2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
235 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 21.8K ratingsWeekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
June 15, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourTom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
June 08, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourGet tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whos...
Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
June 01, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourOn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
May 25, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourBert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their ...
Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
May 18, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourOn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
May 11, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourOn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
May 04, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourOn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
April 27, 2020 22:26 - 1 hourIn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
April 20, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourIn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your a...
Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
April 13, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourIn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
April 06, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourThe 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
March 30, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourThe 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you h...
Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
March 23, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourIt's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter ove...
Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
March 16, 2020 19:00 - 1 hourThe two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great...
Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
March 02, 2020 20:00 - 1 hourOn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
February 17, 2020 20:00 - 1 hourThe 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
February 03, 2020 21:26 - 1 hourThe 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. A...
Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
January 20, 2020 20:00 - 1 hourIn this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
January 06, 2020 20:00 - 1 hourWhat do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting ...
Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
December 23, 2019 20:00 - 1 hourBert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
December 09, 2019 20:00 - 1 hourToday, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
November 25, 2019 20:00 - 1 hourOn today's 2 Bears 1 Cave the music video that shook the internet to it's core is first seen by Bert Kreischer. This episode was recorded right as Tom Segura dropped his legendary music video and we get Bert's first reaction to seeing it for the first time. Plus, Tom has just shot his NETFLIX special as Bert is gearing up to shoot his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
November 11, 2019 20:00 - 1 hourThis week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-L...
Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
October 28, 2019 19:00 - 59 minutesTom Segura is appearing from Europe via hologram and Bert Kreischer is very down in weight! It's 2 Bears 1 Cave! Do you have wild hiking thoughts? Is making out cheating? These questions and more are answered. Plus, an appearance by Whitney Cummings after a "viewing" sparks some questions. Bert and Tom talk about So Over October with Christina P and LeeAnn Kreischer, and we ask "Who cooks ONE egg?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 10 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
October 22, 2019 02:32 - 56 minutesNow you can text both Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer on the "Community" app! Just like Sebastian and Ashton Kutcher and your other favorite celebrities. The Bears reminisce about some awkward moments of charity. We learn about Bert and LeeAnn's first date, plus Jet Skis to Catalina, flying planes and Corvettes. Tom (818) 275-5526 Bert (323) 208-0844 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
October 14, 2019 19:56 - 1 hourThe 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We put it to the test. Plus Spear Fishing, Private Jets and is Bert the Master of Impressions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 08 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
October 07, 2019 16:00 - 1 hourSober October has begun and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are both handling the 1st week differently. Bert talks about flying sober and has a reminder about flying with Ric Flair. Tom has been having a lot of fun at the range - John Wick style. After WHOOP readings there is a small distraction looking at pretty women, then Bert calls Dr. Drew for a medical related question. Dr. Drew gives his insights into Bert's "sobriety" and the Ari Shaffir situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
September 30, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourGreg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave C...
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
September 16, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourThe show begins with Bert recapping his weekend in Atlantic City, NJ after riding his bike there from Philadelphia, PA. This episode also has a "special" appearance from both wives, Christina P and LeeAnn. Plus, a brand new challenge that will assuredly sweep the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
September 02, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourIt's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a ver...
Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
August 19, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourBetween Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
August 05, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourThe Bears are back in the cave and Bert just got back from Bali just in time to see his career implode! Tom and Bert also discuss there show "Buzzed" that never saw the light of day, even though it was so much fun. The traveling has been extensive for these two, and Bert also recaps his trip to Australia where audiences clamored to meet the fattest working comedian today. Fun stories are told as always, ranging from topics like Sober October, Louis CK, Road Dawgs and non-offensive Buddhist sy...
Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
July 15, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourTom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
July 01, 2019 19:00 - 1 hourIt's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to other duos, and some unsavory characters from WW2! It's the morning time, will Bert have a drink? How about once Hannah appears? She seems to have inside knowledge on Bert's vices. Once things get underway the stories start flowing, touching on topi...
2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Intro
June 11, 2019 21:29 - 1 minuteA brand new podcast is coming out of YMH Studios with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices