...
Episode 140: “Heil Biden!’”
September 26, 2021 00:00 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MBTHIS WEEK: *Yet another group, cries “oppression” and “victim”. And demands acceptance. And attention. And special treatment. Even though they already had the first thing, childishly want the second thing. And won’t be getting the third. *New rule: “No joking in sports”! It’s (pick one): Racist! Sexist! Hate speech! *Remember the man who exposed himself in the women’s locker room at the Wii Spa in Los Angeles? Remember the cries of “transphobia”? Yeah, turns out Pros were right abo...
Episode 139: “SPECIAL: (PART 3) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
September 19, 2021 00:00 - 45 minutes - 62 MB“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embassy in the Vietnam War (having been on the second to last chopper out), AND served in the Army for two tours in Afghanistan: Staff Sergea...
Episode 138: “SPECIAL: (PART 2) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
September 16, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MB“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embassy in the Vietnam War (having been on the second to last chopper out), AND served in the Army for two tours in Afghanistan: Staff Sergea...
Episode 137: “SPECIAL: (PART 1) U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran”
September 14, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 53.5 MB“SPECIAL: U.S. Marine, Sergeant Don Nicholas; Vietnam AND Afghanistan Veteran” This certainly isn't the funniest episode I’ve aired, but it’s probably the most important one. This is a moving, eye-opening, THREE-PART interview with a soft spoken, gentle man who is as tough as they come; who has served his country as a Marine Guard at the U.S. Embassy in the Vietnam War (having been on the second to last chopper out), AND served in the Army for two tours in Afghanistan: Staff Sergea...
Episode 136: “Amateur Nation: ‘Destroying Forward Worse’”
September 12, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 47 MBTHIS WEEK: *You might have child porn in your house and not even know it! *Dealing with self-centered amateurs who think you don’t have a heart because “you didn’t lose anyone to Covid”. *My brief conversation with a serviceman who served in Afghanistan and his common sense appraisal of President Coloring Book and his blame game logic. PLUS: *On “A La Carte”: Arby’s, vacc—I mean, the gene experiment, and the Amateur Nation theme song. *On “3 Pro Things”: a Netflix series, some b...
Episode 135: “Amateur Nation: ‘Go Along to Get Along’”
September 05, 2021 00:00 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *Commiefornia, you are done/unless you recall Newsom”… *I’ll give you $12,000 to NOT murder someone. Deal? It’s happening in NYC! *An unhinged “teacher” gets the much deserved axe after busting a spring and propagandizing to her class. *A “common sense and logic” approach when answering: “Why all this is happening, and, who’s is most likely to blame for the never-ending crises in America?” PLUS: *”Off Topic” is now called, “A La Carte”! And on “A La Carte”: it’s an “Ac...
Episode 134: “Screw Your Freedom!”
August 29, 2021 00:00 - 39 minutes - 54 MBTHIS WEEK: *20 reasons why I’ve cancelled and boycotted Arnold Schwarzencommie. *The Cleveland INDIANS could be doubling down on weakness, wokeness, and stupidity. *My 4 instances of personal censorship I’ve encountered in three months. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: comedians still doing Trump jokes, the common cold and flu go MIA, and advertisers who play the, “men sure are stupid!” angle. *On “3 Pro Things”: The NUGE, common sense about the plandemic, and how to deal with restaurants t...
Episode 133: “Amateur, Please.”
August 22, 2021 00:00 - 39 minutes - 53.9 MBTHIS WEEK: *Submitted for your debate: Olympic powerlifter, “Horrible Tubalard”, sorry, Laurel Hubbard, blows the Olympics on purpose for her his/her/they’s own selfish needs. *Obama throws a birthday party for 700 of his closest financial backers but you might have to wear a mask—again, but still get vaccinated—again, keep the mask on and shut down your business—again, just to play it safe until Gavin *Newsom gets those mail-in ballots sorted out. Yeah, it's a conspiracy theory. Am...
Episode 132: “Amateur Nation is NOT a Conspiracy Theory”
August 15, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 53.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *NEW “NO AMATEURS” tee shirts and keychains are here! Order yours on lousantini.com! *Life hack! Two real, doable, logical options if someone makes fun of you or displays discrimination against you—regardless of race, sexuality, or appearance. *I dissect Simone Biles’ quitting on herself, her team, and her country, and the amateurs who think it’s ok, rather, “she should be celebrated”. *More control goals over your health from “Holiday Inn Express” doctor, Bill Gates, and...
Episode 131: “Hey, Amateur Nation: F*** Your Feelings!”
August 08, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *The Cleveland Indians no longer call themselves the correct name, “The Cleveland Indians”. So no more “Cleveland Indians”. What do you think of that, “Cleveland Indians” fans? *10 alternate names for “The Cleveland Indians”. *“Absolutes” and why I love them. *Amateur nation’s life motto. *Team USA Basketball gets a wakeup call. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: “The Blair Witch Project” and how it relates to amateur nation, sending your DNA in the mail, and businesses that coddle...
Episode 130: “Amateur Nation: They’ll Tell You What’s Right For You!”
August 01, 2021 00:00 - 43 minutes - 59.4 MBTHIS WEEK: *So Cammie “The Hyena” Harris is now quoting the Bible to pressure you into taking the lab experiment? Fine. I counter with a few Bible quotes of my own. *Solid life lessons learned from “The Babylon Bee” and “The Office”. *Hate America so much, amateurs? Fine, we’re calling your bluff to get out. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: “professional” athletes who whine the most win the least, lazy writing in movies, and my recent viewing of “Air Force One” for the first time *On “3 Pr...
Episode 129: “ATTENTION: Amateurs NEED Attention!”
July 25, 2021 00:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBTHIS WEEK: *“High maintenance”. “Needy”. “Attention whore”. “Always in crisis”. These are the words used to describe quintessential amateur behavior. *The term, “sex positive” and why it’s stupid. *What degree of socializing are you comfortable with? One corporate office has a condescending, childish system so you know who’s face you can lick in the office and who’s you can’t! *The Commies are coming! The Commies are co—oh, wait, they’re already here. *From my book, “The Amateur Mis...
Episode 128: “An Open Letter to Amateur Nation”
July 18, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 51 MBTHIS WEEK: *Just like the title says, I read my “Open Letter to Amateur Nation”—you know who you are. *4 things I learned about Amateur Nation in America over the last 16 months. *How Amateur Nation showed their true colors when canceling “My Pillow” CEO, Mike Lindell. *A nobody pseudo celebrity announces his/her/they’s sexuality! What is the sexuality? Who is the pseudo-celebrity? And how will you get on with your life without knowing? PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: Why I left Commiefor...
Episode 127: “Being ‘Amateurist’ is a Good Thing!’”
July 11, 2021 00:00 - 44 minutes - 60.5 MBTHIS WEEK: *Penis found in a woman’s locker room. Still attached to a live male. And one female Pro wasn’t havin’ it. *Amateur Nation: I can’t with you anymore. Birds are racist now? *I get proactive and compile a list of SEXIST birds! *Amateur Amateur athlete, Gwen Berry, embarrasses herself and America. Gwen, I think I have just the man for you! Oh, wait, LeBron is married—to China. PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: Anna Paquin, Denny’s, vax crap, and why slang words were invented for medi...
Episode 126: “Amateur Nation is Anti-American”
July 04, 2021 00:00 - 36 minutes - 50.1 MBTHIS WEEK: *What is “sexy” to you? Doesn’t matter. Amateur Nation will tell you. *What “changing the narrative” really does. Here’s a hint: *The ungrateful, amateur, Hollywood Elite: constantly biting the American Capitalist hands that feed them. Add these amateurs to the “boycotted and canceled” list! *Men, are you getting in shape? Well, you’re oppressing Amateur Nation! Drop those dumbbells and pickup a donut to make the weak feel better! PLUS: *On “Off Topic”: how to use a gr...