Your New Best Friends
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She probably has salty knees
May 17, 2022 11:00 - 41 minutes - 33.6 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The pair is back this week off their lovely honeymoon! Did you miss them? Tune in to catch this week’s plot twist and also hear Tabby’s terrible explanation of the movie “Ghost” with Patrick Swayze and Whoopie Goldb...
I'm sitting in my house with my fingers in my mouth
April 19, 2022 12:31 - 34 minutes - 27.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week as they have a meaningful first date together. The two see if they’re a good fit. This episode is part of a 2 series episode. Catch the plot twist next month. Want to be part of the show? ...
Marty K & The Equality B!tches
March 07, 2022 13:00 - 52 minutes - 43.2 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week as they start the episode with Tabby’s interesting adventures in Center City, Philadelphia. The two follow up with a hand written speech from Mike on his “new art adventure” starring a known...
You're getting juice everywhere
February 07, 2022 12:00 - 44 minutes - 41.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week as they open up with a fun game of “What did you mean by that??” The two recap Tabby’s Florida adventures and end the show talking about an@l beads and what to do if your friend pitches a pant...
I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical
January 10, 2022 12:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week as they discuss what 3 albums and artists’ music they would steal if they were sent 40 years back in time. The two end the show discussing an FML topic of whether someone is entitled to “spec...
What's your scent? Despair and avocados?
December 06, 2021 12:23 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this month as they open with a voicemail from a prisoner in Florida! The duo are glad to know their outreach spreads far and wide, to all types of audiences. They begin the episode with an unru...
Eat Out Rock 'VS' The Nomad Humper
November 08, 2021 12:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Welcome the best friends back after their “short” 6 month hiatus! This episode the two play catch-up with one another and Mike has a true field day roasting Tabby on her dating scene over the last 6 months. To quote M...
Who thinks you could possibly be too fat for gravity?
April 12, 2021 11:11 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends with their first submission from a listener who recently moved in with their partner and keeps catching them in white lies. Is this a red flag? Their second submission is from a listener who w...
I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us
April 05, 2021 11:00 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who got a tattoo behind their parent’s back and now they’re car-less. Whomp whomp. Their second submission is from a listener who watched two frien...
Bonus Material: You smell like vinegar, do you Uber for Blimpies?
March 29, 2021 11:00 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with some bonus material they had saved! Their submission this week comes from another New Jersey based listener and pumping their own gas. Want to be part of the show? Write in an...
This is the Bluetooth of dildos
March 22, 2021 11:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends on their season 5 opener! They have a mystery to solve that happened at their job and need your help. Their submission this week is from a listener who is seeing their father’s friend and does...
The Newlywed Game: On the same page, not the same paragraph
March 15, 2021 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends on their season 4 finale! They made it through 4 seasons together and decided to play the Newlywed Game to celebrate this anniversary. Their only submission this week is from a listener who no...
Lil Game Plan: “Blowin out backs & countin up stacks”
March 08, 2021 12:00 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who had a sexy rendezvous with someone and found out something after the fact from a friend and wanted some advice. Their second submissio...
The Pyramid Game: Dogs that sound like German foods
March 01, 2021 12:00 - 42 minutes - 39.6 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with the game Pyramid! Of course, it has the YNBF spin on it. They close up the episode with a submission from a listener who had their laundry bag raided when they left it overnight in their...
Life is good, you just need your underwear clean
February 22, 2021 12:00 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was followed around in a store... but not for stealing. Did they over react? Their second submission is from a listener who went to do laundry ...
Watching my donk swing in my sweatpants
February 15, 2021 12:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who is getting a specific set of eyes on them every time they go on their nightly jog. They want to know if the best friends think this is a complim...
The movers took a bag of socks and the vibrator
February 08, 2021 12:34 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is considering moving across country with their partner and isn’t sure how to get them fully on board with a new start in a new place. Their se...
A black bouquet after a break up
February 01, 2021 12:00 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who watched a 12 year old spit better game than them at a park. The listener is 24. Their second submission is from a listener who had a pet death ...
Your hair is lice Barbados
January 25, 2021 12:00 - 29 minutes - 27.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who found out they had an embarrassing issue from their hair stylist. Their second submission is from a listener who was mistaken for being homeless after b...
Someone call Britney Spears cause that’s toxic
January 18, 2021 12:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who had an incident with a random 4 year old and their freshly purchased burger. Would you have handled it differently? Their second submission com...
Groaning down there like a ghoul
January 11, 2021 12:00 - 41 minutes - 38 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who wanted their grandmother to break up with a gold digger but ended up fooling everyone. Their second submission is from a listener who has some...
You have a permit for that wagon you’re draggin?
January 04, 2021 12:00 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was offered body augmentation from a rich family member as a Christmas gift, but not on a part of their body they had hoped. Their second submi...
This burner phone is blowing up and I can’t have it
December 28, 2020 12:00 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a hit and run and doesn’t want to get involved. Would you cough up the info? Their second submission is from a listener who ...
I want the alphabet mafia on my side
December 21, 2020 12:00 - 38 minutes - 35.8 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who accidentally spoiled their best friend’s surprise party. Whoops? Their second submission is from a listener who got a piercing and now can’t ha...
Your rotund body took out the light fixtures
December 14, 2020 12:00 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who walked out of a restaurant after watching an employee do some questionable things with the food. Their second submission is from a listener wh...
You better lawyer up, that cop touched my cooter
December 08, 2020 12:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** This just might be the silliest episode yet. Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who banned their partner’s best friend from the house. Think it’s fair? Their second submission is ...
BONUS EPISODE!: Your New Best Friends meets Convosaries!
December 04, 2020 00:11 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they make a special guest appearance on CONVOSARIES! Convosaries is a YNBF podcast staple in our catalogue of ‘must listen to shows’. Trevon and RJ are two best friends who like t...
Care-free, fun-loving, I don't hit you, good vibes. Looking for real deal
November 30, 2020 14:30 - 37 minutes - 34.9 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who had no choice but to call their ex after they got themselves in a tough situation. They are now dog-less. Their second submission is from a listener who...
I would’ve killed for a mouth full of public hair in high school
November 23, 2020 13:19 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who had a rendezvous with a friend’s friend and is now face to face with them at dinner. What would you do? Their second submission is from a list...
I would’ve killed for a mouth full of pubic hair in high school
November 23, 2020 13:19 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who had a rendezvous with a friend’s friend and is now face to face with them at dinner. What would you do? Their second submission is from a list...
Nothing holds sh*t like suede
November 16, 2020 12:00 - 36 minutes - 34.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with a bit of a different episode. The pair discuss at great length whether having “skid marks” in your underwear is socially acceptable. Their first submission is from a listener who recentl...
Nothing holds sh!t like suede
November 16, 2020 12:00 - 36 minutes - 34.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with a bit of a different episode. The pair discuss at great length whether having “skid marks” in your underwear is socially acceptable. Their first submission is from a listener who recentl...
His d*ck was the CEO of his underpants
November 10, 2020 12:00 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends in their season 4 opener! This week the best friends answer their first submission from a listener who was accidentally catfished in the gym. Has it ever happened to you? Their second submis...
His d!ck was the CEO of his underpants
November 10, 2020 12:00 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends in their season 4 opener! This week the best friends answer their first submission from a listener who was accidentally catfished in the gym. Has it ever happened to you? Their second submis...
I need you to Uber Eats that ass over here
October 19, 2020 00:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week on a special SEASON 3 FINALE episode! This week the pair answer their first submission from a listener who got heckled at a comedy club in front of their girlfriend and 3 days later g...
I once got a nosebleed after a big gal sat on my face too hard
October 06, 2020 00:30 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who had some good news from the lesbian awakening segment. Mike and Tabby discuss. Their second submission is from a listener who set up a surprise...
Cervix, be damned
September 28, 2020 01:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who works in retail and found a wad of cash in a pair of returned pants. They wanted the duo to play “devil and angel” on their shoulder and...
You blew their back out in the worst way
September 21, 2020 01:00 - 33 minutes - 31.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is competing with a supposed “work friend” for a promotion. They overheard their “work friend” talking a mean mess of smack about them. Their s...
The hypnotic jiggles of your body
September 15, 2020 00:05 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener whose boyfriend of less than a month ended up meeting their brother in the worst way possible. Buckle up for this one. Their second submission is ...
Your grandma’s ring is on my finger, we gotta get it off
September 07, 2020 01:00 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a public proposal in the park and couldn’t hold back their tears. Mike and Tabby discuss their thoughts on public proposals. ...
Medically speaking, I gotta bust these nuts
August 31, 2020 01:36 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who took a baseball to the face in front of their son and wanted to know how Tabby and Mike would handle the embarrassment. Their second submission...
When booty calls, you pick it up
August 24, 2020 01:31 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo with their first submission from a listener who was people watching and saw someone shatter their phone after walking into a pole. Would you feel bad for them or think they deserved it? Their second su...
You’re a little bitter Betty
August 17, 2020 01:14 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who has a double standard at home with their wife about who works harder. One is a stay at home worker and one works out in the ‘Rona world. Their...
Those sense don’t make dollars
August 10, 2020 23:42 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who went to a party and fell asleep first. Can you guess what happened after? Oh, and they’re 45. Their second submission is from a listener who we...
You’ve got spunk on your shirt, it’s meatloaf Tuesday
August 03, 2020 00:30 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who suffered a gym injury since they hadn’t been able to work out since the pandemic shutdowns began. They didn’t take into consideration how much time had p...
I got pizza on good faith
July 27, 2020 03:43 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo with their first submission from a listener whose parents ran outside during a fire scare and didn’t remember to knock on her door on the way. Hurts to be a second thought when they made sure the dog got...
A gross of tampons, a box of Twinkies and a water gun
July 20, 2020 00:00 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who got someone’s phone number while seemingly looking their worst. Is it that easy to bag numbers? The two can’t agree. Their second subm...
Just wanted to lay your body in some soup
July 13, 2020 01:30 - 46 minutes - 43.4 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The best friends this week are cleaning out the inbox! Join the two as they answer all the submissions that were too short to make the cut! Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected]...
Class is: Always having a drink in your hand but never being drunk
July 06, 2020 23:30 - 54 minutes - 50.9 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who.. let’s just say sunglasses and a poker table were involved and their bank account felt the wrath. Their second submission is from a l...
Cut off jean shorts, Crocs and a Thundercats shirt
June 29, 2020 00:00 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who has a 3 year old who absolutely loves to call out people’s flaws to their faces. They want to know how Mike and Tabby would deal with this strugg...