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All I Do Is Fail

442 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

All I Do Is Fail is a podcast that likes to look at life's failures and celebrate them. AIDIF is hosted by comedians Tom Elwes and Ali Woods. They are joined by a different guest every week to discuss their life's failings. The flaw is yours!

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Episodes

A Festive Special

December 26, 2023 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

In the spirit of Christmas, we're thrilled to bring you something truly special!  Join us for a heartwarming catch-up with the gang as we reflect on the exciting happenings of the past six months and share some hilarious failmail's. We're feeling the love and missing each and every one of you. From our hearts to yours, Merry Christmas! 🎄 Support the show

The Final Episode (live)

July 29, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

Join the AIDIF gang one last time for the final live episode. In this live final special we say goodbye in the most aidif way possible.  Thank you all so much for your support over the years we love you and we couldn't of done it without you. Support the show

Your funniest school dramas

July 21, 2023 13:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

In the penultimate episode of AIDIF the lads discuss your funniest school dramas and Phoebe crushes another round of worst week.  Likes Tom's MSN messenger status from when he was a teenager "don't cry because its over, smile because it happened" We love you all and want to say a massive thank you to everyone who supported us.  One episode left and we would love to have you at the live show on Monday.  Tickets on the AIDIF insta account  Support the show

My boss is looking up peoples addresses on google street view

July 14, 2023 12:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

The gang are joined by the incredibly talented comedian Darran Griffiths for this classic episode of AIDIF The gang also help one listener out who's boss keeps looking up peoples addresses online to see how well they are living.  In failmail we asked what are the funny/weird things only your family does.  Support the show

I like my boss but he is 30 years older and married

July 07, 2023 11:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

In this episode we break some sad news too you all : ( We also help a listener who fancies her married boss who is 30 years older and in failmail we asked for you funniest nicknames.  Please come to the live show!  Support the show

The most illegal thing you have ever done and we announce a live show!

June 30, 2023 14:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

In this Gem of an episode of AIDIF the gang announce that we are doing a live show on the 24th of July!!! We also give relationship to one listener and asked you what was the most illegal thing you have ever done.  Support the show

What to do with flakey friends

June 23, 2023 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

In this packed episode of AIDIF we help one listener who wants help dealing with a friend who keeps cancelling plans.  In failmail we asked you what the stupidest argument you have ever had with a partner was. Phoebe also has a blinder of a worst week.  Support the show

I want to date an English man

June 16, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

In this episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener who wants to date an english man.  In failmail, we asked you "how have you stayed cool in the heat"  Thanks for all your support!  Support the show

My male colleague has a partner but has an emotional bond with me

June 09, 2023 12:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MB

In this firecracker of an episode the gang help a listener who's male colleague has a partner but has an emotional bond with them.  in Failmail we asked you "what was the worst betrayal you have ever experienced"  and Phoebe smashes worst week once again.   Thanks for listening we bloody love you all!!!   Support the show

My partners Ex still has a key and the Phillip Scofield situation

June 02, 2023 20:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MB

In this jam packed episode of AIDIF the gang discuss the Phillip Scofield drama and they help a listener who's partners ex, still has a key to their house.  In Failmail we asked you what was the worst secret you have ever had to keep.  Thanks for listening we love you all! Support the show

How to stop an office predator

May 25, 2023 18:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

In this weeks  AIDIF the incredibly talented Russel Hicks joins us to solve the worlds problems.  We help one listener who set her boyfriend a deadline for proposing that he has missed and another who is dealing with a married guy who is trying to sleep with everyone, in the office Support the show

How to break up when your in a throuple

May 19, 2023 13:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MB

In this ep of AIDIF the gang help a listener break up with a couple they are in a throuple with.  In failmail we asked for your best life hacks (for the cost of living or otherwise)  Thank you for all the support with the pod, you can subscribe to our patreon if you like (link below)  Or just recommend it to a friend  Support the show

The worst Sexts you have ever received

May 12, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

In this weeks episode of AIDIF the gang talks about the fallout from the coronation and helps a listener who wants to know how quickly they should start dating after a divorce!  In failmail we asked you for the Worst sexts you have ever received / Sent  Support the show

Is it easier for women to attract a partner and the coronation

May 05, 2023 14:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MB

In this action packed episode of AIDIF the gang discuss the coronation and the fans of the royals.  We help a listener who asked "why is it easier for women to attract a partner  vs men"  Finally Ali solves the problems with diet coke.  Support the show

Your craziest holiday stories

April 28, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

In this episode of AIDIF the gang discuss listeners craziest comedy stories.   Phoebe has a holiday romance of her own and we help another listener get out of going to a wedding.  Support the show

How to unfriend someone subtly (ft Freya Mallard)

April 22, 2023 12:00 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MB

In this episode of AIDIF comedian and online super star Freya Mallard comes to the studio to help the nation with their problems.  We help one listener unfriend someone and another deal with a "family" member who is stealing.  Thanks for supporting the show!!  Support the show

Going on a date for the first time in a year and the worst things your landlords have done

April 14, 2023 20:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

In this banger of an episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener who hasn't been on a date in a year! Also the gang discuss Taylor Swifts break up, the Dalai Lamar and the current state of musicals.  In Failmail we asked you what are the worst things your Landlords have done.  Support the show

Is it ever ok to tell your partner they are getting fat

April 07, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

In this jam packed episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener, who doesn't know how to talk to a loved one about their recent weight gain.  Phoebe finally returns to storm worst week and in failmail we asked you "whats the funniest thing you have overheard in conversation"  Please subscribe to support the show!! Support the show

I drunkly invited someone, now I really dont want them to come

March 31, 2023 12:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

Ali returns for another  belter episode of AIDIF, in the new studio. In this ep we help a listener who drunkly invited someone on their stag-do and now they really don't want them to come.  We also help another person who wants to convince an old lady they live with to leave them their house.  In failmail we asked "Whats the best excuse you have heard to get out of something"  Support the show

I cheated because the other guy had a Jet Ski (ft Tatty Macleod)

March 25, 2023 00:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

In this  firecracker of an episode of AIDIF we are joined by the fantastic Tatty Macleod)   We help a listener who is trying to juggle multiple lovers and another who keeps cheating.   In fail mail, we asked for the worst excuses you had heard to get out of something  Support the show

My friends new boyfriend ghosted me

March 17, 2023 14:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

In this explosive episode of AIDIF the gang helps a listener who's best friends new boyfriend ghosted her 2 years earlier.  The gang also helps another listener who's boyfriend went on a camping trip with "just a friend".  In failmail we asked you what the weirdest thing you have ever celebrated is.  Support the show

You gotta be cruel to be kind and your best life hacks

March 10, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

In this ep of AIDIF the gang helps a listener who's best friend has  started to get feelings for them.  Also they discuss the new Hollywood fat loss injection.  Finally in failmail we asked for your best life hacks  Support the show

I think he is insecure and your funniest nicknames

March 03, 2023 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

In this weeks ep the gang discuss the girl claiming she is Madeleine Mccann, Tom's very strange private gig request and a listener who was blocked by a man after she told him she was getting a similar job. In failmail we asked for your funniest nicknames  Support the show

If you just want casual sex do you need to lower your standards?

February 24, 2023 16:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

In this ep of aidif the gang tackles one listener's life drama of not wanting to lower their standards even though they just want casual sex!  Also, we asked you what you want to give up but you just can't!  Finally, have a new section called "a friend of a friend said"  a new section where we discuss factless salacious rumors we have heard about celebs.  Support the show

Are you really ever too busy to see someone and your worst office romance stories

February 17, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

In this week's AIDIF Ali is out of the office but friend of the show Kate Barron steps in to bring the funnies.  The gang discusses valentines day, Paying for meet and greets, and Megan and Harry.   In agony uncle, we asked you for your funniest and worst stories of Office Romance.   Support the show

How to get over someone and Leonardo DiCaprio's new GF

February 10, 2023 23:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

In this ep of Aidif the gang is discussing the best way to get over someone and the situation with the age of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends.  Support the show

If you are really into someone should you date another person as a distraction?

February 03, 2023 12:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

The gang are finally back in the studio for an action packed episode of AIDIF.  This week they are disscussing the strikes, Hogwarts legacy, Mason Greenwood and the fact that the OC is now daytime TV.  In agony uncle we ask the question of weather you should date someone else if you really like someone.  And in failmail we asked listeners why they had got in trouble at work.  Support the show

The Ginger Trio Return (raw in the studio)

January 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MB

Hello piffies! Tom is currently away in Australia so it's the ginger trio of Ali, Phoebe and Lucas back in the Vauxhall studio to record this week's episode! Apologies for the slightly mad lack of edit on this, but it's the only way we could get it out. Hope you enjoy! Support the show

Buying partners B-day gifts and trying to relate too Gen Z

January 19, 2023 11:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

In the final episode of the Downunder saga Tom and Ali discuss buying their partner's birthday gifts and how they can relate to Gen z Support the show

The gang are back together

January 13, 2023 01:00 - 48 minutes - 33 MB

The gang is back together (sort of). Tom, Pheobe, and Ali are all back on the podcast to discuss their new years and Ali's break up!  We have missed you!!  Support the show

A Christmas special from down under

December 24, 2022 10:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MB

Tom joins Ali from sunny Australia on this AIDIF Xmas special. Tom discusses his flight from hell and Ali talks about buying the perfect gift for a partner! Support the show

AIDIF / Btec Philosophers CROSSOVER EPISODE ft. Ali Woods, Michael Odewale & Elliot Steel

December 16, 2022 14:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

This week we mix it up, leaving you asking the question: why? Tom is away doing an impromptu tour of South East Asia, so Ali invites the Btec Philosophers Michael Odewale (Mock The Week, The Mash Report) and Elliot Steel (Comedy Central, Live From The Comedy Store) to have a crossover episode! No Agony Uncle, no FailMail, just vibes. Hope you enjoy! Support the show

How to get out of obligatory Christmas gift giving and your worst Xmas party stories

December 10, 2022 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MB

In this ep, Ali and Tom help a listener who wants to get out of obligatory gift-giving.  In failmail we asked you "what are your worst Xmas party stories"  Support the show

Meeting someone perfect but they live in a different country and your weird Xmas traditions

December 02, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

In this episode, the gang discusses their Movember challenge and the Balenciaga drama! They also try to help a listener who has met the perfect girl but she lives in a different country.  In failmail the gang asked "what's your funniest/ weirdest Xmas traditions"  Support the show

Meeting someone perfect but they live in a different country and your weird Xmas traditions

December 02, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

In this episode, the gang discusses their Movember challenge and the Balenciaga drama! They also try to help a listener who has met the perfect girl but she lives in a different country.  In failmail the gang asked "what's your funniest/ weirdest Xmas traditions"  Support the show

Sending people messages by mistake and worst texts you have ever received

November 25, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

In this ep, the gang offers help to a listener who accidentally sent his entire company a message.  In failmail we discuss the worst/ funniest messages listeners have ever received  Support the show

Sending people messages by mistake and worst texts you have ever received

November 25, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

In this ep, the gang offers help to a listener who accidentally sent his entire company a message.  In failmail we discuss the worst/ funniest messages listeners have ever received  Support the show

Phoebe steps up and your worst sporting fails

November 19, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

In this ep, Tom is away due to a victorian illness. So in an AIDIF first producer, Pheobe steps into the presenting chair, to tackle all your life dramas with Ali.  In failmail we asked you what were your worst sporting fails.  Support the show

Phoebe steps up and your worst sporting fails

November 19, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

In this ep, Tom is away due to a victorian illness. So in an AIDIF first producer, Pheobe steps into the presenting chair, to tackle all your life dramas with Ali.  In failmail we asked you what were your worst sporting fails.  Support the show

How to make love whilst listening to music and the worst thing you have ever eaten

November 11, 2022 13:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

In this ep, Ali returns from his travels to discuss the listener's life dramas with the gang.  In failmail  we asked you the question "what's the worst thing you have ever eaten"  Support the show

How to make love whilst listening to music and the worst thing you have ever eaten

November 11, 2022 13:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

In this ep, Ali returns from his travels to discuss the listener's life dramas with the gang.  In failmail  we asked you the question "what's the worst thing you have ever eaten"  Support the show

Falling for a married person and the cheapest thing you have ever done

November 04, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

In this weeks ep, the gang is joined by the fabulous comedian Kate Barron. They discuss the life drama of one listener who asked what you should do if you fall in love with a married man! In fail mail, we asked you what is the cheapest/thriftiest thing you have ever done. Support the show

Falling for a married person and the cheapest thing you have ever done

November 04, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

In this weeks ep, the gang is joined by the fabulous comedian Kate Barron. They discuss the life drama of one listener who asked what you should do if you fall in love with a married man! In fail mail, we asked you what is the cheapest/thriftiest thing you have ever done. Support the show

Can you make someone fall out of love with you and what you would change about the UK

October 28, 2022 14:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

In this ep, the gang tackles the question of whether you can make someone stop loving you.  In failmail we asked you "what would change about the UK" #yardwork #headandshafters  Support the show

How to know if its a red flag or just you and the best thing you have spent money on

October 22, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

In this week's ep we tackle who should be the next Prime Minister.  We also tackle the age-old question of whether it's a red flag or just you!  Lastly, in failmail we asked what's the best thing you have spent money on. Support the show

My mother-in-law saw my sex tape and now she wont speak to me

October 14, 2022 12:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

In this ep, the gang tackles the life drama of one listener whose mother-in-law saw her sex tape and now won't speak to her.  In failmail the gang discusses the spookiest things to happen to you.  Support the show

My mother-in-law saw my sex tape and now she wont speak to me

October 14, 2022 12:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

In this ep, the gang tackles the life drama of one listener whose mother-in-law saw her sex tape and now won't speak to her.  In failmail the gang discusses the spookiest things to happen to you.  Support the show

What to do if someone likes you but doesnt want to have sex and your irrational fears

October 07, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

In this ep, the gang talks about what to do if someone "100 percent" likes you but doesn't want to have sex.  They also discuss, firemen, nudes you didn't want to see, and yoga.  In failmail we asked, "what your irrational fears are?" Enjoy the ep and message us your "Head and shafters" stories  Support the show

What to do if someone likes you but doesnt want to have sex and your irrational fears

October 07, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

In this ep, the gang talks about what to do if someone "100 percent" likes you but doesn't want to have sex.  They also discuss, firemen, nudes you didn't want to see, and yoga.  In failmail we asked, "what your irrational fears are?" Enjoy the ep and message us your "Head and shafters" stories  Support the show

How to stop wanting unavailable people and the worst places you have lived

September 30, 2022 18:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MB

In this weeks ep, the gang discusses how to stop wanting to date people who are unavailable.  The gang also reminisces about their school days and the strange teaching methods they were subjected to. Also In failmail we asked you where is the worst place you have ever lived. (also we hope you enjoy the new intro song!) Support the show