2 Dumb 2 Tame

Ep 88 - J Shaped Turkey Poop, German Breast Warts, and Getting Your Vagina High

Mia sits down to talk about some little known facts about turkeys, the german word for nipple, and some weed for your undercarriage. She also dishes about her chronic neck pain, how you wouldn’t want to be the last surviving member of The Donner Party, and how her boyfriend/producer doesn't know how to hang laundry. Her recommendation for the week is Sally4Ever on HBO. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 87 - Crust Shaming, Plane Waiters, and Eating a Banksy

Mia sits down to talk about meeting her new godson and what her life is like now as a Godfather, the excitement of flying Southwest, and how it's only art if you can eat it. She also reacts to some headlines in Articles I Didn't Read and checks out The Stinky Candle Co in Dumb Sh*t for Sale. Her TV recommendation is Making A Murderer season 2 - mostly because of Kathleen Zellner and her jackets. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 86 - A Hard No On Ye, The Importance of Sliding Doors, and Farting in the Airport Body Scanner

Mia sits down to talk about how the new Kanye is much, much weirder than the old Kanye. She also covers the history of Goop's name as well as her love for Gwyneth in Sliding Doors. She also breaks down how gross airport security is because she's about to head to New York...she's really looking forward to it. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at what appear, at first glance to be toe nail braces. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 85 - Wack-A-Mohel, Baby Toe Lobes, and Magic Crab Blood

Mia sits down to talk about how she's excited to be a god father to her soon to be nephew. She also asks why Slow TV, a Norwegian television phenomenon about every day things broadcast in their entirety, exists. The episode she watched was a train ride to Oslo - the full ride, from the front of the train, with no cuts....but why? She also takes a look at a fart absorbing seat cushion for people who suffer from toot attacks. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 84 - Giuliani’s Meaty Waddle, Normal People Running, and a Crocodile on a Pool Noodle

Mia sits down to discuss Giuliani's under chin hang, how funny it was to see the reporters running out of Manafort's trial to delivery the news, and a croc who was just chillaxin, relaxin, actin all cool on a pool noodle. She also recounts her epic battle with a squirrel that keeps tearing up her plants. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she also reviews a new butt exercise device that electrocutes your tush to perfection. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 83 - The Pooperintendent, Coming Face to Face with an Inchy, & the Heist of Helen the Baby Shark

Mia sits down to talk about how she saw a little, green inchworm poop and how three idiots tried to steal a shark named Helen from the San Diego Aquarium by dressing her up as a baby. In But Why?! she asks why a superintendent would poop on a football field. She also checks out a wifi enabled egg crate on Dumb Sh*t for Sale. It tells you how many eggs you have left at home via an app because that’ something people…need? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 82 - Making America Double Negative Again, Ripley's Believe It or Nail, and Creative Idiots with Time in my new segment “But Why!?”

Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no reason to be doing what they’re doing. In this premiere double feature Mia highlights Shridhar Chillal the man who held the record for the longest fingernails on a single hand. He recently had them cut at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Times Square. She also checks out Ashrita Furman’s (world ...

Ep 81 - Pumping Your Privates, Zig Without Zag, and Giving Her Cat a Thumb

Mia sits down to talk about weird fetish vacuum devices, why some words don't deserve their own definition, and ways to keep her cat from interrupting the recording. She also describes being candy shamed by the discount shelf at the grocery store. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she reviews a Vagina cylinder which uses a hand pump to create a vacuum to pump up your poon. Apparently it feels good - Mia isn’t so sure. The cylinder is available at Stockroom.com @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 80 - Feisty Feral Peacocks, A Creepy Case of Avunculitis, and a Naughty Story About Clippy

Mia sits down to talk about the world avuncular, peacocks that fight with cars, and erotica featuring the digital assistant from Microsoft Word. She also talks about the new set of emoji's, how Trump has decided he can pardon himself, and how women can finally drive in Saudi Arabia. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks Conquered by Clippy available on Amazon for only $2.99. @Miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 79 - Otters Facts, Quantum Poopy, and Taking Phones Away from Old People

Mia sits down to talk about how otters are like ferrets and ferrets are just little legged snakes in jackets. She also talks about her experience at a deviled egg cooking contest and explains why Rossanne's bar is so low. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out an at home mechanical bull that is apparently a popular way to exercise in Japan. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 78 - Fishwives and their Fish Stank, Exploiting the Noble Giraffe, and How Gambling Conflicts with My Inner Jew

Ep 78 Mia sits down to talk about her first time at a horse race last weekend, a little bit of how life will change for Meghan Markel now that she's a royal, and checks out exotic poop in a can. She also explores the definition of fishwife, calls out Trump for misspelling his wife's name, and considers a second career as a jockey. This weeks recommendation is The Procedure - a short film that won the Short Film Jury Award at Sundance and is truly horrifying. Watch at your own risk: htt...

Ep 77 - Bot On Bot Crime, Weird Mother’s Day Gifts, and Scalloped Bottom Bottoms

Ep 77 - Mia sits down to talk about Googles new AI, Duplex, that can make phone calls all on it's own, strange and sometimes uncomfortable mother's day gifts, and how she's going to start calling her butt a scalloped bottom. She also talks about Melania Trumps Be Best campaign and how it doesn’t seem to be specific. Links to Mother’s day gifts: THE HANDBAG RAINCOAT, $15 on Amazon // https://amzn.to/2rEqquS Keep your handbag dry with your handbag raincoat! Designed with a scalloped bo...

Ep 76 - Fat Shaming Sex Dolls, Liking the Unlikable Mark Zuckerberg, and the 80 Year Old Man Living Inside Me

Mia rants about her prematurely aging body, German sex doll brothels, and why she hates Facebook. She also touches on the incomprehensible stupidity of T.J. Miller and the middle English word - Flibbertigibbet. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out small fossilized dinosaur poop from Madagascar you can get on Amazon Prime. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff

Ep 75 - Bunny Rabbit Tusks, Dactylion Sausage Digits, and How Angel Wings Are Just For Show

Mia sits down to talk about Dactylitis, which is basically sausage finger syndrome, her experience baby sitting her neighbor's bunny rabbit (complete with a list of weird bunny facts), and Rachel Maddow's personal life in the Berkshires. She also recaps the most horrifying parts of Anderson Cooper's Stormi Daniels interview, covers her favorite part of Passover (hint - it's marshmallows covered in chocolate), and her recommendation for April Fools day. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks ou...

Ep 74 - Fleminism, Ghost Children, and The Voice Behind all the Voices with Voiceover Queen Grey Griffin

Mia sits down with voice over artist Grey Griffin to talk about how Grey is able to keep all of her voices straight, how they are both different kind of psychopaths, how Mia's childhood friend may have been a ghost, as well as their comedy pet peeves. Grey is the woman behind the voice of hundreds of animated characters from Vicky from the Fairly Odd Parents to Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender. You can see Grey at Flappers Burbank on Sunday, March 18th message her for tickets on twi...

Ep 73 - Trump’s Mystery Toes, Mixed-Sex Double Luge in the 2022 Olympics and Holy Moly Roly Polys

Episode 73 Mia sits down to talk about the Winter Olympic sports she thinks are ridiculous - specifically curling and double luge. She rants about Trump's stance on guns and his toes.  She also questions why they need 4G service on the moon. For Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at some roly poly bugs for sale on amazon. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com  

Ep 72 - Dossier and Dossie-Don’ts, Dry Cleaning your Disposable Butthole, and the Driest Part of My Body

Mia's word of the day is ACNESTIS. Definition: “The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch” (Oxford English Dictionary) This lovely word is not often found; one of the few dictionaries that does define it, the Oxford English Dictionary, notes that it is “rare in genuine use.” You may use this word in any fashion you see fit. In fact, your need of it doesn't even need to be genuine.     EXAMPLE: My acnestis is the...

Ep 71 - Silicone Dancer Feet for Sale, Putting Bread in the Middle of the Sandwich & the Breaking of Melania Trump

Mia sits down to talk about how you can't make a sandwich with just stupid on two slices of stupid. She also explores what it will take for Melania to reach her breaking point and what will happen when she does and discovers that you can buy VERY realistic silicon feet online that are for "modeling." Mia also hypothesizes about how excited Rachel Maddow was when Flynn enter his plea bargain and complains that she isn't on the short list for Time Person of the Year. The silicon feet are f...

Ep 70 - Eating Chicken Schmoockus, Tiffany Trump’s Bare Legs, and Candy Cane Shaped Turkey Poop

Ep 69 - Screencraft Quarter-Finals, How Larry David Saved a Man’s Life, and a Bunch of Disappointing Masturbation

Mia brags about her pilot that made it into the quarter finals of Screencraft's Pilot Launch contest.  She also asks if it's really possible to swallow your tongue, talks about how disappointing Louis C.K. has been, and checks out a silicon vagina mask in dumb sh*t for sale.   Mia's weekly recommendation is Longshot  - a documentary about how Curb Your Enthusiasm saved a man from death row. It is available on Netflix. Dumb Sh*t for Sale Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/265655425/mature...

Ep 68 - Farting Into Your Water Bottle To Make Your Mouth Feel Good and How Netflix Wont Stop Calling Mia's Home Phone

Mia sits down to talk about her experience at LA Comic Con/Halloween 2017. She also outlines her fears of cartwheeling spiders and theorizes on the original name for raisins "Wrinkle Me Wrinkle's - Just like my grandmother's face." Also....Harvey Weinstein. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 67 - Dubai’s Flying Taxis, Camp Counselor Trump, and a Tasty Bag of Cat Farts

Mia sits down to cheer for the women of Saudi Arabia, who can now drive legally, outlines why Trump reminds her of that intense kid no one liked during summer camp color war, and contemplates buying a bag of cat farts. She also questions a recent purchase made by Floyd "Money Man" Mayweather. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 66 - Rogue M&M Stains, Getting Your Spiritual Rocks Off, and Being Obama’s Side Wifey w/ Nicole Burch

Mia sits down with writer and stand up comedian Nicole Burch to talk about the inception of her show "The 7 Guys You Date Before You Get Married," snacking in the car, and how Nicole recently purchased healing crystals but would have settled for a hug. They also play a horrifying round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that has no good answer. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 65 - Netflix’s The Keepers of Fuh-Chinas, KOK Delivery Dead Or Alive & Trump and The Mooch “Just The Tips.”

Mia sits down to rant about a particularly jawdropping moment of Netflix's The Keepers involving (SPOILER) a vagina wrapped in newspaper. She also wistfully remembers the Mooch's time at the white house and checks out a fish called Kok that you can buy on amazon for just under one thousand dollars. There is also a reenactment of a 911 call where the caller has a snake snatched on her schnoz. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com

Ep 64 - Trump Game of Thrones Crossover, Believing in the Power of Your Own Dookie Sauce, and Foreskin for Sale

Mia talks about how Melania might actually be the mother of dragons, how you shouldn't believe your own bullsh*t, and checks out silicone foreskin that you can buy and use for....something. She also has a hot take about the epidemic of BREAKING NEWS! A note from Mia - Ironically, we have our own BREAKING NEWS! We realize our naming convention for Small Shot of Stupid and interview episodes was confusing for new listeners. So, from now on we're going to be calling the solo episodes, where I'm ...

Armpit Deodorant Stalactites, Bacon Scented Boxer Briefs, and Meaty Buddha Feet (Small Shot of Stupid July 12, 2017)

Mia rants about the hoopla over the dress code on capitol hill - she thinks it's overblown but, for the record, she's not a fan of pantyhose. She also talks about the boy who woke up to a bear crunching on his skull, breakfast meat scented underwear, and how awesome the laughing buddha is.

Ep 63 - Virtue Signaling, Backyard Brawls in Training Bras, and Saving the World - One Dick Joke at a Time w/ Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre

Mia sits down with Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre during the west coast leg of their Alia & Sovereign Do America Tour. Sovereign explains the concept of virtue signaling to Mia and Alia shares a story about how she used to beat up boys in her backyard as a child. They also talk about how women find reasons to judge female comedians and ask what the world would be like without dick jokes? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com