James and James slake their eldritch thirst with some Morbius: The Living Vampire comics. But first, before they can do that, it's important that they talk about Spider-Man movies as well. Just for a little bit. It helps to warm the blood and get us ready for the utterly negligent and poorly constructed Morbius comics series of 2013. We genuinely hope that someone got fired for this.

"I--I don't know what I'm supposed to do here."