Elmer McCurdy wasn't all that good at much really. A lousy mucker, a lazy soldier, and not much of an Outlaw; just about the only thing he was any good at was guiding his own misfortune. After an especially bad train job, he found himself in a haybarn hugging his hooch, at the end of a lawman's gun. But that's not where his bad luck would end, after nobody came to claim his corpse, his body was given the mannequin treatment for decades, culminating the crew of the Six Million Dollar Man discovering his body being used as a prop in a Long Beach Funhouse. Join us today as we spill the beans on poor Elmer's awful, terrible, no good day.