You Can't Scare Me!
15 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratingsListen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did!
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Episodes
Be Careful What You Wish For
December 25, 2023 11:15 - 2 hours - 221 MBBeware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Haunted Mask
October 12, 2023 12:00 - 3 hours - 269 MBGotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ghost Next Door
June 19, 2023 11:00 - 3 hours - 254 MBIt's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to Camp Nightmare
April 10, 2023 11:01 - 3 hours - 287 MBDear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Girl Who Cried Monster
January 02, 2023 13:24 - 2 hours - 181 MBPanic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Night of the Living Dummy
October 31, 2022 22:56 - 2 hours - 230 MBI have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Let's Get Invisible!
October 01, 2022 13:36 - 2 hours - 232 MBLeft-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - The Tale of the Guardian's Curse
August 26, 2022 08:21 - 1 hour - 143 MBWhat's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
July 04, 2022 10:20 - 3 hours - 264 MBFalse advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Say Cheese and Die!
March 21, 2022 14:37 - 3 hours - 183 MBIs that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Monster Blood - Part 2
January 24, 2022 16:27 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBWhat's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Monster Blood
January 21, 2022 15:57 - 2 hours - 124 MBIt's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Monster Blood
January 21, 2022 15:57 - 2 hours - 124 MBIt's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stay Out of the Basement
November 24, 2021 15:49 - 2 hours - 118 MBHamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to Dead House
October 26, 2021 20:57 - 2 hours - 168 MBThere goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.