Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop

Episode 133: Smoochblade

Have you been looking for some folks that are just plain rad? Then, boy howdy do we have the episode for you! Zack and Griffin reopen Kobold Press's first Tome of Beasts for some riveting, and slightly erotic, conversation.

Episode 132: Sh*tty Pokémon 10: Chronic Moustication

Have you missed Pokémon? So have we! We've missed absolutely DESTROYING them. Zack and Griffin go back to the beginning, back to the Kanto region, to officially begin Round Two of Sh*tty Pokémon!

Episode 131: Philly Cheesestank

The first half of this episode is very chill! And the back half of this episode gets real swampy! And hey, who among hasn't suffered a swampy back half before? We get knee-deep in Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press yet again!

Episode 130: Go Truutch Yourself

Despite the horrors of Daylight Savings, the time portal yet functions! Zack and Griff return to the Ninth World, cracking open a new bestiary along the way! Join us for LED marsupials, clumsy armadillos, and plentiful discussions about popcorn.

Episode 129: Big Bois 8: Chet Rockwood, Hardened Avenger

More big! More bois! More wholesome and sex positive characters! Zack and Griff return to the latest Tome of Beasts to discuss more of the biggest bois around.

Global Strike

Episode 128: Snake Sandwich

This Codex is just too full of Creatures! Kobold Press's Creature Codex brings us another batch of monsters to discuss, both as pets and as home decor.

Episode 127: Haglogne

Something stinks this episode, and I swear, it isn't us! Zack and Griffin embark once again through Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 to bring you hot squirrels, magic crabs, and everything in between!

Episode 126: Food vs. Man

What do you get when you cross neon and vaporwave retro-futurism with Dungeons and Dragons 5e? You get THE RETROVERSE (by Chris Lock and Lluis Abadias)! Zack and Griffin plunge headfirst into the Retroverse with actor and singer Braeden Glenn Tuttle as their guide! Find more from Braeden at braedenglenntuttle.com and more about the Retroverse at lasersandliches.com!

Episode 125: Dogs, but Not 5

More dogs that are basically dogs, but not quite dogs. And in this episode, Zack and Griffin maybe, just maybe, find... The Goodest Boy.

Episode 124: Itty Bitty Bois 5: Gravity Bears

Surprise! It's a new episode full of tiny friends! Surprise again! It's our belated five year anniversary episode! Surprise again again! We get scared by a marsupial! Come take a listen!

Episode 123: Nicesk

Down, down, down we go into the Kingdom of Hallownest for our first episode featuring the creatures of Hollow Knight! One of Griffin's all time favorite games, and one Zack has never touched. Grab your favorite charm and take a dunk in the hot spring as the boys dodge the creepy critters in favor of big round friends.

Episode 122: Ganj Consigliere and Acidic Spew

One of these things is not like the other, though they may be more alike than they seem! We return to the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting, making new names for ourselves, finding love in all the wrong places, and making some nasty creatures even nastier.

Episode 121: Sh*tty Pokémon 9: 4chan Monkey

Paldea calls! And those who answer are Zack and Griffin, who are really, REALLY behind on their Pokémon. The boys go for the throat on some of the worst Pokémon designs Scarlet and Violet have to offer.

Episode 120: Cats, but Not 2

Are cats even really cats? I dunno, but these cats certainly ARE NOT cats. You know and love Kobold Press and Tome of Beasts 3 as much as we do at this point, I'm sure. Zack and Griffin are putting these not-cats under the magnifying glass.

Episode 119: Water Horse Can Get It

The wait is over! An episode where Zack and Griff get really thirsty about fantasy creatures is back! The boys return to Kobold Press's Creature Codex to talk about more folks that are just plain rad.

Episode 118: Fantasy Roomba Will Eat You

Stop the presses! Actually, strike that, cause Kobold Press keeps providing great creatures from their Tome of Beasts! Zack and Griffin discuss reptiles of many varieties, reminisce about old Flash games, and get a little topsy-turvy at the end.

Episode 117: Dogs, but Not 4

For all the not-quite-dogs featured in this episode, most of them are still ~very doggo~ Kobold Press does it again with choice pups from both their Creature Codex and Tome of Beasts 2!

Episode 116: Big Bois 7: OnlyPhans

This week's episode is BIG! It's full of the BIGGEST creatures we could find in just BIG BIG book of Kobold Press's Creature Codex! Did I mention it's BIG!?

Episode 115: O-Negative Bears

A new book reveals itself! It's actually probably been out for a while, but we just found it! Kobold Press's Creature Codex offers us several ways to ruin a wizard's day, which considering how often they f*ck with bears, honestly, they deserve it.

Episode 114: March of the Xiomarche

Somehow the Time Portal still works, so we're gonna take advantage of it while we can! Zack and Griffin return to the Ninth World to explore the creatures and oddities of the Numenera Beastiary from Monte Cook Games!

Episode 113: Sh*tty Pokémon 8: Gimp-A-Simp

Neither swords nor shields will keep these Pokémon safe from the tirades of Zack and Griffin! There are sh*tty Pokémon galore in Galar! Come take a listen!

Episode 112: Birds All the Way Down

Tome of Beasts? More like Tome of Awesome Birds! Zack and Griffin take to the skies as they discuss some of the finest (and freakiest) birds in Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2!

Episode 111: Itty Bitty Bois 4: It Takes a Squiggle

Frog God Games produces more than just horrors from their Tome of Horrors, they also produce some little guys! Zack and Griffin pull out their magnifying glasses to highlight some of the smallest critters around.

Episode 110: The Dread Pirate Bippin

Sometimes it's not all about pets and shops and multiverses. Sometimes it's just about some folks who are f*cking rad! Zack and Griffin foray once again into Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press and discuss potatoes, puffins, rodents , and angels. You know, all things that go together.

Episode 109: Dogs, But Not 3

A third Tome of Beasts, a third episode of dog-adjacent critters! What more could you want? MORE DOGS? Be patient, we're working on it!

Episode 108: Dazzlechad

When life gets you down, there's not much else to do than to jump ONE BILLION YEARS into the FUTURE. Join us for another visit to the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting where you'll find death hugs, supremely strange fish, and an ape obsessed with It's a Wonderful Life.

Episode 107: Cheesy Toves

What do you get when you cross a pissed off marsupial, a bloodthirsty ground bird, a cheese loving anteater, and an eagle that can fly through solid stone? A new episode of Pet Shop! We head right back in to Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 for even more amazing creatures!

Episode 106: Penguin, but Big?

It's time for new source material! Kobold Press brings us their Tome of Beasts 3 with a good, good gaggle of new friends!

Episode 105: Float Like a Butterfly, Kiss Like a Goat-Man

One of these days we'll run out of beasts, but today is not that day! We once again visit Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts Vol. 1 to talk about just how rad some of these folks are.

Episode 104: Gleek of War

Cry "BOY" and let slip the the God of War! It's our first foray into the acclaimed game series God of War with everyone's favorite god-slaying father figure. Join us in the Nine Realms of God of War: Ragnarok for some exciting new friends!

Episode 103: Undead Cheese

Closing out another year at the Pet Shop, Zack and Griff bring you...just some real stinkers. Whoops. Kobold Press and their second Tome of Beasts strike again!

Episode 102: Sh*tty Pokémon 7: Beware Bewear

Nothing quite like a lovely trip to the Alola region to shake those wintertime blues. Until you realize that some of the most dangerous and predatory Pokémon live in the Alola region, then the snow doesn't seem so bad.

Episode 101: Cool Cool Crabs

Zack and Griffin move to wine country, talk about crabs, frogs, and Paper Mario.

Episode 100: The Tournament of Champions

On this momentous episode, Zack and Griffin aim to once and for all answer the question: "What is the best pet in Dungeons and Dragons?" Thank you, everyone, for helping us make it this far. Here's to another 100 episodes. Love, Zack and Griffin

Episode 99: Look At Me! I Want All of This, Everywhere!

Kobold Press saves the day once again with Tome of Beasts 2! Today's episode contains nasty cats, shiny stoats, lucky tigers, and the wildest combination of animals we've ever seen on this show. For real...it's wild.

Episode 98: Monkey With Knife

It's spooky season! Which means it's time to open the spooky books! Zack and Griffin return to the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games and read you in on some spooky and mischievous friends.

Episode 97: Feed the Rich to the Great Egg

Let's turn this world all the way up to NINE! We're visiting the Ninth World once again, from Monte Cook Games' Numenera source materials. Creatures are always wacky and have some great names, which we milk to the fullest. ...we milk the names, not the creatures. At least not this time.

Episode 96: Stupid Sexy Grimace

An episode so SPICY we had to delay it initially! Join Zack, Griffin, and intimacy coordinator Justin Michael as they rank the best lovers the Lower Planes have to offer.

Episode 95.5: Gabe's Got It; It's Gotta be Björk

Spelljammer is here! Don't worry about the number the episode! If you're not listening to this weirdly numbered episode, what the fuck are you doing?

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Episode 95: Sh*tty Pokémon 6: Binacle Bros

The Kalos region of the Pokémon world is filled with wonder, joy, and FASHION. It is also filled with some pretty bad 'mons. Zack and Griffin take out the trash with another installment of Sh*tty Pokémon!

Episode 94: Cats, but Not

A spoof on our ever-popular "Dogs, but Not" series, Zack and Griff explore some cat alternatives, posers, and creatures that try really, really hard to be cats.

Episode 93: Molten Milk

Beasts as far as the eye can see! Or as far as the ear can hear? Cause, you know, it's a podcast. We return to Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press for some big cows, thick orcas, and magic memes!

Episode 92: Whoa, Striders!

When sleepy boys make sleepy episodes, they use content that everyone can get down on. We open the Mythic Odysseys of Theros and just kinda kick it.

Episode 91: Good 'Ol Phalanges

Ah yes...Tarnished are we? Guided by grace to this dumbshit podcast? Sounds about right! Join Zack, Griffin, and special guest Chase as they delve the Lands Between for the best pets in Elden Ring!

Episode 90: Kreate-A-Krasis

Did you know Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica exists? Cause we totally forgot it did. Thank goodness we remembered, cause it brought us a whole new batch of fun friends, some of which are highly customizable!

Episode 89: Thunder Given Flesh

The trend for creatures for the Ninth World tends to either be "absolutely not" or "uncomfortably sexy." Find out who's who as Zack and Griff reopen the time portal and delve the depths of Numenera from Monte Cook Games!

Episode 88: Department Store Mimic

How'd we open a book all about dragons and not technically talk about a single dragon? Zack and Griffin open up Fizban's Treasury of Dragons yet again to scrape out every last morsel of dragon humor.

Episode 87: Sh*tty Pokémon 5: Little Jelly Butt Boy

Unova calls are Zack and Griffin turn their hats around and open up the Pokédex to find the worst 'mons in the region! And maybe, just maybe, redesign some of these Pokémon for the better.