Episode 70: Lightning Round 7

English - November 04, 2019 11:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MB - ★★★★★ - 20 ratings
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.

Time Stamps

[00:00:36] Salem in October

[00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?

[00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?

[00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?

[00:17:01] What if our teeth were like shark teeth?

[00:21:28] What if you had to stay upside-down at all times?

[00:24:57] What if you were an old-time pirate in the modern world?

[00:28:16] What if every animal had a unicorn horn?

[00:34:13] What if cannons were the only form of travel?

[00:38:38] How would you over-dramatically quit your job after winning the lottery?

[00:42:23] Would you rather: blow up 100 balloons OR lick 300 envelopes

[00:54:25] Outro

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