On today's ZBT we have 4 rounds in the magazine ...

ROUND 1: TERRIBLE NEWS FOR HORNY TROOPS BASED IN UTAH AFTER A NEW LAW WILL MAKE FAPPING EXTRA TOUGH

ROUND 2: THERE’S ANOTHER CHINA BALLOON OVER HAWAII & I FEEL LIKE WE’RE ALL SO SICK OF CHINA BALLOONS THAT NO ONE EVEN CARES THIS TIME, WHICH IS NICE

ROUND 3: There an absolute genius on one Army base that came up with a plan involving laundry and a duty NCO that you have to respect.

Round 4: Good Initiative / Dad Judgment
- Fake drivers license
- A nurse made a HUGE mistake so she can do some Facetime
- Using government funds for snow owls

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