It's the first of three episodes revolving around the tv series, The Quest. The boys saddle up, getting into this '70s western starring Kurt Russell and Tim Matheson. Will they discover why cowboys don't wear bullet-proof vests?

The conversation circles aliens popping out of the wazzoo, "Silly Love Songs," roller dogs, Dan Akroyd, Italian hand motions, opium dens, magical circus trains, camel racing, and Jonny Quest.