It's Trask's birthday. Garrett is in possession of a defunct Chinese Arena Football League team's jersey that may or may not be worth $10 now. We read through 1995 WWF house show results. Pudding is spilled on an NXT shirt. We're living up to our mantra of 'the laziest podcast' and want you to join us for the ride. Fuck you to the cowards that didn't follow us. There was no TNA kareoke on this episode.