32 - Can't Hardly Wait

Wow, we can't hardly wait until the memory of this extremely mediocre film is wiped from our brains forever. This movie is useful only as a vehicle for the succession of before-they-were-famous cameos this film offers up (oh hey, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Turk from Scrubs) - beyond that it's kind of a hot mess. WHY do the boring, entitled guys always get the girl they know nothing about except that she's hot? Why do people in teen movies love staging gay love scenes to humiliate jocks? And why did the people who made this movie think it was OK to have Seth Green pretend to be black?!?!