You’re Not Down artwork

You’re Not Down

162 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -

Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?

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with Turning 2 Years Old | s.2 ep.52

April 24, 2022 18:02 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

IT'S OUR SECOND BIRTHDAY!!! And what better way to celebrate than to not have anything special prepared whatsoever. Instead, have this very unspecial episode where the guys talk about table-side guacamole needing to be banned, Mike naming psychopathic behaviors such as making eye contact while laughing, and Luis recalls a weird, underground pervert mission in elemntary school to wash children's feet in the name of the Lord. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Sha...

with Spotted Dick (the dessert you perbert) | s.2 ep.51

April 09, 2022 22:59 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

You ever dance so hard on the dance floor, you pop a nut? Don’t worry. You’re not alone and we’re here for support. This week, the guys talk about having no self respect and eating the cheese off your burger wrapper, being careful if you encounter a toilet in your dreams, and a good ol’ spotted dick! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who pops a nut every Wednesday. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shout...

with Keeping My Wife’s Name Out Your Mouth | s.2 ep.50

March 31, 2022 00:05 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Thank god we record our podcast late into the week because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to talk about the slap heard across the world! We also talk about shoeless households, men’s birth control pills, and Mike makes a HUGE life announcement!  LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who needs to be slapped by Will Smith. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us on Spotify! Fiv...

with Natural Disasters | s.2 ep.49

March 23, 2022 23:08 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

This society was built with rules. Yes, some rules are meant to be broken. But there are some that just cannot and should not be, such as fingering a man's belly button. This week, the guys talk about Luis being a victim to exactly that, they rank natural disasters and agree mud slides are just embarrassing, and Luis gets a visit from his future self. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who enjoys a good ol' finger in the stomach h...

with our 100th Episode | s.2 ep.48

March 16, 2022 21:29 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

The Declaration of Independence. The moon landing. The first black president. All pivotal moments in our nation's history. But nothing quite compares to this one... YND'S 100TH EPISODE BABYYYYYY!!!!!! This week, the guys talk about imposter salads, Luis trying to intimidate himself in the mirror, and Mike seeing a Shaq sized man with a Shaq demeanor but may have not been Shaq. They also bring back a couple of old segments and then find out who their one true fan is when they randomly facetim...

with Big AL! | s.2 ep.47

March 07, 2022 18:27 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Guys, it finally happened. The man. The myth. The reason this podcast goes up every week, BIG AL!!!! The guys talk about Big Al being a disgruntled employee dealing with Mike and Luis’ horse s*** every week, which Spider-Man has the fake ass implants, and we get a very special appearance from our favorite shark, Ceviche, to settle the ridiculous rumors that him and big Al are the same person. Follow Big Al on Instagram @castle_of_bolis , his rap Instagram @thextraguac and just for the heck ...

with Big AL | s.2 ep.47

March 07, 2022 15:15 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Guys, it finally happened. The man. The myth. The reason this podcast goes up every week, BIG AL!!!! The guys talk about Big Al being a disgruntled employee dealing with Mike and Luis’ horse s*** every week, which Spider-Man has the fake ass implants, and we get a very special appearance from our favorite shark, Ceviche, to settle the ridiculous rumors that him and big Al are the same person. Follow Big Al on Instagram @castle_of_bolis , his rap Instagram @thextraguac and just for the heck ...

with Thawing Your Johnson | s.2 ep.46

February 23, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

Ok, so there's a popcorn button on your microwave, but what if you need to thaw out your wang...? This week, the guys talk about sneaking in Chinese food into movie theatres, Mike being a swine at the ballet, and different ways guys can thaw out their d**k. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who puts their wang in the microwave for fun. RATE and write us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts for a special shoutout live on the pod or RATE us...

with a Banana Cream Butt Plug | s.2 ep.45

February 10, 2022 23:57 - 55 minutes - 57.5 MB

You ever see a movie where a train is going full speed but then a screw on the track comes loose which sends the train off the tracks and everyone dies and there are no survivors? Well, that’s kind of how this episode is. Listen to the guys talk about Super Bowl commercials being underwhelming, the word “veggies” being too cute for a grown man, and pillow fighting becoming an official combat sport??? LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with som...

with Going Full Attack Mode | s.2 ep.44

February 03, 2022 21:30 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

Word on the street is there's been some trash talking in the mean streets of Podcastville. Some real UNSOLICITED trash talk. And when that happens, you know the guys are going full attack mode. But before the blood bath, listen to the guys talk about two-lane drive thru's being bullsh*t, Pablo Picasso being bullsh*t, and bullsh*t names for celebrity babies as we wait for Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's love child to be born. Sorry. Going full attack mode a little early here. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRI...

with Beating up Goths | s.2 ep.43

January 27, 2022 20:37 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

First Lola Bunny, now the green m&m?!?! WHEN WILL SOCIETY LEAVE OUR HOT CARTOONS ALONE?! Listen to the guys break down some hot animated mascots, try to solve the mystery behind the Crazy Frog's sudden penis growth, and how Mike can beat up every single goth. Yeah. You heard him. Every. single. one. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who lights some candles to watch vintage m&m commercials for that raw, uncensored green m&m footag...

with Jolly Good Barbie | s.2 ep.42

January 20, 2022 21:41 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

For she's a jolly good Barbieeeeeeee! With nipples you can't deny! Might wanna throw on a diaper for this one to avoid dingling your dockers because this week, the guys talk about crediting everything they know about the female body to their high school baseball coach, disrespectful feet-dragging sons of bitches, and the very necessary need to sing the "Jolly Good Fellow" song more often where good fellow credit is due. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share th...

with Bathroom Etiquette | s.2 ep.41

January 12, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Pee with the toilet seat down, you're in trouble. Pee with the toilet seat up, you're in trouble! We need a new system! This week, the guys talk about creating a new system for toilet seats, letting another grown man decide what you should eat, Hagrid being hung like a race horse, and "gay cholo boys being the hottest new trend in homos"??? (That's an actual headline, don't cancel us). LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who wouldn'...

with Urban Spiderman Survival | s.2 ep.40

January 05, 2022 20:02 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

What happens when you record 2 episodes in one day and don’t know what to talk about? You get only the most topical news. Things like Drake and Meek Mill’s rap feud and Lugz boots. The guys also talk about paying good money to learn exactly how to get killed in Detroit Urban Survival classes, embracing the man tears that came from Spider-Man No Way Home, and the plot of Jurassic Park coming to life. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someo...

with Black Trench Coats & White Privilege | s.2 ep.39

December 29, 2021 23:42 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

What do Black trench coats and White privilege have in common?? They're both cool in the right environment. Listen to this weeks podcast (which we definitely didn't record last minute because everyone loses track of time in the week between Christmas and New Years). Speaking of New Years....Happy New Years fam! RATE and REVIEW and get your name Shout-Out on the podcast! Share this podcast with someone you'd like to go lip to lip with when the ball drops! INSTAGRAMS: YND Instagram: https:...

with Being on The Noggy List | s.2 ep.38

December 22, 2021 22:19 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

Sorry Santa. We've been very noggy boys and we deserve to be punished ;) This week on a Christmas episode that we didn't really prepare for, we talk about starting our own clown business, needing to put an end to couples calling each other King and Queen, and Santa Mike answers your Christmas wishes! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who would want Santa Mike to come down their chimney. RATE AND REVIEW us on the APPLE PODCAST AP...

with Cheez-It A$$ Breath | s. 2 ep. 37

December 15, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

Rule of thumb: if you're gonna eat Cheez-Its, make sure you're already married and your wife physically can't leave you for your decision because this week, the guys talk about having Cheez-It ass breath, Mike breaking down everything he hates about grocery shopping, and pitching his Ass-Wipe-Sock idea to Shark Tank. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who should lay off the Cheez-Its a bit and invest in some good mouth wash. INST...

with Fake Anime Fans | s.2 ep. 36

December 08, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Audience, please check under your seat. Did you find anything? No? EXACTLY! And that’s the problem! This week, the guys talk about how real life should be more like the Oprah show with more surprises under our seats, fake anime fans putting disrespect on the OG nerds’ culture, and try to figure out what the f*** a figgy pudding is. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who pulls off a leather jacket better than Kim Jong-un. INSTAGRAM...

with a 20 Peso Massage | s.2 ep.35

December 01, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

GUYSSSSSSSSS!! Welcome back to another week of You're Not Down. This week, the guys talk about recycling getting too damn picky with their rules, Craigslist sellers being ready to break out into a brawl at all times, and Mike refusing to take his socks off for a massage during his vacation in Mexico. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who insists on their socks coming off for a massage. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.inst...

with Dating Pete Davidson | s.2 ep.34

November 24, 2021 20:04 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

BREAKING NEWS!!! Pete Davidson spotted in Inglewood, California getting cozy with podcast sensations, Mike Rubio and Luis Castillo! Sources say they were heard talking about cross guards being pointless, whether or not Eminem is cool, and who Pete will be dating next! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who would be first in line to date Pete Davidson next. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Lui...

with Too Much Taylor | s.2 ep.33

November 17, 2021 20:02 - 1 hour - 65 MB

We’re happy to release a You’re Not Down episode (the You’re Not Down version). Pfffft ya see how dumb that sounds? WHILE WE’RE AT IT, 10 MINUTES IS WAY TOO LONG FOR A SONG, TAYLOR! This week, the guys talk about there being too much Taylor, Mike being a super fan of that red head musician Edward Sheen (????), and Arbys Vodka 🤢 LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who won’t shut up about the “new” Taylor Swift Album. INSTAGRAMS   YN...

with Serving Time | s.2 ep.32

November 10, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

What do you get when you have strangers suck on your udders? That's right, kids! The answer is COVID! Which is why we have a Zoom episode for you guys this week! But don't worry, this one's just as fun. Listen to the guys talk about sending "you up?" texts at 5:13pm because of Daylight Savings Time, Luis wanting to have sex with a girl named Gork, and figuring out what the hell ice cream flavor is Rainbow SherBET?! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this po...

with Going Full Juice | s.2 ep.31

November 03, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! Get ready to be in the splash zone because Mike goes FULL juice in this one (whatever that means). Listen to the guys talk about unlimited man cheeks in PG-13 movies, the famous Hooters uniform being changed to something a bit more cheeky, and who can win in going slap for slap (wow. Realizing we cover all the cheek bases this ep). LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with the juiciest person you know.   INSTAGRAMS   YN...

with Unsolved Mysteries (and Other Ghost Stories) | s.2 ep.30

October 27, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Trick or treat, catch this heat. Give us something good to drink. If you don't, you're not down. Kiss my ass you fake foo clown. Join the guys for a special Halloween episode where they find a simple solution to unsolved mysteries and read two sentence horror stories! Good luck trying to erase the image of Luis in a dress from your memory. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who gives fruit to trick or treaters. Music Credit: https...

with the Sacrificial Orangutan | s.2 ep.29

October 21, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 57.2 MB

What's the worst thing about this podcast? Where do we begin? This week, the guys try to find the worst things in the best things, talk about Gunter the Helpful Honda Guy disposing of bodies, and answer the age old question: would you rather fight a chicken every time you drive or fight an orangutan with a sword once a year? LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who probably already fights a chicken every day. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instag...

to go Claws Deep In Nachos | s.2 ep. 28

October 13, 2021 23:35 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

Aloha mother f***ers! We're back with an all new episode after a short break. This week, we talk about inconsiderate animals digging their claws in your food to get the nacho you've been saving, Mike finding his duet partner in a Hawaiian bathroom, and what it'd take to kill each other during a squid game. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who wouldn't think twice to kill you if it came down to a squid game. NSTAGRAMS YND Instag...

to Race Jesus Christ | s.2 ep.27

September 29, 2021 19:11 - 59 minutes - 60.5 MB

It's Mr. and Mr. Worldwidwe! This week, the chicos talk about chaffed nipples after a good ol' run, Luis having the best worst night at a Pitbull concert, and cummin' out your butt. Yeah. You heard us. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who wouldn't bother going to the doctor after cummin' out their butt.. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.cast...

with I Can‘t Believe it‘s not Taint Cake | s.2 ep.26

September 22, 2021 19:01 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Imagine it's your birthday and everyone claps as you blow the candles out and then your face gets shoved into the cake. What do you taste? Good ol' taint cake. Best. Birthday. Ever. Listen to the guys talk about lemon pastries being abominations, Mike's eyes being too dumb for 4K, and pumpkin spice season coming a little early this year. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who orders a pumpkin spice latte in mid July. INSTAGRAMS   ...

with Fuko-Popi‘s | s.2 ep. 25

September 15, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 65.2 MB

'Cause it's whose clues? Foo's clues! This week, the guys talk about shark teeth mother f***ers (lookin' at you, Pitbull), pimple popping videos, and Luis tries to tell Mike what he wants with a good ol' game of Foo's Clues. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who lights some candles and pours some wine to watch pimple popping videos.   INSTAGRAMS YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https:...

with Candy Andy | s.2 ep. 24

September 08, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

Hope you got a sweet tooth because this week, we have a very special guest, CANDY ANDY!!! Listen to the guys talk about self proclaimed plant daddy's needing to grow up, rubbing an egg on your body to cleanse the soul, and making deals with the devil. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who is the human form of a milk dud. Where to Find CANDY ANDY Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/afantasybeat/ https://soundcloud.com/artifici...

with Insane Cyborg Posse | s.2 ep. 23

September 01, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

Hey all you juggalos and juggalettes! Crack open an ice cold Faygo and get your snapping fingers ready because this week, the guys talk about slap poetry being for failed poets, Mike becoming a cyborg with the sole intention of keeping Luis alive in the freezer, and the English language being some bulls***. Oh, and Luis is in full juggalo makeup for this episode. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who doesn't know the difference be...

with Sophisticated Dupery | s. 2 ep. 22

August 25, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

Hi, can I get a grande double chocolaty chip frappaccino with whipped cream but hold the f***in bulls*** of calling yourself a barista? K thaaaaaanks! This week, the guys talk about baristas being full of themselves, people pretending to like wine tasting just to be sophisticated, and beating Guinness World Records  LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who is sophisticated in the streets but a freak in the sheets. INSTAGRAMS   YND I...

with Jelly Filled F*** No's | s. 2 ep. 21

August 18, 2021 19:00 - 59 minutes - 61.1 MB

Take a bite and get a mouthful of splooge this week because the guys talk about jelly donuts being bullsh*t stuffed abominations, left handed people needing to grow the f*** up and learn to write with their right hands, and tasting honey through ballsacks. Super classy episode, we know. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who would probably dip their balls in honey. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdown...

with Being Inside Out | s. 2 ep. 20

August 11, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

welmke to ana ll new eoisdosd od yoiur not sdowj! Sorry about the typos, but this week, the guys are practicing typing to increase their Words Per Minute, talking about using a handkerchief to wipe up every bodily fluid from head to toe, displaying all your innards in a museum for the rest of eternity, and having a good ol' fashion scratch off. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who always loses the scratch off. INSTAGRAMS   YND I...

with Mass Murdering Mosquitoes | s. 2 ep. 19

August 04, 2021 20:48 - 56 minutes - 56.3 MB

You can spray all the mosquito repellent you want, but there ain't nothin that's gonna repel this sweet sweet new episode from your ear holes. Listen to the guys talk about Mike getting age discriminated to the point where he's cheating the AARP system, Luis ranking the best and worst types of ice cubes, spreading covid through your butthole, and ejaculating headless mosquitoes (really starting to wish we could repel this episode now). LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss...

to Come on, Butt | ep.70

July 29, 2021 00:12 - 36 minutes - 37.1 MB

Yup that's the title on we're not embarrassed by it... ok we are butt we're not going to change it. Enjoy this very rushed episode of YND, so rushed this is the entire description. RATE and REVIEW and get your name Shout-Out on the podcast!! Share this podcast with someone who's always in a hurry. INSTAGRAMS YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/  

to Come on, Butt | s. 2 ep. 18

July 29, 2021 00:12 - 36 minutes - 37.1 MB

Yup that's the title on we're not embarrassed by it... ok we are butt we're not going to change it. Enjoy this very rushed episode of YND, so rushed this is the entire description. RATE and REVIEW and get your name Shout-Out on the podcast!! Share this podcast with someone who's always in a hurry. INSTAGRAMS YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/  

with Hairy Ball Milk | Ep. 69

July 22, 2021 00:21 - 1 hour - 61 MB

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was Season 2 Episode 17? Nah. F*** that. This is episode 69!!!!!! *multiple wet emojis* Which can only mean the guys talk about allllll the nasty. Things such as Santa Monica suffering from weenie inflation, getting a loose hamburger patty in a bag, and confessing your bullshit sins to a priest.   LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who takes the top position in a 69. --------------------------------...

to Relish the Moment | s. 2 ep. 16

July 14, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

After a long week of no new content (thanks Luis), the guys are finally back with a new episode nobody asked for! Listen to the guys talk about Luis becoming a hero in Mexico, ketchup pre cum, and the Olympic games being lowkey stupid.   LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who thinks axe throwing is a good date idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLUGS YND Instagram: http...

with Jack Hackett and Luis Lemus | s. 2 ep. 15

June 30, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

This week, we have two VERY special guests in the YND Studio! We got Jack Hackett from the Unsolicited Podcast and Luis Lemus from the Sleepover Podcast! Listen to the guys talk about fat shaming, spilling drinks on celebrities, and – hold up. Wait.... not being down with handicap people?? Welp. This might be our last episode ever since we're for sure getting canceled. Share this podcast with someone who would punch Luis C. in the mouth for saying he's not being down with handicap people ge...

to Push our Belly Buttons | s. 2 ep. 14

June 23, 2021 19:30 - 1 hour - 71 MB

You ever start digging through your belly button and then realize it just never ends and now you're elbow deep? Well welcome to Mike's worst nightmare. This week, the guys talk about whales and dolphins and their disgusting belly buttons, Mike hating when people tell him their dreams, and hot girls having a secret underground cult where they pretend they eat pizza all the time. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone that needs a good ...

with Nicaraguan Chili Cheese Fries | s. 2 ep. 13

June 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Don't you just hate when you order chili cheese fries and then an elderly Nicaraguan lady digs her claws in them? Well so does Luis and he's here to talk about it! The guys also talk about "Hawaiian" Mike and his weird Hawaiian shirt collection, Luis finding hope for love in a tarot card reading, Mike turning news of death and depression into comedy, and of course, answering the question of the century: Does Batman give oral?   LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep!...

with Nicaraguan Chili Cheese Fries| s. 2 ep. 13

June 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Don't you just hate when you order chili cheese fries and then an elderly Nicaraguan lady digs her claws in them? Well so does Luis and he's here to talk about it! The guys also talk about "Hawaiian" Mike and his weird Hawaiian shirt collection, Luis finding hope for love in a tarot card reading, Mike turning news of death and depression into comedy, and of course, answering the question of the century: Does Batman give oral?   LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep!...

with Clown Games 2021 | s.2 ep.12

June 11, 2021 20:15 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

CLOWN GAMES 2021 BABYYYYYYYYY!!!! After two full days of recovery, the guys are finally alive enough to talk about Mike's bachelor party and all of the nasty, the raunchy, the sexyyyy activities that they took part in. You know, like eating at a diner with famous homemade jam and bowling with pizza and pitchers of sprite. The guys also talk about construction sites being greedy, boats being too damn big, and creating a construction/carnival cruise line business (???). LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRI...

with Breaking Your Ass | s. 2 ep. 11

June 02, 2021 20:30 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

Fellas. We've all broken our asses at one point or another, am I right? No? Just Luis? Well then... uhhh... well we're hoping you can at least be on board with Girl Scouts being bullsh*t, Mike beating the sh*t out of thirty 3rd graders, and hearing about Mike's birthday bash that Luis was definitely not invited to. AND PRIDE WEEK!!! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who would do great in the gay community. INSTAGRAMS   YND Insta...

with Nola Chingues | s. 2 ep. 10

May 26, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

Grab your beads and get ready to flash the teets because the guys talk about Luis's New Orleans trip! And you know a Luis Nola trip isn't complete without flashing gay men, getting mouth to mouth shots from Big Momma, and of course, some good ol' giraffe lovin.   LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who you'd throw beads at to keep their shirt on.   INSTAGRAMS YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Insta...

with Gunslinging Grandma | s.2 ep. 9

May 19, 2021 19:14 - 57 minutes - 57.9 MB

Happy Birthday to Luis, listen as he talks about the the most extravagant birthday dinner ever! Moonshine Martian check, Giant Fork check, Gunslinging Grandma check check. Also find out what happens when the statue of liberty flips the bird to a man-sized penguin. Disclaimer! YND Inc. and You're Not Down podcast acknowledges that Mike is a lawyer and the repeated statement of episodes being "based on a true story" are indeed 100% true and authenticated.  RATE and REVIEW and get your name Sh...

with Having an Hour to Live | s.2 ep.8

May 12, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

If you had one hour to live, what would you do and why is your answer watching an episode of YND? This week, catch the guys talking about gatorade nipples, our past high school selves, doing the weirdest sh*t at sleepovers as kids, and proper arm rest etiquette when you're in the middle seat on a plane. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who has the most complicated Starbucks order. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.instagra...

with Having an Hour to Live

May 12, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

If you had one hour to live, what would you do and why is your answer watching an episode of YND? This week, catch the guys talking about gatorade nipples, our past high school selves, doing the weirdest sh*t at sleepovers as kids, and proper arm rest etiquette when you're in the middle seat on a plane. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who has the most complicated Starbucks order. INSTAGRAMS   YND Instagram: https://www.instagra...

to Grease Your Piece | s.2 ep.7

May 05, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

It's a very happy Cinco de Mayo episode! Only, the guys don't talk about the holiday at all. Instead, they focus on the more important things such as where the right place to put ketchup for your fries is, cyclists being arrogant a**holes, Mike going to Disneyland opening weekend, and greasing your piece for some good ol' boat lovin'. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone who would be caught with their pants down by a boat.