Fight Court
236 episodes - English - Latest episode: 23 days ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratingsA podcast adjudicating all manner of fights. The hosts Jevin Cokash, Jason Duval, and Jordan Niell (and sometimes a guest) debate such intriguing scenarios as: Which is better: A man with wheels or a car with legs? Which sitcom family would do best in the apocalypse? Can New York stop a gorilla that can teleport 100 feet every three minutes? And so much more! Join them every week as they spout half-remembered and wholly-disrespected canonical facts in order to prove that they’re right about which dragon is the strongest.
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Episodes
Episode Thirty-Three: John's Soylent Adventure (w/ John Russell)
October 04, 2019 03:16 - 1 hour - 106 MBJohn Russell is trying his best to acquire a taste for us! At one point we get so wrapped up in it that Jordan has to put in the stipulation that "we'll assume death is death." Also the time has come... for Overcookedwatch! See John live! Kangaroo Court | Bird Shirt (Jevin is on this team too!) All Fights Considered!
Episode Thirty-Two: He Do Bat Form (w/ Liz Lantz)
September 27, 2019 02:23 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBLiz Lantz makes her triumphant return! Jevin tries out his new segment Three Things! And I tell you what folks, our guests must love these mascot fights because she brought us another one. See Liz live! Up ‘Til Midnight Jam | The Spinoffs Or see her online! Twitter All Fights Considered!
Episode Thirty-One: Bepis Boy (w/ Anton Shuster)
September 20, 2019 03:56 - 1 hour - 97.6 MBThe absolutely delightful Anton Shuster joins us this week! We're back at it with another mascot battle, but this time it's drinks. Anton is annoyed with the rock paper scissors pecking order, and brings them to the experts. Go see Anton live! Moon Unit | Chivalry Club | SF Rap Improv Or see him online! Twitter | Insta All Fights Considered!
Episode Thirty: Wheelers Revisited (w/ Taylor Couchois)
September 13, 2019 06:56 - 2 hours - 114 MBWe are joined (again?) this week by Taylor Couchois! You might know her from an episode that we lost! Featured in this episode is a heady discussion of compelling superstitions, and freakish human-car hybrids. There's also a dance segment! See Taylor live! The Bridge | Bird Shirt Or see her online! Insta All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Nine: No Teleportsies Outies (w/ Wiley Kornbluh)
September 05, 2019 02:53 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBWiley Kornbluh is with us this week to talk about oh... so many things. We've got the Bash Brothers going up against the Williams Sisters. We've got cartoons trying to eat packets of silica gel (do not eat). And a terrific addition to the Let's Make a Movie canon: Velocity, Acceleration, and Jerk. See Wiley online! Twitter | Insta All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Eight: Kazoo Choir (w/ Sarah Katz-Hyman)
August 29, 2019 02:45 - 1 hour - 101 MBTriple-threat Sarah Katz-Hyman is with us this week! We tackle some great fights submitted by our good friend, Fart Butt. Three out of four of the voices you hear on this one did IB classes in high school so... Nerd Alert. Huge shoutout to @konahart for this week's WIZARD BATTLE! See Sarah live! JANICE | SF Tonight | Donut Test Kitchen Or see her online! Twitter | Sister Activism All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Seven: The Solo Superpower Bracket: Part Three
August 22, 2019 01:20 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBAnother solo superpower bracket? What, are they having trouble getting guests? Self-detonation vs. Shadow Clone Jutsu Invulnerability vs. Mimic Telepathy vs. Harden/Rock Form All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Six: Bit Baby (w/ Liz Lantz)
August 08, 2019 02:21 - 1 hour - 94 MBThe incomparable Liz Lantz is with us this week, bringing with her an amazing volley of quips the likes of which have never been conceived of. We talk about bodies quite a bit in this one, including, but not limited to an absolutely shredded Steve Carell. See Liz live! Up ‘Til Midnight Jam Or see her online! Twitter All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Five: The Solo Superpower Bracket: Part Two
August 01, 2019 02:03 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWe've got the results from the second installment of the SSB! And this one's got way more goofs! THE BRACKET Shapeshifting/Polymorph v. Technopathy Electrokinesis v. X-Ray Vision Waterbreathing v. Terra All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Four: Dad Energy (w/ Andy Feldman)
July 25, 2019 03:51 - 1 hour - 112 MBSorry that we missed one! Andy's here, and it's a very musical episode! We open it up with a straight ahead fight, then it just gets weirder from there! We got aliens, myriad fan theories, realizations of every type, and Reese's gets a free plug. Also there's a very special Also keep an eye out for a very special fight within a fight! Go see Andy live! Missed Connections | Daytime Talk at Night | Donut Test Kitchen Or see him live! Twitter | Insta | Short Stories All Fights Considered!
BONUS: Warm Up Games (w/ Several Guests)
July 11, 2019 01:13 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MBHey Listener, do you like listening to improv warm up games? If so, you’re in luck! We’ve been having some technical difficulties this week, and we didn’t want to put out a sub-par episode. We sincerely hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense! Featuring: Cody Frost! Salvatore Testa! Colton Redwine! Leila Carillo! Oleg Trofimov! Marina Misculin! Michael Parlato! JPol! Chloe Kiester! All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-Three: Wearing Me Like a Wedding Ring (w/ Chloe Kiester)
July 04, 2019 02:01 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBChloe's back! One of our favorite guests has returned to knock out of the park once again. A tattoo battle gets out of hand almost immediately. Shoutout to our previous guest Oleg for the magically hilarious Let's Make A Show idea that we used today. We get RAUNCH on this one, Listeners, so prepare yourselves. Go see Chloe live! Intergalactic: Carbon Based Comedy | Moon Unit Or see her online! Twitter | Insta | chloekiester.com This weeks episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fig...
Episode Twenty-Two: The Illegal Goose Dish (w/ JPol)
June 27, 2019 01:16 - 1 hour - 101 MBYou've heard a few guests mention their mastery of memes, now you get to hear them for yourselves: it's JPol! Marvel as we attempt to make sense from what we remember of the NBC show Revolution. There's four J names in this one, so we just go buck wild putting Js on everything! And you know we had to do a gross food fight. Go see JPol live! Endgames Harold Night | Donut Improv Or see them online! Twitter | Insta This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty-One: Octopus Garden 2: In Da Club (w/ Michael Parlato)
June 20, 2019 03:39 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBMichael Parlato joins us this week to help us figure out which real life John can defeat the Martian Manhunter. Bear with us around twenty minutes in while we have some technical difficulties; Jordan attempted to eat his microphone during the redux of the breakfast cereal mascot battle. And we deviate from that one in possibly the weirdest way to date. This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fights Considered!
Episode Twenty: The Solo Superpower Bracket: Part One
June 12, 2019 23:55 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBThis is some serious stuff. This week’s episode is the first of what will become a several part series about individual superpowers. No power suite like Superman’s got, just one at a time. We judge them all in a bracket over three rounds: Fight, Daily Life, and Coolest Character THE BRACKET Telekinesis v. Ice Breath Elasticity v. Invisibility Touch-based Paralysis v. Perkiness (Pyrokinesis) This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fights Considered!
BONUS: Solo Superpower Bracket Setup
June 12, 2019 00:33 - 21 minutes - 20.6 MBThis episode is boring. Don’t listen to this one. It’s just the three of us listing 50 superpowers for the next episode.
Episode Nineteen: BMX Is My Favorite Rapper (w/ Marina Misculin)
June 06, 2019 01:33 - 1 hour - 102 MBWhat do Tom Hanks' good characters, rappers, the baddest boys, pants attempting to take over the earth, and astronauts fighting cavemen in Pike Place have in common? I'll never tell! This week our guest is Marina Misculin! We get into a battle in an office and only have office supplies to fight with. Fun Fact: Nineteen is Jevin’s favorite number. Go see Marina live! Chivalry Club | JANICE | Daytime Talk at Night Or see her online! Twitter | Insta This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Cof...
Episode Eighteen: Curse of the Birthday Boy (w/ Oleg Trofimov)
May 30, 2019 00:14 - 1 hour - 103 MBOur guest this week is the deeply Russian Oleg Trofimov. We have our first ever (fictional) legal battle, and in doing so we find out that Jordan has never seen My Cousin Vinny. Listen for Oleg's adorable giggle during the Features of Creatures segment. This episode marks the first ever WIZARD BATTLE™, wherein Jevin knows about Harry Potter. See Oleg live! Drunk Theatre Or see him online! Twitter | Insta This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fights Considered!
Episode Seventeen: We're Here For Your Bat Cheese (w/ Leila Carillo)
May 23, 2019 01:18 - 1 hour - 87 MBLeila Carillo (friend of rabbits) joins us this week for some truly innovative fights. We try out our new segment: Features of Creatures! During that we take a little time to learn about the differences between aardvarks and anteaters. A classic battle of breakfast cereal mascots resurfaces as well as one... deeply unsettling mascot. There is one minor Game of Thrones spoiler. See Leila live! Chivalry Club | It Came From the Depths of Netflix Or see her online! Twitter This episode was sp...
Episode Sixteen: No Home, Roger (w/ Colton Redwine)
May 16, 2019 02:33 - 1 hour - 105 MBCody Frost is here with us, but not as a guest (#Nottill2020) because our actual guest is Colton Redwine! He is with us through many fights and a mysterious phone call from one Jason Duval. June from AtLA rides a shirshu and Jevin hopes he never has to tell anyone that ever again. There are two classic fights in here: One where we kill and/or hurt your favorite sitcom families, and a fast food one. See Colton live! Thunderdome 7/9 Or see him online! Twitter | Insta This episode was sponso...
Episode Fifteen: Weach and Wadaisy (w/ Alexis Gay)
May 09, 2019 00:23 - 1 hour - 97.3 MBJoining us in Jason's stead this week is Alexis Gay! So turn up the volume and turn off your Alexa. Together we find the best ways to deal HP damage to chickens. Jordan and Jevin get taken to school about RuPaul's Drag Race and absolutely love it. We hope you like video games, because oh boy do they come up a lot in this one. Alexis Gay's favorite film is Milo & Otis. P.S. Jevin is sorry he's been sick so often. He promises to get better soon. Go see Alexis live! Happy Medium Or see her o...
Episode Fourteen: We Bought a Pokezoo (w/ Richard Barney)
May 02, 2019 03:30 - 1 hour - 103 MBIs attempted murder a crime? Unequivocally yes. Richard Barney joins us this week to talk about all manner of fights and fantastical situations. It is now canon that everyone who runs fast is, in fact, evil. There is a battle of "Fosters" including: the Fosters Farms chickens, Foster the People, and Forster's Home for Imaginary Friends. And hey, who's going to sweep up after Infinity War? P.S. If any of you have a way to contact the Mowry twins, tell them we're terribly sorry that we talk a...
Episode Thirteen: Violet Baudelaire: Boy Genius (w/ Alexis Lynn Ellis)
April 25, 2019 00:08 - 1 hour - 107 MBHey Gerb! Joining us this week is the amazing Alexis Lynn Ellis (who you may know from her sending us fights from time to time!) We try to determine which boy genius could best bust out of a supermax prison. Come take a break from fighting with us to talk about BMs for a moment. A classic bit that never aired has been revived and tweaked to become: LIZARD BATTLE! See Alexis online! Twitter | Insta | alexislynnellis.com This weeks episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee! All Fights Cons...
Episode Twelve: I Boat Cruises (w/ Chloe Kiester & Anton Shuster)
April 17, 2019 23:51 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBAnton Shuster will be taking Jordan's place as a guest host this week, alongside our guest guest Chloe Kiester! Jevin gets a tad lazy with his joke-craft. There's a book battle! Haven't read those books? Sorry bud! We all love our mothers very much and we all show it in different ways. Go see Chloe live! Intergalactic: Carbon Based Comedy | Moon Unit Or see her online! Twitter | Insta | chloekiester.com Go see Anton live! Moon Unit | Chivalry Club Or see him online! Twitter | Insta This...
Episode Eleven: Crispin Glover: The Face of Jay Jay The Jet Plane (w/ Caleb Lush)
April 11, 2019 02:51 - 1 hour - 93.5 MBOur guest this week is the very funny Caleb Lush and he loves us so much. This one runs a little blue, even for us. Apparently Jason has never seen a turtle in real life. We endeavor to answer an age old question about Tony Stark's pubes. If you listen real close to the sports part, you can hear Jevin not knowing anything about sports. I hope you all enjoy being reminded of just how terrifying Jay Jay the Jet Plane's face is. Go See Caleb live! The Bridge | Don’t Tell Comedy This weeks ep...
Episode Ten: Goof City (w/ Conor Allen & Cody Frost)
April 03, 2019 23:52 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBCROSSTALK WARNING: It's unbearable. Jordan is out this week! And because Cody simply refuses to leave, he will be filling in as the third host. Joining us as our honored guest is Conor "I'm gonna go HAM on this thing" Allen. This, Dear Listener, is basically an episode of Goof City (a podcast that has not yet aired). We sincerely hope you enjoy it. Go see Conor live! Chivalry Club | The Bridge Or see him online! Insta Cody! | Cody! | Cody! This weeks episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Co...
Episode Nine: How to Exploit a Milkshake (w/ Cody Frost)
March 27, 2019 23:10 - 1 hour - 105 MBCody Frost joins us once more for reasons beyond mortal consideration. Jason does his best to let you all know where we record. The name of the toy Jevin was trying to think of is Mr. Bucket, and it's a real toy that people actually had. We make another movie, and this one's a classic: Milkshakin' It Up. Also Jevin is STILL SICK. "Take destiny into your own hands, Dear Listener. Grab the wheels of this podcast and steer it as you wish." - Jordan Neill Here is the Bread walking GIF See Cod...
Episode Eight: Big Ol' Hot Cup (w/ Salvatore Testa)
March 21, 2019 01:52 - 1 hour - 100 MBSal wants to find out who the strongest ghost is. We do our best to help him think of any other ghost than Casper. Jordan goes to bat for his favorite fictional group of high schoolers: the kids from Recess. On the other hand we just list places in California for a while. Sal keeps incredibly detailed notes, which keeps us on our toes! Go see Sal live! The Lab | The Recchia | Chivalry Club | Arsonists Union Or see him online! Twitter | Insta | SalTesta.com All Fights Considered!
Episode Seven: That's Groceries! (w/ Cambria Steel)
March 14, 2019 03:08 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBCambria is here this week to correct our every mistake and we're much better for it. If you are a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer, or a doctor, maybe skip this one! Any BTS fans out there? Well they go toe-to-toe with the Backstreet Boys. Also: we're going to trigger the hell out of all your smart devices, so mute those things, baby! Go see Cambria live! The Jam Or see her online! Twitter | Wiki
Episode Six: Punk Rock Willy Wonka (w/ Sahil Desai)
March 07, 2019 02:46 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBWe’re all Sahil this week. This is the one where they finally discuss which dragon is strongest. Two, very specific AI duke it out for the chance to wipe out humanity. And there are djinn just... Everywhere.
Episode Five: Agilibilities (w/ Cody Frost)
February 28, 2019 01:10 - 1 hour - 112 MBCody is back again this week! Why? No one rightly knows, but here he is. There are some truly classic fights in this one. Pharmacological Battle 2019, Hulk Pym vs. Captain Spider-Man, Satan Clause. The list goes on. Oh, also it’s a long one friends. Strap in.
BONUS: Let's Make a Movie! Aliens in New York
February 22, 2019 02:27 - 20 minutes - 20.7 MBAliens in New York: Something's Gonna Happen Strap in for the action musical of the century! A lonely Xenomorph in New York. A vicious Spider-Man on the prowl. Get ready everyone... Something's gonna happen!
Episode Four: Make My Gums Bleed, Baby! (w/ Cody Frost)
February 21, 2019 03:06 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBThey've got themselves a guest this week! It's Cody Frost and he's a strange one, let me tell you. They talk about hands, transformers, and theme parks. And I won't say which, but a prominent science-fiction matriarchy squares off with a certain friendly neighborhood superhero... Also Ohio comes up a lot!
Episode Three: The Three Coolest Boys in School
February 14, 2019 02:32 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBThey're back for another week and they're sick in this one! By which I mean physically unwell. There's an MCU/Smash battle, a discussion on bending, high school, and they're sick the whole time. Also they mention something about the Memory Wars? But I have no idea what that means.
Episode Two: The Rock Eats Santa Claus
February 07, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 92 MBOh boy they're bringing some classic fights to the table this week. Human pokemon? We got those. Your fight: On Drugs? Oh yeah, we got that. The introduction to the Let's Make a Movie/Show segment? You better believe it's in this episode here. Also please enjoy our super-outdated plugs and bummer ending!
Episode One: Loud Margarine
January 29, 2019 01:22 - 1 hour - 76 MBThe first episode! We get into our attraction to Emilio Estevez, Halloween costumes, and food chain mascots.