Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
722 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 22.2K ratingsChristina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755
April 17, 2024 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: - Go to https://policygenius.com/YMH and get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save - Visit https://PhalloFILL.com for more information on a location near you or TEXT 972-663-5588. Mention Your Mom’s House Podcast to receive 2 Free units on select packages. Financing Available at Select Locations. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Wha...
Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754
April 10, 2024 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. https://Gametime.co Pull your jeans all the way up ...
DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753
April 03, 2024 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: - Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Chr...
Will Tom & Christina Be On Jeopardy?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 752
March 27, 2024 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Go to https://factormeals.com/ymh50 with promo code YMH50 for 50% off. The Main Mommies are flying solo this week! Tom opens the show with a fun clip of a freakout at a Wal-Mart before showcasing a compilation from the recent visit by the Insane Clown Posse. They then turn to an airtight argument, before getting into a chat ...
Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 751
March 20, 2024 12:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. - Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YMH for 1...
Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750
March 13, 2024 12:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've ...
Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J) | Your Mom's House Ep. 749
March 06, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourTom's new Come Together Tour is coming to Texas and Florida this month! Get tickets now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://Shopify.com/momshouse to get a one-dollar-per-month trial period. Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to http://pol...
Paul Virzi Is HORRIFIED | Ep. 748
February 28, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Doubl...
Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's House Ep. 747
February 21, 2024 13:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Di...
KISS and Tell w/ Gene & Nick Simmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 746
February 14, 2024 13:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizly or Instacart by going to http://coorslight.com/YMH Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Show me that you like me!...
Wildest Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 745
February 07, 2024 13:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: -Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with ...
Setting The Record Straight w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 744
January 31, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: Go to http://Hungryroot.com/MOM, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! New customers use my promo code MOM and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! That’s promo code MOM – only at DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine!...
The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743
January 24, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barist...
Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742
January 17, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up through my promo code MOM -Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a business idea involving live streaming celebrities experiencing bouts of diarrhea, before moving on to a valid criticism about the...
The Jiaoying Dynasty w/ Jiaoying Summers | Your Mom's House Ep. 741
January 10, 2024 06:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedia...
Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740
January 03, 2024 13:00 - 1 hourWelcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a coura...
Cool Guy Christmas w/ Mike Bridenstine | Your Mom's House Ep. 739
December 20, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourDid you miss our new YMH Special “69 Minutes?” You can still watch it NOW at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. 'Tis the season to be a cool guy! This week Tim and Christine open the show with a Christmas wish and have some serious opinions on cottage cheese. They also review a batch of wonderful new cool guys, discuss scents, and admire what Christina's doing with her hair. We then welcome comedian Mike Bri...
Where Are The Bodies w/ Wheeler Walker Jr. | Your Mom's House Ep. 738
December 13, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourTickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com Tom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on presale this Thursday at 10am PST with the code TOMMY. Get tickets at https://netflixisajokefest.com or https://tomsegura.com/tour PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss what they love about the holiday season, being in the Christmas spirit, women...
Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737
December 06, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourTickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a class...
Dissed By George Lopez w/ Ralph Barbosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 736
November 29, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69 Minutes”, an Enny’s dreads update. They also check out some clips featuring a fun mispronunciation of Daniel Ricciardo, a cool chiropractor, and even cooler guy in Columbia, and a Hellcat lady, before interp...
Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735
November 22, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourThis week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina! The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They cat...
Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep. 734
November 15, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourTickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available on pre-sale! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour and using the code TOMMY SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and discusses the perks of not eating late. They chat about hosting Tom's foreign cousins and their very particular choice of personal scents. We ...
Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733
November 08, 2023 13:00 - 1 hourHey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies t...
Happy HallowJeans! w/ Jimmy Carr | Your Mom's House Ep. 732
November 01, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourHAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best guests. Jimmy Carr is is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He joins the Main Mommies to chat about his upbringing, the Royal Family, the "Up" series, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, performing internationally, and much more! He also watches some classic Master of ...
Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731
October 25, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourGo to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in betwee...
Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's House Ep. 730
October 18, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourWelcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal. Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hamm...
Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729
October 11, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom ...
Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728
October 04, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourI Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss ...
Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727
September 27, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the episode with an update on what happened while she was in Canada and her newest Pazsitzky Effect. Enny has a new addition to his Cap Report that may have you scratching your head. Once Danny makes his entrance, he updates Tom and CP on what’s going on with his life and music. Tom nudges Danny into a...
Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726
September 20, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourI Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos. It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the J...
High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725
September 13, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dud...
What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724
September 06, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourWe’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals. Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definit...
We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723
August 30, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgen...
Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722
August 23, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourThis week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely...
Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721
August 16, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Why do dads love World War II? How is this graphic video still on YouTube? Why is RPC so upset? On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina tackle these questions and more. Apparently, it's been quite an interesting summer for the Mommies as Tom almost drowned in the ocean and Christina got into a huge confrontation outside of a grocery store. We also get the return of The King, a discussion on...
Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720
August 09, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourCatch Yoshi Obayashi at Fringe Fest! Tickets here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Yoshi%20Obayashi's%20Adult%20Content%22 PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week the Main Mommies respond to the feedback they've received about the "ED is Cap" segment, take a look at Robert Paul Champagne's recent social media activity (he's mad at us), and watch a video of a cool guy "slave". They are joined by YMH favorite, comedian Yoshi Obayashi. Yoshi...
The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719
August 02, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourWHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok...
No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718
July 26, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circumstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announce...
The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717
July 19, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourCatch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios “Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler” every Thursday! Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we get some tips on avoiding child support and murder charges, and the mommies imagine what Daddy Demarco would do to Nadav. Then, we welcome back YMH all star and new addition to the podcast family: Robert Iler! This episode was filmed 2 days before the basketball game, so there is basketball tal...
Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716
July 12, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix! PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss making their Netflix specials, specifically Tom’s newest “Sledgehammer,” middle-aged hobbies, some brown talk, and more! They watch a video of a cool lady giving tips on how to dwell in your vehicle, and a very cool guy named Daddy Demarkco. Th...
Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715
July 05, 2023 12:00 - 2 hoursGo see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix! HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more! The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZZhSOCYYc . The Main Mommies and...
Joining Jackass w/ Rachel Wolfson | Your Mom's House Ep. 714
June 28, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. OH THAT’S GONNA BE GOOD! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom and Christina call Charo and surprise her with a trip to Israel to check out JC’s old stomping grounds. They read a follow up email about the coolest “Humans of New York” guy, which leads them to discover that a Canadian politician ran for office preaching about semen retention. They watch videos of the “Rub Rub Rub” guy and a cool new “P*ssy Wor...
Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713
June 21, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourCheck out the newest podcast out of YMH Studios “First Date with Lauren Compton!” Episodes come out every Tuesday at 7am CT on YouTube and everywhere you can listen to podcasts! Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keato...
You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712
June 14, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Go see Matteo Lane’s YouTube Special “Hair Plugs and Heart Ache.” Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario. Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, bei...
ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711
June 07, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourOn this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew B...
Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710
May 31, 2023 12:00 - 2 hoursJEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an aud...
YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709
May 24, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourChristina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at https://christinaponline.com SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who...
Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708
May 17, 2023 12:00 - 2 hoursIt's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some ...
Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707
May 10, 2023 12:00 - 2 hoursSPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scot...
Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706
May 03, 2023 12:00 - 1 hourWatch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity. Then we welcome stand up c...