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YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out - Season Three

54 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago -

Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are and we can help. Yes We Canada is the American Progressives Guide to getting the fuck out. Canada… explained… hilariously. 

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Be here...it's gonna be mild!

February 06, 2024 22:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MB

  Oh, my Americans y’all love your renegades. Your mavericks on a mission. Your rebels in resistance. Y’all love an armed, chiselled man, on a quest for redemption, to hell with “corporate” and their petty, girly boy, rules.   America…where insubordination r …us.   Which, in an odd kinda way, explains why, over 9 million people who voted for Obama in 2012 up and decided to vote for Trump in 2016.  Cuz y’all love an outsider… no matter what they believe in.  Yep, Trump gave the middle fin...

From Little Rock to Big Rock

January 09, 2024 22:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MB

  There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting.   They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025.    Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wing patriotic bubble… but we're afraid that the Future Felon in Chief - Donny J. is the one who who’ll be representing Republicans on election day and l...

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy - God Help Us!

December 05, 2023 22:00 - 24 minutes - 17.1 MB

Well this is a tough one.  This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show. 

From the White House to the Big House

November 07, 2023 22:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MB

In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem.  Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um, University. There are so many misdoings a foot that our boy Donny John might just be misdone. His indicted co-conspirators are starting to flip like breakfast...

2022 Fugetaboudit

February 14, 2023 21:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MB

2022 What a year!  Fugetaboudit.  Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on!  You can do it.  We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two!  We're gonna miss you guys!

Pod Help Us

December 27, 2022 01:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MB

Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one!  God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an  in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates,  Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someone who oughta know... the big guy, himself, opens up in this exclusive interview and he's some wrathy. 

Un Parliamentary Profanity

November 29, 2022 22:00 - 12 minutes - 8.78 MB

In the US there are seven words you can't say on television.  Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament.  No shit! Nope, shit is one of them. 

The Great! Replacement Theory

October 26, 2022 04:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MB

You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right?  No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right?  The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right? Tucker Carlson, George Soros on line one  from Martha's Vineyard. 

The Great! Replacement Theory

October 26, 2022 04:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MB

You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right?  No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right?  The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right? Tucker Carlson, George Soros on line one  from Martha's Vineyard. 

In God We Trust

September 27, 2022 21:00 - 15 minutes - 10.6 MB

Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God.   He's been listening to YouTube clips of  Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and  Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God.  In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy. 

Hang Mike Pence. Wait, what?

August 23, 2022 21:00 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MB

Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to…  You’re welcome. You see Mike was your vice president for four years.  You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his expression one of deep admiration as his leader spoke, and told yet another lie to the American people. Michael Richard Pence, former vice president of the ...

The Canadian Arms Forces: There's No Strife Like it and the Bang Bang is Bangin'

July 19, 2022 21:00 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MB

The Canadian Military is in the midst of a  full blown sexual  misconduct crisis.  It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening?  Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Government of Canada alleging sexual misconduct, sexual assault, discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and the list goes on… and...

The Canadian Armed Forces: There's No Strife Like it and the Bang Bang is Bangin'

July 19, 2022 21:00 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MB

The Canadian Military is in the midst of a  full blown sexual  misconduct crisis.  It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening?  Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Government of Canada alleging sexual misconduct, sexual assault, discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and the list goes on… and...

We Love you, Now Go Home.

June 28, 2022 21:00 - 18 minutes - 12.6 MB

Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals.  When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your  Trump clad " tourists" beating cops like blood thirsty barbarians. So, you pivoted yet again and started calling your insurrection ; “legitimate political discourse”.   Discourse?  Of course.  

PATRIOT-POLOOZA ...The Rebellion that Rocked the Capitol

May 25, 2022 00:00 - 19 minutes - 13.2 MB

Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too.  You're not so special. 

Pandemia Nervosa

April 26, 2022 21:00 - 13 minutes - 9.05 MB

Americans!  Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two.  Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch.  Wow a lot of BS to unpack there, no? And that’s not all…  A lot has happened in America since our last episode in Season 1… the Corona Virus raged...

Pandemia Nervosa

April 26, 2022 21:00 - 13 minutes - 9.05 MB

Americans!  Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two.  Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch.  Wow a lot of BS to unpack there, no? And that’s not all…  A lot has happened in America since our last episode in Season 1… the Corona Virus raged...

British Columbia

May 04, 2021 21:00 - 19 minutes - 13.6 MB

The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy gold rushes and then some pretty dedicated exploitation of the Japanese, Chinese and other Asians. During prohibition in the U.S., B.C. became the liquor hub fo...

Ontario - The Centre of the Universe

April 27, 2021 21:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MB

  In Canada we have ten “provinces”.  Think about the difference between States and Provinces.  If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even.  If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have much more autonomy than states do in the US. Health care, education, taxes, marriage, property and most civil rights are all the domain of the provinces not...

Ontario - The Centre of the Universe

April 27, 2021 21:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MB

  In Canada we have ten “provinces”.  Think about the difference between States and Provinces.  If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even.  If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have much more autonomy than states do in the US. Health care, education, taxes, marriage, property and most civil rights are all the domain of the provinces not...

Saskatchewan & Manitoba!

April 20, 2021 21:00 - 16 minutes - 11.1 MB

After you immigrate from the US, we are determined to find you a place to live in Canada.  On today's episode we explore Saskatchewan where they have been social distancing for the past 150 years and Manitoba. Friendly,  Manitoba, eh?

Alberta!

April 13, 2021 21:00 - 14 minutes - 9.85 MB

We built this podcast for progressives who want to immigrate to Canada.  But then your child idiot president legally lost the election in November.  Joey Biden moved into the people's house and turned out to be much more progressive than we ever thought!  Who knew?  Why would progressive want to leave the US now?  You got the keys to the candy store!  Well that's all fine and dandy but we still have a podcast to do here people.  So we rebranded. We would like to invite Republicans to immigr...

Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia!

April 06, 2021 21:00 - 22 minutes - 15.2 MB

You will learn about Canada's two tiniest provinces, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia.  And bonus, you will also learn how to do the famous "Inhalation Affirmation". Your life will be transformed!

Newfoundland AND! Labrador

March 30, 2021 21:00 - 13 minutes - 9.12 MB

The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada.  And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all. 

Newfoundland AND! Labrador

March 30, 2021 21:00 - 13 minutes - 9.12 MB

The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada.  And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all. 

All! New! Brunswick!

March 23, 2021 21:00 - 15 minutes - 10.8 MB

What do you think the New Brunswick press called a doll house collecting, disco dancing, 'committed bachelor' premier in the 1970’s?   Yep, they called him: “flamboyant”.  Richard Hatfield, former potato chip salesman, lawyer and chemist who ran the province for 17 years, is front and centre in a  story like no other.  I’ll be at Studio 54 if you need to reach me. 

Welcome to Cali-anada

March 16, 2021 22:00 - 17 minutes - 11.8 MB

We dive deep into Cali-anada,  the much discussed movement for California cede statehood with the  US and join Canada as our eleventh province.  Well, it is a ‘much discussed’ movement on this show, but, probably, nowhere else. 

Canada...the Land of Nomo

March 09, 2021 22:00 - 15 minutes - 10.9 MB

In Canada, we are a modest people and when huge international celebrity hits, it is very difficult to process with humility. I speak from personal experience:  

Parlez-vous Canadian, Eh?

March 02, 2021 23:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

Over the past 20 years roughly 235,000 new immigrants arrive in Canada every year. The current Liberal government has upped immigration levels to 300,000 people per year.  Covid 19 isn't  helping them get to that number but the intent is there.  There’s a lot of criteria to get by the bureaucrat bouncer at the Canadian immigration rope line,   but if you’re between 18 and 54, language is an important factor for your approval. To successfully immigrate to Canada, you have to speak and unders...

Parlez-vous Canadian, Eh?

March 02, 2021 23:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MB

Over the past 20 years roughly 235,000 new immigrants arrive in Canada every year. The current Liberal government has upped immigration levels to 300,000 people per year.  Covid 19 isn't  helping them get to that number but the intent is there.  There’s a lot of criteria to get by the bureaucrat bouncer at the Canadian immigration rope line,   but if you’re between 18 and 54, language is an important factor for your approval. To successfully immigrate to Canada, you have to speak and unders...

How to Sex A Canadian

February 23, 2021 03:00 - 14 minutes - 9.92 MB

This episode is about sex. Well, sex and love.  Because in Canada if you'renot in love, you don’t have sex. … We are a polite people.  I mean we don’t have casual sex in Canada, sex here is formal.  We fall in love, then we make love, that’s the way it rolls up here. We also sometimes tell the truth in podcasts.  Sometimes.

How to Sex A Canadian

February 23, 2021 03:00 - 14 minutes - 9.92 MB

This episode is about sex. Well, sex and love.  Because in Canada if you'renot in love, you don’t have sex. … We are a polite people.  I mean we don’t have casual sex in Canada, sex here is formal.  We fall in love, then we make love, that’s the way it rolls up here. We also sometimes tell the truth in podcasts.  Sometimes.

Driving in Canada, Notwithstanding.

February 16, 2021 15:00 - 15 minutes - 10.9 MB

  Up here in Canada, we’re not worried that someone will shoot us in a fit of road rage if we give 'em the finger after they cut us off while driving. We’re polite, we don’t give people the finger.  Road rage Canadian style is more …like this:   “go…after you, no, no I insist, please, really, I couldn’t, go! you fuckin’ asshole!    In fact, our whole system of measurement is different than yours. And you’re going to love this, because if you weigh 145 pounds in American, cross the border ...

In Canada, Crime Pays in Canadian.

February 09, 2021 21:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MB

When you look at real estate listings in New York City you can find a crime profile of the neighbourhood. It’s a Google map and when you click on the crime icon, the areas in the hood that have criminal activity turn orange. It’s like the opposite of the “local amenities” listing. Instead of three pharmacies, a dry cleaner and a pet shop, you get two drunk and dis-orderlies, three B&E’s and a domestic.   Since you are moving to Canada, The Yes We Canada Podcast is delighted to offer you th...

In Canada, Crime Pays in Canadian.

February 09, 2021 21:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MB

When you look at real estate listings in New York City you can find a crime profile of the neighbourhood. It’s a Google map and when you click on the crime icon, the areas in the hood that have criminal activity turn orange. It’s like the opposite of the “local amenities” listing. Instead of three pharmacies, a dry cleaner and a pet shop, you get two drunk and dis-orderlies, three B&E’s and a domestic.   Since you are moving to Canada, The Yes We Canada Podcast is delighted to offer you th...

How to French in Canada

February 03, 2021 02:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MB

A province is like a state but with more power and fewer rednecks. But in our country,  the province of Quebec is actually “the founding French nation” of Canada, which is why it gets its own very podcast. As the only French speaking province in Canada, the government of Quebec has greater control over what are considered federal jurisdictions in other provinces like immigration, taxation and employment. Francophone Quebecers are  tiny island of eight million French speakers surrounded by a...

How to French in Canada

February 03, 2021 02:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MB

A province is like a state but with more power and fewer rednecks. But in our country,  the province of Quebec is actually “the founding French nation” of Canada, which is why it gets its own very podcast. As the only French speaking province in Canada, the government of Quebec has greater control over what are considered federal jurisdictions in other provinces like immigration, taxation and employment. Francophone Quebecers are  tiny island of eight million French speakers surrounded by a...

Service Canada

January 26, 2021 23:00 - 13 minutes - 9.18 MB

In America your merchant class was idolized as self-made, uh, “men”… in Canada merchants were seen as lowly “vendors”. Serving a customer was not regarded as a noble pursuit. We do it and sometimes with a smile and sometimes with excellent results, whatever, I can’t be bothered finishing this sentence.  In Canada, service may sometimes come with a smile, but more often it comes with  a mild-mannered indifference, bordering on passive aggressive, insubordination. Don’t get me wrong, people ...

Ready! Aim! Wellness Check!...Racism in Canada

January 19, 2021 23:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MB

 Canada was the final destination of the Underground Railroad. We didn’t write poems about accepting someone’s huddled masses, we just did it, often quite reluctantly. Up here, we like our racism discreet and polite. If you are a person of colour, and please note how it is spelled up here,  c-o-l-o-u-r … vowels are less expensive in Canada,  the chance of being called a racially demeaning phrase to your face is remote… you just won’t get the job, the apartment, the raise, the gig… You thin...

Ready! Aim! Wellness Check!...Racism in Canada

January 19, 2021 23:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MB

 Canada was the final destination of the Underground Railroad. We didn’t write poems about accepting someone’s huddled masses, we just did it, often quite reluctantly. Up here, we like our racism discreet and polite. If you are a person of colour, and please note how it is spelled up here,  c-o-l-o-u-r … vowels are less expensive in Canada,  the chance of being called a racially demeaning phrase to your face is remote… you just won’t get the job, the apartment, the raise, the gig… You thin...

Not The 51st State, y'all

January 13, 2021 02:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MB

  Your founding fathers are “revolutionaries.” Our founding fathers are “anti–revolutionaries”. Your corporate motto is “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”. Ours is “peace, order and good government”. And I ask, who would you rather party with under a bridge with a bottle of Jack?

Not The 51st State, y'all

January 13, 2021 02:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MB

  Your founding fathers are “revolutionaries.” Our founding fathers are “anti–revolutionaries”. Your corporate motto is “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”. Ours is “peace, order and good government”. And I ask, who would you rather party with under a bridge with a bottle of Jack?

You Want a Donut with That?

December 22, 2020 14:00 - 13 minutes - 9.18 MB

Allow us to Timsplain  Tim Horton's donut dominance in the dominion.  Yes, you need to know this, to become a truly socialized Canadian new immigrant.  

Trudeau the 2nd

December 15, 2020 19:00 - 23 minutes - 16.4 MB

I know Royalty is popular. Lots of listeners  for Royalty.  Well, this is as close to royalty as we get in our ruling class, up here  in your new country, Canada,  This is the story of the second Prime Minister Trudeau in 52 years. Ok, the Trudeaus are  budget royalty, but still lots of ratings for Royalty! You don't want to miss this episode. Also Yes We Canada has been selected as one of the top 25 Immigration Podcasts. Our very first award!   https://blog.feedspot.com/canada_immigration...

Trudeau the 2nd

December 15, 2020 19:00 - 23 minutes - 16.4 MB

I know Royalty is popular. Lots of listeners  for Royalty.  Well, this is as close to royalty as we get in our ruling class, up here  in your new country, Canada,  This is the story of the second Prime Minister Trudeau in 52 years. Ok, the Trudeaus are  budget royalty, but still lots of ratings for Royalty! You don't want to miss this episode. Also Yes We Canada has been selected as one of the top 25 Immigration Podcasts. Our very first award!   https://blog.feedspot.com/canada_immigration...

North of Duleuth

December 08, 2020 14:00 - 15 minutes - 10.4 MB

You think Canada is dull?  Think again. You have a blond rich girl who decided to get into politics at the pro level...hey!... so do we! 

North of Duleuth

December 08, 2020 14:00 - 15 minutes - 10.4 MB

You think Canada is dull?  Think again. You have a blond rich girl who decided to get into politics at the pro level...hey!... so do we! 

First Lady Naked with a Second Lady

December 02, 2020 17:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MB

Hey America, you got a first lady, we got a spouse...this is the first-person debrief.  

Jump Down Turn Around Pick A Passport

November 24, 2020 20:00 - 11 minutes - 7.93 MB

Progressives! You saved the Republic! But you're still moving to Canada. This episode not only tells you why, it tells you how to be the proper owner of two, count 'em, two passports! Bienvenue au Canada!

Who Opened for MOTUS?

November 17, 2020 10:00 - 9 minutes - 6.38 MB

Folks say that Trump’s opening act was Sarah Palin. Sarah could see Russia from her house! But  while Trump  can’t exactly see Russia from his house apparently, he sees a lot of Russians at his house. The real opening act for Trump was actually the late  crack smokin’ bad boy Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford. You are about to learn about the “Scum Scrum.” Get your children away from the podcast, you’ve been warned.