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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

162 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratings

Chicago Bears. Podcast. Two pretty weird 40ish dudes. B1G (s/o @hughrober1son). Kinda original tunes. Gambling with Rick Feelsmen. Auto Racing with Greasetank. Lots of things available for your ears often. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/support

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S5Ep6: Sack Machine Signed. Bears All The Way Back. Fake Games Coming. Pee Wee Is Dead.

August 09, 2023 04:34 - 1 hour - 91 MB

The Bears finally have a dude that eats quarterbacks in Yannick Ngakoue. Took long enough but hey, it's only August. Real fake games are coming and we're here to ignore most of it. Are the Bears all the way back? Our yearly ritual of justifying The Athletic's QB Tiers article has arrived. How much are we pretending to not care about what's happening across the NFC North? Also, the B1G expands again. Hamm's N Ted gets touched on with baseball talk. Gray Balls also all the way back? Plus tons ...

S5Ep5: Dreaming About the Bears. Nude and Fired in Evanston. Turkey Leg Promises.

July 19, 2023 04:48 - 2 hours - 128 MB

It's been so long since our last episode and we missed you so much. The Bears are mere days from getting back together to start their climb out of the NFL basement. Justin Fields had a football camp today that Bill's son went to and wow, you have to hear the inside scoop that was learned. Will Fields merely answer some doubts this season or will he establish himself as the best QB in the division? The B1G Minute takes a weird turn this episode after the breathtaking downfall of Northwestern ...

S5Ep4: There Are No Losses Here.

May 12, 2023 02:43 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

The 2023 Bears schedule came out tonight and as best as Dan and Bill Doinks can tell, there are no losses here. Is this the year Chicago rises in the NFC North? They have an old rival with a new signal-caller coming to town on September 10th to kick off the undefeated season. Bill and Dan both missed the schedule release show and are going through the games for the first time with a fresh and perverse perspective. There's a lot to like (besides home games on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve) ...

S5Ep3: A Large Man Shall Protect JF1. Perfect Comps for all 10 Picks.

May 02, 2023 05:14 - 2 hours - 113 MB

The 2023 NFL draft is over and the Bears made out pretty well, wouldn't you say? 10 freshly-plucked lads, featuring a giant of a man in OT Darnell Wright. We dive deep as only we can, matching each new player with the perfect comp for you to consider. How did divisional rivals Green Bay, Detroit and Minnesota fare? And what's next for our boys in navy and orange? Plus Greasetank Frank returns as autosports is reaching a delectable climax now that the calendar has flipped to May. 00:00 - 02:...

S5Ep2: We hate mocks. We do a Bears mock. Rodgers can no longer hurt us.

April 25, 2023 04:45 - 2 hours - 123 MB

Draft week is finally here. The boys of Zero Doinks cannot stand mock drafts, as you may or may not know, but in order to understand the want to do such things, one must at some point participate. Dan and Bill go through the Bears picks as if they're a drunk Ryan Poles and the results are .... not amazing. Who do we want the Bears to actually take? Which rumors should be believed? Will Ryan Poles do enough to protect Justin Fields or will this be another middling season? Plus the boys dive...

S5Ep1: Fields has his WR1. What to do at 9? Early FA splash. March Madness preview. Dips and Sticks.

March 14, 2023 04:19 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Season five of Zero Doinks is underway and the Bears are so back. We dive into the huge trade of the number one pick to Carolina for a haul that includes WR DJ Moore. Should we apologize for our level of arousal? What do we want to see at pick nine, now? SO many picks. But that's not even the news of the day, now that free agency is wet and wild and GM Ryan Poles has struck on (at least) three new starters during day one. What are the biggest remaining needs? Who's left out there? What are o...

Best of Season 4 of Zero Doinks

February 18, 2023 23:57 - 20 minutes - 28.8 MB

These 20 minutes will tell you all you need to know about the boys of Zero Doinks and their special guests. You will hear the voices and inappropriate nature of Dan and Bill Doinks plus Rick Feelsmen, Coach Cuse, Greasetank Frank and Darren from Dublin. Enjoy the best moments from all 32 episodes of Season 4 of Zero Doinks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/support

S4Ep32: The Bears are on the Clock. Biggest Offseason in Bears History. Rick + Cuse Join Live for Finale.

February 15, 2023 00:30 - 2 hours - 153 MB

The NFL season has come to an end and so shall Season 4 of Zero Doinks, but not before an explosive season finale. Rick Feelsmen and Coach Cuse join Dan and Bill Doinks in a special subterranean location in the suburbs of Chicago and a lot of ground is covered and Hamm's are consumed. Will additional special guests adorn your ears? A new musical tune? Jump in below to find out. 0:00 - 01:42 - Intro, including a taste of the Doinks boys honoring a classic Billy Joel tune. 01:42 - 03:32 - Wh...

S4Ep31: King Poles Controls the Off-Season. Top Pick, Most Cash, Franchise QB.

January 11, 2023 05:07 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Could Week 18 have gone any better? Bears end up with the #1 pick of the 2023 draft thanks to Lovie Smith's Texans stunning win over Indy. The Packers lose a shocker at home to Detroit to knock them out of the playoffs, while the Lions have to watch Seattle sneak into the number one seed thanks to a tiebreaker. The regular season is over, thank the sweet lord, and it's time to look to the off-season as well as glance at what is a pretty wide open playoff bracket. Rick Feelsmen pops by for hi...

S4Ep30: One (pointless) game to go. Wrapping up B1G football. Buffalo in our thoughts, obvs.

January 04, 2023 05:03 - 2 hours - 110 MB

One (pointless?) game to go this weekend against the Vikings. To play Fields or to sit him out, that's one of the questions on our mind. We don't really acknowledge the Lions game because who cares. We, along with Bears Nation, are huge Lovie Smith fans this weekend as the Texans can gift wrap the top pick to Chicago, assuming the Bears don't light Minnesota up on Sunday for reasons unknown. We spray to all fields, including Joe Ratzinger, Kevin Warren, ping pong, an obscure Minneapolis law ...

S4Ep29: Alive For The Top Pick. Dan Campbell Awaits. Xmas at Soldier Looked Cold.

December 28, 2022 05:42 - 1 hour - 109 MB

After a loss to Josh Allen and the Bills, coupled with a Lovie Smith Texans W, with two games left the Bears are half a game out of a shot at the number one pick in the 2023 NFL draft. First, Dan Campbell and his considerable body awaits JF1 and the hapless Bears. We'll chat about things, including Pinocchio (again), our declining numbers in India, Dan Pompei's stupid weekly column and the whole process of rebuilding/soft-tanking. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.co...

S4Ep28: Josh Allen Stuffing Our Sacks on Xmas Eve. Fields Is The Future. Can We Sim To End of Season?

December 20, 2022 05:11 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Justin Fields more than held his own against the 13-1 Philadelphia Eagles, throwing to a WR group who should probably not be in the league. He is and always has been the chosen one. Is there a button to sim to the end of the season? We'd like to press it. Alas, Josh Allen is coming to town on Christmas Eve to shove all sorts of things into and around our sacks as there are but three weeks left until a critical offseason for GM Ryan Poles.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.s...

S4Ep27: 2023 Fields > 2022 Hurts. Dan succumbs to a mock draft. Illini news galore.

December 14, 2022 05:51 - 2 hours - 123 MB

The boys are well-rested after a bye week and they only have a few words to say about the latest Bears-Packers game. Dan flip flops for the first time regarding how the 2023 NFL Draft board is shaping up, which is shocking as a "not a big mock draft" guy. Jalen Hurts and the Eagles visit this weekend which gives us all a glimpse as to what Justin Fields is going to look like next year. Rick Feelsmen pops in with a new tune and lots of hot picks. Bowl season is upon us soon as the Illini, san...

S4Ep26: Did NYJ game really happen? Improving draft odds. Last dance for Rodgers?

November 30, 2022 05:37 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Lots of surprises this episode as the boys do a little reversal of roles from time to time. Did the Jets game really happen? One of the boys might need to game explained to him, we shall see. Aaron Rodgers seems to be being chased out of GB by Packers' fans - will this be the last time he suits up at Soldier Field? Feel like we asked that same question last year. Plus college football's regular season has wrapped - how did the Illini and Gophers end up? Tons more, including new tunes courtes...

S4Ep25: Put JF1 On Ice? Wilson Benched for Jets? Dan Smells Like a Turkey.

November 23, 2022 06:04 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Welp, the homecoming to Georgia didn't quite go as planned for Justin Fields as he left with another loss and a painful left shoulder. Will he play this week? This year? Should he? Are we going to watch Bears-Jets if he isn't playing? So many questions this episode, including "Does Zero Doinks have a Wikipedia page and if not, why not?" The highlight of these Bears games is probably the Zero Doinks boys losing their cool over Dan Pompei's observations and seeing if Dan Doinks can guess Tweet...

S4Ep24: Fields Coming Home to Ga. Keep an eye on Dan. B1G sadness.

November 16, 2022 05:51 - 2 hours - 95.1 MB

Justin Fields was magic again last week versus Detroit but he can't play defense or special teams for the boys. Who really cares (besides Dan Wiederer), though, as this year continues to be about JF1's development, yes? Dan walks us through the streets of Atlanta which await a homecoming for native Georgian Justin Fields. Rick Feelsmen and Greasetank pop in for their weekly expertise plus tons more, including the return of "Keep an Eye on Dan." Oh yeah, and we need to talk a little about the...

S4Ep23: Fields Hath Risen. Dan Campbell Visiting. B1G Still in Reach for Illini.

November 09, 2022 05:10 - 2 hours - 86.1 MB

Dan Doinks was in the house for JF1's ridiculous game against Miami. We promised to wait until the Jets game to announce whether we were all in or not - is it time? I think it might be time. Dan Campbell and his beautiful face come to town this week as the Bears try to get in the win column for the first time in awhile. But that's not the point, is it? Rick Feelsmen and Greasetank Frank pop in for their takes on gambling and autosports. The Illini suffer a tough loss against Michigan State b...

S4Ep22: Mapletron In, Roquan Out. Fields Looks Good at Dallas. Here Comes Tua. Illini Two More For Title.

November 02, 2022 05:02 - 2 hours - 99.3 MB

The NFL's annual swap meat saw the Bears being active, shipping Roquan out and the man Canadians call "Mapletron" in, along with some additional draft capital and a LB no one has heard of. Will Claypool be helpful or does he seem odd? Was it the right move to trade Ro? Plus a quick look at our thoughts on how JF1 looked against Dallas + Dan Doinks walks us through the red hot Miami squad who is visiting this weekend. Plus tons more, including chatter about the #13 Illini who are two wins awa...

S4Ep21: Bears > Patriots > Packers. Time to Pillage Jerry's World. Illini Supreme.

October 25, 2022 22:28 - 1 hour - 38 MB

The 2022 Chicago Bears are the greatest football team anyone has ever laid eyes on. Matt Eberflus is better than Bill Belichick. Justin Fields has turned a corner and will be leading the Bears to glory even earlier than originally thought. The boys (one of whom was oddly not stationary during most of this episode) still can't believe what happened on Monday night in Foxboro. The Bears are back. The Illini are the best team in the B1G, if not the country. It's Football Town USA here on Zero D...

S4Ep20: Hooks For Hands. Super Bowl XX Rematch. Illini Destined for CFB Playoffs.

October 19, 2022 04:23 - 2 hours - 92 MB

We're as sick of thinking about Bears-Commanders as you are hearing about it so we keep it brief, outside of bringing you deeeeep inside our tailgate. Monday night football looms and a visit to New England may remind us all of how far we have to go to be relevant in the NFL once again. Dan talks Bill out of pivoting to an all-Illini podcast as the memory of U of I beating down Dan's Gophers still lives fresh in Bill's pea-sized brain. Plus tons more, including curiosity about an old nursery ...

S4Ep19: Feeling Good About Fields. Washington Coming Thursday. Vikings Recap. Illini v Gophers Duel.

October 12, 2022 05:37 - 2 hours - 123 MB

What is wrong with the local Bears media? Bill Doinks falls into the trap of their odd takes after Justin Fields looked pretty good against the 4-1 Vikings. The Bears may have fallen short against Minny but that's not really the point this year, right? Washington comes to town on a short week and the boys will be live in the flesh at Soldier Field on Thursday for what might be the greatest evening of their lives. Tangents a'plenty this ep, including Bill's recap of the Chicago Marathon (spec...

S4Ep18: Off to the Twin Cities. Electric gambling + fantasy picks. Illini winning the B1G West.

October 05, 2022 04:25 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Let's shake off that Giants game and move onto the weird purple humans up north, shall we? We bring back an old purple friend a few times for this one, coincidentally, and talk about mostly non-Bears stuff this episode if we're being honest. Rick Feelsmen and Greasetank Frank contribute their brilliance again this episode and Dan makes Bill laugh so hard he nearly spits out his beverage. Thank you to our sponsors, we love you, and thank you to our listeners, we couldn't live without you.  -...

S4Ep17: Bonus post-Giants Ep. Bears Gonna Bears. Fields Is Going To Die, Isn't He?

October 02, 2022 22:43 - 26 minutes - 15.3 MB

We have no idea how this video thing works but we're giving it a whirl. I mean, we've heard of cameras but this is our Zero Doinks debut. Do you need to watch it on a particular app? No idea! Should we upload it to Youtube? Yeah we probably should! Anywho, Bears fall to 2-2 and we briefly discuss what most disgusts us about today's effort against the Giants. Enjoy Dan's face! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/message Support this podcast: http...

S4Ep16: The Giants Stink, Right? Don't Let Rick Feelsmen Get Hot. Gophers + Illini Football Cruising.

September 28, 2022 04:42 - 2 hours - 90.1 MB

For what feels like the 10th straight year, the Bears play the Giants, this time in beautiful New Jersey. We'll get you all riled up about the big game as we still feel amazing about our 2-1 Bears and are still covered in Justin Fields optimism. We'll give you all the hottest fantasy picks, Rick Feelsmen will grace the show with his best bets of the weekend (he's coming off a 5-0-1 week ... do NOT let Rick get hot) plus tons more, including Grease Tank's racing tidbits and some B1G football ...

S4Ep15 - Texans Post-Game Bonus Episode

September 26, 2022 01:35 - 20 minutes - 11.7 MB

The Bears are 2-1 and there's absolutely no red flags to concern ourselves with whatsoever. This might be the greatest rushing offense the league has ever seen in the history of pigskin. We definitely did not pick a specific game in which we are deciding the fate of Justin Fields as Bears QB, no, absolutely we did not do that around minute 14 or so of this bonus ep. Thank you Cairo Santos, Ro Smith and Khalil Herbert for getting us through this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://po...

S4Ep14: Neverending Story in Green Bay. Regroup for Texans Week. Pinocchio Talk.

September 21, 2022 04:29 - 2 hours - 94.5 MB

Stop me if you've heard this one before - the Bears went into Green Bay for a nationally-televised night game and they left with a loss, giving their fanbase an uneasy feeling and continued inferiority complex. The boys won't dwell on Sunday night's thrashing too much as it's Texans week which means the return of a bearded Lovie Smith. So much Pinocchio and donkey talk. We ask the questions you're dying to have answered. Intro. Thank you Bo Burnham for your inspiration for the intro song Km...

S4Ep13: Sunday Night Up Next Versus Mushroom Boy. Rick's Hot Picks. Gophers + Illini are B1G Giants.

September 14, 2022 04:16 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

The undefeated Chicago Bears head to Green Bay this Sunday night in front of a crowd of mostly ugly people and we can't wait to get into it. Will Coach Flus ever lose? Will Aaron Rodgers be wasted out of his gourd? How often does Matt LeFleur get his hair cut? I think it's time for the Bears to take the North and never give it back, don't you? Plus our HOT fantasy picks of the week, Rick Feelsmen's hot hot gambling picks of the week, our thoughts on the B1G and college football, Greasetank's...

S4Ep12: Bonus Bears (1-0) vs 49ers (0-1) Reaction Ep with an Elated Bill and Dan

September 12, 2022 02:25 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MB

The boys of Zero Doinks needed to immediately talk about the incredible Week 1 upset by our beloved Bears over the seven point favorite San Francisco 49ers. 16 wins away from perfection. Enjoy this bonus reaction episode. Bearssssss. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/support

S4Ep11: Fields versus Lance. Teddy's Retiring. Rick's Hot Picks. Arlington Plans. Football is Back.

September 07, 2022 03:49 - 2 hours - 91.2 MB

Finally, real football is here, and Dan & Bill Doinks are here to get weird with it. Are the boys still glowing from JF1's preseason performance against Cleveland? Any hot thoughts about the final 53 or depth chart? Sweaty Ted is retiring, hallelujah! So much hot content this ep, including the return of both Rick Feelsmen and Greasetank Frank. 0:00 - 2:52 - Intro Song "Sunday I'm in Love" with Daughter of Bill Doinks. 2:52 - 5:13 - What's on tap tonight? 5:14 - 32:45 - Bears Roster Chit C...

S4Ep10: Dan's Back. Roquan's Playing. Hugh's Illini Debuting.

August 25, 2022 03:48 - 1 hour - 63 MB

The boys wrap up their preseason slate of episodes with the return of Dan Doinks from Hawaii. How tan do we think his unmentionables are? Still pretty paste-y? Anywho, the Seahawks were no match for the Bears in preseason game two as they remain on top of the NFC North for a second-consecutive week. What are our feelings on Roquan ending his "hold-in" and playing out the final year of his rookie contract? Tons more, including the Big Ten Minute as Hugh Robertson and the Fighting Illini kick ...

S4Ep9: Preseason Greatness vs KC. Thoughts on Everything New. Dan's On Holiday, Who Takes His Seat?

August 15, 2022 23:37 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

With Dan floating from Hawaiian isle to isle, it's the beautiful and talented Darren from Dublin taking his considerable seat this week, though you'll hear a splash of a sun-soaked Dan Doinks from time to time. We re-visit the Bears hot hot hot preseason debut versus the Chiefs. Which players stood out? Why did Eberflus look a little awkward on the sidelines? Is there tangible JF1 progress? Darren has a plan to overtake the Packers and gives his 10,000 mile view of what to expect out of the ...

S4Ep8: Matt Nagy is returning to town. Early camp angst.

August 04, 2022 02:36 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

The boys of Zero Doinks cannot believe the preseason hath arrived. It's August, it's football season, and wow does that make this podcast extraordinarily randy. Matt Nagy is soon to return to Soldier Field as a Chiefs assistant coach. Can't imagine his welcome will be warm. Plus camp is a week in - what are our expert observations based solely off of Twitter updates? Dan is going out of town - will he be able to gamble on the Toffees EPL debut this weekend? --- Send in a voice message: ht...

S4Ep7: Bears Hot or Not with the Ladies of Zero Doinks. It's Estrogen 'N Eggs.

July 23, 2022 02:55 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

The ladies of Zero Doinks are back as Jordan and Kristen Doinks return to the show for the first time since 2020. Hubba hubba. Seems like a perfect time for some Chicago Bears Hot or Not with these two foul-mouthed pirates, wouldn't you say? We think you're going to enjoy this. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/support

S4Ep6: Eberflus is Naughty. Dips and D!cks. Tony La Russa is the Worst.

June 10, 2022 02:36 - 1 hour - 60 MB

Eberflus is a bad boy, but will his roster's lack of overall talent be giving him a spanking come December? We talk about Flus's first experience with the squad, including one missed OTA practice, or what the Tribune's beat reporters describe as a "misstep by the regime." We also try to balance realism about the 2022 Bears while not trying to be too cynical since we're 40ish and crabby. Grease Tank pops in for some "Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks" plus Dan might be running a brothel in his attic. 0...

S4Ep5: Bonus Memorial Day Weekend Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks For Your Autosporting Pleasure

May 27, 2022 14:58 - 9 minutes - 7.28 MB

Memorial Day weekend certainly should be used to honor the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country, that is an absolute given. It is also a perfect time to prep the loyal listeners of Zero Doinks for what is traditionally the biggest weekend in autosports. Grease Tank is the guy for the job, as always, and Rick Feelsmen might be lost in an East Chicago casino somewhere, hard to say. Enjoy your weekend, everyone, and remember those who have gone before us so idiots like Bil...

S4Ep4: Bonus Episode. Premier League. Everton Fighting For their Lives. ZD Live (Kinda) on the Scene.

May 19, 2022 23:19 - 44 minutes - 25.5 MB

The newly-adopted official Premier League team of Zero Doinks, Everton, is on the brink of relegation. A huge matchup with Crystal Palace is happening and Zero Doinks is (kind of) on the scene to see what the Toffee's fate will be. Special guests Rick Feelsmen, Mike from England + Darren from Dublin join Bill and Dan Doinks to see if Everton fans will be excited or horrified after today's bout. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zerodoinks/message Support...

S4Ep3: 17-0 Season Incoming. A Visit From Eggs Past.

May 13, 2022 04:45 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

The 2022 schedule is out and things are red hot in Dan's trousers. We take a look at how the Bears will run through this year's slate and highlight some dates that tickle our fancy. Plus Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks is back for another rousing update from Greasetank Frank (RIP to Rick who is vacationing without his thumbs). A few other surprises, per usual. Thanks for listening, we love you. 0:00 - 04:56 - A smattering of predictions from the Fans N Eggs crew (thank you's to The Wayouts and of co...

S4Ep2: King Poles First Draft. So Many Trades. Dipsticks + Dipsh!ts plus a New Tune

May 03, 2022 04:27 - 2 hours - 97.5 MB

King Poles sat on his drafting throne for the first time as Chicago Bears GM extraordinare and who did he find? Eleven new players plus an ungodly amount of undrafted free agents. With their seconds of research, the boys of Zero Doinks react to all of the new Bears as only they can. Plenty of special guests this episode, including the incomparable Rick Feelsmen PLUS Greasetank Frank who is starring in a brand new segment debuting this episode. Thanks for listening, you're welcome for the weir...

S4Ep1: Bon Voyage Khalil Mack. Signings and Cuts in the Poles Era. Rodgers Is Back. Illini Four Seed in March Madness.

March 15, 2022 05:31 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

If there was any doubt Ryan Poles was going to start slow, the trading of Khalil Mack and additional cutting of three bloated contracts shows otherwise. Welcome to the kick off show for Season 4 of Zero Doinks. We can't believe we haven't been imprisoned yet so consider everyone lucky I suppose. We'll discuss the quick start to free agency for Poles and the Bears as well as discuss our feelings about Mack now being a LA Charger. Lots of QB news throughout the league, including that idiot up ...

S3Ep32: Season Finale. A New Ryan and Matt. Packers Are Dead. Super Bowl Preview. Lots of Guests.

February 02, 2022 06:38 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

The boys get together in person for the season finale of Zero Doinks's third year. Time flies when you're making jokes about Garfield's lasagna and John Wayne Gacy. From Ballydoyle's in Aurora comes Bill + Dan plus special guests galore as a new era of Bears football is soon on the horizon. No better way to end a season of Zero Doinks but with some hope, beer, new tunes and lots of immediately regrettable jokes. See you again in March, hope you enjoy, and thank you as always for giving us a ...

S3Ep31: Ryan Pace Fired. Matt Nagy Gone. Ted Phillips ... Has Nudes?

January 11, 2022 04:22 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Black Monday struck hard at Halas Hall as not only was Chicago HC Matt Nagy canned, the seven-year reign of GM Ryan Pace was also deleted like a rack of Hamm's. Yet, somehow, Ted Phillips remains a trusted soldier of the McCaskey family despite years of uselessness. The boys of Zero Doinks talk all about their Bears feelings and discuss possible targets for both GM and head coach. This was a good day, Bears fans. Imperfect, but good. Also, Ryan Pace probably traded five more draft picks on h...

S3Ep30: LOL Mike Glennon. Season Is Almost Over. Monk Season Finale(s) Review.

January 04, 2022 06:13 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

The season is, mercifully, nearly over, and the Bears have put themselves in position to tie for second in the NFC North with a Week 18 win at Minnesota. But who cares, they're 6-10, and the only good news is there are a few teams more dreadful than them, including the New York Giants. Wow, they are terrible. Reports of Matt Nagy's imminent demise are now out there from reputable humans. But how dark and deep will Black Monday be next week? That's for next week's episode to hammer out. This ...

S3Ep29: BDN Beats Seattle. Giants Coming to Town, Who Cares. Covid is Everywhere.

December 28, 2021 15:32 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Who thought they'd have the opportunity to see BDN lead the Bears to a victory in 2021? Not Dan and Bill Doinks, that's for sure. Not sure what that says about the Seahawks to be honest but hey, who cares. Nothing changes about the future of this squad, though, as we are two weeks from (hopefully) major changes. 0:00 - 01:23 - Intro 01:23 - 02:17 - What's on tap tonight? 02:17 - 28:37 - Seahawks Review, Giants Preview. Would be so great to go against Mike Glennon this weekend, wouldn't it...

S3Ep28: Loss To Kirk on MNF. Brad Swiggs Visits. Merry Christmas Tunes.

December 21, 2021 07:49 - 2 hours - 103 MB

What a shocker, Matt Nagy was fully in charge and the Bears lost. Somehow Chicago manages to lose despite giving up less than 100 yards passing to Kirk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings. This is so sad. Celebrity journo Brad Swiggs pays the boys a visit this week plus tons more, including Rick Feelsmen and his hot pick(s) and who knows what else. Merry Christmas! Enjoy the two new tunes! 0:00 - 04:08 - New Christmas tune and intro 04:08 - 30:37 - Swiggs Time. Interview with journalistic ex...

S3Ep27: Wow, Packers Beat The Bears Again, What A Surprise. Happy Holidays.

December 13, 2021 06:24 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

The Packers beat the Bears for like the 900th time out of the last 969 games. Who cares, why is Matt Nagy still the coach. Can we just fast forward to 2022. JF1 was back so that was fun at times. Still too many rookie mistakes but hey, he gives Chicago reason for hope. We go off the rails a few times this episode so if you're looking for hard-hitting analysis, probably not going to find it here. But that's pretty much how we roll. 0:00 - 03:37 - Intro. Bringing back Oh Sweaty Ted this holid...

S3Ep26: What A Waste Of Time. Nice Ints, Andy. Packers Up Next. First Gray Balls Loss.

December 07, 2021 05:45 - 2 hours - 91.7 MB

We'll be honest, we don't spend much of this episode talking about the Cardinals-Bears game. Nor do we do a deep dive into Bears-Packers. So what do we spend over two hours talking about? Welp, I hope your name isn't Brad Biggs because you might be in the crosshairs juuuuust a bit. Plus lots of other stuff, including a B1G team in the football playoffs, Gray Balls suffering their first defeat, and tons more. Get better soon, JF1, otherwise why flip on the boob tube. 00:00 - 01:44 - Intro ne...

S3Ep25: Santos Wins A Turkey Day Snoozer. Nagy's Seat Scorching. Illini Win The Hat.

November 30, 2021 16:01 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

For all of you, like us, who sat through that wretched Thanksgiving Bears-Lions game, may we be rewarded in the afterlife. Cairo Santos kicks a game-winner, Andy Dalton was given a silver football (and seemed way too excited about it) and rumors continue to swirl around Matt Nagy's job status. Just end it all, okay? The top NFC team cruises into Soldier Field this weekend as the very handsome Kliff Kingsbury tries to keep the good times rolling for his Arizona Cardinals. We'll talk about all...

S3Ep24: Burn It All To The Ground. Gray Balls Cannot Lose. Hope Everyone Is Fired By The Time You Listen To This.

November 23, 2021 05:32 - 2 hours - 105 MB

One can only hope by the time you are listening to this episode that Ted Phillips, Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy have all resigned out of shame. Or someone found incriminating photos of all three of them at a local farm. It's long past time to burn it all down. Dan Doinks was on the scene as the Bears lose to a Lamar Jackson-less Baltimore Ravens squad. How did it feel to hear "Fire Matt Nagy" chants with your own ears at Soldier Field, Dan? The only thing that could have made that loss worse was ...

S3Ep23: Lamar And The Ravens Coming to Town. Gray Balls Are Back (And Unstoppable).

November 15, 2021 05:02 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

After a relaxing bye week for us Bears fans, JF1 and the lads prep for a return to Soldier Field as Lamar Jackson and the Ravens will be coming to town. The boys will give you their hot hot fantasy and gambling picks (as will resident sharp and shark, Rick Feelsmen). Plus the long-awaited return of Gray Balls as Coach Cuse has put together quite the squad to try and defend the crown for the 35+ intramural champions (consolation bracket) of the world. Plus tons more, including both Bill and D...

S3Ep22: Bears Fall Short in Pittsburgh. See Me After Class, Aaron Rodgers. Illini Clobber the Gophers.

November 09, 2021 07:12 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Chicago's comeback attempt falls short on Monday Night Football as the Bears lose to Big Ben's grey penis in Pittsburgh. We'll talk all about JF1's continued ascension toward greatness, and Matt Nagy's latest example of why he should be facing an obvious firing, as the Bears head into their bye week. Plus of course we'll talk about Jordan Love's debut for Green Bay which should have offered Packers fans a glimpse into the abyss. We also invite Aaron Rodgers to 'see us after class' as well as...

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