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YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

48 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratings

You Can't Have it Both Ways is a social commentary podcast on the new gender orthodoxy
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Episodes

The Academic Vault Presents: Forgive Me ChatGPT, For I Have Sinned

March 06, 2023 17:00 - 36 minutes - 24.7 MB

With over 100 million people talking to ChatGPT instead of each other, it seemed only right to ask the question: Is ChatGPT woke?

Unwoke Theatre: Tiny Shoulders

February 04, 2023 21:30 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB

A deep dive into the 2018 documentary Tiny Shoulders: Rethinking Barbie, about some marketing executives who designed a "Curvy Barbie" for little girls even though the little girls said they didn't want it.

The Academic Vault Presents: Notre Dames Only

January 24, 2023 00:45 - 51 minutes - 35.1 MB

A women's college announces it will begin accepting cis men. The community revolts!

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. XII: Death Chicks

January 09, 2023 13:45 - 43 minutes - 29.5 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Two transwomen are prominent in the media at the moment - one is accused of murder, and one was recently executed for murder. Why is the media treating Nikki Secondino like a cis woman, while focusing on Amber McLaughlin's transness to the point of ignoring her victim?

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. XI: Snuggle Party USA

October 23, 2022 22:30 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Snuggle parties are dystopian madness: Here's what snuggle parties reveal about our tendency to repress and self-oppress.

Unwoke Theatre: Don't Worry Darling

October 17, 2022 21:38 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MB

A deep dive into Don't Worry Darling, the latest in a spate of films and TV series celebrating women liberating themselves from the illusion of heteronormative happiness by murdering their husbands.

The Academic Vault Presents: Dolezal Shows All

October 01, 2022 20:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MB

Transphobia! Racism! Misogyny! Body shaming! Contemporary culture is obsessed with stamping out these evils, yet quick to perpetrate them against the politically incorrect. Consider the case of Rachel Dolezal.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. X: The Ink Black Truth

September 13, 2022 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. J. K. Rowling's new Galbraith book gets labeled transphobic, while a Virginia judge deems Maia Kobabe's child-porn book fit for kids. In other news, Lana Del Rey gets fat and no one's allowed to notice.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. IX: Sheriff Buddy

September 04, 2022 01:30 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about.  A Southern sheriff issues an ominous warning (and a slew of assault rifles) to rural school teachers, and a New England community refuses to prosecute a man even as he continues to terrorize them.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. VIII: The Other N Word

August 23, 2022 22:04 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Some thoughts on the use of the word "Nazi" in an increasingly polarized landscape.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. VII: Feeld of Dreams

August 16, 2022 21:07 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. The New Yorker kicks off its week-long "Family Issue" with an in-depth endorsement of Feeld - "a hookup app for the emotionally mature." Budding Roses, a summer camp in Portland, Oregon, teaches kids how to survive police brutality and the evils of the patriarchy.

The Academic Vault Presents: Straw People

August 03, 2022 03:45 - 51 minutes - 35 MB

Some thoughts on our polarized political landscape in the wake of the overturning of Roe v. Wade. In this episode we discuss the unintended consequences of separating gender from biological sex, the increasing divisions within the left, the narcissistic nature of modern narratives of meaning, and other topics.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. VI: Bad Poet's Society

July 20, 2022 02:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman proves you don't have to be good - you just have to be woke. Trans actor Elliot Page proves it's okay to be a man as long as you’re biologically female.

Woke Therapy: A Conversation with Dr. Andrew Hartz

July 11, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

A conversation with Dr. Andrew Hartz about the infiltration of the therapeutic industry by progressive identity politics. They discuss the trend of therapist activism, wokeness as mental health, race and gender based hostility of therapists toward their patients, the need for therapists to provide a safe space for non-woke feelings, the mental health implications of using judgment and shame to force people to repress their feelings, the parallels between woke bullies and wife beaters, the pa...

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. V: Spaghetti Strap Western

June 23, 2022 00:30 - 1 hour - 54 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Daily shootings, Trump '24, gender fanaticism, Margaret Atwood - is it time to expatriate?

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. IV: Spaghetti Strap Western

June 22, 2022 23:30 - 1 hour - 54 MB

Daily shootings, Trump '24, gender fanaticism, Margaret Atwood ... is it time to expatriate?

The Academic Vault Presents: Camp Bitterlaken

May 29, 2022 02:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MB

A kids' summer camp called Camp Interlaken gets gender inclusive.

Camp Bitterlaken

May 29, 2022 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MB

A summer camp for children gets gender inclusive, and A. Talmage earns his Ranting badge

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. IV: The Bottle and the Chair

May 14, 2022 02:30 - 1 hour - 56 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Johnny Depp gets his day in court despite being a man. Ezra Miller throws a chair at a woman, which is worse than throwing a chair at a man, but the important thing is that Ezra Miller is nonbinary. Disney heroically protects us from the dangers of The Muppet Show. Local elementary school children show their love for Identity, Diversity, and Justice.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. III: The Bottle and the Chair

May 14, 2022 01:30 - 1 hour - 56 MB

All the News That's Fit to Rant About. Johnny Depp gets his day in court despite being a man. Ezra Miller throws a chair at a woman, which is worse than throwing a chair at a man, but the important thing is that Ezra Miller is nonbinary. Disney heroically protects us from the dangers of The Muppet Show. Local elementary school children show their love for Identity and Diversity.

The Academic Vault Presents: Don't Say Gay (or Straight!)

May 03, 2022 02:32 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

Some thoughts about the Parental Rights in Education law, more commonly known (thanks to its critics) as the Don't Say Gay law.

Don't Say Gay (or Straight!)

May 03, 2022 01:32 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

Some thoughts about the Parental Rights in Education law, more commonly known (thanks to its critics) as the Don't Say Gay law.

Unwoke Theatre: Bad Vegan

April 12, 2022 01:30 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

A deep dive into the Netflix documentary Bad Vegan, chronicling the rise and fall of the queen of vegan cuisine Sarma Melngailis.

One Lucky #uck

April 12, 2022 00:30 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

A deep dive into the Netflix documentary Bad Vegan, chronicling the rise and fall of the queen of vegan cuisine Sarma Melngailis.

Unwoke Theatre: Turning Red

April 06, 2022 14:45 - 52 minutes - 35.7 MB

A deep dive into Turning Red, the latest disaster from the formerly great Pixar.

Turning Woke

April 06, 2022 13:45 - 52 minutes - 35.7 MB

A deep dive into Turning Red, the latest disaster from the formerly great Pixar.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. III: Le Voyage dans l'École d'Art

March 19, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. A personal tale about getting canceled at a top art school, being assaulted on the streets of Chicago, and proving (despite popular opinion) that decent straight cis white men exist.

Le Voyage dans l'École d'Art *TEASER*

March 19, 2022 00:00 - 2 minutes - 1.86 MB

Eleanor talks about her experience getting canceled at a top art school and being assaulted on the streets of Chicago, proving (despite what you might have heard) that there is at least one decent straight-cis-white man in the world. Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/you_cant_have_it_both_ways

Le Voyage dans l'École d'Art

March 19, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Eleanor talks about her experience getting canceled at a top art school and being assaulted on the streets of Chicago, proving (despite what you might have heard) that there is at least one decent straight-cis-white man in the world.

The Academic Vault Presents: Ballet of the Transplainers

February 20, 2022 00:25 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Think you're safe stating your opinion in your own home? Just ask Rosie Kay, the famed choreographer who was ousted from her own dance company for offending her dinner guests.

Ballet of the Transplainers

February 19, 2022 23:25 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Think you're safe stating your opinion in your own home? Just ask Rosie Kay, the famed choreographer who was ousted from her own dance company for offending her dinner guests.

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. II: How Do I Love Thee? And Thee? etc. *PARTIAL EPISODE*

February 13, 2022 18:45 - 21 minutes - 25.2 MB

A and E celebrate Valentine's Day by discussing "love'" in the modern age, Julia Fox's new Birkin, their dislike of the cottagecore aesthetic, and more! Listen to the full episode on Patreon!

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. II: How Do I Love Thee? And Thee? etc.

February 13, 2022 18:45 - 1 hour - 49.3 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Valentine's Day edition - "love'" in the modern age, Julia Fox's new Birkin, the cottagecore aesthetic, and more!

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. II: How Do I Love Thee? And Thee? etc. *TEASER*

February 13, 2022 17:45 - 2 minutes - 1.65 MB

A. Talmage celebrates Valentine's Day with Eleanor. "Love'" in the modern age, Julia Fox's new Birkin, Eleanor's dislike of the cottagecore aesthetic, and more! Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/you_cant_have_it_both_ways

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. I: Hemingway's Prozac

February 04, 2022 01:58 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

All the news that's fit to rant about. Lia Thomas in the locker room, Snow White without her dwarves, Harry Potter trigger warnings, and more!

The Daily Huzzah! Vol. I: Hemingway's Prozac *TEASER*

February 04, 2022 00:58 - 3 minutes - 2.3 MB

Eleanor gets A. Talmage up to speed on the news of the day! Lia Thomas in the locker room, Snow White without her dwarves, Harry Potter trigger warnings, and more! Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/you_cant_have_it_both_ways

The Academic Vault Presents: Survival of the Wokest

January 29, 2022 23:42 - 25 minutes - 17.8 MB

Is it wrong to be a fascist if you're right? Not according to the modern university. Consider the cases of Amy Wax and Allyn Walker.

Survival of the Wokest

January 29, 2022 22:42 - 25 minutes - 17.8 MB

Is it wrong to be a fascist if you're right? Not according to the modern university. Consider the cases of Amy Wax and Allyn Walker.

The Academic Vault Presents: The Jender Thing

January 13, 2022 01:52 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

After J. K. Rowling gets snubbed from the Harry Potter reunion show, some thoughts on "transphobic" as a slur, the return of the Thought Police, and social justice bullying as a mental illness, with an eclectic tie-in to that blind girl from Pretty Little Liars.

The Jender Thing

January 13, 2022 00:52 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

After J. K. Rowling gets snubbed from the Harry Potter reunion show, A. Talmage offers up some rants on the "transphobic" slur, the return of the Thought Police, and social justice bullying as a mental illness. And his obsession with Jenna from Pretty Little Liars.

The Academic Vault Presents: Goofus Genders and Gallant Germaphobes

December 10, 2021 18:27 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

Harry Potter, OCD germaphobes, the problem with "Born This Way," the recasting of women's self-defense as victim-blaming, feminists in search of chivalry, assault prevention training for alligators, and much more!

Goofus Genders and Gallant Germaphobes

December 10, 2021 17:27 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

Harry Potter, OCD germaphobes, the problem with "Born This Way," the recasting of women's self-defense as victim-blaming, feminists in search of chivalry, assault prevention training for alligators, and much more!

The Academic Vault Presents: A Brief Report from the Calvinball Field

November 27, 2021 21:53 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MB

Woke politics is just Calvinball: The decline of public trust in universities and other institutions does not bode well.

A Brief Report from the Calvinball Field

November 27, 2021 20:53 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MB

A guest speaker comes to class to teach women that marriage is bad. A. Talmage talks about why the BLM protests of 2020 made him give up on humanity. Calvin and Hobbes are revealed as the mad geniuses behind woke politics.

The Academic Vault Presents: Ballet of the Mansplainers

November 17, 2021 20:30 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MB

A reference to Emile Ratelband kicks up all kinds of issues. Women and the draft, cross-dressing ballet, the perpetual myth of male-dominated everything, mansplaining versus suffersplaining, toxic femininity, and other topics.

Ballet of the Mansplainers

November 17, 2021 19:30 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MB

A reference to Emile Ratelband kicks up all kinds of issues. Women and the draft, cross-dressing ballet, the perpetual myth of male-dominated everything, the time A. Talmage got sexually harassed by a professor, mansplaining versus suffersplaining, toxic femininity, and other topics.

The Academic Vault Presents: Sensitivity Readers Gone Wild

November 04, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

Working as a sensitivity reader, Dave Chappelle's "The Closer," apologizing to bullies, how fixating on micro-aggressions blinds us to real social progress, the manufacturing of transhood, the taboo of acknowledging biological difference between the sexes, feeling excluded as a vegetarian, secular fundamentalism, the difficulties of teaching social justice obsessed students, and other topics.

Sensitivity Readers Gone Wild

November 04, 2021 03:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

Working as a sensitivity reader, Dave Chappelle's "The Closer," apologizing to bullies, how fixating on micro-aggressions blinds us to real social progress, the manufacturing of transhood, the taboo of acknowledging biological difference between the sexes, feeling excluded as a vegetarian, secular fundamentalism, the difficulties of teaching social justice obsessed students, and other topics.