Fonseca Show
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Comedic performer, radio personality,Voice Artist Fonseca has made an indelible mark in the entertainment world with his captivating enthusiasm and quick-witted style. His familiar voice and multitude of characters have become a mainstay of the American psyche and have even extended into Beijing, China voicing cartoons for children’s networks.
Fonseca became the hottest property in radio when he began hosting the top rated morning radio show in Ventura, CA on B95.1 in July of 2002. In a short time, he turned B95.1 into the #1 rated station in Southern California. In April 2007 partnering with Cumulus Media and rocketed to the top with CBS radio.
His latest ventures reflect his expansion into the digital realm, expanding distribution of his own abundant entertainment content, as well as launching many online digital channels at Fonsecashow.com
In television, Fonseca hosted Average Joe, TV shows How I Met Your Mother, Drew Carey Show, Blind Date, and his voice has been enjoyed on numerous animated features, including House Of Mouse and G.I. Joe.
While his ingrained sense of the absurd and his fervent love of comedy have earned him top ratings in every city in which he has performed, Fonseca also has become a consummate businessman and entrepreneur. He is the founder/partner of Fonseca Imaging, which is now working with 13 stations in the United States..San Jose Barracuda.
Fonseca graduated from San Francisco State University with a bachelor’s degree in Radio, TV and Motion Pictures. Active in Young Life, an organization committed to helping youth in their formative years, Fonseca also is a proud participant in the Boy Scouts Of America, having earned the rank of Eagle Scout himself at age 18.
Currently Fonseca is on air at KKIQ, KKDV, SIRIUS RADIO, and Hosting the San Jose Barracuda, Lucas Film, Disney Imaging and Tunein
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Did your kids miss finding Easter Candy only to discover it months or years later? Best of Calls
April 02, 2024 16:58 - 4 minutes - 6.71 MBAnother Easter has passed. The White House Easter Egg Roll is today. Survey: "Did your kids miss finding Easter Candy only to discover it months or years later? If so, where was it hidden? Did they eat it? What did it taste like?"
What's the funniest thing happen to an Easter Bunny while a child or pet was on their lap or posing for pictures with them? Best of Calls
April 01, 2024 16:19 - 4 minutes - 6.71 MBEaster was Sunday. Survey: "What's the funniest thing you've seen happen to an Easter Bunny while a child or pet was on their lap or posing for pictures with them? Have you ever encountered a drunk Easter Bunny? Have you ever encountered rude parents at a public Easter Bunny photo shoot? What happened?"
Have you ever attended an Easter egg hunt where the parents acted like animals and ran over the children in order to get candy?Best of Calls
March 29, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.35 MBEaster is Sunday. Survey: "Have you ever attended an Easter egg hunt where the parents acted like animals and ran over the children in order to get candy? If so, what crazy behavior did you witness?"
Do you know someone who won a large lottery jackpot and then refused to quit their job and went back to work? Best of Calls
March 28, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.18 MBTonight's Mega Millions lottery jackpot is worth $1.1 billion with a lump sum cash payout of $525.8 million. Survey: "Do you know someone who won a large lottery jackpot and then refused to quit their job and went back to work? If so, how much did they win? What was the reason for going back to work? How were they treated differently or how did they treat others differently?"
Have you ever been slimed and covered from head to toe in something other than water? Best of Calls
March 27, 2024 12:01 - 4 minutes - 6.7 MB'Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire' topped the weekend box office. The movie is famous for having its characters get slimed by ghosts Survey: "Have you ever been slimed and covered from head to toe in something other than water? If so, what happened? Has this happened to a friend or family member of yours? What happened?"
Do you know any cheating women, who got pregnant after their partner had a vasectomy? Best of Calls
March 26, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.17 MBVasectomies spike by 50% during the first several days of March Madness. Dr. Stephen Jones, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic, says men opt to get the surgery during the NCAA tournament so they can watch the games while recovering. "They need at least a day with ice, keeping the area cool. Not so much because it hurts, it really doesn't hurt much, but it's an area that swells very easily. So, if they're going to spend a whole day doing nothing, it's not hard to figure out that they'd want t...
We asked our audience to call and honor single parents. Best of Calls
March 22, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.13 MBToday is National Single Parent Day. Survey: We asked our audience to call and honor single parents. Were you raised by a single parent? If so, how did they sacrifice to make sure you had everything you needed? How did they go above and beyond in life for you?''
What's the craziest, weirdest or funniest thing you've found while cleaning out someone's home - Best of Calls
March 21, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.33 MBSpring is here and it's time for Spring Cleaning. United Press International says Kedrin Brachman recently found a live grenade in her deceased father's toolbox. She was cleaning out his Knowlton, Canada home when she made the discovery. Kedrin remembered the grenade from decades ago, but thought it was gone. She posted; "I remember this grenade from almost 30 years ago when Dad brought it back from my grandfather's house. We all asked him to get rid of it and thought he had...well, he didn't...
Do you know someone, who dropped their ice cream cone at the worst possible time? Best of Calls
March 20, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.64 MBWSVN says Dairy Queen is bringing back their Free Cone Day today. Customers can get a small vanilla soft serve cone for free at participating restaurants while supplies last. Survey: "Do you know someone, who dropped their ice cream cone at the worst possible time? If so, what hilarious thing happened? What did the mess look like? Did a pet eat the cone? Did the cone drop cause an accident of some sort?"
Have you ever gone to work while still drunk from the night before? Best of Calls
March 19, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.34 MBYesterday was St Paddy's Day. A St PADDY'S Day survey by Alka Seltzer reveals that it only takes an average of 3.2 drinks to induce a hangover. Other findings: 92% of drinkers will go to work even if they have a hangover - 7% of drinkers have called in sick due to a hangover Survey: "Have you ever gone to work while still drunk from the night before? If so, what funny, strange and outrageous things happened at work? Did you get busted?"
We searched our audience to find the most unlucky person? Best of Calls
March 18, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.52 MBSunday was St. Patrick's Day. Bit: ''Start a search of your audience to find the most unlucky person. What happened to them? Did they have multiple hilariously bad things happened over a short period of time?"
What is the weirdest pie you have ever eaten? Best of Calls
March 15, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.78 MBToday is National Pi (3.14) Day. Flip the Script Survey: ''What is the weirdest pie you have ever eaten? What was in it? Who made it? What did people say about it?"
Who had no idea that they were a lottery winner? Best of Calls
March 14, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.57 MBWednesdays Powerball lottery drawing is worth an estimated $559 million with a lump sum cash payout of $273 million. An Oregon man recently won $8.4 million. He didn't know he was a winner for over a month. He eventually looked at his ticket and realized that he had been sitting on millions. Survey: "Do you know someone, who had no idea that they were a lottery winner at first? If so, what made them eventually look at their ticket? Did they lose the ticket and then find it later? Did someone...
Should Tik Tok be banned? - Best of Calls
March 13, 2024 12:00 - 6 minutes - 8.74 MBFOX Business News says ‘’Shark Tank’’ star Kevin O'Leary has offered to buy TikTok. He wants to turn it into a "new American company". US lawmakers want to ban Tik Tok because it is owned by a Chinese company and they believe the company is sharing people's personal information with China's government. Survey: "Should Tik Tok be banned? Why or why not? Do you allow your kids to post on Tik Tok? Is it banned in your house? What's the weirdest, funniest or biggest FAIL video you have seen on T...
When you were younger how much allowance were you paid to do an awful chore? Best of Calls
March 12, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7 MBPage Six says Larsa Pippen gives her 15-year-old daughter a $2,500 monthly allowance. She says living in Los Angeles is expensive and that Sophia uses the money to order food, pay for her Ubers, and buy gifts for her friends. Sophia also earns money through fashion deals. Survey: "When you were younger how much allowance were you paid to do an awful chore? What made it so awful? How much money did you receive for doing it? Was it worth the money?"
Why are women stronger than men? Best of Calls
March 11, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.24 MBToday is International Women's Day. Female Survey: "Why are women stronger than men? What thing could men not handle that women do? For example, childbirth, cramps, cooking, chores, etc etc ... Could your man handle childbirth? Why would your partner not be able to handle it? Why are they so wimpy? Ask women to call with examples of how they have been stronger than men in the moment"
What are the best and worst cereals? Best of Calls
March 08, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.12 MBToday is National Cereal Day. Survey: "What are the best and worst cereals? What did you like most about the cereal? Do you know someone, who eats cereal in a weird or funny way? If so, describe it."
Do you know someone, who has a dentist phobia? Best of Calls
March 07, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 6.93 MBToday is Dentist's Day. Survey: "Do you know someone, who has a dentist phobia? If so, in what funny ways do they freak out at the dentist? Have they passed out? Do they need loads of laughing gas?"
Does your child have a hilarious potty dance? - Best of Calls
March 06, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.74 MBToday is National Potty Dance Day. Survey: "Does your child have a hilarious potty dance? If so, describe it? Where have they embarrassingly done the dance? Do they say something funny when doing the dance? Do your elderly parents have a potty dance?"
Have you ever taken a Zoom call where you were 'business up top' and hilariously 'casual on the bottom'? Best of Calls
March 05, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.82 MBA new survey by VSP Vision Care reveals that 69% of workers admit to being "business up top, casual on the bottom" during virtual meetings. Survey: "Have you ever taken a Zoom call where you were 'business up top' and hilariously 'casual on the bottom'? If so, what were you wearing? Did you ever get busted on a Zoom call for going 'casual on the bottom'? What happened? Have you ever busted anyone on Zoom who wasn't wearing pants? What happened?"
Do you have a past or present Spring Break or vacation pic that could get you into trouble? Best of Calls
March 04, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.08 MBFonseca is back: The college Spring Break season officially kicks off this weekend. Many college students are not posting all of their Spring Break pictures online because they don't want their parents, employers or significant others to see what crazy things they are doing while on break. Survey: "Do you have a past or present Spring Break or vacation pic that could get you into trouble? If so, describe the funny pic? Did you get busted? What happened?"
Have you ever met anyone from a dating app that lied about their job? - Best of Calls
January 30, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.32 MBThe Messenger says a Texas man impersonated a cop for three years to pick up women on dating apps. Sean Macdonald allegedly claimed he was working on high-profile cases for the Austin Police Department, even though he is not a current or past officer. He was arrested and charged with false identification as a police officer. Survey: "Have you ever met anyone from a dating app that lied about their job? If so, what did they say they did for a living? What did they actually do? What did they ...
What is the oddest or funniest compliment you have ever received? Best of Calls
January 29, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.5 MBToday is National Compliment Day. Survey: "What is the oddest or funniest compliment you have ever received? What is the biggest backhanded compliment you have ever received? What was your reaction and response?"
Where do you stand on The TikTok debate of eating snow? Best of Calls
January 26, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.25 MBReese Witherspoon recently posted a video where she took snow off of her car and made what she dubbed a "Snow Salt Chococinno". Some of her viewers told her that drinking unfiltered snow can be dangerous. Reese countered by saying she used to drink out of the hose when she was growing up. The Daily Mirror says Americans are using the polar vortex to make snow ice cream. The trend started on Tik Tok. The ice cream is made with snow, milk, sugar and vanilla. People are topping their snow ice c...
What's the funniest or weirdest thing a person did to impress you on a first date? Best of Calls
January 25, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.63 MBThe new season premiere of ''The Bachelor'' airs tonight. Survey: "What's the most outlandish, funniest or weirdest thing a person did to impress you on a first date? Were you impressed? Was there a major fail? Did they say something that shocked you?"
Embarrassing stories about getting things stuck in their teeth like popcorn. Best of Calls
January 24, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.67 MBToday is Popcorn Day. Survey: Ask your audience to call with their hilariously embarrassing stories about getting things stuck in their teeth like popcorn. How long did they go before someone told them they had something in their teeth? How mortified were you? What jokes did people make about you?"
Have you worked with someone, who snapped and yelled at another co-worker because they did not have their coffee? Best of Calls
January 23, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.59 MBToday is National Gourmet Coffee Day. A survey by Dunkin' Donuts and CareerBuilder.com reveals that 32% of workers need coffee to get through the workday. Survey: "Have you worked with someone, who snapped and yelled at another co-worker because they did not have their coffee? If so, what happened? Was there an apology? How did the office react?"
Do you know someone who drove into wet cement? Best of Calls
January 22, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.59 MBKWFS says a Houston Uber driver recently got stuck in wet cement. The driver took a wrong turn and ended up on a construction site. The driver was helped out of the cement. Uber apologized. Survey: "Do you know someone who drove into wet cement? If so, what happened? Do you know someone who walked through wet cement? Do you know someone who cluelessly ruined a fresh cement job? If so, what happened?"
We did a search of your city to find the person with the coldest job! Best of Calls
January 19, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.15 MBA polar vortex has sent most of North America into a deep freeze. Survey: Start a search of your city to find the person with the coldest job. "What makes the job so cold? How long are they outside for? How do they stay warm?"
Who has gone out with the most layers on? Best of Calls
January 18, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.32 MBA polar vortex has sent most of North America into a deep freeze. The high in Chicago today will be 2. Tomorrow, the high will be -1. Survey: Start a search of your audience to find the person, who has gone out with the most layers on? How many layers did you wear? Describe them and other hacks you use to stay warm. Did you have a funny or weird layer like a scuba suit or a trash bag?"
Do you know a Mean Girl from high school who was struck by Karma later in life? Best Of Calls
January 17, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.13 MB"Mean Girls" opens in theaters today. Survey: "Do you know a Mean Girl from high school who was struck by Karma later in life? If so, what happened? How did life get revenge on her?"
Creative or hilarious nickname when saving someone's contact info in your phone? Best Of Calls
January 16, 2024 12:00 - 2 minutes - 3.95 MBGossip Cop claims a Kansas City Chiefs reporter recently asked Travis Kelce to name his most famous phone contact. He laughed and said, “You guys know the easy answer.” Travis did say he has Justin Timberlake in his phone under "J.T." Survey: "Have you ever used a creative or hilarious nickname when saving someone's contact information in your phone? If so, what name shows up when they call you? Why did you pick the nickname? Has the nickname ever caused confusion or gotten someone in trouble?"
Do you know someone who waited to get a Stanley tumbler? Best Of Calls
January 12, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.9 MBYahoo News says people have been lining up overnight at Target stores to wait for new shipments of limited edition Starbucks Stanley tumblers. The insulated mugs have sparked fights, shouting matches, and shoplifting as people rush to get their hands on one. The craze began after influencers started posting about them on TikTok. Survey: "Do you know someone, who waited to get a Stanley tumbler? If so, how long did they wait and did they manage to get one? Did they witness a fight break out? ...
What's the worst Death Stare you've ever received and who gave it to you? Best Of Calls
January 11, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.81 MBDuring Sunday night's Golden Globe Awards, Taylor Swift gave host Jo Koy a death stare after he said the producers were going to feature fewer camera shots of her compared to an NFL game. Swift appeared to leave after the joke and her loss in her category. Jo tried to justify the joke yesterday by telling Entertainment Tonight, “Aww, man, it was cute. I was just saying it was cute, I was just saying it’s less cutaways, that’s all.” Survey: ''What's the worst Death Stare you've ever received ...
Have you ever told a lie to your partner in order to watch football? - Best Of Calls
January 10, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.92 MBCollege football's championship game takes place tonight as Washington battles Michigan. Survey: ''Have you ever told a lie to your partner in order to watch football? If so, what did you say? Did you get away with it? What happened when you got busted?''
Weirdest, wildest and worst online dates they have been on? - Best Of Calls
January 09, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.46 MBMatch.com claims this Sunday, aka 'Dating Sunday', will be the busiest day of the year for online dating and dating apps. Match expects a 69% spike in new memberships by Sunday. Match says Sunday at 9:05 p.m. will be the best time to make a connection with another single. Survey: We asked our audience to call and describe the weirdest, wildest and worst online dates they have been on. How long did the date last? How did they get out of it?"
Hilarious horror stories about their children and spaghetti! - Best of Calls
January 08, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.07 MBToday is National Spaghetti Day. Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with their hilarious horror stories about their children and spaghetti. What kind of mess did they cause? What did it look like?''
Have you screwed something up at work because you were still in 'holiday mode? - Best of calls
January 05, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 4.99 MBA survey by comparethemarket.com reveals that 50% of workers are still in "holiday mode" the week following Xmas vacation. Survey: ''Have you ever returned from a vacation and screwed something up at work because you were still in 'holiday mode'? If so, what funny thing happened? What were you daydreaming about when you screwed up? Did you get fired? What was the punishment?"
Have you ever been shortchanged at Christmas? Best of Calls
January 04, 2024 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.25 MBChristmas is almost here. Survey: "Have you ever been shortchanged at Christmas? If so, who shortchanged you? How expensive was your gift for them? How inexpensive was their gift for you?"
Does your family celebrate the holidays with an old Christmas decoration or family heirloom? Best of Calls
January 03, 2024 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.32 MBThe Daily Mail says Aileen Stirling, of Glasgow, Scotland, has a 105 year-old Christmas tree. The tree has been in her family since 1918 and was passed down to her by her grandfather. The tree plays Christmas carols including ''Silent Night.'' Survey: "Does your family celebrate the holidays with an old Christmas decoration or family heirloom? What is it? How old is it? How did you obtain it?"
What gifts have you regifted and why? Best of Calls
January 02, 2024 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.74 MBChristmas has come. Survey: "What gifts have you regifted and why? Have you ever gotten busted for regifting? If so, what funny thing happened? What did the person say?"
Has someone ever given you a knockoff holiday gift? Best of Calls
December 22, 2023 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.76 MBChristmas is less than two weeks away. Survey: "Has someone ever given you a knockoff holiday gift? If so, what happened? What was the funny name of the brand? How did you know it was a knockoff? What did the gift-giver say when you questioned them about the gift being fake?''
What's the most embarrassing thing your child has said or done during the holiday season? Best of Calls
December 21, 2023 12:00 - 4 minutes - 6.61 MBTop 10 Ways Kids Have Embarrassed Their Parents At Christmas … According to a survey by Virgin Media 1. Cried when they saw Santa 2. Told someone who gave them a present that they didn't like it 3. Told someone what their Christmas gift was before they'd opened it 4. Eaten all the chocolates off a Christmas tree 5. Asked someone how much money they spent on their Christmas gift 6. Found Christmas gifts in the house which were meant to be from Santa 7. Eaten someone else's Christmas chocolate...
Do you know someone, who tops their Xmas tree with something other than an angel or star? Best of Calls
December 20, 2023 12:00 - 5 minutes - 6.88 MBFriday is National Christmas Tree Day ... Most Popular Christmas Tree Toppers... According to a survey by Squires Garden Centers star 75% angel 21% bow 4% Survey: ''Do you know someone, who tops their Xmas tree with something other than an angel or star? If so, what funny or weird thing do they top it with? Why did they start topping their tree with it? What do others say?''
Have you ever been left for someone younger? Best of Calls
December 19, 2023 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.76 MBUnilad says a British woman sued her ex-husband, Tim Belson, for being ageist and for leaving her for a younger woman. Eleanor Belson, age 61, says Tim, age 72, ended their marriage because of her age. She also claimed he retaliated against her by firing her from her job. A court awarded Eleanor $11,239 for the unfair dismissal. The court dismissed Eleanor's ageist claim because Tim's new girlfriend is older than her. Survey: "Have you ever been left for someone younger? If so, what happened...
Have you ever lost your car? What hilarious thing happened? - Best of Calls
December 18, 2023 12:00 - 5 minutes - 7.35 MBCleveland.com says a Strongsville, Ohio woman recently reported that her Toyota had been stolen while she was holiday shopping at a mall. The woman left her car in the parking lot for 90 minutes. When she returned, she discovered her vehicle was missing. The woman then realized she couldn’t find her car because she entered and exited two different mall entrances. Survey: "Have you ever lost your car? What hilarious thing happened? Why did you forget where you parked? How long did it take yo...
Have you ever given or received a 'Take A Hint' holiday gift? Best of Calls
December 15, 2023 12:00 - 4 minutes - 5.57 MBTOP 10 MOST COMMON "HINT" GIFTS ... according to a survey by One Poll 1. Deodorant/perfume 36% 2. Cookbook 31% 3. Self-help book 22% 4. Exercise equipment 22% 5. Cleaning supplies 21% 6. Alarm clock 20% 7. Toothbrush/toothpaste 20% 8. Gym membership 18% 9. Breath mints 18% 10. Razor 17% Survey: ''Have you ever given or received a 'Take A Hint' holiday gift? If so, what hilarious thing happened? Why was the gift given? How did the recipient react?"
What's the stinkiest holiday gift you've received? Best of Calls
December 14, 2023 12:00 - 3 minutes - 4.72 MBEtsy has a Stinky Gift section for people that want to give a stinky gift to someone at Christmas. This section has candles that smell like feet, toots and dog waste. Survey: ''What's the stinkiest holiday gift you've received? Who gave it to you? What did it smell like? What did others say? What did you do with the gift?''
What's the wildest or funniest thing you've seen at a holiday office party
December 13, 2023 12:00 - 3 minutes - 4.81 MBA survey by HR News reveals that 35% of people have regretted their actions at a holiday office party. This weekend is going to be one of the biggest of the year for office holiday parties. Survey: ''What's the wildest or funniest thing you've seen at a holiday office party? Do you know know someone, who got arrested, fired or suspended? What happened? Do you know someone that revealed something they shouldn't have?"
Have you ever suffered a hilariously embarrassing EPIC FAIL while decorating your Christmas tree? Best of Calls
December 12, 2023 12:00 - 3 minutes - 5.03 MBNBC aired the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree last night. Survey: "Have you ever suffered a hilariously embarrassing EPIC FAIL while decorating your Christmas tree? What happened to you? What happened to the tree? Describe the cringe-worthy moment. Did this happened to a family member? If so, what happened?"