1-800-Weirdos

1648-What Are You Talking About? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1648)

If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Doodle Doodle Dee (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1647)

I've typed it before, and I'm typing it here again - "Nonsense is what makes life fun" (Dirty Martini) #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Absolutely Not What You Said (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1646)

I misquoted you on purpose. I imply, you infer. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

All the Holes Open at Once (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1645)

Never could be any other way. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

It Wasn't Gonna Be Like This (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1644)

Nobody told me there'd be days like these (strange days indeed, most peculiar). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Our Motto is Get Weird (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1643)

Please don't be normal. In reality, normality is a myth. Get Weird NOW! #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Threeways are Freeways (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1642)

Michael Motto and John Gille join us for a three-for-all free-form lossless complicated rant. No, it isn't genetically modified, but you'll wish it was.

Sweating the Macro Stuff (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1641)

Better than all the rest, we know this still isn't the best. But, it just might be the "best of all possible worlds". Or not.

A First Time for Nothing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1640)

These aren't the sort of things one discusses in public, which is exactly why I do the show.

More Than Ever Expected (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1639)

Jon Yodice co-hosts and nothing is possible.

Menage a Trois Weirdos (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1638)

Both John Gille AND Jon Yodice join us in this free-for-all three for none odyssey...!

Surreptitiously Surrendering Surrealism (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1637)

A very dangerous episode. Do not listen to this if you intend to remain sane.

Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1636)

Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle. Everybody Squiggle. Squiggle till you're green, Squiggle till you're blue. Then some more.

So Many Morons (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1635)

So many morons, waiting and expecting to hear from you...Too many morons, turning into idiots. How many more morons must I meet, until I am complete?

No One Ever Knew (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1634)

Some people think they know, but no one ever knew. If anyone ever knows, they wouldn't be thinking they knew, because they'd know they never knew.

Patrick Makes It Happen (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1633)

Our special guest on this episode of 1-800-Weirdos is https://www.facebook.com/drpatrick who will help us eat our own heads.

The Endless Beginning (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1632)

Completing the trilogy of episodes with Yodice, we hatch a plan to prank those bastards at #adultswim #developmentmeeting #annnoying #idiots

Ultimate Nonsense (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1631)

Continuing to ruminate with Mr. Yodice, we make sure not to say anything that makes any sense to anyone. You're welcome.

The Return of Yodice (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1630)

On this episode, we celebrate the unexpected return of our erstwhile co-host, Mr. Jon Yodice, the man who never knew but understood nonetheless!

AdultSwim Development Meeting Rejection (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1629)

Here's a very special episode in which I pitch Weirdos TV to the goofballs at #AdultSwim's "#Development Meeting". I'm on their show, and they're on my show. They found this to be too confusing (seems to me they're easily confused).

Contact from Zach (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1628)

We must be lost in space (and time and multidimensional reality) because Dr. Zachary Smith is our special guest on tonight's episode!

Beyond the End (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1627)

Now that we're beyond the end of time, things really get out of control. Not recommended listening for those who have difficulty dealing with reality.

Dirty Martini from the Future (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1626)

The ever fabulous Miss Dirty Martini calls us from the distant future, and promises to return to the past for a visit. What a thrill!

Back Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1625)

The first episode from beyond the future. An impossible trip into the middle of the center.

Back Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1625

The Meaning of Life and How it Works (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1624)

Trivial matters, existence, meaning, and all that rhythm. Please, pretty please, with everything on top.

The Impossible Fuckup (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1623)

Our awful guest is an incompetent idiot, to be avoided at all costs. Our apologies.

With guest callers Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1622)

Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz call us all the way from France, and tell us how to spell Bordeaux properly. A fine lesson for all of us. Bob the Kook also has some words.

The Aliens, The Aliens (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1621)

Nothing you ever knew is true, so the truth is revealed, but not really. In fact, this sentence is not true either.

All in a Day's Jerk (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1620)

Honestly, there is no reason I can think of why you should listen to this episode. It will rot your brain and make you instantly insane. Avoid it at all costs.

Armand, Ruler of Man (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1619)

The title says it all. Our special guest, Armand, Ruler of Man, shares his myriad conspiracy theories with us, with wisdom and sympathy for all.

Saint Eve Blesses Us All (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1618)

Gabrielle St. Evenson, a.k.a. St. Eve (and the host of the show that precedes us, "The Eccentric Ear") is our special and magical guest on this episode. Really an outstanding experience for all of us, if I do say so myself (and I don't).

Mr Pregnant Gives Birth (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1617)

Mr. Pregnant is our very special guest on this extra-weird episode. He tells us all about his home planet, burns his beard, and sings his classic hit "Titties Like a Woman". What's not to love?

Recursive Logic Again Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1616)

Nothing is ever the same as it was, except when it happens all over again in exactly the same way (which it never does). So when you find yourself remembering the future, just try to predict the past.

An Old Friend Skypes By (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1615)

Old friends are like old underwear. They make you feel comfortable, but not everyone needs to know about how old they really are, or what brought you together. Still, this friend is always welcome wherever or whenever I may be.

Best of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 2 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1614)

In this second part of the compilation of our worst slits, we focus on some of the magical guests that have been featured recently on the show. Call 1-800-Weirdos NOW and be next!

Best of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 1 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1613)

In the first part of this compilation of our greatest shits, we focus on the madness and the astral travelogues.

Never Could Be Any Other Way (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1612)

It's the inner groove, baby. Listen to it over and over again, and then you'll really know.

Now That I've Got Your Attention (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1611)

I knew that would get you! You'll never be the same! Stop listening, or start listening (whichever comes first).

Can't Figure It Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1610)

None of this makes any sense. It's beyond my comprehension. But somehow, I forgot to care about that in any way whatsoever.

Thank You Very Much (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1609)

My gratitude knows no bounds. It's so wonderful what you've done for me. Truly amazing.

You'll Never Know (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1608)

Nothing needs to be known, but still you might feel better if you knew. unfortunately, that's simply not possible. Sorry about that.

More and More and More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1607)

It never ends. It just goes on and on and nothing can stop it. We have a special guest for this episode...Bob the Kook!

The Story of the Painting of the Fish (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1606)

Along with recent callers, as the title of the episode points out, I tell the Story of the Painting of the Fish.

This is the Best Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1605)

Clearly the best episode ever, especially for those who are longtime fans of the show. You and I are here, and that's all you really need to know.

Another Episode Like Next Week Was (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1604)

Moving backwards in time is very confusing for me. The episode you heard last week is the one I'll be doing next week. I do my best to explain that during this week's episode, which could also be titled "Only always...never again" (and once was at some point in the future). Call 1-800-934-7367 and leave me a message for last week's episode (I mean next week)...

The classic Murray Gillbacker tribute show (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1603)

Due to the overwhelming success of Mr. Murray Gillbacker's appearance on last week's episode of 1-800-Weirdos on Radio Free Brooklyn, tonight's episode features messages left by Mr. Gillbacker on the 1-800-Weirdos line (800-934-7367). Maybe YOU should call in and be like him? Or just tune in now to hear the episode at http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/1-800-weirdos/

A Live One on the Line (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1602)

Special guest Murray Gilbacker joins us live in this unusually strange episode. No one makes it out alive.

In the New Year (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1601)

As 2016 begins, we examine the need to lose our minds and be weirder than we originally thought was necessary. Good luck.

Post Xmas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1532)

Since this episode aired the day after Christmas, I decided to fill your mind with all the things you'd need to make it through the rest of the holidays. Many cover tunes.