Absurd Hypotheticals
213 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsAbsurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Episode 183: What if EVERYONE lived on an ISLAND?
November 21, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms move to their own islands! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - Chris’s Answer - Less People Same Islands 00:16:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Same People Same Islands 00:29:08 - Ben’s Answer - Same People More Islands 00:41:43...
Episode 182: Could you EAT the STAY PUFT Marshmallow Man?
October 24, 2022 10:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch Halloween movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:02 - Ben’s Movie - Ghostbusters 00:16:59 - Chris’s Movie - Legend of Sleepy Hollow 00:29:44 - Marcus’s Movie - Hocus Pocus 00:43:18 - Would you rather: go trick-o...
Episode 181: How much candy could PENNYWISE get on HALLOWEEN?
October 10, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms trick or treat! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:20 - Chris’s Monster - It 00:12:55 - Ben’s Monster - The Thing 00:23:18 - Marcus’s Monster - Gremlins 00:31:34 - Trick or Treat! 00:59:07 - Would you rather: have it ra...
Episode 180: What if every FORTUNE COOKIE came true?
September 26, 2022 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.9 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true? 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball? 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup? 0...
Episode 179: What if the VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR kept eating?
September 12, 2022 10:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms tackle children’s books! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Marcus’s Answer - The Very Hungry Caterpillar 00:12:12 - Ben’s Answer - Yurtle the Turtle 00:26:32 - Chris’s Answer - Where’s Waldo 00:42:08 - Would you rat...
Episode 178: What if NORSE MYTHS were real?
August 29, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms struggle to pronounce Scandinavian words! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:49 - Chris’s Answer - Creation 00:16:31 - Ben’s Answer - Gold Rings 00:27:52 - Marcus’s Answer - Ragnarok 00:42:58 - Would you rather: be a reve...
Episode 177: Could OCEAN'S ELEVEN run a restaurant?
August 15, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms give up crime and open a restaurant! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:11 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean’s Eleven 00:13:23 - Chris’s Answer - Mission Impossible 00:25:55 - Ben’s Answer - Fast and Furious 00:39:39 - The Winne...
Episode 176: What if there was an ICE AGE overnight?
August 01, 2022 10:00 - 48 minutes - 45.1 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms freeze over in the next ice age! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Ben’s Answer - Heating 00:16:03 - Chris’s Answer - Food 00:26:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean 00:34:11 - Would you rather: sniff butts like a dog when ...
Episode 175: What if everything was made of PAPER?
July 18, 2022 10:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:51 - Chris’s Answer - Paper Airplanes 00:15:55 - Marcus’s Answer - Paper Computers 00:31:45 - Ben’s Answer - Making Paper with Paper 00:41:58 - Would you rat...
Episode 175: What if everything was made of paper?
July 18, 2022 10:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:51 - Chris’s Answer - Paper Airplanes 00:15:55 - Marcus’s Answer - Paper Computers 00:31:45 - Ben’s Answer - Making Paper with Paper 00:41:58 - Would you rat...
Episode 174: Random Superpower Fight 8
July 04, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms get dumb superpowers again! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Chris’s Fighter - Ms. Move 00:08:47 - Ben’s Fighter - Braking News 00:14:48 - Marcus’s Fighter - Hagatha 00:19:41 - The Fight 00:50:51 - Spin the Wheel ...
Episode 173: Obi Wan Kenobi vs Morpheus vs Phil - Who would train the best hero?
June 20, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - Marcus’s Trainer - Obi Wan Kenobi 00:11:38 - Chris’s Trainer - Morpheus 00:15:56 - Ben’s Trainer - Phil (Hercules) 00:26:18 - The Fight 00:50:09 - Spi...
Episode 172: Why did Tom Cruise replace his eyes in Minority Report?
June 13, 2022 10:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben’s Answer - Top Gun 00:15:00 - Marcus’s Answer - War of the Worlds 00:25:40 - Chris’s Answer - Minority Report 00:34:49 - Would you rather: slow dow...
Episode 171: What if you had Jedi powers?
June 06, 2022 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:38 - Chris’s Answer - Tutaminis 00:11:54 - Ben’s Answer - Jedi Mind Trick 00:24:06 - Marcus’s Answer - Force Choke 00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fir...
Episode 171: What if you had JEDI powers?
June 06, 2022 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:38 - Chris’s Answer - Tutaminis 00:11:54 - Ben’s Answer - Jedi Mind Trick 00:24:06 - Marcus’s Answer - Force Choke 00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fir...
Announcement: New Return Date is June 6
May 09, 2022 10:00 - 42 seconds - 678 KBMarcus’s wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you soon!
Episode 170: What if everyone lived in a trash can?
April 18, 2022 10:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can? 00:13:15 - What if you had a tail? 00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail? 00:19:44 - What if we forgot ev...
Episode 169: What if everything was twice as smelly?
April 11, 2022 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Chris’s Answer - Loud 00:10:42 - Ben’s Answer - Bright 00:20:30 - Marcus’s Answer - Smelly 00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be ...
Episode 168: Disney Princess Crime Spree?
April 04, 2022 10:00 - 56 minutes - 52.3 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Ben’s Answer - Cinderella 00:11:49 - Chris’s Answer - Mulan 00:22:02 - Marcus’s Answer - Elsa 00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree 00:46:55 - Woul...
Episode 167: What if everyone used photosynthesis?
March 28, 2022 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Ben’s Answer - Could We Survive? 00:11:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Animals 00:29:03 - Chris’s Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide 00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be ti...
Episode 166: What if Greek Myths were real?
March 21, 2022 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus’s Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods 00:14:07 - Ben’s Answer - The Hydra 00:24:37 - Chris’s Answer - The Fates 00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evi...
Episode 165: Could a dog play poker?
March 14, 2022 10:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Chris’s Answer - Poker 00:14:29 - Ben’s Answer - Air Bud 00:27:51 - Marcus’s Answer - Smell 00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand? 00:45:55 ...
Episode 164: Batman vs Light Yagami vs Agent 47 [FIGHT]
March 07, 2022 11:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have secret identities! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:41 - Ben’s Fighter - Batman 00:07:13 - Chris’s Fighter - Agent 47 00:13:41 - Marcus’s Fighter - Light Yagami 00:17:33 - The Fight 00:48:07 - The Results 00:51...
Episode 163: What if Batman gadgets were real?
February 28, 2022 11:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms play with gadgets…Batman’s gadgets! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Batmobile 00:14:33 - Chris’s Answer - Bat Signal 00:27:06 - Ben’s Answer - Bat Shark Repellent 00:36:27 - Would you rather: hav...
Episode 162: How to Improve Tennis
February 21, 2022 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve tennis! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - Chris’s Answer - Long Rallies 00:10:37 - Ben’s Answer - Soccer 00:18:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Electrons 00:30:29 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of...
Episode 161: NFL Mascot Bracket
February 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch mascots play football! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:50 - AFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:28:54 - AFC Divisional Playoffs 00:35:29 - AFC Championship 00:37:07 - NFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:56:17 - NFC Divisional Pla...
Episode 160: What if all toilets disappeared?
February 07, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: [email protected] On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms call the plumber! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - What if clouds were solid/semi-solid? 00:07:52 - What if the internet broke? 00:15:15 - What if you had a maximum number of steps per day? 00:21:47 - What if all...
Episode 159: 2021 Remix
December 27, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode159 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms mash together lots of questions from 2021! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - ...
Episode 158: What if every day was Christmas?
December 20, 2021 11:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode158 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it is Christmas, because every day is Christmas! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01...
Episode 157: What if it never stopped raining?
December 13, 2021 11:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode157 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it rains forever! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:48 - Chris’s Answer - Flooding...
Episode 156: What if all animals ran 100 mph?
December 06, 2021 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode156 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch animals run really slow and really fast! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:...
Episode 155: Voltron vs Mechagodzilla vs Jaegers [GIANT ROBOT FIGHT]
November 29, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode155 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit three giant robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:18 -...
Episode 154: Terminator vs Astro Boy vs Bender [ROBOT FIGHT]
November 22, 2021 11:00 - 55 minutes - 51.5 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode154 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit some famous robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 -...
Episode 153: What if all bridges were made of spaghetti?
November 15, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 40 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode153 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms return to some old questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Marcus’s Ans...
Episode 152: What if no one had to sleep?
November 08, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode152 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms stop doing very important things! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Marcus’s...
Episode 151: How would you improve Quidditch?
November 01, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBFor a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode151 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve sports that don’t exist! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:06 - Marcus’s...
Episode 150: What if all doors were random? - Lightning Round 15
October 25, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - What if dogs played poker? 00:07:16 - What if it rained cats and dogs? 00:13:14...
Episode 149: What if all animals had eight legs?
October 18, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams ask really weird bug related questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:08 - Marcus’s Answer - What if all animals had eight legs? 00:14:20 - Alex’s Answer - Wha...
Episode 148: Random Superpower Fight 7
October 11, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 42.3 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams choose more random superpowers and fight to the death! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:34 - Ben’s Fighter - Mr. Ed 00:09:20 - Marcus’s Fighter - Starburst 00:14...
Announcement: New Return Date is October 11
September 20, 2021 10:00 - 48 seconds - 771 KBDue to our busy schedules, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is October 11. We're excited to be back. See you then!
Episode 147: What if Earth spun 10x faster?
June 21, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if Earth spun 10x faster? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Ben’s Answer - Day/Night Cycle 00:15:40 - Chris’s Answer - Gravity 00:2...
Episode 146: What if all continents were connected?
June 14, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutes - 40.5 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if all continents were connected? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Climate 00:13:51 - Ben’s Answer - Exploration ...
Episode 145: What if everything was human-powered?
June 07, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms power the world in three different ways! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Chris’s Answer - Human Power 00:17:37 - Ben’s Answer - Steam Power 00:28:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Nuc...
Episode 144: Random Superpower Fight 6
May 31, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:46 - Chris’s Fighter - Handyman 00:10:28 - Marcus’s Fighter - The Compromiser 00:16:49 - Be...
Episode 143: What if concrete didn't exist?
May 24, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if concrete didn't exist? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Buildings 00:10:14 - Chris’s Answer - History 00:23:45...
Episode 142: What if nothing was transparent?
May 17, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if nothing was transparent? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:14 - Ben’s Answer - Windshields 00:12:05 - Chris’s Answer - Light Bulbs 00:...
Episode 141: How would you improve hockey?
May 10, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: How would you improve hockey? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:20 - Chris’s Answer - Air Hockey 00:11:55 - Ben’s Answer - More Goalies 00:21:...
Episode 140: What if all worms were gummy worms? - Lightning Round 14
May 03, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - What if all worms were gummy worms? 00:07:18 - What if all rocks were pop rocks? ...
Episode 139: What if The Matrix was a real computer?
April 26, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if Keanu Reeves movies were real? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:53 - Marcus’s Answer - The Matrix 00:15:53 - Ben’s Answer - Speed 00:...
Episode 138: He-Man vs G.I. Joe vs Stretch Armstrong [ACTION FIGURE FIGHT]
April 19, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 55.1 MBSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: Which action figure would win in a fight? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Ben’s Fighter - Stretch Armstrong 00:11:26 - Marcus’s Fighter -...