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Accuracy Third

168 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 100 ratings

Accuracy Third is a collection of stories from participants of Burning Man. Your hosts Rex, D-Day, and editor Beth compile, comment upon, and share your tales of dusty adventure. Featuring in-studio interviews as well as submitted content, Accuracy Third attempts to create a record of the ephemeral magic of our annual art party. Listen and share your stories at accuracythird.com

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S05 E20 - Pretty Epic Dildo Burn

March 02, 2022 17:56 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

Krissy is Emmeline VS. Ribbons. Hat rooms: a thing. How to cure your agoraphobia with nudism. Just Jo Burner. Fuck you, Santa Rampage. Dark Skies was on a playa. Singularity. SN-RG. The Lukas shot. Cuddle Bunk & the problem with cookies. Porno Pyro Pirates's dome goes flying. Pornaoke. Just-the-Tip Jousting. Everyone's asshole pass. Spanky's work. Playfully Yours: beginner bondage 101. Captain Bill's No-Float Boat. The Dubstep Ice Cream Truck. Danny Boy burned the Juggalo Bar. Element 11. ...

Season 1 Redux Part 2

February 18, 2022 19:51 - 2 hours - 123 MB

Finalizing the fixing-up of our feed, so prepare for the second-half of our first season in all its awkward glory. Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 5-8 of season one. S01 E05 – Bitten by the Temple of Tetanus The story of the conception and build of the beautiful Mazu Temple from 2015. We talk to Nathan (aka Witchdoctor,) about the behind-the-scenes pitfalls of getting entangled in a large-scale, transcontinental playa installation. S01 E06 – How Barbie, Gummybear, & N...

Season 1 Redux Part 1

February 01, 2022 10:47 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Something has gone all sideways with our feed, so here's our chance to revisit season one, and laugh at how awkward we were. SO MANY DROP-INS!!!1!! Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 1-4 of season one. Music (at the end): Carl Fenton's Orchestra, "Sweet Lady" 1921 Courtesy of archive.org S01 E01 – How Smoke Daddy Got His Job Accuracy Third is a podcast collecting an oral history of Black Rock. We are looking for your very best stories from and about That Thing In The Deser...

S05 E19 - Daft Punk Plays @ The Trash Fence

January 20, 2022 20:49 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Sticky hand stuff. Ty's BLOG. OUR survival guide. The AEZ & Poni. Naked raver hippie anarchists. The Trump DEA, specifically. Itemized grocery shit. Some people don't like it. Funnel Vision's big mistake. Hang a blinky light from it. Not a can't-er; a won't-er. YOU'RE going to DIE (some years.) Themeless camps. Tamping it down. Fall Zone Circus. Temple of Gravity. The mechanics of The Sonic Runway. The Universal Life Experience Gay Orgy Tent. THat's probably where it is. Daddy Culture or: Ho...

S05 E18 - The Gateway Drug

January 03, 2022 02:13 - 1 hour - 96.5 MB

Xander & Ginger Beer are #FromGate. Burning a man in effigy, annually. Everyone can make coffee. Big waffle energy. Hello. Contact dancing IS happening. The big storm. Judgment and the dread. Wherefore art thou, Jub-Jub?! Them first and the get-me get-mees. Group bondage culture. Gumshoe rangering. Officer Pig. Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Death Guild. Box Office Beep. "Some" parents. From The Black Hole to the Gate. Yes no no. Smuggling wets. Both-sidesing the bar. Having a m...

S05 BB18 - The Warmest Wettest Spot

December 26, 2021 09:57 - 1 hour - 63.4 MB

It's the most noggiest time of the year. Engineer porn. SF don't like BRC. Check your dick to own the libs. Thank yous to guest and patron, Neko. December 2022. A swing and a what. Skewing male. Derp red pill. It has a playa. Blurred lines. In your shit: glutamate. WHAT WE'VE BEEN WATCHING: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Veep, Noah vs Mother!, Oakie Noodling.   #BrokenPeopleDontChange #LASDgangs #Antinatalism WHAT WE ARE LISTENING TO: Citations Needed: https://citationsneeded.libsy...

S05 BB17 - Cafe Expectations

December 18, 2021 08:46 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MB

There were 2022 announcements. Rich people: now with the same rules as actual people. No more commercial rentals. Unique = placement. Share your placement nightmares with us, maybe? No coffee nor shop in 2022. What happened? What's going to happen? Validations. The money thing & history. Rexggestions. Volunteer for BRC. No reason to despair. Coffee Shop volunteer concerns. Performance art gallery. No carpet while we're at it. 2022 here we go.    Music: "Candlelit" by Midtown Social https...

S05 E17 - Weirdout Wednesday

December 07, 2021 18:24 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

He is a certified doctor of Yesology and he says, "Yes." Burn Dot Life. Electric kazoos and many awfullest cheapest instruments. Remember Ryan Zinke's BLM extravaganza of illegal bullshits. The road Pigs. Dildo Akbar's service to the cause. Gross-Out First Thing Thursday Morning. Not ever, not EVER. Catch as catch can. Hi, Hug Deli. The applause conspiracy. The Drunk Bob of BRC. Workers rights royalty. Make America Punch-Fist Again. Scholarshipping. Polarized lens. Extreme-o weirdos. They're...

S05 E16 - Full-Blown Participation

November 24, 2021 17:51 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Lazy-Ass Fuckers VS Lazy Ass-Fuckers. Sassy's playa produce rundown. Boutique Burners. Rando-In-Law. They give out clean socks. Black Water Guardians. Small dog camp. The worst swings ever. Dday gets the shit. Nate shows off. Portal Burn, the VAG, and Frostburn. Solid goals. People: yelling. LED jocks. The BFG. You need a Ranger. Weepout Wednesday. The Hurting Games. Where Ashram Galactica were. How lending works. Bikes for tykes. The hardest greet-day. Music: "Burning Man 2015 - Sleazy Be...

S05 BB16 - Takes One to Know One

November 14, 2021 16:44 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

Burn Barrel chatting with Whisper. House of the Devil. Where sucks? He should listen to this. Nope. Hammock hangout. Pollination. Wedding camp industrial complex. Plastic Chapel. Child Executive Officers. Morning nudies. How'd we miss the hammer? We're very big. Places and things all over playa. Weekly Qworld Anon. Secret Listener Q & A Showdown! Let's hang out. That radical IATSE shit. How cool is the sauna? Your guts should be at ease. #VolunteerIce #FundOurPraxis Music: "Deep Playa ...

S05 E15 - Much Higher than a Normal Man

October 22, 2021 03:10 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB

He is Tech Joel. Katie wheel. Plan B & Meow Wolves. A lot in Empire, Nevada. Daytime Theme Camp A+++. Manifesting Man. What we would call Esplanade. Temple of Renegade Shade. Franchise Freedom flies. Purple and red and orange. Far out. 16 of them. No SF to BRC. Chasing the experience numbers. The Fully Mediated Lotus. Wednesday people. Hippie-like mountains. Just meet people. Heavy and very itchy. The Turtles at futureturtles.com. Also, The Gay Camps Minute. Plus, The Placement Second. #NewP...

S05E15 - Much Higher than a Normal Man

October 22, 2021 03:10 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB

He is Tech Joel. Katie wheel. Plan B & Meow Wolves. A lot in Empire, Nevada. Daytime Theme Camp A+++. Manifesting Man. What we would call Esplanade. Temple of Renegade Shade. Franchise Freedom flies. Purple and red and orange. Far out. 16 of them. No SF to BRC. Chasing the experience numbers. The Fully Mediated Lotus. Wednesday people. Hippie-like mountains. Just meet people. Heavy and very itchy. The Turtles at futureturtles.com. Also, The Gay Camps Minute. Plus, The Placement Second. #NewP...

S01 BB01 - Surreal & Eminently Practical

September 23, 2021 03:32 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

It's ancient unused interview day, with two dogs, two guests on one mic, & there's nothing you or we can do about it. This was taken out of the vault in remembrance of the anniversary of our dear friend Mikl-Em's passing. Levity from Cafe & elsewheres. Mikl-Em of Bianca's Smut Shack et al. At least it's an ethos. Load. You should be my peeing friend. The worst time of your life. Something we forgot we used to do. Mini migration. The City Metaphor. Oedipal not edible. Also, the world if we ra...

S05 BB15 - Duning Krueger

August 17, 2021 22:25 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Friendly friends and the friends who reference them. Lowlights, but highlights, too. Duning Kreuger, brought to you by Brian. Poop on phone and sandy butthole. My book: An Excess Male. Brian, dune spirit, earned a playa name(s). Qualifier Christ and the Jesi. As we said before, don't buy that shade structure. Splitting woods. You like dugs? In the SparkleDark TM. Oregon's finest Nazi tattoo. Hole or pit? Rental hippies. Hotel Reading, California. Almost eating. Initials at the commune. Also,...

S05 BB14 - Hot, Hot Nonsense

July 30, 2021 16:40 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MB

Friendship camping. Puce. Special event permit. Riveting flags. If you get sent home; you get sent home. Cyberpunk 2077. Assassin's Creed: Valhalla et others. Divinity 2. Horizon: Zero Dawn. Ghost of Tsushima. Disco Elysium. Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion. Baldur's Gate 3. Wingspan. Plus, I got Beth. Also, that was a Kobold child. Music by Tate Robertson https://soundcloud.com/taterobertson/forgot-to-call

S05 E14 - We Don't Touch Your Stuff

July 06, 2021 23:27 - 1 hour - 133 MB

GPE DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS INTERVIEW. This one, Permit, volunteers. Some perks to pushin'. Gate Fair people and Useless Liberal Gate Degrees. The Gate skinner box. Escape velocity. A lot of overnights. Generations of feelings. The Phallus Palace. Knocking departments. Superglue mgmt. Consent in the hole. Kaiser is death panels. No moar dept gossip. The Live Journal Pump Raiders Project Theme Camp Gaming Convention Emeritus. Fuck you, I'm in Staff Land. The Lyft drivers. You will be mercilessl...

S05 BB13 - Guess Whom

April 14, 2021 17:11 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

Fence of Thrones. Beth doesn't know about YouTube. Letters? I told you so. We're planning for Burning Man. Size queens and that sweet jank. Brown Eye + Eye = Pinkeye. Real bad taste. Happy Birthday Neko. Tara Incogneat-o. D-day and his great themes. It should not be our friends nor large. Caravansary 2.0. Listener-submitted Tik Toks. Big thanks to 7-11/Ranger Kubrick for all of our amazing YouTube episodes! AntiDysentery.com Burning Man Music Radio That Damned Band "Whisky & Beer (F...

S05 E13 - A Big-Ass Pagan Twist

March 26, 2021 14:53 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

CONTENT WARNING: Military Sexual Trauma. Neko the Fucking Fairy. #SharpTinkle. It's important to have a code. Someplace from Sandman. Glitter Water Tinkle Piss. Burn differently for success! A little bit of Cafe party. Pulling over POCs. Marcy Pigpen. Do the thing so we can do the thing. The problem with "those" people. Get your showers at Media Mecca. Asshole location. Pet goat sounds. Stupid judgy douche bags. She's got to get the wieners. Beth conflates kids and kinks. Whatever "The Boov...

S05 E12 - Fighting Over the Moons

February 09, 2021 20:04 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

Down with corporate casual dining. Depressed? Still Artax! Jason's edit of Nat, by the by. No one knows Eplaya. Burn this restlessness. Two Trains One Dust. Going light. The Unbearable Lightness of Featherbike. Redundant cinnamon rolls & steam. Banana wheels. Apologies to the DMV. The origin of cats. Your new friend. The Nugget. The giving spirit. Nothing is safe. Mystical Misfits, apparently. Onesies for twosies. BEquinox. Rex segments whenever he wants. We @ 75%. #WhatIsYourSparksStory #He...

Funkiller Chronicle, Episode 1, Part 2 - Actually You're Missing More Than Half - NOTW ch 0-17

January 04, 2021 22:17 - 1 hour - 204 MB

Part two of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on. ********************************************************************* In part 2 of our first episode, Rex goes over the characters in this section, and Beth discusses some of the narrative structures that show up. Predictions and general grab-ass closes out the episode.

Funkiller Chronicle, Episode 1, Part 1 - Actually You're Missing More Than Half - NOTW ch 0-17

January 04, 2021 21:58 - 1 hour - 169 MB

Part one of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on. ********************************************************************* In which we meet our hosts, D-day, Beth, and Rex, and D-day summarizes chapters 0-17 of Name of The Wind.

S05 E11 - A Bit of a Wobble

January 01, 2021 20:03 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

more of it. Surprised? Nah, just culture shocked. Ruled by a fart. Commitments are made in regards to The Granny Trolly. Biscuits: custard cream, jammy dodgers, fig rolls, bourbons, ginger nuts, hobnobs, and sugar daddies. How you exploit your children. Burnt Bridges. Yes, ma'am. The Nasty Feminists. https://twitter.com/ms_pussy_willow/status/1342681824313683968?s=19 RadioAva.org #GoogleSexWorkerMutualAidGroupsAndDonate

S05 BB12 - Goodnight, Shite Year

December 31, 2020 22:14 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

It's the end of the year as we know it. Face ... Off. Lil' Stevie King. House of Leaves AF. Clive Barker's The Scarlet Gospels, among other works. So hard, dude. ATTACK! How get better? What you want instead? Will there be burnsing? What you doon? Which Hot Pocket & wut temp? What drinking? How you? What best prezzie? What look forward to? Here or where? What best 2020? #NoObstructions Music by: That Damned Band - "Circus Day"

S05 E10 - Nothing Political

November 03, 2020 05:56 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

A nose like an otter. Cheerses. Alaska Fire Circus. Barbie Death Village machetes. The Guru of Fire Spinning. Fire Conclave is a competition. Why aren't you hitting yourself? Hailing back to 1987. Termination Dust Bowl Camp and warning things. Googly sack. Trash bears. The principled environs. What's that got to do with the price of gas in Pennsylvania? The ball hitting routine. All of these things for the week after the week after.     Post Block  

S05 BB11 - Gonzo Kinky

October 13, 2020 04:25 - 38 minutes - 53.4 MB

It's happy-happy joy-joy with your pals! Rex is #AtBaahs in Exodus. Cowgirl w/ a deep bend. It's called a "puppet pole." Even Pope isn't completely hard. Beth = POS. He said prodstitutes. Chronkiller Funsicle. We're making a baby! And so did Lizard McGee. True dreams of boaty Burning Man. Never get enough of the fluff. Word salad events. Who wants a smoker? Missing eye contact. Also, Funkiller Pod, unless. Plus, "Fuck This Shit" masks available at burnernarc.com https://lizardmcgee.bandca...

E05 BB10 - A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE RING!!!

September 05, 2020 19:45 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

CONTENT WARNING - SUICIDE 31:26 - 32:45 Accuracy Third's new editor is Jason so meet him now right now. "Life happens" could be a slogan or something. Camp Envy. D-day remembers Element 11. Evanston, WY. Tacoma stinks, apparently literally. Someday, you'll all hear Jason's edit of Nat. We can hear Jason's keyboard and it's incredible. The two interview episode for Jason. Interviewer for us like journalismists is how interviewing works. Who is this new guy, Jason, anyway?! Other art stuff an...

S05 BB09 - Totally Funpressed

September 03, 2020 16:02 - 45 minutes - 62 MB

What we're crying at. Goodbyes and good licks. Chunks. Sadness, and yes, loneliness. Making kissy-face at Burning Man. Making the best of friendships. Instagram snot and radical self expression. What we're working on. Also, we'll throw up. Plus, follow it @! #NeverEndingSeason5 #JKRowlingIsAPieceOfShit "Brooklyn" by Wildlife Control https://wildlifecontrol.bandcamp.com/

S05 BB08 - Fuck Big Daddy Capitalism

August 12, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

Gabriel (Han Cholo) & Robin (Lazy Fuck) are quar-rioting in Vegas. Community. Polycamperous. Volunteering overnight. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ACAB

S05 BB07 - ATTACK! Questions

July 01, 2020 18:59 - 1 hour - 113 MB

Family. Shame. Great year. Regret. Parenting. Betrayal. Butt stuff. Fights. Memories. Fears. Dirt. Embarrassing. Decision. Apology. Cherries. Stealing. Drunk. Seriously, more butt stuff? Manipulation. Tickled. Ugly. Nightmares. Housing. Bedding. Kindness. Fucking. Junior High School. Sadness. Working. Public. Smelling. Avoidance. MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Power Drive" https://eyeofdoom.bandcamp.com/releases

S05 BB06 - Burn Barrel Chat: Origins

June 16, 2020 18:36 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MB

Synth-Meth is not funny. D-day met Rex. Beth met Rex. Beth met D-day. Grad school. The street. The theater. Rex met Beth. Craft party. Early Burn. Into the darkness. Sycamore. Benders. Podcast. Arbitrarily limiting bunches. Also, General Strike! Plus: #ElonMuskCanGoFuckHimself MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Nowhere" https://eyeofdoom.bandcamp.com/releases

S05 BB05 - Cheery Good Times

June 01, 2020 21:33 - 1 hour - 84 MB

King Nipples. And now, his hairiness. Who got fired? Euphemisms for "hanging out." Sarcasm &/or irony = dead. Laddering for show offs. Most of the work; none of the play. Beth's dairy tears. Skip past us talking about the POTUS. Stay for the hip, young dudes. Making "music" and "humor." A lot of Juggalo documentaries. Bawdy Storytelling. Also, WTF with puns? Plus, There Will Be Bread. MUSIC: Midtown Social "Believe"

S05 E09 - Gentle Pushes from a Great Distance

June 01, 2020 21:21 - 1 hour - 194 MB

Bryan did not make a Burning Man festival. Missing the bandwagon. Self-aggrandizement and we. The tears of the Triangle Temple. Good tents are heavy tents. A handful of pills and three bananas. Post Temple exodus like rolled it. Shamelessly subbing. That quick-set cement lifestyle. Burning Man art all over California. California: always on fire. Weird year. Luck and $500 bucks. Letting it breathe. Thank you for the party. Being burnier than thou. Please don't climb Temple. #ClimbTheTemple. T...

S05 BB04 - Burn Barrel Chat: Eclipsed Mailbag

May 16, 2020 01:31 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

Commercials for cartoons. JRS and social media Burning Mans. Ren & Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, and Danger Mouse. [Scat!] Mailbag: D-Day's ADD can't Advanced D&D from Brian the Temple Guardian. Bex, Reth, and D-day. Ozark & 3.5 dads & Tiger King. Vermin Supreme?! The Employer's Feed. DJ Same DJ is pigeon.heart on Spotify. A3rd is also Spotified. [Scat!] Mailbag: Mohawk John's voodoo reiki dolls. Us playing Eclipse on YouTube now. We want a soak. Victory Mead. The Society for Creatively Anach...

S05 BB03 – Burn Barrel Chat: Media

May 14, 2020 17:53 - 1 hour - 170 MB

PODCASTS: Running from Cops, Ear Hustle, Dirty John, Who the Hell is Hamish?, Reply All, Quick Question, Trump Inc., What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law, 99% Invisible, Intercepted, Deconstructed, The Bechdel Cast, The Daily Zeitgeist, On The Media, It Could Happen Here, The Women's War, Worst Year Ever, The King Mobcast, Punch Up the Jam FICTION: Motherless Brooklyn, Illuminatus!, The Martian, Magic for Beginners, Dune, Kill All Normies, Junky, In Watermelon Sugar, any one Tom Robbins ...

S05 E08 - Cum & Crumbs

May 06, 2020 23:10 - 1 hour - 178 MB

Presenting Little Red & Mr. Mello. Who loves lines? A day of sweats. Roommate consideration confessional. The popular Mormon. Throwing shade at Orgy Dome. Baseline fun-danger. Their thing's name is hard-pan. Fertilizing the playa. The West Pole. We have become the swingers of worlds. Don't fuck-die at Burning Man. Runner band cock ring gifts. Frog Pond Fuck House. X-Cult. Also, Beth has already had The Thing. Plus, crystal flipping.

S05 BB02 - Burn Barrel Chat: Feel the No Burn

April 21, 2020 19:24 - 57 minutes - 133 MB

We graciously invite the Pope. The mommas and the poppas on the social medias. Politics politics politics politics. #VanLife. Who thinks there are enough public toilets? Not us. The Soak I-5 carport. The Friday Zoom Call (we asked.) Popes Pagan Post. [Scat] Mailbag: The Inescapable Joy-ness of Reaching Out. A bunch of burning scams.

S05 E0X - Burn Barrel Chat 02: Feel the No Burn

April 21, 2020 19:24 - 57 minutes - 133 MB

We graciously invite the Pope. The mommas and the poppas on the social medias. Politics politics politics politics. #VanLife. Who thinks there are enough public toilets? Not us. The Soak I-5 carport. The Friday Zoom Call (we asked.) Popes Pagan Post. [Scat] Mailbag: The Inescapable Joy-ness of Reaching Out. A bunch of burning scams.

S05 E07 - The Truest Version of Yourself

April 21, 2020 18:59 - 1 hour - 216 MB

What the fuck is going on, basically. The DMV is a real job. Motel 666. The same, but with douche bags. Glorious theater weirdos came. Pure agency Halloween. He called us journalists. Nostalgia v. immediacy. 100% unoriginal transformational snowflakes. Behind the filthy curtain. The Sherpa Liberation Front. Ellis Island is not in New York, New York. 1993 site works. The Generator is dead; long live The Generator. Wondering about kids. Losing the gate road. We want Grover to come over. Also, ...

S05 E06 - Gray Water for Days

March 31, 2020 16:39 - 1 hour - 189 MB

Dragon Heart, Chickadee, Ohman, & David Magichands celebrate 20 years of that heebie and jeebie stuff. Everybody touches the dirty hippies in one way or another. All the different modalities. Heal the world; make it a better place. Heebie 4 Lyfe. 70 touch millions intentionally. Dull to the sparkly but smart about the showers. Instant body juice. Real broken fucks. Manifesting a tub of oil. Nerds with pugil sticks. The authenticity of Steve the Average Burner. D-day doesn't need playa therap...

S05 E0X - Burn Barrel Chat & Mailbag 01

March 29, 2020 17:43 - 1 hour - 163 MB

The world has turned and left us here. Friendship distancing. Nonprofit profiteering apocalypse. Feeling drrrty. Digital signatures and wastes of money. [Scat!] Mailbag: Ladders and balloons. Beth is doing God's polyamory work. Alphabet's fingle, Google. A street sweeping test. Robots 4 the Homeless. [Scat!] Mailbag: Derailleur from GPE. Something about community. [Scat!] Mailbag: BWB w/o plywood. Also, for $10,000 we will make you podcasts for free. Plus, he's not a real doctor. #PleaseDont...

S05 BB01 - Burn Barrel Chat: Mailbag

March 29, 2020 17:43 - 1 hour - 163 MB

The world has turned and left us here. Friendship distancing. Nonprofit profiteering apocalypse. Feeling drrrty. Digital signatures and wastes of money. [Scat!] Mailbag: Ladders and balloons. Beth is doing God's polyamory work. Alphabet's fingle, Google. A street sweeping test. Robots 4 the Homeless. [Scat!] Mailbag: Derailleur from GPE. Something about community. [Scat!] Mailbag: BWB w/o plywood. Also, for $10,000 we will make you podcasts for free. Plus, he's not a real doctor. #PleaseDont...

S05 E05 - Butts & Bacon, Basically

March 17, 2020 23:36 - 1 hour - 210 MB

Giving your life to the AI. More than phones at Burning Man. Living vicariously. Shish-Car-Bob-B-Que. Take your call outside. Really good at barista. Maxie brings out your women. It's cool now. Make Burning Man. Weather on the radio. It's all built on metal plates. Also, D-day doesn't talk about butt-stuff. Plus, your computer is nakedly motivated.

S05 E04 - The Downside of Armpit Hugging

March 03, 2020 18:52 - 1 hour - 167 MB

Sass is part of the Internet now. All the volunteer jobs. D-day did not have the ups to ruin the spiderweb. It's always someone else's dome. Rattan usually sucks. A ticket and a tee and also fuck Elko. Balloon Chain. Anal Balloons. Soap bubble balloons. Balloon around the world. The People's Republic of East Davis. unSCruz brings it on green grass. Fragile art and fragile people. Do you like airplane jumping? Tweakers be whittling. You can bring rebar to the scrapyard?! Underpants gasket. In...

S05 E03 - Presenting as Gate

February 14, 2020 01:57 - 1 hour - 174 MB

We will get you laid. More Malört, always more. Calamity. Commodifying sobriety. We are now proudly missing deadlines. Stephanie. Please don't eat food cooked on or in non-food service metal. Fluffers provide life support. Plus One. Fuck Dennis Kucinich, apparently. Throwing the C-suite under the bus. Gate Obtuse Director. Beth doesn't know Deadmau5. Baby Boy v. Turnaround. Spires need the right number of spire-doers. The 420 ballista. Gate loves loving on Gate. We have deaf camps. Cones and...

S05 E02 - Aim High & Do Low

February 01, 2020 18:02 - 1 hour - 189 MB

We met Han Cholo & Lazy Fuck at the first A3rd live show. Easily impressed by dragons. Diego Rivera. Paco delicious. D-day makes clothes from 90s dork-culture. Children's Theatre. There are no good Eric Roberts characters. The 9-11 of the DMT of boxing. 9-12 year old boxing. What the fuck, psytrance?! The Moop Master. Change your hoses and belts, willya? One Sponge Bob; one dog. 420 @ 69. If you don't know Cell Space, you can't know Cell Space. Rex made a "hot" pun. More Animal Control, we g...

S05 E01 - All Man Base Are Belong To Us

January 15, 2020 05:28 - 1 hour - 155 MB

We're back. The maze around the man. The dope and beer club. What happened with the Mega Man? Holding something long down. Who Burns The Burning Man? The collapsing man. Three guys talking about guys. The health of the fire. Prematuring Man. Also, heroic whiskey drinking. Plus, our intros and outros need work.

S05 E00 - 2019 Afterburn

December 30, 2019 02:15 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

What happened to the truck? It's Pope. Fuck Hard. D-day's Deep Playa Experience. Next art! Penalty Bar hurts people. HOSE CLAMPS ARE NOT STRUCTURAL. Beth's pregnant ankle. Face burnt Folly. Thank you, No Drama Moonbeam. We got the Alien Head back. Burning Man = terrible music. Rex wants a family. All kiosks are little to Pope. Hands up!

When you go, please take the bear with you.

August 21, 2019 04:50 - 2 hours - 353 MB

Ranger Tanuki is our guide into the world of the Black Rock Rangers, your friends in Khaki. Plus Ranger stories from Accuracy Third guests.

S04 E16 - Wherein Your Hosts Utterly Fail to Introduce their Guest (Featuring Pete Crash)

August 07, 2019 20:29 - 2 hours - 338 MB

We're all friends with Soup Soup Soup Flavored Blankets. Buttercup from some other Buttercup's Camp Buttercup. Newbie crab-free zones. Noodles and the first actual radio. Rides for soup. The apps. #throatgoals We play games! We're all poly now. What about your titty wagon? Best flavored beacon. Under the face of Noodles. Prepare for your present. Rex is the asshole. How will our soup stay sopping? Random Trump nuzzlings. OUP. Come early, feed the art. The scary tent conceals the fucking. Con...

S04 E15 - Getting Hand Skills

July 24, 2019 04:51 - 1 hour - 258 MB

Flaming Lotus Fundraising Fire Flies. Hundreds of people. Fifteen pieces. Worldwide. Cell Space. Noise Bridge. The nerd community. The Box Shop, Sonny Barger, Hells Angles, and Hunter S. Thompson. Serpent legs and all. How did it go before the apps? Friendship Mfg. Co. The piece is your friends and family. Desiccated Flying Locust Girls. A step further than Burning Man. Nearly killing Caroline. Fourth of Juplaya, 2008. Getting out now. Beautiful creepy stories of friendship. Loud Party at Or...

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