What were Hobbits strict about? What are philanthropists? Do brooms exist in the Star Wars universe? On this episode, the boys strike back to answer all of these questions and more. It's another What Kurt Have Been, all about Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope, as Kurt Russell was up for the roles of both Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. Bonus—the boys watched Kurt's audition tape for Han Solo.

Discussion topics include: gay anarchy, novelty stamps, The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda, Bill Burr, terrorist cults, German women, caller ID, masculine stoicism, and Akira Kurosawa.