Super Tuesday just passed, and it's that time where everyone's all up in arms about the primaries. So, the boys decide to ask the real question: do we even need a president?

Ryan is judge on this one, so he gets to use his anti-government and historical knowledge to really come to terms with what Nick and Ben are saying. And what those two are saying? Well, it goes downhill rather quickly...just like normal.

Discussion points include: face tattoos, checks and balances, diplomacy, corruption, wooden teeth, alien abductions, human shields, megaphones, kings, the Illuminati, and worldwide larping.