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All I Do Is Fail

442 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

All I Do Is Fail is a podcast that likes to look at life's failures and celebrate them. AIDIF is hosted by comedians Tom Elwes and Ali Woods. They are joined by a different guest every week to discuss their life's failings. The flaw is yours!

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Episodes

How to stop wanting unavailable people and the worst places you have lived

September 30, 2022 18:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

In this weeks ep, the gang discusses how to stop wanting to date people who are unavailable.  The gang also reminisces about their school days and the strange teaching methods they were subjected to. Also In failmail we asked you where is the worst place you have ever lived. (also we hope you enjoy the new intro song!) Support the show

Is it right to expose cheating publicly online and the craziest gossip from your town

September 24, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.1 MB

In this episode, the gang discusses the  Adam Levine cheating scandal and the morals behind exposing cheating on a public forum.  Also in failmail we asked you what was the craziest town gossip from where you grew up  Support the show

What to do if everyone tells you to break up with your partner and what would you change if you were King/Queen

September 17, 2022 14:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MB

In this episode, the gang discusses the passing of the Queen and what to do if everyone (including your therapist) tells you to break up with your partner.  In failmail we asked you what you would change about the UK if you were King/Queen.  Support the show

What to do if you're still thinking about your ex and your worst boss

September 09, 2022 10:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MB

In this episode, the gang tackles the big question of "what to do if you're still thinking about your ex" In failmail we discuss listener's worst boss's  (This episode was recorded before the passing of the Queen, may she rest in peace)  Support the show

AIi Woods returns! and the wildest rumours at your school

September 04, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 48 MB

The gang is finally back together!  Ali Woods returns to the podcast to discuss listeners life dramas and in failmail we talk about the wildest rumors at your school.  Support the show

AIi Woods returns! and the wildest rumours at your school

September 04, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 48 MB

The gang is finally back together!  Ali Woods returns to the podcast to discuss listeners life dramas and in failmail we talk about the wildest rumors at your school.  Support the show

Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa

August 27, 2022 11:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

This week the gang is joined by internet sensation Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa from the hit show what I wore.  They come to the AIDIF studio to share some of their own life fails  Support the show

Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa

August 27, 2022 11:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

This week the gang is joined by internet sensation Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa from the hit show what I wore.  They come to the AIDIF studio to share some of their own life fails  Support the show

Live from the Edinburgh fringe

August 10, 2022 15:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MB

In this very special episode of AIDIF Ali and Tom give an update on Edinburgh and how its all going.  The show, the TikTok dinners, and the good times!  Support the show

The worst people you have ever dated and how to break up with someone

July 30, 2022 13:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

In this episode, the gang tackles the issue of breaking up with someone, who keeps convincing you to stay! In failmail, you sent us the stories of the worst people you have ever dated Support the show

Is messaging once a day enough and stupid things you have spent money on

July 22, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

In this ep, the gang tackles the question of how much you should be messaging/ being messaged when you start dating.  In failmail we asked you what the stupidest thing you have spent money on is.  Support the show

Should you leave in the morning after a one-night stand?

July 16, 2022 15:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MB

In this hot episode of AIDIF, the gang debate whether after a one-night stand you should leave in the morning?! In Failmail we discuss what fictional character or celeb listeners think should be the next Prime Minister Support the show

Should you leave in the morning after a one-night stand?

July 16, 2022 15:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MB

In this hot episode of AIDIF, the gang debate whether after a one-night stand you should leave in the morning?! In Failmail we discuss what fictional character or celeb listeners think should be the next Prime Minister Support the show

Is it ok to compare your new partner to your ex and reasons you have quit a job

July 08, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MB

In this episode, the gang discusses the best way to not compare your new partner to your ex.  In FailMail we asked the question "what's the craziest reason you have quit a job"  Also, Pheobe returns!  Support the show

The weirdest things that you find attractive

July 01, 2022 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

In this episode, the AIDIF guys discuss what to do if a friend starts to pull away.   In failmail we find out what the weirdest thing that turns on listeners is.  Support the show

The weirdest things that you find attractive

July 01, 2022 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

In this episode, the AIDIF guys discuss what to do if a friend starts to pull away.   In failmail we find out what the weirdest thing that turns on listeners is.  Support the show

What to do if your partner is insecure about money and your funniest travel stories

June 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

In this week's ep we discuss whether you should hire someone you fancy, even if they are in a relationship.  Also, we help out one listener whose partner is insecure about money. In failmail we deal with listener's funniest travel stories  Support the show

What to do if your partner is insecure about money and your funniest travel stories

June 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

In this week's ep we discuss whether you should hire someone you fancy, even if they are in a relationship.  Also, we help out one listener whose partner is insecure about money. In failmail we deal with listener's funniest travel stories  Support the show

What to do when everyone is in a relationship but you

June 18, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

In this episode, the aidif guys discuss what to do when everyone you know is in a relationship or getting married.  Also, Tom returns from Dubai!  Support the show

Matt Hutchinson and Your Funniest Medical Stories

June 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

Ali is joined this week by Dr. Matt Hutchinson, comedian, former guest and long-term listener! These two and Phoebe go through the week's big stories, plus Agony Uncle and FailMail, which this week is you funniest medical stories! Donate to our Patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod Support the show

Tatty Macleod & what podcast would you have sex to?

June 04, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

Tom is in Dubai, so Ali is joined today by the fabulous English/French comedian Tatty Macleod! Phoebe is back too, and the three discuss what podcast you would have sex to, the Royal Family, and the first instalment of our f***boi decoding centre! Donate to our patreon for an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/aidifpod Socials: @aidifpod Support the show

How to spot a F**K boy and your worst ever housemates

May 27, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MB

The AIDIF team discusses the best way to spot a f**k boi and the best way to date a housemate.  In FAILMAIL they discuss listeners worst ever housemates.  Support the show

If you get invited to a hen/stag, do you then have to invite them to yours? How to save musical theatre and the worst messages you have received on a dating app

May 20, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

The AIDIF team discusses whether you have to invite someone to your Hen/Stag if they invite you to theirs.  They also propose ways to save West End theatre. In Failmail they discuss the worst messages you have received on a dating app. Support the show

Is dating someone 20 years older ok? and the worst things you have done to a sibling

May 13, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

In this week's episode, the aidif team answers the question How old is too old?  In failmail, they discuss the worst things listeners have done/  they have had done to them by a sibling.  Support the show

How to handle the rising cost of living and times you've been in trouble with the police

May 06, 2022 16:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

In this episode, the guys discuss the rising cost of living, The Met Gala, and Dave Chappelle being attacked.  In failmail the boys discuss times listeners were in trouble with the police.  Support the show

How to balance a career and a side hustle and your most embarrassing social media posts

April 30, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

In this episode of AIDIF, the guys discuss how to balance a career and a side hustle and what to do if you run into someone you have slept with whilst on a date.  Also, Ali visits the youtube HQ.  In Failmail we talk about your most embarrassing social media posts.  Support the show

How to balance a career and a side hustle and your most embarrassing social media posts

April 30, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

In this episode of AIDIF, the guys discuss how to balance a career and a side hustle and what to do if you run into someone you have slept with whilst on a date.  Also, Ali visits the youtube HQ.  In Failmail we talk about your most embarrassing social media posts.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/aidifpod)

How to go to social events alone and your funniest job interview experiences

April 22, 2022 13:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

In this week's episode, the aidif guys discuss the best way to attend events and parties alone and Elon Musk buying Twitter.  In FailMail this week we asked for listeners' funniest job interview experiences.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/aidifpod)

How to go to social events alone and your funniest job interview experiences

April 22, 2022 13:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

In this week's episode, the aidif guys discuss the best way to attend events and parties alone and Elon Musk buying Twitter.  In FailMail this week we asked for listeners' funniest job interview experiences.  Support the show

Boris Gets Fined, Cat Cafes and your weirdest reasons for cancelling plans

April 16, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

In this episode, the aidif guys discuss going to a Cat Cafe and Boris getting a fine.  In failmail they are talking about listeners' strangest excuses for canceling plans Support the show

Love Languages & Your Weirdest Turn-On

April 09, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

After the live show last week (sorry about no video) the AIDIF Boys & Phoebe are back and asking the big questions, like why did Tom learn juggling for a year at school? and what is your love language? Also regular features Agony Uncle and FailMail are back, where we're hearing what unusual things you are attracted to! Support the show

AIDIF LIVE

April 02, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

A very special live episode of All I DO IS FAil  Thank you so much to everyone who came this episode was really special!  Support the show

AIDIF LIVE

April 02, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

A very special live episode of All I DO IS FAil  Thank you so much to everyone who came this episode was really special!  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/aidifpod)

Cost of Living Rises & Your Unpopular Opinions

March 25, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

Tom is in shorts as Spring has sprung, and Ali is lurking in the shade as always. The AIDIF boys go through the week's news including the rising cost of living, as well as regular sections Agony Uncle and FailMail which this week asks for your most unpopular opinions. Donate to our Patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod #costofliving #spring #podcasts SHOW MORE Support the show

Getting ghosted after 3 years and your pettiest moments

March 18, 2022 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

 The AIDIF guys discuss what happens when a listener gets ghosted after 3 years of dating.  In Failmail, they discuss the listener's pettiest moments.   Support the show

Getting ghosted after 3 years and your pettiest moments

March 18, 2022 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

 The AIDIF guys discuss what happens when a listener gets ghosted after 3 years of dating.  In Failmail, they discuss the listener's pettiest moments.   Support the show

Doors or wheels, Abramovich and things that give you "the ick"

March 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 49 MB

The AIDIF guys settle the more doors or wheels debate and discuss Abramovich being sanctioned and things that give listeners the ick.  Support the show

Tube Strikes, Abramovich Gone & Your Weirdest Teachers

March 04, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

Tom is FURIOUS about the tube strikes but calms down enough to record an episode featuring the latest on UK-British relations, and FailMail with your weirdest and funniest teachers. Support the show

Russia invades Ukraine, Your Weirdest Lockdown Habits

February 26, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MB

Awful news discussed by the AIDIF Boys. Please stay safe everyone in the Ukraine. Support the show

Tom Returns, Kanye West & Your Funniest Nicknames

February 18, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

Tom returns to AIDIF and the boys discuss Kanye West and your funniest Nicknames.  Support the show

Tom Returns, Kanye West & Your Funniest Nicknames

February 18, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

Tom returns to AIDIF and the boys discuss Kanye West and your funniest Nicknames.  Support the show

Nicole Harris & Your Celebrity Stories

February 11, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MB

Tom is still away trying on skinny jeans in River Island so Ali is joined by Nicole Harris to discuss their weeks, plus regular features Agony Uncle and FailMail where you tell us your celebrity fails! Donate to our Patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod #celebrity #celebs #nicoleharris Support the show

Davina Bentley & Adam Coumas, Things That Make You Angry

February 07, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

Tom is away so comedians Davina Bentley & Adam Coumas join Ali to catch up on the week and enjoy regular features Agony Uncle and FailMail! Donate to our patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod #petpeeves #angry #fail Support the show

Dry January Is Almost Over & Your Birthday Fails l All I Do Is Fail Podcast

January 28, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 46 MB

The AIDIF Boys catch up on a grim month of no booze and no carbs, plus Hypofail returns alongside regular features Agony Uncle and FailMail! Donate to our patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod #dryjanuary #diet #birthday SHOW MORE Support the show

Introducing Hypofail, Buff Challenge Continues and Your Cooking Fails

January 21, 2022 17:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

The AIDIF boys have a new segment for the first time in 187 years, plus your agony uncles and FailMail! Donate to our Patreon for more episodes: www.patreon.com/aidifpod #fail #cooking #podcast Support the show

The Tory secret party, Prince Andrew and your worst sporting fails

January 15, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MB

In this week's episode, the AIDIF guys discuss the secret party at number 10 and Prince Andrew potentially having to go to court.  In fail mail, the guys discuss the listener's worst sporting fails.  Support the show

Djokovic, Elizabeth Holmes, no new covid rules and your New Years resolutions

January 07, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

The AIDIF guys disscuss Djokovic, Elizabeth Holmes, no new covid rules and your New Years resolutions  Support the show

Djokovic, Elizabeth Holmes, no new covid rules and your New Years resolutions

January 07, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

The AIDIF guys disscuss Djokovic, Elizabeth Holmes, no new covid rules and your New Years resolutions  Support the show

Christmas special part 2

December 24, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

In the second part of the AIDIF Xmas special, the guys discuss listener's fails of the year!!! Support the show

Christmas special part1

December 17, 2021 16:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MB

In part one of the AIDIF Christmas special the boys talk through the biggest news stories of the week and then they take on a round-up of the year xmas quiz.  Support the show