Episode Five: The Catholic Schoolgirl Outfit

At this point I’m off to a flying start, landing interviews with Mookie, Doc, and Darryl. I’m even sitting next to Darryl while he signs autographs! I’m living the dream! But all it took was one fateful day at Flushing for Citi Field to turn into Nightmare City. Picture It: I’m at the Home Run Apple, handing out flyers for my Kickstarter campaign, wearing a schoolgirl outfit straight out of Holy Rosary. Suddenly, I see Jesse Orosco. I start to approach. But before I can reach him, the duel forces of sports agents and Mets brass converge on me. This is when the drama begins.