4th & Inches
109 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★ - 35 ratingsThe original show for Dolphins fans who don't take life too seriously... NOW IN SEASON SEVEN! More entertaining Dolphins content does not exist in this or any other universe, and that's a scientific fact. --- FAIR WARNING: NSFW, Adults Only
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The Worst Ones | 2 Inches SERIES PREMIERE
July 17, 2020 00:00 - 11 months - 32 BytesThe Inches Channel is proud to present the series premiere of a bad idea! The two most cynical pricks on the 4th & Inches show tag-team your eardrums in this new adventure, where no one is here to serve as a buffer between us. Mike and Vero. Two inches in your mouth. LFG!
Rona Mist & Tone is Pissed | Season 3 Episode 2
July 06, 2020 00:00 - 10 months - 29 BytesFlush that Rona Mist into the air for all to breathe! Spread that positivity (and your cheeks) far and wide on this week's fresh episode of your secret whore's favorite Dolphins show! Vero, Tone, Mike, and Inches' official butt-boy Travis, bring you another half hour of 100% COVID-infected bliss, guaranteed to contain less than 3% Dolphins talk! Inhale our mist and enjoy your last days on this Earth!
New Host Serta-fication | Inches Season 3 Premiere
June 22, 2020 00:00 - 1 year - 52 BytesSEASON 3 IS HERE, and we've got a new host! We introduce Travis to the team so he can introduce your mattress to the cream! And of course welcome back to the undisputed dick-swingers of Dolphins shows...52 minutes of pleasure just for you!
Legends Never Die | Dedicated to the Greatest Coach of All Time
May 11, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 25 MBAfter Vero ghosted Mike and Tone on Friday for like the third time ever, Mike ghosted Tone and Vero for like the 3 million and third time. So the first dose of Inches this year is a Dolphins Smoke Sesh! Unfortunately, Season 3 of Inches started off on a solemn note. The boys put one in the air for the legend of all legends, the immortal Don Shula, may he Rest in Perfection. They also give their takes on the current state of the team following the 2020 Draft, the acquisition of Tua Tagovailoa,...
Tua Minutes of Pleasure
April 26, 2020 00:00 - 9 minutes - 8.94 MBMike and Tone suck major peen... Vero keeps the channel active by shitting on them for several minutes while making useless observations about the Draft.
Johnson & Johnson & Johnson: Your Vaccine is Ready
April 17, 2020 00:00 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MBThe undisputed, undefeated, heavy-cock champion of ALL Dolphins podcasts is back after Vero hunted Mike and Tone down like the filthy corona-infected dogs they are, to bring you this lovely pre-draft episode. As usual, we brought nothing but the purest and most elite Dolphins discussion possible. The fact that you get to listen to it for free when you could pay us a million dollars and still not deserve it, is quite frankly, disgusting.
Inches & Company| Paging Dr. Robert | Episode #10
April 01, 2020 00:00 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBHappy 04/20 to the Inches Family! No April foolin' going on here, just another edition of your favorite Dolphins fan guest show in the world! Inches & Company is back with the ol' TFB crew, Vero and special guest Ron Canniff. They talked about everything from sharts, to TV, to sharting in front of the TV. They roasted Mike a Tone a little bit too, because why not?Enjoy!
WEEKEND at MIKEY'S | The Mike Byke Episode | 4th & Inches
March 22, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBHE BYKE! Well how do you like that, Mike's NOT DEAD (as of March 22nd, stay tuned for updates). And so he returns for like the fifth time. However, you won't see him on Twitter anymore, which means that right here on Inches is your only chance to put a little Mike up your tailpipe and smoke him! We talked about The Rona, and how it figures to cancel the 2020 season, and what that means for the world, and more importantly, our channel. Strap in, strap up, and strap on. Elite Inches coming up,...
Dingdong The Bitch Has Fled! | Inches & Co. | #HeGone Edition
March 18, 2020 00:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MBTHE MOMENT CAME AND SO DID WE! On this elite episode of Inches and Company, Vero and Tone were joined by Chris and Isaac (@BallsOnFleek, @IDB1127) to herald the exodus of Tom Brady and officially deliver the death knell to a spoon-fed nations of bitchass hoes known as Patriots fans (Sob for us, dickholes!). We also covered the HUGE gains secured by the Dolphins in Free Agency and what it all means for the team going forward. Miss this show, and you might as well follow Tommy into the depths ...
Inches & Company| Don't Make This Go Viral | Ep.#9
March 15, 2020 00:00 - 20 minutes - 18.3 MBFor this episode, Tone and Vero were joined by an Irish-Swiss man without even knowing it. Big Willie Ramirez threw us a curve ball on his country of residence, but we were happy to learn a little bit about Switzerland, and officially give the show international status! Inches Worldwide is a thing now. Check it out.
Inches & Company| From Shart to Finish | Ep.#8
March 11, 2020 00:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MBThe 8th Edition of Inches & Company featured Vero and guest Nemmy, who did some Dolphins discussion, but saved the show by switching gears to talking shit about Mike and Tone, as well as covering the very 'Inches' topic of sharting. Enjoy!
Inches & Company| Shits, Brits, and 16 Bits | Ep.#7
March 08, 2020 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBVero has been unstoppable in bringing you as many Dolphins Twitter guests as possible in recent weeks. The Inches & Company train keeps rolling today with @houtz as the guest, and will be pulling into the station again on Wednesday! You do not deserve this much content, but fuck it, here it is.
Inches & Company | Who Hid the Garlic?! | Vol. 6
March 04, 2020 00:00 - 19 minutes - 17.8 MBThe true Inches content has returned, as promised. Tone returned too, after a short break, and just in time, too. If you had a million years, you'd never guess what became the primary topic of today's show, which also featured GTH as a guest. There's only one way to find out who hid the garlic and why! Enjoy the show or a lemon!
Inches & Company | Jenni Escapes Jersey | Episode #8675309
March 01, 2020 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MBAfter supporting the channel from the very beginning, Inches Queen and Secretary of State Jennifer FINALLY makes an appearance, as she drives home from a trip to some state that is rumored to be located near New York (Source Needed). Tune in for the butt stories, stay for the Tone and Mike bashing!
Inches & Company| Pred's Upside Ya Head! | 4th Edition
February 21, 2020 00:00 - 21 minutes - 19.3 MBWith Mike (deceased) and Tone (shrooming) unavailable for the last several weeks, Vero takes it upon himself to keep the channel alive by fielding a fourth Inches & Co. episode, at least a year since volume 3. The lovely Pred (aka @Predatorology on Twitter) joins Vero to talk about the proposed changes to the NFL by way of the current CBA talks, the Dolphins situation heading into the Draft, and first impressions after the past couple weeks of inaugural XFL action. Also hear what movies and T...
"GOAT" Killers! | Dolphins Smoke Sesh (S2E4)
January 17, 2020 00:00 - 35 minutes - 32 MBVero and Tone got sick of waiting to see if Mike was still living on this planet, so for the first Inches release of the year, we have the fourth installment of Dolphins Smoke Sesh! Most of the time was spent discussing the Dolphins-sponsored downfall of the Patriots and Mike, as well as a bunch of other crap that you'll have to listen to find out about. Like always, this is an episode that you don't want to miss. Unless you're Mike. Who missed it. ----- Aside from that, Inches 2nd Season ha...
A Very Merry Shitsmas
December 24, 2019 00:00 - 19 minutes - 17.8 MBSeason's Greetings, ya filthy animals! Whatever you celebrate, celebrate it with your favorite foul mouthed elves here on Inches. Quick recap of the Bengals game, and a look-ahead to the Patriots and beyond! Warm your peens and vajeens by the fire and chill with your boys on Episode 12, A Very Merry Shitsmas!
Perfectly Normal Episode
December 17, 2019 00:00 - 7 months - 20 BytesThe guys totally normally break down the previous game and look ahead to the next one, which is in no way suspicious or out of the ordinary, and you can't prove otherwise so why don't you cry about it. So that's all, just a regular-ass episode of the greatest #MiamiDolphins show to ever exist, that is quite simply unremarkable because it's completely and 100% normal.
DeBlunte Sparker | Dolphins Smoke Sesh (S2E3)
December 03, 2019 00:00 - 5 months - 16 BytesThe Miami Dolphins handed the Philadelphia Eagles their own asses on Sunday, and Gase's Jets are scheduled for the next beatdown. With Mike once again M.I.A. and possibly dead for real this time, the show must go on, so Tone and Vero go over what passed and what's to come. ------ The guys are looking for more out of DeVante Parker than just one huge game, but that huge game did lead to today's elite episode cover image. "DeBlunte Sparker" is now officially a thing. As freakin' usual, you hea...
Brian Flores Will Kick Your Ass | 4th & Inches (S02E10)
November 15, 2019 00:00 - 9 months - 24 BytesThat's it. That's the whole message. Brian Flores will literally beat your ass. Have a nice day. (S02E10)
Adam Gase Blows (a Tread on the Dolphins' Tank)
November 05, 2019 00:00 - 8 months - 22 BytesMike returns to Inches after a long break of a Mike-like nature. Vero and Tone welcome him back despite no one really having even noticed he was gone. The main focus was the ineptitude of the Adam #Gase #Jets, a team which will surely go down in infamy as one of the worst ever, on account of having lost to the #Dolphins in such humiliating fashion. Darnold saw ghosts, and Ryan Fitzpatrick saw moist panties being thrown down from the crowd as he lit the Jets up like a cheap cigar. Despite a t...
Mike is Dead | Dolphins Smoke Sesh (S2E2)
October 27, 2019 00:00 - 6 months - 16 BytesWith our brother Baked Beans still M.I.A. like MIA, Vero and Tone take to the 4th & Inches recording lounge and blaze some fire for you this Sunday morning. The Dolphins take on the Steelers on MNF tomorrow, so we talked about that. But mostly just bullshitted around like usual. Light something up and enjoy S2E2 of Dolphins Smoke Sesh!
Perfect Season 2.0
October 17, 2019 00:00 - 8 months - 23 BytesAfter a taking an extended two week break, the Inches Crew returns for a look at the present state of things as the Miami Dolphins seek their sixth straight "victory" in Buffalo this weekend. The Bengals are the other elite tank squad, but as of now, the Dolphins Perfect Season 2.0 is still intact ----- We also took questions from our Twitter audience, and Vero rushed everyone through the process so he wouldn't be late for sexy time. Don't miss Season 2, Episode 8 of 4th & Inches, the greate...
Fins Remain Perfect Heading into the BYE | Dolphins Smoke Sesh
October 01, 2019 00:00 - 11 months - 31 BytesThe return of Dolphins Smoke Sesh with Tone & Vero took awhile, but here it finally is! After at least three to seven attempts to link up with Tone for a sesh, Vero finally got through. Tone relays his gameday experience attending the #Dolphins successful Week 3 matchup against the LA Dischargers. The guy even called up Mike and he actually picked up. Don't miss the Smoke Sesh Season 2 Premiere, and stay tuned for a new inches after the BYE!
Our Show Can Beat Up Your Show | Inches Mailbag
September 26, 2019 00:00 - 1 year - 38 BytesFor this seventh installment of the 4th & Inches second season, the dudes put out a Twitter mailbag call. Many of our listeners responded with their #MiamiDolphins questions, and we made an effort to answer them. We talked about a little of everything, except for #LACvsMIA, the Dolphins upcoming Week 4 matchup with the #LAChargers. Our bad. You wouldn't have liked it anyway. To find out about all the varied subjects we covered, you'll just have to listen to the show. Sorry about that as well.
TANKS for the Memories | Inches VIP Extras
September 21, 2019 00:00 - 3 months - 10 BytesVero, Tone, and Mike like the conversations they have off the air when shows are over more than doing the show itself. After we finished recording Season 2 Episode 6, we stuck around for another 10 minutes to talk about nothing. ---- It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Miami Dolphins or our Week 3 Tank Facilitator, the Dallas Cowboys. ---- Once again, we did not do a #MIAvsDAL preview show this week. This stupid crap is all you get. Enjoy, buttwads!
Patriots Face Lose-Lose Scenario in Miami
September 12, 2019 00:00 - 10 months - 30 BytesInches is back less than a week after our elite Week 1 special that no one listened to! We're doin' it again and we don't care if you listen this time either. We continue to set the record straight for all the fans that seem confused about the situation for the #Dolphins. We talk about the hoeass #Patriots coming to Miami for a meaningless game that Mike unexpectedly gave meaning to! Don't miss his epic victory pledge. Oh yeah, and Vero was plastered once again. Cheers. --- See everyone som...
Dolphins Week 1 Preview: The BEARD Stands Alone
September 07, 2019 00:00 - 11 months - 30 BytesThe 5th edition of 4th & Inches SZN2 was unsurprisingly another fun installment of literally the most entertaining #MiamiDolphins show in existence. Vero was drunk, Tone was washed, and Mike was layin' that Boston speech impediment down thicc as hell. The elite Inches crew talked about everything from the annoyance of both the real and fake Dolphins media, how to approach the season mentally, how to beat the Ravens and our chances of doing so, and a whole lot more. --- You can find our #Rave...
Josh Rosen: TRUST or BUST?
August 19, 2019 00:00 - 9 months - 26 BytesOn the fourth installment of Inches SZN2, the boys are joined by the infamous @PabloGRadio to discuss the #MiamiDolphins 1st *or* 2nd string QB Josh Rosen --- This very sexy foursome engages in a little light foreplay and debate about Rosen's readiness, chances of starting, and whether or not new Head Coach Brian Flores will go all in for the inexperienced second-year player --- We ask that you leave us your ratings and comments ifyou're listening on iTunes or anywhere else ratings apply. ...
Miami Dolphins: Super Bowl Bound
August 11, 2019 00:00 - 10 months - 29 BytesThe preseason game 1 overreaction show is here! Get ready for THE MOST Dolphins talk we've ever had on a single show. We talked Kenyan Drake, Preston Williams, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Josh Rosen, Brian Flores and a whole lot more. We also added the classic inappropriate Inches flair, because it's literally what we do. --- Stick around to the end of the show if you missed the premiere of TWO hot new Inches MUSIC Singles by MK3 and $ToneOz. --- iTunes listeners! We want your feedback/reviews/ratings...
INCHES MUSIC: "On the RedZone Channel" - Featuring $ToneOZ
August 06, 2019 00:00 - 1 minute - 1.82 MB4th & Inches, the first and only Miami Dolphins channel to have a world class record label, has done it again. From Inches Worldwide Records, please enjoy the soon-to-be-quintuple-platinum record, "On the RedZone Channel" featuring our own @ToneOzMIA --- **Headphones/large speakers recommended (NSFW)** --- If you like this hit song, kindly cashapp millions and millions of dollars to $ToneOZ (Tone thanks you in advance)
INCHES MUSIC: "Dolphin Mike-ish" - Featuring MK3
July 30, 2019 00:00 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBWe wowed the planet with the premiere of our brand new world class theme music, but it wasn't enough. The hot new single from Inches Worldwide Records is gonna have you on that Dolphin Mike Ish! Our very own MK3 absolutely burned up the mic, so you'd be a fool to miss this masterpiece. Also it's what you're getting instead of an episode of the show this week, so play it on loop like 30 to 40 times... (NSFW!)
Dolphins Training Camp Special
July 26, 2019 00:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MB2019 Training Camp for the Miami Dolphins started this week, and the Inches Crew was all over the big event... For AT LEAST 15 of the 43 minutes of this podcast. -- Enjoy our new theme song for season 2 courtesy of some treasured competitors. -- SUBSCRIBE for more awful-- we mean elite content just like this all season long.
2019 Dolphins: Worse Than Fortnite Music on SNL?
July 15, 2019 00:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBTHE BOYS ARE BACK-- After an extended off-season hiatus, your favorite foul-mouthed Fins freaks are back for 4th & Inches Season 2! More Mike. More Tone. More Vero. -- YouTube algos killed our channel toward the end of last year, which is why we will also port all of our content to iTunes, Google Play, and a ton of other platforms with more reliability this year. -- Basically, hang onto to your peens and vajeens because the 2019 Dolphins season is going to stay lit, with the help of the gre...
Belichick Will Retire as Patriots Head Coach
February 11, 2019 00:00 - 1 year - 35 BytesOn this edition of Inches, Vero, Mike and Tone, cover a lot of ground. From first impressions of the recently debuted Alliance of American Football (AAF) league, to the declaration of 4th & Inches basically being an Orlando Apollos cast from now until the draft, we kicked things off on a more business-like note than usual. There was of course some Brian Flores and Dolphins talk as well, in addition to the regular inappropriate discussions! - Perhaps the biggest thing to take away from this e...
SEX BOTS and Tank Plots - Inches UNCUT (Ep.17)
January 21, 2019 00:00 - 1 year - 52 BytesWe recorded an extra long, uncut show for Episode 17 of 4th & Inches! Sex Bots and Tank Plots is exactly what it sounds like: Discussion about the future of sex and technology and blurring the lines between them, as well as going over the current situation with the Dolphins and talking about the so-called tank-job on the menu in 2019. Is it real, or just a word people like to keep saying? Find out NOW!
Patriot Killers - The Miami Miracle Reaction Show (Ep.16)
December 13, 2018 00:00 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBThe 4th & Inches Official Miami Miracle Reaction show is HERE -- Hi, haters! -- After spending a tough couple of weeks in Southeast Asia, during which time Tone and Vero had to valiantly hold down the fort by getting stoned, Mike has escaped from bondage and returned! Praise be to Kenyan Drake! --The 16th edition of the 4th & Inches 2018 Season was the 2nd longest Inches to date, and it does not disappoint. There's food talk, shart stories, a dad joke war, and a whole lot of celebrating the ...
Insults and Injuries: The Story of the 2018 Dolphins (Ep.15)
November 13, 2018 00:00 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MBAfter a short break, the 4th and Inches crew is back to quickly break down the current state of the Miami Dolphins after a 2nd half meltdown on an unsuccessful visit to a mediocre Green Bay Packers team. It all boils down to injuries, and a horrible backup QB. -- Luckily, not much time is spent talking about the Dolphins at all. Instead, the guys took it back to this show's roots. Listen all the way through, and you'll be treated to an in depth discussion on a somewhat taboo subject. Spoiler...
The Miami Dolphins Secret Weapon (Ep.#14)
October 22, 2018 00:00 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MBDo the Miami Dolphins REALLY have a secret weapon ready to step in for an injured Albert Wilson? The answer is, maybe. Listen to this, the 14th episode of 4th and Inches, and find out! We felt that since the Dolphins didn't put forth maximum effort, that we could also slack off this week, so this edition of 4th and Inches will be shorter in length than the typical show. We still had plenty of time to get our reactions in, crack our jokes, and bring everything you would expect from a full-len...
Dolphins Will Beat the Bears (Episode#13)
October 09, 2018 00:00 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBThe 4th and Inches Crew return one month after the last show, with Mike finally deciding grace/curse us with his presence. Topics included an emotional reaction to Sunday's 2nd half meltdown, and not a lot else! The guys all believe that the rebound occurs this week against the Bears in unfriendly Hard Rock Stadium. Listen in and find out all the reasons why it's not the end of the road, and all hope is NOT yet lost!
Miami Dolphins WIN Longest Game in NFL History (Ep#12)
September 10, 2018 00:00 - 38 minutes - 35 MBIt was a crazy opening day for the Miami Dolphins, as seemingly unnecessary lighting delays created the LONGEST GAME in NFL History, because nothing ever goes normally for the Dolphins! So it makes perfect sense that this week's new 4th and Inches should be crazy as well. We let this one fly all the way off the rails with a little help from recently indentured FinsLook,com variety writer, 'RDubbles'. This show was recorded during the rain delay prior to the second half being played, so topic...
What You Don't Know About Adam Gase of the Miami Dolphins
August 27, 2018 00:00 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBMiami Dolphins Head Coach Adam Gase is the primary focus of this 11th installment of 4th & Inches, the final show before the regular season starts! You're going to learn things you never knew about Coach Gase, and you're going to learn things you never wanted to know! From his humble Michigan roots, to who set him up with his wife, his manly proportions, and so much more. This is Adam Gase UNCUT!
AFC East Secrets, Rumors, and DIRT! (Episode #10)
August 13, 2018 00:00 - 35 minutes - 32 MBThe 4th and Inches crew are at it again, this time focusing in on our AFC East opponents! Some of the Patriots, Bills, and Jets dirt in this episode will SHOCK you to your very core! Whether you are a #MiamiDolphins fan or not, you won't want to miss out on the absolute bombshells that were dropped on this week's show! Come for the secrets, stay for Vero's rant about BITERS that have been trying to co-opt the show's edgy style, and more. Be patient enough to hang around to the end, and you m...
Talking to Dolphins ICON Greg Camarillo (Episode #09)
July 30, 2018 00:00 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBOn this very special edition of 4th and Inches, the crew is joined by the ONE, the ONLY, Greg Camarillo, the ultimate hero of the Lost Season, and part of the 11-5 2008 turnaround team. It was that team which rose to AFC East glory under the leadership of Coach Tony Sparano, to whom this episode is dedicated with love. He further solidified his status as a Miami Dolphins ICON the following year, starting all 16 games and becoming the only player in the NFL to catch at least 50 passes without...
Tannehill Set to Be #1 NFL QB in 2018 (Episode #08)
July 16, 2018 00:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBThe Ryan Tannehill Special is the first of 4th and Inches single player focus episodes! Along with special guest Ron Canniff, the guys discuss why this player is set to return as an elite piece of the puzzle, ready to lead the Miami Dolphins to victory in 2018! As always, hilarity ensues - Learn what Mike was 'doing' in Maine last weekend, causing the delay of this episode - listen to Vero be a loudmouth as usual - and get some unbelievably level headed 'Tannalysis' by Tone! Be sure to comme...
DOLPHINS Projected to Win AFC East in 2018 (Episode #07)
June 26, 2018 00:00 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBThe 4th & Inches crew came back strong after a 3-week hiatus, delivering perhaps the funniest show to date, not to mention Vero providing exclusive proof of Miami's impending division title! The topics remained surprisingly Dolphins-related this show, so whether you prefer Fins talk or laughs, Episode #07 has got you covered! Several listener questions were answered, with talk of returning players Ryan Tannehill and Raekwon McMillan, newcomers Robert Quinn and Danny Amendola, and mainstays l...
Inside the Dolphins Locker Room w/ Special Guest Antwan Staley (Episode #06)
June 05, 2018 00:00 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MBOn this edition of 4th and Inches, the guys are joined by special guest Antwan Staley of USA TODAY's Dolphins Wire, to get an inside look at how things work inside the Miami Dolphins locker room! From the team's feelings on Ryan Tannehill and DeVante Parker, to more light-hearted talk, this episode has something for everyone. And yes, we asked him *The* Question! Be sure to subscribe, and leave a rating or comment! Have a suggestion for future topics in the show? Drop them on Twitter o...
Miami Dolphins Blueprint to Ultimate Victory in 2018! (Episode #05)
May 31, 2018 00:00 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MBThis time on 4th and Inches, the guys take a question on what stands in the way of success in 2018... How they answered it may change the way you think about the Dolphins forever. Okay so that's a load of shit, but why don't you just listen anyway. Thanks.
Dolphins OTA Preview Special (Episode #04)
May 17, 2018 00:00 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB---> On this latest installment of 4th & Inches, Mike, Tone and Vero respond to requests from some Dolphins fans for a little bit more Fins-focused talk with an 2018 OTA Preview show! Don't worry, there's still plenty of the ridiculous behavior that the rest of you have come to love! Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel, and iTunes/Google Play users, be a pal and leave us a good rating! --->More Info @ finslook.com/inches
Weirdest 5-Way Ever (Episode #03 Feat. Sutton & Houtz)
May 09, 2018 00:00 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB---> On this third installment of 4th & Inches, Mike, Tone, & Vero are joined by special guests, Dolphins Twitter Elites, @Suttonlacesout & @Houtz, co-hosts of Phinsider Radio! Hilarity ensues. If you fail to listen to this show in its entirety, we'll be convinced that you hate fun.