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You Didn't Ask For This

94 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratings

Is cereal just soup? When, specifically, is Miller Time? How many times can one "circle back?" Join Matt and Eric every other Thursday as they provide you with deep dives, thorough debates, and unnecessary answers to life's least-pressing questions.Submit yours at [email protected]

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88 | It's Raining Libertarians

April 11, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

One of our nearest, dearest, and neatest podcast friends joins us for this episode: The Neatcast! Mike, Zack, and the spirit of Jer stop by to pepper us with some questions including: are beverages snacks? What are the best and worst replacements for rain? What quest would you assign to your best friend? Plus an actual math problem you can help us solve...if you so dare. Here is The Neatcast episode in which Mike details Zack's surprise stalking - er - visit. Submit your least pressing qu...

87 | God's Mistake

March 28, 2024 09:00 - 2 hours - 85.6 MB

This is it! The moment has finally arrived to choose a mascot for the show. We asked you to send in your suggestions and boy did you deliver. In this super-sized episode, we put these candidates to the test in a March Madness-style bracket. Not only that, we also debut a new closing segment and announce an exciting and unique upcoming themed episode... The images for each seed can be found on our Instagram. For Matt's newsletter on Wrexham AFC, subject of FX's Welcome to Wrexham, subscrib...

86 | Romancing the Roomba

March 14, 2024 09:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

Matt pitches an exclusive event while Eric grapples with a clapback voicemail from someone near and dear. Then: how will AI impact reality shows? Will there be AI-based reality shows like Love is AI? We tackle this growing conundrum before taking some questions from Chad, GPT. As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagr...

85 | Get in Loser, We're Moshing

February 29, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MB

Does America really run on Dunkin'? If not, what does run on Dunkin'? And what does America run on? Plus: Eric and Matt are handed a very-specific ultimatum from Tim at Against All Oddities. LAST CALL FOR MASCOTS! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you ...

84 | A Cent for Your Contemplations

February 15, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

Today's questions: Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only a penny for your thoughts? If each of us could use a "challenge" via instant replay once per day, how would you use your challenge? The Charmin Bears come in different colors. Blue, Red, Brown…why is this? Plus, we address some bingo card-related news items and report the results of the Venetian Canals Google Gripes incident.  If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent t...

83 | Aesop's B-Sides

February 01, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

How do you write a notes app apology? If you had to swap two of your senses, what would they be? And...what would you do for a Klondike bar? These are the questions on our docket before the thrilling (and controversial) season three finale of Google Gripes. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neig...

82 | Trucknutz Rides You

January 18, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MB

How do you get to Sesame Street? What are the most mildly infuriating curses you can think of? What would the Pokemon "Floridaman" be like? All will be revealed before we start the final round of Google Gripes season three. Want to play YDAFT bingo? Submit your own card using this template! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! As always, you can submit your least pressing questions, local ...

81 | Milk Comin' for Gen Z

January 04, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

A new year means one thing: our second annual Bingo Card drafting. Find out what the candidates are for this year's 2024 YDAFT Bingo Cards...and submit your own! Just use this link to download the template, drag your selection of choices, and submit it to us at [email protected], or on  Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at @udidntaskpod. https://www.canva.com/design/DAF4wYXCCd8/atanVFzr_KkTgJbdoTa3Dg/view?utm_content=DAF4wYXCCd8&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source...

80 | King of the Misfits

December 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

It's time for our annual Christmas episode and with it comes a new definitive ranking! This year we're rating the misfit toys from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in order of their misfittiness. But first: are there any actual "Christmas cookies," or are they only called that because of the season? Then: a controversial second round of Google Gripes. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Subm...

79 | The Forbidden Peloton

December 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MB

We all know the children's rhyme "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," but have you ever considered the profound metaphors hidden within its simple lines? We unravel this classic nursery rhyme to find out what drove that spider to the top...only to be struck down again and again. Then: if time is money, are ATMs time machines? All this before starting round two of this season of Google Gripes. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod...

78 | Humpty Dumpty's Bumpy Dumpy

November 23, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Enough is enough: what is Humpty Dumpty? Is he actually an egg...or something more? Why are the royal family interested? And what wall was he on? We answer these age old questions in a new YDAFT Investigation. Plus: what is the 8th day of the week that The Beatles sang about? Then we cap things off with two local legends you won't want to miss. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit y...

77 | Gulf War Gameboy

November 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 53 MB

Left Twix vs Right Twix: what's the difference? We explore these two rivaling candy bars before tackling some of our lowest-brow humor yet: What is your most shameful poop sesh? Do you have a poop you’re especially proud of? Yes that's right: it's all candy and toilet humor on this one. Until the back half of Google Gripes S3 R1 that is! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your lea...

76 | You Can't Handle the Bit

October 26, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MB

It's here! Our annual spookisode is back with lots of ghost-based questions: Can ghosts see each other? Do they have to take turns haunting people?  How crowded is the afterlife? Can ghosts be haunted in the afterlife? What professions are NOT represented as Halloween costumes, but are terrifying nonetheless? Does anyone still “Trick” during Trick-or-Treat? If so, where is the line between appropriate and inappropriate Tricks? Then: the start of season three of Google Gripes! Colorado Bigf...

75 | Mosh Pit Lifeguard

October 12, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

How does one mosh? Matt grills Eric on his concert-going habits before the two tackle another more universal question: how would Clifford the Big Red Dog live in real life? Then the boys have a circleback/follow-up from the one and only JG Toesworth. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and ...

74 | Dogs with Thumbs

September 28, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MB

The Baja Men have been asking for over twenty years and now we need to know: who did let the dogs out? And speaking of early 2000s pop hits: what does 'she listens like Spring and talks like June' mean anyway? And, perhaps most importantly: who is delivering the Ninja Turtles' pizza and where are they getting the money? We deal with these questions before we deal with our own mistakes in a brand new segment featuring Dr. Lindsey Barr: Lindsey's Correction Corner.  If you haven't yet, don...

The Best of Episodes 41-50

September 14, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.3 MB

Matt and Eric are on a secret mission to rescue a small, but friendly mountain goat who has gotten himself stuck on the side of Mount Kilimanjaro, so we'll need to roll-out some of the best bits from YDAFTs gone by...enjoy! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us t...

73 | A Koala with Terrible Purpose

August 31, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

Which animated duck has the best life? If Winnie the Pooh is a living stuffed bear, where does the honey go? If Spice Melange was a real spice, what food would you put it on? Posing these question to us is none other than actor and oft-mentioned question submitter, Alexander Kafarakis! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your leas t pressing questions, local legends, definitive rank...

72 | I Say "YES, Jan!"

August 17, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

Here's the story  about eight people named Brady, one named Alice, and who in this family is the best. That's right, we've got a brand-new Definitive Ranking for you: The Brady Bunch. Plus, What would a complicated bake oven look like?" If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else y...

71 | Let's Start on the Funny?

August 03, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MB

When do people in the Peanuts universe start talking with the adult “wah-wah” voice? If trees could walk, would they form their own societies? What are alien relationships like? Plus: we go over some recent 2023 bingo card items and bring to you Ian the Holy Mole's mashup of Mr. Brightside and Margaritaville.  Speaking of the Holy Mole, check out his new venture at https://www.genxcess.co.uk/ for some badass walking aides.  If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracke...

70 | The Long, Dark Ball Pit of the Soul

July 20, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MB

Get ready: this episode we answer questions given to us by...an inhuman source. Plus: the triumphant return of Fast Five and a circle-back/followup to our millennial retirement home discussion: what is the millennial margaritaville?  If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!   Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else yo...

69 | Grimace is as Grimace Does

July 06, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MB

In honor of his highly-publicized birthday, we've gathered your questions about Ronald McDonald's (allegedly) best friend: Grimace. What is Grimace? What is Grimace's biology? Does he have a special toilet or does he even NEED a toilet? The answers will surprise you. Then we hold a mid-year check-in on our 2023 bingo cards. If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!   Submit your least pressing qu...

68 | I'm Gonna Be a Problem

June 22, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

What would happen if a "key to the city" was literal? Would Lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance? Can you daydream at night? What will the retirement home be like for millennials? To help us answer these questions, we enlist the help of Emmy-winning producer and talent-booker Anthony Conway! If you haven't yet, don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!   Submit your least pressing questions, loca...

67 | Blundering to Success

June 08, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

Why doesn’t Tarzan have facial hair? When people ask “Where are you from?” what is the age cutoff to be “from” somewhere? What if experience points were real? We have all these answers plus a special circle-back/follow-up featuring the one and only Harry the Centaur. Speaking of which: don't forget to enter the YDAFT Mascot bracket! Who should represent this cluster of a pod? Send us your suggestions!   Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood g...

66 | Binge It Like Beckham

May 25, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

How important do you have to be to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? What qualifies someone as a Disney Adult? How do you find a job as an evil villain's assistant? These are the hard-hitting questions we cover before we get to the highly-anticipated season two finale of Google Gripes.  Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on ...

65 | An Impediment to the Vibe

May 11, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 56 MB

What is the definition of "ish?" If Air Bud were to enter the joust, would he be the mount or the rider? Is there a rule saying dogs can't be in the joust? Plus: Someone’s got a pair of garden shears, clean but not sterile. He looks wiry and fit but not too strong. He’s offering cash for toes. How much cash would you accept for each toe? We answer these questions and compare feet before launching into the season 2 finale of Google Gripes! Submit your least pressing questions, local legend...

64 | Never Trust a Worm

April 27, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

When does The Future begin? What could an idiom of "On the eyebrow" mean? What is the YDAFT mascot? We break it all down before the triumphant return of Local Legends, where we discuss El Tabudo and the Virginia TV Head Man. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  You can also leave us a voicemail on The Th...

63 | Vicious Mockery

April 13, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

This episode we have the honor of being joined actor, playwright, and musician Michael Perrie Jr! Michael brings the boys a bushel of questions including: Is Frosty the snowman or the hat? In dungeons and dragons there are mechanics like Initiative, Action, and Bonus Action. What would some of those be for real life, for your own life, and why? And the very disturbing: 101 Dalmatians. There are 101 of them…how many of them are absolute bastards, how many of them are psychopaths, and how many...

62 | We Are the Culture

March 30, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MB

When you say “its been a while”, what is the longest it’s been that it’s still ok to use that phrase? If Hercules was given a 13th impossible task in the modern age, what would it be and could he do it? Is it that the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater is a creature that itself is one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and eats only normal, human people; OR is it a creature whose diet is exclusively people who are one-eyed, one-horned, purple of color, and can fly? We settle...

61 | Kirbies All the Way Down

March 15, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

What's it like inside of Kirby? Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush? How would the Vatican handle an Angels in the Outfield situation? All questions that have been asked since the beginning of time (or 1951/1994) and they'll be answered today. Plus: a controversial start to Google Gripes Season 2, Round 2. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] ...

60 | We Are Due for a Child King

March 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

This week the boys welcome a second Brit to the program...Ian the Holy Mole from The Strange Mole Show, a brilliant British political sketch comedy podcast - available wherever you get your pods! Ian joins us to ask: Is dog really man's best friend? What would be your zombie apocalypse weapon of choice? If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, what's the biggest clap in your path? The trio then dig in to get the satirist's thoughts on Brexit and British policy, before offering some...

59 | James Bond in Hospice

February 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Is there a formula for making the perfect James Bond villain? Matt and Eric dive deep into the weeds of Bond's enemies to find out in an all-new YDAFT Investigation. Then the boys clear out The Thoughtline with multiple circle-back voicemails. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  You can also leave us a ...

58 | Grippable Skull

February 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Is milk juice? At the movie theater, which armrest is yours? What makes a face punchable? We answer these questions after Matt's dream actions cause him problems and before we get to a circle-back/follow-up on his secret Elf on the Shelf exploits. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  You can also leave u...

57 | An NFT by Any Other Name

January 19, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MB

A simple question submission may have led to a new YDAFT tradition. This week the boys figure out what is on their 2023 Bingo Cards...and invite you to play along! You can fill out a 2023 YDAFT Bingo Card here. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at ...

56 | So Said Meatloaf and So Say I

January 05, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 50.5 MB

How big is personal space? How does one win 'The Game' (which, sorry: you just lost)? Plus: we invent new circles of Hell and Eric completes his half of Google Gripes Season 2, Round 1! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we migh...

55 | Elf on the Chaise Lounge

December 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

Happy holidays, everyone! Since you've all been so good, this year we got you a brand new Definitive Ranking: the 12 days of Christmas! Just what does one do with all these damn birds? Plus: love him or hate him, we're tackling all your questions about the Elf on the Shelf. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Faceb...

54 | Step Into My Office

December 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MB

What is the best and worst way to spend spoons? Eric finally gets to teach Matt about Spoon Theory before the boys tackle a delicate question: in this era of Toxic Masculinity, "what is the modern day "Test of Manhood"? Plus: the first YDAFT job reference and the season two premiere of Google Gripes. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on In...

53 | Daddy the Magnificent

November 24, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

What are the ingredients of Humble Pie? What's the oldest trick in the book? Why do millennials hate phone calls? This Thanksgiving, we're grateful to be tackling these questions as we search for a new Turkey Day tradition and wrestle with a challenge from the Thoughtline.  Play out music for this episode: "Don't Take It Out on Me" by PEG and the Rejected. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to co...

53 | Daddy the Magnificent

November 24, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

What are the ingredients of Humble Pie? What's the oldest trick in the book? Why do millennials hate phone calls? This Thanksgiving, we're grateful to be tackling these questions as we search for a new Turkey Day tradition and wrestle with a challenge from the Thoughtline.  Play out music for this episode: "Don't Take It Out on Me" by PEG and the Rejected. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to co...

52 | Boudoir Feet Pics

November 10, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

What is the appropriate punishment for coworkers that eat your lunch? How did Pigpen get so dirty and why can't he get clean? We answer these existential dilemmas before heading to the Thoughtline, where two spouses have called on us for counseling. Plus: a brand-new segment of Fun Facts that you certainly didn't ask for. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] ...

51 | Pillow Talk

October 27, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Spooky season is upon us and we've got an episode full of Halloween treats! Namely: what's the worst Halloween candy? What does your Trick or Treat bag of choice say about you? What (fictional) serial killer would you want to be your roommate? Plus: the boys ask each other some personal questions. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Insta...

50 | Soup as Old as Rhyme

October 13, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

To celebrate the 50th episode of YDAFT, we're welcoming back all of our past guests! These YDAFT Giants return as guest gripers in the much-anticipated season one finale of Google Gripes. But first: we finally cover the burning question from our show's description.   Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can...

49 | 1.21 GigaWTF?

September 29, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MB

In a themed episode, we go through your least-pressing questions about Sci Fi classic (and Matt's favorite movie) Back to the Future. From so called "plot holes" to speculation on what the characters are up to in 2022, we clean-up the BTTF Continuum for you. Plus: a check-in with Fauntleroy.   Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twit...

48 | Baby's First Biscuit (LIVE!)

September 15, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

In YDAFT's first-ever live episode, the boys welcome back Andy "Cookie" Rawlings as they fulfill a request from across the pond: to definitively re-rank Dave Channel's bullshit list of Britain's Best-Loved Biscuits. Click here to see Dave's original list. To see images of each biscuit, visit our Instagram! The episode was recorded live on the YDAFT YouTube channel on 8/29/2022. For the first time you can watch the episode, complete and uncut. Click here for the video.  Submit your least...

47 | Throw the Whole Man Out

September 01, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

Does Jolene know that Dolly’s man says her name in his sleep, or did she have to find out through song like everyone else? In a world where dogs play poker, what breed would be dealer? The players? Why don't birds poop on the roofs of houses? This episode provides those answers, but only after Matt determines if Eric is a member of The Back to the Future Community. Plus: a dramatic reading of Matt’s fabled ‘Oregon Trail Live Tweet.’ Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, defin...

46 | Mansplaining Mansplaining

August 18, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Road trips are full of questions and this episode, we're answering them all. Well, okay...some. Such as: are Swedish Fish gummies? What are the roles and responsibilities  of each passenger in the car? Do other states besides New Jersey prohibit you from pumping your own gas...and what happens to you if you do? Plus: new neighborly nonsense in a fresh Neighborhood Watch. JUST ANNOUNCED: Episode 48 will be recorded LIVE on YouTube on August 29th at 5:30pm EST! Watch it here: https://youtu.be...

45 | The Doughletariat

August 04, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a cannibal? If it's neither here nor there...where is it? What's the creepiest thing you can say when passing someone on the street? This is the eclectic group of conundrums facing us on episode 45, along with a fresh batch of Local Legends, and Matt's new special journal. Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram...

The Best of Episodes 31-40

July 21, 2022 09:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

Our July has been a bit hectic so you'll have to wait a little longer for episode 45, but in the meantime please take enjoy reliving the very best of episodes 31-40! While you wait... Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at [email protected] or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just pla...

44 | Mozzarella is a Team Player

July 07, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

What kind of cheese is the best cheese? And in what form? And how many slices of American Cheese is too many? We answer all of these questions from a cheesy Twitter thread plus: does farting make you heavier? Why does nature pre-slice oranges and grapefruits? Then: the thrilling conclusion to round three of Google Gripes. Want more Google Gripes? Round One 32 | Pouch Me, Mama 34 | Unregistered Method Acting Round Two 36 | Truecuterie 38 | The Deuce is Loose Round Three 43 | Sell Out, Cas...

43 | Sell Out, Cash In

June 23, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

What happened to Fuzzy Wuzzy's hair? When does sooner end and later begin? Is breakfast for dinner...still just breakfast? We dissect these conundrums, dig into Ben and Jerry's recommendations,  and start a brand new round of Google Gripes. Want to catch up on the first two rounds of Google Gripes? Here's your guide: Round One 32 | Pouch Me, Mama 34 | Unregistered Method Acting Round Two 36 | Truecuterie 38 | The Deuce is Loose Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definit...

42 | Win One for the Quacker

June 09, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

We are thrilled to be joined by psychedelic folk artist and former YDAFT Local Legend...Lewis Mallard! If you missed our previous report on Lewis (episode 37), Lewis travels the streets of Hamilton, Ontario as a giant duck. We interview Lewis about his experiences as an avian artist while Lewis asks questions about powdered milk and D&D characters. We also work together to formulate a fair trade of states and provinces between our countries. Check out Lewis on Instagram: @lewis_mallard! Su...

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