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Living The Dream, Almost Live

78 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -

A weekly satirical comedy podcast from the creators of the old Living The Dream Live radio show. No script, just odd news stories to start the chaos that we call comedy! We also have celebrity comedian contestants join us each week for the now, world-famous non-sensical quiz!

Hosted by Mark Cridland and comedians Paul Tingey & Trevor Feelgood (sometimes Adam Morrison-Jones, joins us too).

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Produced by Musical Insights UK.

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Episodes

Music & Monoliths

December 05, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

In this episode we talk about Spotify's 'Your Year Wrapped Up' info and how ours are all different, Paul suggests that Lenny Henry should do a Jimmy hendrix tribute, Metal songs as Show Tunes and AMJ accidentally broke the law this week but what did he do wrong? We also talk about Monoliths and where the next one may show up, Paul's freezer dilemma, Christmas shows, not getting into Debt at Christmas and BDSM of all things! Dave the Elephant tells us all about "Home Alone - The Holiday Hei...

Gameshows

November 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

In this episode we talk about us going into tier 3 next week, the big name guests we have had on our radio show, Living The Dream Live, Pantomines not happening but maybe we will do one? Paul tells us about a laser tag venue local to us and we chat about the ones we used to go to. We also talk about 'The University of Hard Knocks' and other stupid things people put on Facebook, we mention Trevor Feelgood's Christmas show and discuss our Christmas show. We also bring up the big metal monoli...

Jobs

November 21, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

In this episode we talk about saving for christmas, the odd sizes in Primark, cats and their murder buttons and human steaks! We find out that clapping hurts Paul's ears (which explains a lot), we chat about the strangest reasons for leaving jobs, getting work bonuses and how we have fired people. We also bring up the most expensive pigeon ever, a meteorite that crashed into someones house and the fact that Paul still hasn't watched Star Wars or even Dr Who! Geraldine The Giraffe tells us ...

Xmas Is Coming!

November 14, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

In this episode we talk about Children In Need and how we raised money for the charity, AMJ's roast battle with Trevor Feelgood and discuss AMJ's penthouse in Herne Bay. We also chat about Remembrance Sunday and the parades we used to take part in as well as the egg fight that broke out on sunday in Tesco, we discuss the Christmas Light Switch On events we hosted, people putting up decorations already and how AMJ used to work every Christmas Day at Holiday Parks and reveal the dramatic way ...

Lockdown 2

November 07, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

In this episode we talk about AMJ proposing to his girlfriend, Trump suing US states that didn't vote for him, how lockdown 2 is going to affect us and the Doctor who brought a fake Genie in a Lamp! We also chat about rude looking packaging, a stag ornament causing an uproar, renting videos back in the day (including mucky ones) and we discuss how enjoyable it was to watch Sir Terry Wogan getting overly drunk during Children in Need nights. Paul tells us all about 'The Men Who Stare At Goa...

Singing

October 31, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

In this episode we talk about meeting Noel Fielding, other podcasts that we listen to, Tony Blackburn's stories and Zig & Zag's music. We also chat about AMJ's possible Christmas single, the news about Woolworths, Minidisks and old songs as well as Rolf Harris and his controversial songs plus the £48 beef wellington! Dave the Elephant tells us all about 'Leon' in this week's Film Review. All that and more in this podcast we call comedy.......ish. Any suggestions for the podcast, please e...

The List

October 24, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

In this episode we talk about Supermarket troubles, going Wheey! when a glass is dropped, battered pickled onions and chocolate onions and the coin mountain that has been created due to most of the UK going contactless. We also chat about the comedy night happening in Dover next week, our new feature that's coming soon, going to the gym when the pub closes and how fat we all are. The one thing we keep bringing up this week is 'The List' of naughty comedians that was created recently. Paul ...

Criminals

October 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

In this episode we talk about how posh we are by what we've had for dinner, AMJ buys a sofa and we wonder if Greta Thunberg is actually Captain Planet. Also discussed is the teenager with extremely long legs, complaints we had about our old radio show, why the question 'how hard are you?' never gets asked anymore, a bungling burglar and other criminal activities and we even bring up how terrible the new Thomas The Tank Engine show is. Paul tells us all about 'Rat Burger' in this week's Fi...

With Added Bleeps!

October 03, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

In this episode we talk about combining bands to create new bands and what they would be called, dogs that sniff our covid, various Bills and small gigs that AMJ has done. We also discuss the condom factory in Vietnam who are in trouble, Dave the Elephant tells some bad jokes and also swears which leads to us chatting about how kids pick up swear words really easily. We even chat about the possibility of a Christmas episode! Geraldine the Giraffe messes up the Film Review this week. All t...

The Dark One

September 26, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

In this episode we talk about Boris' speech and the new covid regulations, the German football team who lost due to the new social distancing rules, the Joker turning 81 this week and Christmas restrictions this year. We also discuss our favourite face coverings and the unusual one that a Manchester man used on a bus, AMJ has a weird story of the week, how everyone seems to hate Jar Jar Binks and we end on some jokes just to cheer everyone up. Dave the Elephant reviews "Help! I'm A Fish" f...

Dragon Eggs

September 19, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

In this episode we talk about break ups in public, The Simpsons time travelling writers, 90's Action Movies that were bad but oh so good and some massive burgers. We also discuss the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Zoom church services that have been going haywire, Paul slips up on one name which means that AMJ and Mark have to take the mickey. Plus there is talk of Police Academy, Pirates, Dragon Eggs, Super Mario and a Chopping Board mess-up. Paul reviews 'Weiner Dog' for this week's Fi...

Linford's Lunchbox

September 12, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

In this episode we talk about the Russian lady with a 4 ft long snake, keeping out spiders with conkers and AMJ tells us how not to get some, the French man who blew up his house with a fly swatter and what ever happened to Coke Life? We also chat about the protests in Dover last weekend and which window would you like to be thrown through, Neil from Art Attack denies being Banksy, a full risk gameshow and how to pitch it to Channel 4 or 5 and we have a few new additions to the show in the ...

Food & Drink

September 05, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

In this episode we talk about our Bank Holiday weekends, Trump handing out signatures worth $10k during a disaster, the covid regulations at Chessington World Of Adventures and the weird way that a man presented a rose to his girlfriend. AMJ also tells us a strange tale about a Dr Pepper can, we chat about documentaries on Channel 5, location based YouTube adverts and Paul tells us about his comedy night and even tells some jokes! Plus Paul reviews 'Watchmen' in his film review this week....

For Duck Sake!

August 29, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

In this episode we talk about Comedy nights in Dover as AMJ had one this week and Stand & Deliver returns next week, discuss how much Scrooge McDuck and other fictional characters are worth, the most appealing accents and what we are upto this weekend. We also discuss unusual Superheroes and Supervillains, the fancy new toilets in Tokyo, comedy night horror stories and KFC not being 'Finger Licking Good' anymore. Plus Paul reviews 'The Meg' in his film review this week. All that and more ...

BLEEP!

August 22, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

In this episode we talk about what quotes can be used on AMJ's Edinburgh posters, Paul being in a Rap-Battle, the woman who had her car wrapped up and what you actually get when you go to AMJ's comedy night in Dover. We also chat about the exciting news of SM:TV returning, slang we grew up using but is not pc to use now, Trump showers and STIs in Holiday Parks. Plus Paul reviews the classic film 'Street Fighter' this week for us. All that and more in this podcast we call comedy.......ish....

Protein Offensive

August 13, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

In this episode we discuss the Summer heat, Paul's weird dreams about us, AMJ's actual live comedy gig that's on next Monday and the best hecklers. We also debate workplace etiquette around cakes, the beer with an unfortunate slang name, the gym reopening 24 hours and the best protein shakes, the boar who stole a laptop and Paul has a new catchphrase! Plus we chat about video game movie adaptations, which ones were the best and which were not. Paul reviews the film 'Rampage' this week an...

Feed Me!

August 06, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

In this episode we discuss AMJ moving next door to a graveyard, Thomas the Tank Engine almost killing AMJ, an ex-boyfriend getting petty revenge and we think about an elephant using Makaton. Plus the pizza shop that got robbed, AMJ being a wrestler, how storks carry babies and how much is a tooth worth nowadays. Paul reviews the film 'Food Fight' this week and he isn't very impressed..... at all. Also, we find out that AMJ's girlfriend hates Dave the Elephant! All that and more in this po...

Sarah Millican't

July 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

In this episode we discuss Disney Plus, a man who collects his lottery winnings in disguise, AMJ's cat and the Fugglers. We also chat about the fact that a live action Wacky Races film is being made after we mentioned it the other week, Paul does a film review, find out about the French baker making interesting bread and we are joined by Dave the Elephant and his friend Geraldine the Giraffe, who sounds strangely like Sarah Millican but definitely isn't her! Oh, and we think Paul is havi...

Masks

July 16, 2020 12:00 - 48 minutes - 55.6 MB

In this episode, AMJ is walking to his parent's house and we find out how unfit he is, we chat about the new requirements of wearing masks in shops, the local band who have changed their name, trousers ripping open at inopportune moments and get an update on Dave the Elephant and his friend. We also discuss how a 2 foot long phone charger got inside a man, Paul's friend who has a pet seagull, washing fruit & veg in an unusual manner and a vintage Vampire Slayer kit that's up for auction! A...

The Elephant's In The Room

July 09, 2020 11:01 - 1 hour - 80.6 MB

In this episode, we talk about the £1.5bn Theatre Fund and how to spend it, a snake that attacks a trucker on the motorway, comedians having beef with each other and paul treats us to "that armageddon hamster audio". Plus we discuss how we would create 'Wacky Races - the live action musical', discuss Postman Pat & Fireman Sam, find out about a 14 year old cat with an intriguing habit and, of course, we chat with the elephant in the room whose name is Dave! All that and more in this podcast...

Stitches

July 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

In this episode, we talk about where Paul was last week, AMJ has an update about Lynx Africa Marmite, Boris The Builder and some dodgy underground boot fairs. Plus AMJ has a story about a sandy mound, fish tank swimming, big boobs causing issues for a wedding and we find out what happens to snitches. Oh, and we have a new Patreon page where you can support us. Any suggestions for the podcast, please email us - [email protected] Support this show http://supporter.acast.com...

Just The Two Of Us

June 25, 2020 11:00 - 58 minutes - 37.4 MB

In this episode, we discuss the lack of Puppets on TV nowadays, supporting local Zoos, what places are able to open next weekend and what aren't allowed to. We chat about games and arcades, the great Marmite shortage, Psychic Sally making a return to TV, what's going on regarding Glastonbury and of course the elephant in the room...... Paul is missing!! All of that and more in a purely unplanned and chaotic, comedic podcast! Any suggestions for the podcast, please email us - podcast@musica...

AMJ's Birthday

June 18, 2020 13:41 - 56 minutes - 65.4 MB

In this episode, we discuss what's happened this week, why we need grown ups around, Trevor Feelgood calls us unexpectedly. Paul tells us about the great sandwich scandal, we talk about record shops and cassette tapes and AMJ has another new game show for us! Plus the big news this week...... it's AMJ's Birthday and paul has a special treat for us all at the end of this episode. All of that and more in a purely unplanned and chaotic, comedic podcast! Any suggestions for the podcast, pleas...

We'll Have Nun Of That!

June 11, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 66 MB

In this episode, we discuss why Paul has turned on everyone (he does apologise), we chat about sausage vending machines, Christopher Biggins, an outragous bet, teddy bears on a roller coaster, why nuns are fun and AMJ has a new game show! We also tell some terrible london themed puns, discuss using matey bubblebath as an adult and trade tales of terrible purchasing decisions. All of that and more in a purely unplanned and chaotic, comedic podcast! Any questions for 'Uncle Paul', our com...

It's Not Brain Surgery

June 04, 2020 13:00 - 52 minutes - 33.9 MB

In this episode, we discuss why its been 6 weeks since the last podcast and the reason behind this episode's name, chat about Netflix shows we have been watching, fast food restaurants reopening and those floor signs that are supposed to tell you where to go to keep safe in shops. We also chat about exercising (or lack of during lockdown), the advice about touching other people's balls, remembering Sir Patrick Moore, old tv shows and even a little more from Trevor Feelgood! All of that and ...

Feelin' Good

April 23, 2020 11:00 - 55 minutes - 61.6 MB

In this episode, we discover that the milk man can bring you a 'fry up kit', we discuss AMJ's lack of Health and Safety, chat about favourite films, find out about AMJ and his furries, discuss dream dinner guests, bring up that 'dragon egg' joke and we have the first trial of AMJs' game "What makes Trevor Feel Good?" with Mr Trevor Feelgood! All of that and more in a purely unplanned and chaotic, comedic podcast! Links mentioned - Odin's Glory (Viking themed Jewellery) The Beard Struggle...

Animal Obsession

April 16, 2020 12:00 - 44 minutes - 50.6 MB

In this episode, we discover that Skype has subtitles, uncover AMJ's obsession with Pandas and discuss creating a small version of Jurassic Park. Plus we chat about weird news stories such as the old ladies requesting alcohol via signs, getting too many easter eggs and the amazing Captain Tom Moore raising money for the NHS. All of that and more in a purely unplanned and chaotic, comedic podcast! Any questions for 'Uncle Paul', our comedic agony uncle or suggestions for the podcast, please...

Pilot

April 07, 2020 23:18 - 49 minutes - 56.3 MB

Welcome to this brand new podcast from the creators of Living The Dream Live!  In this first episode, we take the chance to reminisce about the time we were doing the radio show and what we have all be up to since with a few weird stories thrown in such as -  Conspiracy theories about coronavirus Fakeaway KFC Us trying to get fit The time that Dover nightclub, Images had some special guest performers Disney+, UK release timing convenient Glastonbury and how AMJ should have been there ...

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